So how much side boob is too much side boob?
#1
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:25
Now don't get me wrong, I love gamesradar, it's probably my favourite games site but to me the inclusion of "Mature sex scenes" seemed a little bit too much as a clever way to describe "MOAR PAYNUS AND VA JAY JAY THANKS!" but alas it got me thinking.
Romances have been an interesting part of mass effect since the very first game and funnily enough, the first game is the only one to have ever come close to getting it right. The topic of sex scenes has come up a lot on these fourms, mainly as part of speculation for mass effect 3, and one game that was sighted as something that bioware should take inspiration from was the lovely eastern european rpg the witcher 2. Now I'm not going to criticise the witcher 2 as a game because I havn't played it, (although I plan to) but I have seen the sex scene in the game and to me it's something that can only be described as soft core pornography. It's more remeniscent of the sex scenes in God of War, but at least in that they cut away to a vase falling over or some underage lesbians touching each other. (And no, I'm not kidding)
In the witcher 2 however there are no vases, nor are there any underage lesbians, (and I don't know if that's for better or worse) It's all there for the eyes to see, and while this may seem like a "mature portrayal of sex" (which if you've seen the scene, you'll soon realise that it certainly isn't, sorry but the whole "you need a bath" thing doesn't quite work for me) I don't think it is at all right for mass effect, I love garrus vakarian as a character and I thought that his romance was done very well (right up to the "sex" scene itself which was frankly quite disappointing and something that I'll get to in a moment) but if I want to see him naked (and believe me I don't) I'll go look up some rule 34, because that's not what I play a game like mass effect for and it's certainly not what I would expect from a "mature sex scene."
On the other scale, we have the sex scenes from mass effect 2, which were all more or less fully clothed, behind closed doors love affairs which felt forced and un-natural, which is perticularly unfortunate because I thought that the build up to some of them was rather interesting, (*cough* garrus *cough*) but alas all I get as a head bump? And of course for my male shepard, miranda, yeah she took her top of and groped me like an ape, mature am I right? No, forced!
Now there are two sides to the spectrum, each is on the brink of what I find acceptable, one's too pornographic and the others too soft, both mess with the universe in way I dont like at all, on one hand, neither of my shepards both paragon and paragade, are perverts, but on the other hand they are not personality drained manikins, who had the whole lady parts coversation explained to them by their mother when they were sixteen! And like I said on another thread, who exactly has sex for the first time, fully clothed?
Now the only solution I can clearly see is to take the sex scenes from mass effect 1, make them more meaningful and personal, and plop them into mass effect 3 with more romace options and same sex romances. There, are we good? Well actually yes, a little less of what seemed like an assault on the commander, maybe a little more gentle, but yes.
You see, for me, a mature romance isn't about nudity and sex, it's about personal interaction between two people and a mature sex scene is about keeping the balance between that and nudity at the right level so as not to seem forced and unrealistic. It's something that I really don't think has ever been pulled off correctly, it's a tough feat to take on but I really think that if anyone can do it, spiderman, er... I mean, bioware can.
As I've noted before on other threads, Mass effect has a very mature setting, it deals with poverty, racism, terrorism ect. and one of it's defining features for me at least is it's fully fleshed out universe. (I mean I'm sorry, but what other games have lore entries about the economic state of a particular race in the game?) I think having a mature romance should be part of that experiance, instead of having some childish sexual fantasy, or heavily censored nonsensical drible.
So any way you may have noticed that all of that was just a meaningless and longwinded stream of feckless opinion, but it was all in fact a clever trick, a disguise for something that I probably could have asked in seconds instead of the 20 minutes I took to write and proof read all of this.
Do you want more nudity in the sex scenes, do you think it's required to make it more mature or do you just want to see what a turian looks like behind all that armour? Or, do you want it the mass effect 2 way, do you think nudity is not required to have a realistic adult love scene, and do you think that my requests of a medium degree of true sexual content, is simply a juvenial pot dream? Please, post your opinions below!
I realise that this may have been tedious to read through but it is something I find interesting so do note if you think I should write these things shorter next time around, thanks.
Oh and also, I'm going to be really pretentious and sign my name at the end
-BubbleSauce
Ha! Eat that average fourm user!
#2
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:34
The sort of thing where you'd rather nobody walk in on you while it's happening, but you needn't worry about it too much.
Black Raptor
#3
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:35
Despite being a fan of Garrus romance, I don't wanna watch him and Shepard having sex. I'm quite satisfied with ME2 way of handling things. A few more... exposed romance scenes may be fine, but let's not go all the way down there.BubbleSauce wrote...
Do you want more nudity in the sex scenes, do you think it's required to make it more mature or do you just want to see what a turian looks like behind all that armour? Or, do you want it the mass effect 2 way, do you think nudity is not required to have a realistic adult love scene, and do you think that my requests of a medium degree of true sexual content, is simply a juvenial pot dream? Please, post your opinions below!
#4
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:40
Okay, to be serious, I don't think sex scenes need to show total, front-view nudity. You can have a perfectly good sex scene without. However, I don't see the problem with full nudity. In fact, maybe it's time BioWare took a stand against those people who called Mass Effect a porn game. However, I wouldn't want the nudity to push the age rating up to 18 (in Britain ME1 is a 12 and ME2 is a 15). I hate to admit it but I'm under 18, and I can't have 18-rated games, or rarely anyway. I think you're right that a mature sex scene isn't about how much is shown but about "personal interaction".
And no, I don't want to see Garrus naked. Not just because I'm a dude. I think ME1 had the right kind of sex scene, personally. It struck that balance you were talking about.
- Geth_Prime
I'm no average forum user.
#5
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:46
Geth_Prime wrote...
When I read the title I was like "Too much side boob? How?".
It's a referance to the mass effect 1 sex scene where we did see side boob from, shepard, liara and ashley, and also, your afraid to admit your under 18? Dude I'm 15, and I'm not gonna try and hide the fact that I'm younger than the average mass effect fan. If Mass Effect 3 is an 18, then it'll technically be illegal for me to be playing it, but that's not gonna stop me.
Whatcha gonna about it?
#6
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:48
Seriously though, ME2 did seem a bit forced. Mass 1 did it right where it was adult, but not where it was a full-blown porno. Here's hoping that Mass 3 goes the route Mass 1 did.
-Kasai666
#7
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:51
When I read the title I was like "Too much side boob? How?".
It's a referance to the mass effect 1 sex scene where we did see side boob from, shepard, liara and ashley, and also, your afraid to admit your under 18? Dude I'm 15, and I'm not gonna try and hide the fact that I'm younger than the average mass effect fan. If Mass Effect 3 is an 18, then it'll technically be illegal for me to be playing it, but that's not gonna stop me.
Whatcha gonna about it?
I'm 15 as well, and not afraid to admit it. At least I get my license soon
#8
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 08:58
#9
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:00
#10
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:06
#11
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:12
Fidget6 wrote...
side-boobs and butts, nothing more explicit than that. (Humans and Asari only plz! Kthnx!)
I'm still hanging of the idea that another fourm user posted on my other thread about salrian females looking like the broodmothers from dragon age... mmmm *drool*
#12
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:25
Grinding in your unmentionables... not the best way to do it.
I think ME1's sex scenes were almost universally praised by critics, so hopefully they intend to do something similar with ME3.
#13
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:38
-thetrufreemo
PS where's my blonde LI. Here's hoping that Sanders won't be the only new addition or that Mirranda goes to her face model's hair color.
#14
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:43
i personally believe that we deserve a hefty sex scene from shepard significant other. i mean we have endured endless dialogue with them for a long time (in some cases spread across different titles), and do sidequests to help them out with problems. the least shepard can get is some decent action that doesnt last 10 seconds, and its always missionary position. how unrealistic
#15
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:51
I'm of the opinion that if games want to be considered more than a children's toy...they need to push the boundaries and get to the same place that movies are. Does that mean we need full porn in games? Hell no.
But having the characters being tastefully nude would not be a bad thing. I'm reminded of the age old arguement. "Oh...tons of blood and gore and killing 50,000 humanoids is ok, but if we see a nipple it's a traumatic event!" It's retarded and needs to stop. The ME series is an M rated series. It needs to start acting like one.
OH, and I'm 33 since we're giving out ages for our arguements. lol
#16
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:52
Modifié par ScepticMatt, 03 juin 2011 - 09:52 .
#17
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:53
thetruefreemo wrote...
PS where's my blonde LI. Here's hoping that Sanders won't be the only new addition or that Mirranda goes to her face model's hair color.
Have you seen the godawful abomination that Bioware considers blond in this series? That's your answer right there. XD
#18
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:57
Mr. MannlyMan wrote...
I think this demand for mature content goes further than just partial nudity; they had better start shouldering the same level of mature content as the movie industry if they want to keep their adult audience from moving on.
Grinding in your unmentionables... not the best way to do it.
I think ME1's sex scenes were almost universally praised by critics, so hopefully they intend to do something similar with ME3.
"Critics" being a category which Fox shouldn't be within a light year of. Seriously, why tone down anything for that thing? Seems Bioware's target audience isn't the mindless rabble that Fox caters to.
#19
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 09:57
ScepticMatt wrote...
they can even have full frontal, as long as it fells natural and mature, not like porn. At least where I live, nudity is not such a big deal - at least not compared to slaughtering thousands of people.
The thing is, in sexual situations, when you go full frontal, a guy is naturally gonna be erm..... at attention, so that is not only very distracting, but also pushes it into porn territory. Unless femshep waits for Kaidan as he's stepping out of the shower or something...... and my mind just went to bad places....
#20
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:03
#21
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:13
"You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it."
And, to answer the question, there is no such thing as too much boob, whatever the direction.
Re: ME1 being perfect.
Matriarch Benezia was the patron saint of cleaveage.
Modifié par Thompson family, 03 juin 2011 - 10:15 .
#22
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:16
Thompson family wrote...
"You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it."
Someone needs to send this quote over to Fox News. Forget the 1000 word post, Fox a sploded after 5 seconds of side boob in ME1.
#23
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:17
#24
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:17
There is no such thing as too much boob.
#25
Posté 03 juin 2011 - 10:22





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