You Want To Kill Isabela? [Spoilers]
#1
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 01:46
We've all tried giving our pirates to that big-horned man, the Arishok haven't we? But we all know how that works. About 99% of the unmodded time she jumps off the ship, causing much more trouble, and the bad feeling of death lingering over you. But no need to fret, with Castillion's services at your door.
Just merely ask our favorite wench to go along with the plan of giving her to Castillion while she leaves a trail. Give her a good punch while you're at it! That's right, enjoy it. Now you might feel uneasy with a rogue, but Varric's there! Go fight some apostates, templars, darkspawn, whatever until you fill the void left by that sailor.
Finally start a war between mages and templars, choosing whether to enrage Sebastian or Anders, and feel wonderful about our many diverse endings. And as Varric close your heroic tale, your wonderful picture-book rendition of your tale will have you facepalming. You forgot Isabela.
Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.
#2
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 04:10
Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 05 juin 2011 - 05:45 .
#3
Guest_CaptainIsabela_*
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 04:14
Guest_CaptainIsabela_*
#4
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 05:09
I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games, even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.
#5
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 05:12
Nope, Isabela is waay too awesome to lose her.
Oh, and here:
Modifié par Master Shiori, 05 juin 2011 - 05:18 .
#6
Posté 05 juin 2011 - 05:14
IF you really don't like her. Don't recruit her. Thankfully she's not forced on the player.
#7
Posté 06 juin 2011 - 01:44
#8
Posté 06 juin 2011 - 10:28
(I personally like Isabela. Just sayin')
#9
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 04:02
Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.Myusha wrote...
Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.
#10
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 04:05
Maria Caliban wrote...
Myusha wrote...
Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.
Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.
Yup. The Murder Knife is the only way to be absolutely sure.
Of course, the Murder Knife is Isabela's favorite date. They get along swimmingly. So, she's just not likely to die.
#11
Guest_Puddi III_*
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 04:13
Guest_Puddi III_*
#12
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 04:57
ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
Maria Caliban wrote...
Myusha wrote...
Serious Part: That's all. Just make a fake plan, punch her [optional] and have her handed over to Castillion in mere moments, and never go after her. Never.
Are you sure she dies? It seems as likely that she gets away again.
Yup. The Murder Knife is the only way to be absolutely sure.
Of course, the Murder Knife is Isabela's favorite date. They get along swimmingly. So, she's just not likely to die.
Isabela is the only person in the entire game besides Hawke who touches the Murder Knife and lives.
Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 07 juin 2011 - 03:52 .
#13
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 06:24
TeenZombie wrote...
There's no indication that Isabela doesn't survive if you don't go after her in the Castilon quest. She's Isabela. Of course she'll escape on her own.
I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games, even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.
PC: You wear alot of jewelry, any chance one of those is from a betrothal?
Isabela: Are you asking if I'm married? Hahaha, I was once but I'd never do that again.
PC: Aww, well... hmm, does that mean-
Isabela: Before you finish that thought, I'll have you know there is someone on my ship who has a knife specifically to murder those that ask such questions.
PC: I should go.
#14
Guest_Puddi III_*
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 06:26
Guest_Puddi III_*
#15
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 06:36
Whoa whoa, Zevran was an expection. He is a trusted, passable, acquaintance she just doens't go with - *thinks of Foursome with Leliana*. Yeah you're right. Carry on.Filament wrote...
Threesome with Isabela and Hawke-as-NPC-in-DA3 if Hawke-as-PC-in-DA2 showed proclivity for threesomes?
#16
Posté 08 juin 2011 - 04:01
Esbatty wrote...
TeenZombie wrote...
There's no indication that Isabela doesn't survive if you don't go after her in the Castilon quest. She's Isabela. Of course she'll escape on her own.
I'm pretty sure that she'll be back in future DA games, even if it's a cameo. Being as awesome as ever.
PC: You wear alot of jewelry, any chance one of those is from a betrothal?
Isabela: Are you asking if I'm married? Hahaha, I was once but I'd never do that again.
PC: Aww, well... hmm, does that mean-
Isabela: Before you finish that thought, I'll have you know there is someone on my ship who has a knife specifically to murder those that ask such questions.
PC: I should go.
Commander Shepard? What are you doing Thedas?
#17
Posté 08 juin 2011 - 04:16
TheAwesomologist wrote...
Commander Shepard? What are you doing Thedas?
The inevitable cross-over!
Modifié par bleetman, 08 juin 2011 - 04:16 .
#18
Posté 09 juin 2011 - 06:52
hoorayforicecream wrote...
This is bad and you should feel bad.
Waaah! I think I almost got a heart attack! Who... who created that?
#19
Posté 09 juin 2011 - 07:22
Falandra wrote...
hoorayforicecream wrote...
This is bad and you should feel bad.
Waaah! I think I almost got a heart attack! Who... who created that?That's a picture from one of my comics!
Oh, that's your comic? Somebody linked the image in the Isabela thread months ago, and I made this image because I absolutely loved that last panel.
I also made this one because someone asked for it sig-sized.
#20
Posté 09 juin 2011 - 07:44
hoorayforicecream wrote...
Oh, that's your comic? Somebody linked the image in the Isabela thread months ago, and I made this image because I absolutely loved that last panel.
I also made this one because someone asked for it sig-sized.
Pfff...
#21
Posté 04 septembre 2011 - 07:24
#22
Posté 04 septembre 2011 - 08:35





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