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You Want To Kill Isabela? [Spoilers]


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Ever wanted to murder a certain raider? One who gets on the wrong side on Qunari and bickers with the Captain of the Guard? Well now you can with Myusha's guranteed method of disposal, you can remove pirates who starts riots.

We've all tried giving our pirates to that big-horned man, the Arishok haven't we? But we all know how that works. About 99% of the unmodded time she jumps off the ship, causing much more trouble, and the bad feeling of death lingering over you. But no need to fret, with Castillion's services at your door.

Just merely ask our favorite wench to go along with the plan of giving her to Castillion while she leaves a trail. Give her a good punch while you're at it! That's right, enjoy it. Now you might feel uneasy with a rogue, but Varric's there! Go fight some apostates, templars, darkspawn, whatever until you fill the void left by that sailor. 

Finally start a war between mages and templars, choosing whether to enrage Sebastian or Anders, and feel wonderful about our many diverse endings. And as Varric close your heroic tale, your wonderful picture-book rendition of your tale will have you facepalming. You forgot Isabela.

Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.

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hoorayforicecream

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This is bad and you should feel bad.

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WTF? Grr.. *snarls*

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There's no indication that Isabela doesn't survive if you don't go after her in the Castilon quest. She's Isabela. Of course she'll escape on her own.

I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games, even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.

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Master Shiori

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I'm keeping my Isabela. Especialy considering the pittance that Velasco pays you (cheap bastard! No wonder the workers in the Rose run out of his room the first chance they get..).

Nope, Isabela is waay too awesome to lose her. :wub:

Oh, and here:

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Isabela has plot shield.

IF you really don't like her. Don't recruit her. Thankfully she's not forced on the player.

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I wouldn't have minded the option but her and Leiliana are untouchable to me.

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Meeszy Alexy

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There's an even better option if you're an Isabela hater - just don't recruit her at all. She IS optional, you know. She and Fenris are the only optional companions. If you're so worried about not having a rogue, either be a rogue or get Varric to fill that void. Simple.

(I personally like Isabela. Just sayin')

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Myusha wrote...

Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.

Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Myusha wrote...

Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.


Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.


Yup. The Murder Knife is the only way to be absolutely sure.

Of course, the Murder Knife is Isabela's favorite date. They get along swimmingly. So, she's just not likely to die.

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Oh good, I've always wanted to do that.

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Myusha wrote...

Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.


Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.


Yup. The Murder Knife is the only way to be absolutely sure.

Of course, the Murder Knife is Isabela's favorite date. They get along swimmingly. So, she's just not likely to die.


Isabela is the only person in the entire game besides Hawke who touches the Murder Knife and lives.

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TeenZombie wrote...

There's no indication that Isabela doesn't survive if you don't go after her in the Castilon quest. She's Isabela. Of course she'll escape on her own.

I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games,
even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.


PC: You wear alot of jewelry, any chance one of those is from a betrothal?
Isabela: Are you asking if I'm married? Hahaha, I was once but I'd never do that again.
PC: Aww, well... hmm, does that mean-
Isabela: Before you finish that thought, I'll have you know there is someone on my ship who has a knife specifically to murder those that ask such questions.
PC: I should go.

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Threesome with Isabela and Hawke-as-NPC-in-DA3 if Hawke-as-PC-in-DA2 showed proclivity for threesomes?

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Filament wrote...

Threesome with Isabela and Hawke-as-NPC-in-DA3 if Hawke-as-PC-in-DA2 showed proclivity for threesomes?

Whoa whoa, Zevran was an expection. He is a trusted, passable, acquaintance she just doens't go with - *thinks of Foursome with Leliana*. Yeah you're right. Carry on.

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Esbatty wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

There's no indication that Isabela doesn't survive if you don't go after her in the Castilon quest. She's Isabela. Of course she'll escape on her own.

I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games,
even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.


PC: You wear alot of jewelry, any chance one of those is from a betrothal?
Isabela: Are you asking if I'm married? Hahaha, I was once but I'd never do that again.
PC: Aww, well... hmm, does that mean-
Isabela: Before you finish that thought, I'll have you know there is someone on my ship who has a knife specifically to murder those that ask such questions.
PC: I should go.


Commander Shepard? What are you doing Thedas?

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TheAwesomologist wrote...

Commander Shepard? What are you doing Thedas?


The inevitable cross-over!

Modifié par bleetman, 08 juin 2011 - 04:16 .


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hoorayforicecream wrote...

This is bad and you should feel bad.

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Waaah! I think I almost got a heart attack! Who... who created that?  :D That's a picture from one of my comics! :D

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Falandra wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

This is bad and you should feel bad.

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Waaah! I think I almost got a heart attack! Who... who created that?  :D That's a picture from one of my comics! :D


Oh, that's your comic? Somebody linked the image in the Isabela thread months ago, and I made this image because I absolutely loved that last panel.

I also made this one because someone asked for it sig-sized.
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hoorayforicecream wrote...


Oh, that's your comic? Somebody linked the image in the Isabela thread months ago, and I made this image because I absolutely loved that last panel.

I also made this one because someone asked for it sig-sized.
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Pfff... :D I must admit that I never expected to find something like this... :lol:

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I hope i have a chance to kill her in the 3rd game. I didn't mind her betraying me in Dragon Age 2 it sets up a great Rivalry (story wise, not points meter wise). I never got to the 50 points rivalry with her and therefore never got to do her midway quest, so she stole the book after saying she'd give it back and didn't show up at the end. She pissed me off sooooooooo much, both throughout the game and for causing a massacre. I've only just finished the Arishock battle thing and seen the town devistated so the wound is fresh. I need to kill her! Not just give her away to the Qunari. My character would want to twist the blade myself. It's kinda like with Loghain in Dragon Age Origins, u had the choice to have someone else do the dirty work or u could do it yourself. I want THAT choice. Now i have the final stretch to go and only have Sebastian without a maxed rivalry/friendship gauge but i'm pushing for a rivalry with him.

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