Keeper 20: walks away from dead Krogan bodies like it had nothing to do with it, stares into camera lenses before turning them off, and all around creeeeeeepy
Thorian: way too big to fit on Normandy, not great for people with seasonal allergies, causes headaches
Udina: keeps on complaining about "political sh**storms" rather than engaging in firefights
Ensign Kelly: nails anything that isn't nailed down ("nails" in the skeezy trollop-y way, not the hardened combat verteran way)
The worst squad sheppard could assemble
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#27
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 09:30
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29) Jacob's father. Sucks up all potential love interests.
#28
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 10:31
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30) That nut in the feros tunnels.
#29
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 10:36
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31) Corporal Jenkins. You can fully upgrade him and give him the best armor imaginable, yet he still dies before getting off a single shot.
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#30
Posté 07 juin 2011 - 11:32
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BTG_01 wrote...
31) Corporal Jenkins. You can fully upgrade him and give him the best armor imaginable, yet he still dies before getting off a single shot.
i once hacked me1 and gave him SPECTRE-X GEAR and he died from several shots..
is he wearing plot ANTI-armor?
#31
Posté 08 juin 2011 - 11:57
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32: Morlan.
Because you want many good supplies, yes?
Because you want many good supplies, yes?
#32
Posté 08 juin 2011 - 12:06
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33; Captain Kirrahe, actually useful in fighting but would go around giving grand speeches to everyone every 2 minutes 'Hold the line!'
#33
Posté 26 juin 2011 - 11:37
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34. That one Turian dude in the Eternity bar at Illium who kept trying to get into the quarian women's pants. He'd probably be the worst passive aggressive c**kblocker for Shepard in terms of romancing Tali....
#34
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 01:07
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The refund guy. His economic tactics prevent you from getting any discounts.
#35
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 03:01
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35 & 36 The Batarian bartender in Afterlife and the Asari Matriarch bartender in Eternia
Go Team Booze between his poison and her knowledge of drinks that harm other races how can we lose! Never have to fire a bullet.
Go Team Booze between his poison and her knowledge of drinks that harm other races how can we lose! Never have to fire a bullet.
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Posté 27 juin 2011 - 07:33
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Banes. The dead has arisen
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#37
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 08:13
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37. Kor Tun, he'll always accuse the enemy of stealing his credit chit
#38
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 10:13
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MisterrAlex wrote...
37. Kor Tun, he'll always accuse the enemy of stealing his credit chit
38. Lia'Vael, is must then. Shepard has to step in and head off their slap fight... again.
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Posté 27 juin 2011 - 10:23
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39. Wounded Merc (on Korlus) provided he didn't bleed out to his death already
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Posté 27 juin 2011 - 06:11
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Mystik wrote...
8) That Quarian Girl in Eternity on Illium - she mostly complains on the ship about her ex human boyfriends. male shep love interest.
It would be fun to have her aboard so I could romance her while Tali watches from the shadows.
#42
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 07:02
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Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...
Mystik wrote...
8) That Quarian Girl in Eternity on Illium - she mostly complains on the ship about her ex human boyfriends. male shep love interest.
It would be fun to have her aboard so I could romance her while Tali watches from the shadows.
You.... Monster!!!
#43
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 07:15
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The guy on the Citadel who still is trying to get a refund on his omni-tool.
#44
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 07:23
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keeper 12
Conrad
Asari cop on Illium
Biotic god
Veetor
Kolyat
Talitha - she's to crazy to fight
Conrad
Asari cop on Illium
Biotic god
Veetor
Kolyat
Talitha - she's to crazy to fight
#45
Posté 27 juin 2011 - 11:05
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Asari Commando wrote...
20) Schells (cheater from flux)
I loved that guy.
#46
Posté 28 juin 2011 - 12:24
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DKC wrote...
Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...
Mystik wrote...
8) That Quarian Girl in Eternity on Illium - she mostly complains on the ship about her ex human boyfriends. male shep love interest.
It would be fun to have her aboard so I could romance her while Tali watches from the shadows.
You.... Monster!!!
It gets worse. I would only start working on getting inside her envirosuit after I told Tali it was too risky.
#47
Posté 28 juin 2011 - 01:24
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KainrycKarr wrote...
21) That kid from Omega. He spent fifty credits on that pistol; he means to use it.
LMAO
#48
Posté 28 juin 2011 - 01:33
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Two good squadmates would be Kargesh and Rukar.
Kargesh keeps wondering if there is fish in the lakes of every single world you visit, while Rukar tries to kill your Turian squadmate during the whole mission.
Kargesh keeps wondering if there is fish in the lakes of every single world you visit, while Rukar tries to kill your Turian squadmate during the whole mission.
#49
Posté 28 juin 2011 - 06:43
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40) gunnery chief on the citadel. Issac Newton has his back.
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Posté 28 juin 2011 - 06:47
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41) Serviceman Chung. He can fire supernukes from the hip during the Reaper invasion of Earth.
