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[DragonDefender]

Pshhhht John Malkovich, Ive never heard that before. I have heard ray phines ( or however it is spelt) and the angry white guy in all southern films all make me laugh.

[Statulos]

DragonDefender wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

lets see some semi-nudes,tastefull of course! lol

 If I do nudes am I allowed to wear a gas mask and some kind cloak so that I may call it art and not porn?

Porn can be art too!

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

lets see some semi-nudes,tastefull of course! lol

 If I do nudes am I allowed to wear a gas mask and some kind cloak so that I may call it art and not porn?

works for me!

[DragonDefender]

Lulz, I cant do nudes. I might have a wonderful looking body but the irish part in me will just blind everyone. I once walked into a sun tanning place and asked the lady behind the counter " what shade would I be considered". She replied " Albino".



So nudes equal retina burns from my ultra whiteness

[darkshadow136]

Dark Lilith wrote...

DragonDefender wrote...

did you eat something that disagreed with you?

Lol no kidding. Do you get that uncomfortable stomach bloating, and pain. Use GasX to prevent those embarrassing, and smelly gas moments, satisfaction guarenteed or your money back.

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

Lulz, I cant do nudes. I might have a wonderful looking body but the irish part in me will just blind everyone. I once walked into a sun tanning place and asked the lady behind the counter " what shade would I be considered". She replied " Albino".

So nudes equal retina burns from my ultra whiteness

I'm the opposite although I am part irish.with an Irish last name I have to be. I'm tan all year long!

[DragonDefender]

Yeah, laugh now people have been doing that for years at my whiteness. A tan to me equals two weeks worth of burning then the tan takes, so its not worth it. I must be content with 2hr a day in the gym to look decent and like a puppy puncher.

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

Yeah, laugh now people have been doing that for years at my whiteness. A tan to me equals two weeks worth of burning then the tan takes, so its not worth it. I must be content with 2hr a day in the gym to look decent and like a puppy puncher.

ouch! I just get browner, lol. and no tan lines,
I had a beach pic in this topic I thought.Maybe I'll post again if I can't find what page its on

[DragonDefender]

That would be cool, I have a beach pic but my daughters are in it and I have the simple rule of not posting their pictures on the internet. ( To many wierdo's out there).

[darkshadow136]

DragonDefender wrote...

Yeah, laugh now people have been doing that for years at my whiteness. A tan to me equals two weeks worth of burning then the tan takes, so its not worth it. I must be content with 2hr a day in the gym to look decent and like a puppy puncher.

In all honesty I feel your pain. I'm 100% irish through and through, and in order to get a tan I burn for like the first 2 weeks myself. I also spend a lot of time in the gym myself but as I get closer to 40 my body is remiding me that I'm not 20 anymore, and also what damage I did to myself in my younger days.

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

That would be cool, I have a beach pic but my daughters are in it and I have the simple rule of not posting their pictures on the internet. ( To many wierdo's out there).

good idea,I've had a few of mine hijacked.Now there safely locked away on my site and only those I know see them

[DragonDefender]

I feel ya brother, Im just in my 30's but w prior militarty service and the gym takes a toll on your body as I get older I rely on more suppliments to keep my joints smooth and working ( nothing illegal). Im 75% Irish 25% English, now I ask you how the hell does that happen who jumped the fence.

[DragonDefender]

Dark Lilith wrote...

DragonDefender wrote...

That would be cool, I have a beach pic but my daughters are in it and I have the simple rule of not posting their pictures on the internet. ( To many wierdo's out there).

good idea,I've had a few of mine hijacked.Now there safely locked away on my site and only those I know see them

 Ya I mean I do not have a problem showing my face or other sundies on the internet but my kids are completely different.

 I always wondered people always ask me when do I see my kids, and I am like I have full custody. Never understood the shocked look.

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

DragonDefender wrote...

That would be cool, I have a beach pic but my daughters are in it and I have the simple rule of not posting their pictures on the internet. ( To many wierdo's out there).

good idea,I've had a few of mine hijacked.Now there safely locked away on my site and only those I know see them

 Ya I mean I do not have a problem showing my face or other sundies on the internet but my kids are completely different.

 I always wondered people always ask me when do I see my kids, and I am like I have full custody. Never understood the shocked look.

it's good you protect them,that shows very deep defenseive paternal instinct.I applaud you.

Modifié par Dark Lilith, 18 février 2010 - 08:08 .

[DragonDefender]

Yeah just call me papa bear...lulz that would be so cool a trucker name, now I have to go out and buy a big truck.

[darkshadow136]

DragonDefender wrote...

I feel ya brother, Im just in my 30's but w prior militarty service and the gym takes a toll on your body as I get older I rely on more suppliments to keep my joints smooth and working ( nothing illegal). Im 75% Irish 25% English, now I ask you how the hell does that happen who jumped the fence.

Well in my case I guess it would be more like 75% Irish and 25% german if I wanted to get technical about it. Both sides of my family came from Ireland, and on my Moms side there was one german relative. On my Fathers side the are right off the boat my grandparents came from Ireland so I'm 2nd gereration here in the USA. On my fathers side I gues I come from what is called the dark irish we all have black hair and light blue eyes.

[Dark Lilith]

ok,I looked,got tired of looking so here is my beach photo from last summer.I lve within 5 minutes of the lake,guess where I spend my summer times?

[DragonDefender]

Well that bikni is def. my favorate color, purple. Very nice looking lady

[darkshadow136]

Dark Lilith wrote...

ok,I looked,got tired of looking so here is my beach photo from last summer.I lve within 5 minutes of the lake,guess where I spend my summer times?

Nice view....... of the beach, oh yeah of the beach that's it.....:innocent:

[Dark Lilith]

get your eyes off my sand dunes...lol

[darkshadow136]

Dark Lilith wrote...

get your eyes off my sand dunes...lol

Hey just because I'm engaged doesn't mean I'm blind. lol:devil:

[DragonDefender]

I lok at it this way, if the good lord did not intend us to stare then he would have put them on a ladies back.

[Dark Lilith]

darkshadow136 wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

get your eyes off my sand dunes...lol

Hey just because I'm engaged doesn't mean I'm blind. lol:devil:

look but don't touch...lol

[Dark Lilith]

DragonDefender wrote...

I lok at it this way, if the good lord did not intend us to stare then he would have put them on a ladies back.

lol.That is my best "asset" I think also.

[darkshadow136]

Dark Lilith wrote...

darkshadow136 wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

get your eyes off my sand dunes...lol

Hey just because I'm engaged doesn't mean I'm blind. lol:devil:

look but don't touch...lol

Exactly I couldn't have said it better. lol