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[Joshd21]

Mine is:



Todd Ingram:
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.



Scott Pilgrim:
What?



Todd Ingram:
Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two
seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.



Scott Pilgrim:
So, what's on Monday?



Todd Ingram:
'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

[Seagloom]

"Veronica, why are you pulling my d***?" - Heather Duke, Heathers

Also from Heathers...

J.D.: "Is your life perfect?"

Veronica: "I'm on my way to a party at Remington University. No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."

J.D.: "I don't really like your friends either."

Veronica: "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and s***."

J.D.: "Maybe it's time to take a vacation."

[A Killing Sound]

Have a few favourites:

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Professor Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones: [shouts] I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

Escape From New York

Snake Plissken: 24 hours, huh?
Bob Hauk: I'm making you an offer.
Snake Plissken: Bull****!
Bob Hauk: Straight just like I said.
Snake Plissken: I'll think about it.
Bob Hauk: No time. Give me an answer.
Snake Plissken: Get a new president!
Bob Hauk: We're still at war, Plissken. We need him alive.
Snake Plissken: I don't give a **** about your war... or your president.
Bob Hauk: Is that your answer?
Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it.
Bob Hauk: Think hard.
Snake Plissken: [pause] Why me?
Bob Hauk: You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. You know how to get in quiet. You're all I got.
Snake Plissken: [pause] I guess I go in one way or the other... doesn't mean **** to me. All right... I'll do it. Give me the pardon paper.
Bob Hauk: When you come out.
Snake Plissken: Before.
Bob Hauk: I told you I wasn't a fool, Plissken.
Snake Plissken: Call me Snake.

They Live

Nada:  Brother, life's a ****... and she's back in heat. 

Nada:  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Modifié par A Killing Sound, 06 juin 2011 - 04:12 .

[Elhanan]

Serenity:

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.

[bmwcrazy]

Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

[marbatico]

'why is the rum gone?'

seriously, everybody who doesn't know whare that line is from has lives under a rock

[Romantiq]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AllThatJazz]

'It's like a cross between Mozart and Bach ... a sort of Mach.' - This is Spinal Tap

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Some lines from Pirates of Caribbean 1, Star Wars Episode V,VI and III. I'll write them down later.

[_Aine_]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

Silence of the Lambs

[fightright2]

"A man once said death smiles upon us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Gladiator

[LadyJaneGrey]

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[AngryFrozenWater]

The Usual Suspects

Fenster: They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
Hockney: You are a criminal.
Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.

[Mystic dream]

"To be or not to be?.... Not to be...*que explosion in the backround* from the Last Action Hero.

Modifié par Mystic dream, 06 juin 2011 - 08:43 .

[whykikyouwhy]

Not necessarily something I quote to others, but the lines (and delivery) makes me laugh every time.

From the Quiet Man - Mary Kate Danaher (Maureen O'Hara) to the matchmaker Flynn - "And I'd have you tell him, that I'm no pauper to be going to him in my shift."

[Volus Warlord]

Team America is full of 'em:

Hans Blix:"Let me see your whole palace or else."

Kim Jong Il:"Or else what?"

Hans Blix:"Or else we will be very, very, angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."

Cmon now. That is just absolutely hilarious.

[Archdemon Cthulhu]

Serenity:

"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain. I would like to inform you that we may experience some turbulence and then...explode."

From the same scene:

"This landing's gonna be interesting."
"Define 'interesting'."
"Oh God Oh God we're all going to die?"

[Joshd21]

"listen to me very carefulley friend, killing him will not bring you peace"

"Peace was never an option"

[FutureBoy81]

Jack burton "you know what jack burton always says at a time like this"

David lopan " Who?"

Jack burton "Jack burton, Me!"

Jack burton "Jack burton always says what the hell"

[Lord Phoebus]

Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail- Politics Discussion

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Dolemite: "Move over and let me pass or I'll be stickin' these hushpuppies up your mothaf*#$* ****."

The Disco Godfather: "Bucky...Bucky...get ahold of yo'self! Where have you been? And what have you had?"

PeeWee's Big Adventure: "It was like the sound...of a garbage truck...falling off the top of the Empire State building..."

Ed Wood: "Pull zee strings!" *stock footage of a herd of buffalo run by*

The Crow: "Quick impression for you...Caw, caw, bang, #$%*, I'm dead!"

Tron: "Bring in the Logic Probe!"

Conan The Barbarian: "Conan! What is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Modifié par Ryllen Laerth Kriel, 07 juin 2011 - 10:23 .

[Deathwurm]

shantisands wrote...

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

Silence of the Lambs

You know, I get a chill up my spine just thinking about Hannibal

I like pretty much every line from V for Vendetta and the same goes for Casablanca.