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[Mystik]

we know Sheppard ended up getting a pretty good team in ME2 but .... what if the team he recruited hadn't been so great? what if The Illusive Man had stuck Sheppard with a team built to fail?

Build your own weak team! It's like having a squad full of Jenkins!

1) Conrad Verner - the lovable loser. the chances of his survival ....are slim. female love interest out of pity.
2) Wilson - he tries to backstab you whenever he gets the chance.
3) Niftu Cal (THE BIOTIC GOD) - he will crush your enemies with his biotic might. fem shep love interest.
4) Blasto - (The First Hanar Spectre) ENKINDLE THIS. while a badass jelly, hanar aren't very quick and he wouldn't be very useful.
5) Elnora - that nice little Asari Eclipse Merc from Samara's recruitment mission, well you get stuck with her. male love interest.
6) Harrot  - that mean Elcor merchant on Omega.
7)  Keeper #16 - a random Keeper, it scans your enemies and does maintenance for the Normandy.
8) That Quarian Girl in Eternity on Illium - she mostly complains on the ship about her ex human boyfriends. male shep love interest.
9) Charr- the love sick Krogan on Illium. he's a lover not a fighter, but joins up after the asari girl dumps him. fem shep love interest.
10) Kelly Chambers - she'll cuddle all the enemies and fight with feelings. love interest.

[HappyHappyJoyJoy]

11) Jacob

[Bearcut]

12) Mouse

[DoNotIngest]

13) Aquarium Fish Husk - One of Shepard's neglected pets that didn't stay dead. Gains revenge by consistently hopping onto your bed and flopping around, making it smell badly. Boo the Space Hamster love interest.

[Janus Prospero]

I may have 2 beers in me, but this list gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

[Wojtek the Soldier Bear]

14) Turian Counselor - Dismisses every claim you make.

[Janus Prospero]

15) Administrator Anoleis - Bureaucracy "Bonus" (+25% resource cost for all research)

[JukeFrog]

16) Armless LOKI mech from Overlord

[V-rex]

17) that one guy on Feros who gets shot in the head immediatley after he's done talking to you.

[Warlocomotf]

7) Keeper #16 - a random Keeper, it scans your enemies and does maintenance for the Normandy.

Can it wait Shepard? I was jst doing some calibrations~

[jamesp81]

Wojtek the Soldier Bear wrote...

14) Turian Counselor - Dismisses every claim you make.

TC: Ahh yes, Reapers attacking Palaven and other worlds.  I have dismissed this claim.
FemShep (channeling Trischka Novak): It is crazy how stupid you are.

Modifié par jamesp81, 07 juin 2011 - 03:51 .

[jamesp81]

19) Ethan Jeong

[Antivenger]

jamesp81 wrote...

19) Ethan Jeong

At least he's got a pistol. Is it loaded? We will never know...

I'd bring Hawthorne. He'd do a cartwheel everytime an enemy melees him :happy:

[Mystik]

Janus Prospero wrote...

15) Administrator Anoleis - Bureaucracy "Bonus" (+25% resource cost for all research)

he'd fit in perfectly with this squad.

[Asari Commando]

20) Schells (cheater from flux )

[KainrycKarr]

21) That kid from Omega. He spent fifty credits on that pistol; he means to use it.

Modifié par KainrycKarr, 07 juin 2011 - 04:59 .

[rex taylor]

22) Gianna Parasini. Fights with a drunken master technique.

[Eduadinho]

23) You humans are all racist Turian

[Parah_Salin]

24) That guy looking for tickets to see Expel 10 in the VIP section of Afterlife

[Beerfish]

25) Shifty looking cow

[Parah_Salin]

26) The twitchy looking Salarians in the cages on virmire...

27) The Collector General after controll was released.

Modifié par Parah_Salin, 07 juin 2011 - 06:45 .

[shnizzler93]

28) The Batarian preacher on Omega

"Repent! The end is nigh!"

Modifié par shnizzler93, 07 juin 2011 - 06:45 .

[wilhelm Screamer]

shnizzler93 wrote...

28) The Batarian preacher on Omega

"Repent! The end is nigh!"

"You sir, you are a blight!"