dragonflight288 wrote...
....the dwarves accidentally unleashing an ancient evil like the Balrog in Lord of the Rings still sounds more plausible.
I don't see how that's any more plausible.
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dragonflight288 wrote...
....the dwarves accidentally unleashing an ancient evil like the Balrog in Lord of the Rings still sounds more plausible.
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Modifié par Gamer Ftw, 04 juin 2011 - 03:03 .
dragonflight288 wrote...
In the words of one of my college professors "Originality and Cliche are synonyms. Only with originality, you hide your sources."
Thought that was pretty witty. And origins was pretty original having elves being second-class citizens or slaves depending on the country, rather than masters of the wooded empire, immortal, agesless and wise. In Origins they barely know their own history and culture.
And there are dwarves without beards.
Modifié par The Baconer, 04 juin 2011 - 03:33 .
Modifié par Plaintiff, 04 juin 2011 - 03:43 .
It's a pretty sweet theory, and plausible. Just one teeny-tiny problem, though:Rifneno wrote...
I'd just like to take this opportunity to promote the "Andraste is the Dumat OGB" theory.
And yes, I'm serious. Check the timelines. The "Maker's chosen" with her superpowers shows up 26 years after the most powerful archdemon was slain. As coincidences go, that one's a grand slam. Andraste is the Dumat OGB. Which ironically means Andraste is likely the creator of blood magic. Lulz?
Gamer Ftw wrote...
I don't think mages are as are constantly at risk of being possessed.
I don't think magister's really started the blight.
I believe Andraste was a mage and they covered it up.
discuss.
Plaintiff wrote...
It's a pretty sweet theory, and plausible. Just one teeny-tiny problem, though:Rifneno wrote...
I'd just like to take this opportunity to promote the "Andraste is the Dumat OGB" theory.
And yes, I'm serious. Check the timelines. The "Maker's chosen" with her superpowers shows up 26 years after the most powerful archdemon was slain. As coincidences go, that one's a grand slam. Andraste is the Dumat OGB. Which ironically means Andraste is likely the creator of blood magic. Lulz?
If the Dark Ritual had been performed prior to the slaying of Dumat, the Grey Warden who killed him would've survived. Of course, he may well have, there's no way of knowing if he did or not, since it's not mentioned. But if he did, then why is it that the Grey Warden Order assumes that death is an inevitable factor in the slaying of an archdemon?
Oh, no doubt. I was just wondering if you had a specific scenario in mind. It just seems odd to me that the Grey Warden order would know how to slay an archdemon forever and why it works, but they would just forget that "Oh, guess what, not only do you not have to die, you can also get laid into the bargain."Rifneno wrote...
Plaintiff wrote...
It's a pretty sweet theory, and plausible. Just one teeny-tiny problem, though:Rifneno wrote...
I'd just like to take this opportunity to promote the "Andraste is the Dumat OGB" theory.
And yes, I'm serious. Check the timelines. The "Maker's chosen" with her superpowers shows up 26 years after the most powerful archdemon was slain. As coincidences go, that one's a grand slam. Andraste is the Dumat OGB. Which ironically means Andraste is likely the creator of blood magic. Lulz?
If the Dark Ritual had been performed prior to the slaying of Dumat, the Grey Warden who killed him would've survived. Of course, he may well have, there's no way of knowing if he did or not, since it's not mentioned. But if he did, then why is it that the Grey Warden Order assumes that death is an inevitable factor in the slaying of an archdemon?
Hell, we don't even know the name of the GW who slew Dumat. There's any number of reasons such an ancient bit of knowledge would be lost in time. The dwarves are clueless about the Primordial Thaig and that's a much bigger bit of history to just lose.
Plaintiff wrote...
Oh, no doubt. I was just wondering if you had a specific scenario in mind. It just seems odd to me that the Grey Warden order would know how to slay an archdemon forever and why it works, but they would just forget that "Oh, guess what, not only do you not have to die, you can also get laid into the bargain."
I mean, that's some pretty pertinent information right there. if I was the First Warden, every battle against an Archdemon would be preceded by an epic magical gangbang over at Weisshaupt.
IanPolaris wrote...
Plaintiff wrote...
Oh, no doubt. I was just wondering if you had a specific scenario in mind. It just seems odd to me that the Grey Warden order would know how to slay an archdemon forever and why it works, but they would just forget that "Oh, guess what, not only do you not have to die, you can also get laid into the bargain."
I mean, that's some pretty pertinent information right there. if I was the First Warden, every battle against an Archdemon would be preceded by an epic magical gangbang over at Weisshaupt.
Not necessarily. The mechanics of how the Grey Warden Lore from the first Anderfel Deserters who fought killed Dumat to the second generation of Grey Wardens is maddenly vague and somewhat contradictory. We are told that all those who originally abandoned thier vows to fight Dumat eventually were killed by him but not before they found a way to permanently kill Dumat.....but that all seems a bit too 'simple' and 'neat'.
What if a powerful agency (presumably someone had to learn and teach the ritual for this Supposed Dumat OGB) didn't want any of the other Old Gods to survive! This would make perfect sense if the "Maker" were realy Fen'dar'el or something like that....and it would even make sense if Dumat even when imprisoned could sense this coming and taught a priestess/mage the OGB ritual for exactly this sort of emergency. I could easily see Dumat setting up the other old gods to be killed by Grey Wardens by not telling them the whole truth.
As for the Origin of the Darkspawn, I think the first Darkspawn were corrupted Dwarves probably by the same sort of idol/tained Lyrium that the Primeaval Thaig was or something very much like it. I could easily see the Magisters being involved in their dark (and ultimately corrupting) research, but only second hand.
In short, I think "Andraste" slimed the Magisters with the Darkspawn origin tale knowing full well that there was no one that could dispute the story....
-Polaris
Most of the grey warden's seem pretty uptight. They really need epic warden gangbangs regardless of the reason.Plaintiff wrote...
Oh, no doubt. I was just wondering if you had a specific scenario in mind. It just seems odd to me that the Grey Warden order would know how to slay an archdemon forever and why it works, but they would just forget that "Oh, guess what, not only do you not have to die, you can also get laid into the bargain."Rifneno wrote...
Plaintiff wrote...
It's a pretty sweet theory, and plausible. Just one teeny-tiny problem, though:Rifneno wrote...
I'd just like to take this opportunity to promote the "Andraste is the Dumat OGB" theory.
And yes, I'm serious. Check the timelines. The "Maker's chosen" with her superpowers shows up 26 years after the most powerful archdemon was slain. As coincidences go, that one's a grand slam. Andraste is the Dumat OGB. Which ironically means Andraste is likely the creator of blood magic. Lulz?
If the Dark Ritual had been performed prior to the slaying of Dumat, the Grey Warden who killed him would've survived. Of course, he may well have, there's no way of knowing if he did or not, since it's not mentioned. But if he did, then why is it that the Grey Warden Order assumes that death is an inevitable factor in the slaying of an archdemon?
Hell, we don't even know the name of the GW who slew Dumat. There's any number of reasons such an ancient bit of knowledge would be lost in time. The dwarves are clueless about the Primordial Thaig and that's a much bigger bit of history to just lose.
I mean, that's some pretty pertinent information right there. if I was the First Warden, every battle against an Archdemon would be preceded by an epic magical gangbang over at Weisshaupt.
Rifneno wrote...
The knowledge was lost because it was deemed a lesser evil for a Warden to die for every archdemon than to allow the continued existence of the new Grey Warden pickup line, "Hey baby, want an old god inside you?"
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 04 juin 2011 - 12:07 .
IanPolaris wrote...
Plaintiff wrote...
Oh, no doubt. I was just wondering if you had a specific scenario in mind. It just seems odd to me that the Grey Warden order would know how to slay an archdemon forever and why it works, but they would just forget that "Oh, guess what, not only do you not have to die, you can also get laid into the bargain."
I mean, that's some pretty pertinent information right there. if I was the First Warden, every battle against an Archdemon would be preceded by an epic magical gangbang over at Weisshaupt.
Not necessarily. The mechanics of how the Grey Warden Lore from the first Anderfel Deserters who fought killed Dumat to the second generation of Grey Wardens is maddenly vague and somewhat contradictory. We are told that all those who originally abandoned thier vows to fight Dumat eventually were killed by him but not before they found a way to permanently kill Dumat.....but that all seems a bit too 'simple' and 'neat'.
What if a powerful agency (presumably someone had to learn and teach the ritual for this Supposed Dumat OGB) didn't want any of the other Old Gods to survive! This would make perfect sense if the "Maker" were realy Fen'dar'el or something like that....and it would even make sense if Dumat even when imprisoned could sense this coming and taught a priestess/mage the OGB ritual for exactly this sort of emergency. I could easily see Dumat setting up the other old gods to be killed by Grey Wardens by not telling them the whole truth.
As for the Origin of the Darkspawn, I think the first Darkspawn were corrupted Dwarves probably by the same sort of idol/tained Lyrium that the Primeaval Thaig was or something very much like it. I could easily see the Magisters being involved in their dark (and ultimately corrupting) research, but only second hand.
In short, I think "Andraste" slimed the Magisters with the Darkspawn origin tale knowing full well that there was no one that could dispute the story....
-Polaris
The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...
I'd also like to point out that religion is a means to attain power. I'd like to quote Edgar Allan Poe here if I may:
“All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry”
wise words from a great man. Let's try to pinpoint where the Chantry falls to these five things.
- Fraud - The Chantry seems on the outside to be an ideal established religion. They do good deeds and protect its' citizens. But how many of these good deeds are simply done to shroud over their evil acts? Like the Exalted March of the Dales. I find it hard to believe that the Dalish Elves of that time would've assaulted anyone on purpose and without provocation. They were thankful that the people gave them land again. Land that had been forcibly taken from them by the Tevinter Imperium. I doubt they would've jeopardized their status for any reason. We also know that the Chantry sent missionaries to convert the Dalish elves, which they refused to do because they wanted to worship their own religion. So the missionaries left, but then returned to forcibly convert them. Because as we all know, the Chantry's dogma states that the Chant of Light must be sung from the four corners of the world. And they have no qualms about how they go about achieving that. Mass murder seems to fit in well with their morality. Good to know. So the Dalish fought back in defense. Had the other nations not gotten involved with this conflict, the Dalish could've won, because Orlais had just survived a Blight and was incredibly weak at this time. Who knows, maybe they wanted their land back because it was still in good health. Also, the elves supposedly remained neutral throughout that Blight (imo a stupid maneuver because it's a f****** Blight. not a war). So fraud, check.
- Fear - The Chantry fears mages because they are born with something that is in their DNA. They fear them because of the Tevinter Imperium's past history. They fear them because of spirits. So they gather them up and take them to the Circle to teach them how to properly defend against their magic (which the Dalish know how to do better). But they also indoctrinate the mages into thinking what they were born with is a curse from the Maker. I refer you to the one female mage who keeps praying for a sword of mercy to come, because she actually believes what she has is solely a curse. It is both a gift and a curse. As is most of what humanity has. Free will. Love. I could go on. Anyway, the Chantry also teaches the populus to fear mages. Most do, yet some believe that mages can be good people and worthy of respect (Gregoir, Leandra, Ser Maarevar Carver, Alistair, etc.). The Chantry would be content with making sure the world fears mages and sees them as less than human. Fear. A poison so foul it corrupts the very mind's rational thinking. They fear mages and make sure that everyone else does too. If a mage runs away from the Circle, he is automatically branded maleficar. All apostates are maleficar to them, and must be delivered "mercy". And in regards to the elves, they purposely left out verses dealing with Shartan. Why? I don't know for certain, but my guess is that after the Exalted March of the Dales they wanted to make sure people saw them as second-class citizens. Shartan fought with Andraste, yet they won't acknowledge him in their precious Chant.
- Greed - The Chantry controls lyrium as a means to keep a tight leash on the Templars. They don't want to lose their military, so they sure they're addicted to the lyrium. Once they're addicted, they're almost forced to remain within their ranks. If they leave, the withdrawal could kill them. One could also argue that they only "convert" other people so they can become more dominant. It has nothing to do with the Maker. It's all about influence over the world.
- Imagination and Poetry - These two go hand in hand to the Chant of Light. The Chant of Light is all fluff and poetic wording. The Golden City being corrupted by the hubris of the Tevinter mages seems to be a lie. Wynne states that it could all be allegory. What it could be an allegory to, I cannot say (I haven't brushed up on my literature studies for a while. I know what an allegory is, just what it is one to I don't know). It's a beautiful piece of literary work, but as Merrill says it has a lot of holes in it. Aveline, an atheist or a skeptical believer, says that it's pretty and maybe that's all it needs to be.
If anyone would like to add more to these, feel free. I'll then edit your posts in and give credit where credit is due.
Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 04 juin 2011 - 02:33 .