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[AllThatJazz]

The Bible passage as said by Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction. ('The path of the Righteous man' etc) Okay, so whoever wrote that bit of the Bible wrote the words, but for me this was all in the delivery.

Modifié par AllThatJazz, 07 juin 2011 - 11:17 .

[Elhanan]

The Princess Bride:

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

[fencing]
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

Luv this film!

Modifié par Elhanan, 07 juin 2011 - 11:59 .

[AllThatJazz]

Elhanan - agreed! Princess Bride is my favourite film for a Sunday morning lie-in (not that I get many of those any more). Will have to watch it again soon - anything else would be Inconceivable!

[JRCHOharry]

"War; It's faaaaantastic." *smile*

[Blastback]

"You have failed me for the last time Admiral" *choke*

"Apology accepted Captain Needa" *choke*

"I hope so, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am"

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Star Wars: Episode III:
Supreme Chancellor: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith who lived many years ago. He was so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
- His apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic that he could save others from death, but not himself.
Episode V:
Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.
Episode IV:
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Force.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Vez04]

''Luke. I am your father.''

[Darklaguna]

Starship Troopers "They Sucked his Brains Out!"

[88mphSlayer]

when Alex Delarge starts singing Singin' In The Rain

[squee365]

I have a lot of favorite movie quotes, but I'll just focus on one of my recent favorites.

"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"It looks like were shy one horse..."
"No...You brought two too many"

[Warheadz]

Too problematic to start picking them... Instead here's a scene which belongs to my top 100

Here to be exact.

Edit: Allthatjazz, you receive congrats for your choice and you receive hate for stealing my choice D:

Modifié par Warheadz, 10 juin 2011 - 06:53 .

[Warheadz]

IMO the best O-Ren Ishii moment in Kill Bill was this. After that is the duel, of course.



Edited for better video.

Modifié par Warheadz, 10 juin 2011 - 06:59 .

[Spawny]

Evolution: "there's always time for lubricant!" and pretty much all his lines right up to the icecream dialog

lubricant

Modifié par HagSpawn, 10 juin 2011 - 07:02 .

[ThePinkFoxx]

"What we do in life echoes in eternity"

[Fidget6]

Mine's from Kill Bill also!

Beatrix: "B*tch. You don't have a future." the way she says it is just so cold and badass. Love it! Gives me shivers everytime.

[Nerdage]

Team America. (No, I'm not particularly mature)(Also, I can't remember the character names..)

Guy: "There's no chance we can ever be together?"
Woman: "Only if you could promise me you'll never die."
Guy: "You know I can't promise that."
Woman: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
...
Guy: "I promise. I will never die."

I couldn't help but think of this scene when I was playing LotSB, during the reunion on the Normandy. Needless to say my bursting into laughter really spoilt the mood..

[Mercuron]

Ghostbusters:

[Ray, Peter and Egon are walking out of a bank after a scene where they are trying to figure out how to finance the Ghostbusters]
Dr Ray Stantz: My parents left me that house. I was born there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
---
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
[pause]
Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
---
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by ****less here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no ****.

The Princess Bride:

[Buttercup kisses the senile King]
The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. [To Queen] She kissed me, ha, ha, ha!
---
Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "THINK" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!
Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy!
Vizzini: [turning to Fezzik] And YOU! Friendless! Brainless! Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were?! UNEMPLOYED, in Greenland?!
---
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Man in Black: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [Vizzini and the Man in Black drink]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

[Elhanan]

From Serenity:

The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I am...
[they draw. Mal fires first, and the Operative is forced to take cover]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A

[shnizzler93]

"Only people who understand pain know how to be kind to others. It's different from being weak."