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#51
Joshua Hawkeye

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A thorian creeper.

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zweistein_J

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Mess Sergeant Gardner - Normandy's chef.

He will be head-shot-throwing rotten tomatoes at the enemy making them blind for a few seconds.

He will have a special ability that will throw a huge cake making the ground slippery causing multiple enemies to fall on their @sses.

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42) the krogan bodyguard of the guy Thane's son is trying to kill

43) the two krogan trying to get patriarch

44) patriarch

45) the krogan getting blown up by zaeed

46) the krogan getting blown up by shepard during the mordin loyalty mission

47) the krogan "don't do me any favors" mechanic from tuchanka who needs you to do him a favor

wait a second.... why do they hate krogan so much? Damn you Bioware! Seems we have the only two capable krogan in me1 and 2 as squadmates, Did they really need the genophage for them?
I'm so confused.

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rex taylor wrote...

22) Gianna Parasini. Fights with a drunken master technique.



LOL :D you kill me with this one i would love to see shepard hiding from cerberus troops and then Parsini jump on them and kill them with drunken techigue

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48) a pyjak named skittles that sits on Shepard's shoulder and throws grenades at enemies...

*realizes that would actually be useful*

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49) Urz, have to feed him before any and every fight.

Modifié par Faust1991, 28 juin 2011 - 08:48 .


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Niulus Kriyk

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50) Joker, he breaks his bones at the enemy. (love him like a lil bro)

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51) Serviceman Chung. Don't want him firing the Normandy's Thanix cannons from the hip like a space-cowboy :P.

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Pandut wrote...

51) Serviceman Chung. Don't want him firing the Normandy's Thanix cannons from the hip like a space-cowboy :P.


41) Serviceman Chung. He can fire supernukes from the hip during the Reaper invasion of Earth.


*AHEM*


51) Big Stupid Jellyfish - Before the final mission, he enters your room and ****blocks you, sending your LI out and giving you a sermen about the Enkindlers. Unkillable.

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DoNotIngest wrote...

Pandut wrote...

51) Serviceman Chung. Don't want him firing the Normandy's Thanix cannons from the hip like a space-cowboy :P.


41) Serviceman Chung. He can fire supernukes from the hip during the Reaper invasion of Earth.


*AHEM*


51) Big Stupid Jellyfish - Before the final mission, he enters your room and ****blocks you, sending your LI out and giving you a sermen about the Enkindlers. Unkillable.

Oh, poo. I didn't see that one XD. Sorry bro.

52) Eclipse merc that you can kick out the window. He'd most likely complain about his pay, get on Zaeed's bad-side and have "nothing more to say to you" when you wonder about his back-story. He can be a fem-shep LI, or you can just kick him out the airlock while orbiting Earth so the reapers can deal wth him.

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53) The exotic fish in Shepard's cabin tank.

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Key_of_Destiny24

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54) Polite Krogan who works for Mr. Thax.

55) Dancing Turian. Enemies only have to bring some music along.

56) Illusive Man. Dies because he ran out of lighter fluid, and was distracted.

57) Salarian @ bachelor party. Whenever you face Asari, he can't stop commenting on their lovely shades of blue.

Modifié par Key_of_Destiny24, 29 juin 2011 - 07:53 .


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Sarah_SR2

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Hows about that Project Guard in Arrival who yells "Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh" as Shepard approaches the locker room (?) soon after you've got your weapons back and escaped?!

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The loser volus trying to buy things he cant afford on Illium.

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58) Xeltan the Elcor

"Intimidating tone: I need to get my blood flowing...find me something to kill."

Modifié par 12MoreMonkeys, 01 juillet 2011 - 01:03 .