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[hangmans tree]

@lea
do not blur my sight with .. my eyes what do you want from me being all nice and with the compliments, huh? HUH? ooorrr<_c'mon girl (well it almost sounds lika cinnamon girl ) theres nothing epic in me...apart of epic fail sometimes

...or, are you ...serious? I cant tell right now...I'm too tired...I need to sleeep..with some cozy place in mind,  warm female body would also help..... :Done can dream...all the work is left to do....

[Dark Lilith]

yummmy,I get to french kiss the bride

[Mia_Lu]

I love reading this thread

[Godak]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Maviarab wrote...

Alleged fiance? lol.....

I am going to the corner and cry now....(and devise an evil scheme to eliminate whoever the guy is).

*Puts legs up on the Coffee Table of Righteousness*

Internet jealousy is a b!tch.

Modifié par Godak, 25 janvier 2010 - 07:47 .

[ThessalyCousaland]

Maviarab wrote...

ahhh such a shame...have a beautiful 9kt white gold, 2ct natural black diamond solitaire here im trying to get rid off...

if anyone knows anyone who wants to take it off my hands lmao......

[Dark Lilith]

ThessalyCousaland wrote...

Maviarab wrote...

ahhh such a shame...have a beautiful 9kt white gold, 2ct natural black diamond solitaire here im trying to get rid off...

if anyone knows anyone who wants to take it off my hands lmao......

thast would look just wonderful on my finger...*hint hint*

[ThessalyCousaland]

Noooooue

[KnightofPhoenix]

Godak, you are a dead man *trigger renegade interrupt, destroys the table with a hammer*

[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...

KnightofPhoenix, Lea.l: I officially declare you to Man and Woman. You may kiss the bride now.

Whoever is opposed to the marriage may talk now or remain silent for all eternity.

*starts playing happy marriage music*

I am not supposed to gulp, am I?

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 25 janvier 2010 - 08:46 .

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

KnightofPhoenix, Lea.l: I officially declare you to Man and Woman. You may kiss the bride now.

Whoever is opposed to the marriage may talk now or remain silent for all eternity.

*starts playing happy marriage music*

I am not supposed to gulp, am I?

I wouldn´t dare to suppose anything of you, but I hear in such cases the common course of action is kissing the bride, going on honeymoon-holidays and living happily ever after.......

Or, since this is the 21. century, you can go to a lawyer and become divorced. - I hear this is quite common nowadays, too

[lea.l]

hangmans tree wrote...
@lea
do not blur my sight with .. my eyes  what do you want from me being all nice and with the compliments, huh? HUH? ooorrryou're making fun of me again!
c'mon girl (well it almost sounds lika cinnamon girl) theres nothing epic in me...

*sigh* what will it take to convince you, self-deprecating individual?
Suit yourself, all I have to say is: a) I was seeeerious about the eyes and most clearly, my agenda in complimenting you is tied in with some sort of NEFARIOUS plan to mess with your head, ultimately control your mind and bring to fruition a scheme so evil, convoluted and confusing you will not realize where it is leading until it is way too late to do anything but scream in twisted horror at it's unfolding!
Phew. <_<

Tirigon wrote...

KnightofPhoenix, Lea.l: I officially declare you to Man and Woman. You may kiss the bride now.

Whoever is opposed to the marriage may talk now or remain silent for all eternity.

*starts playing happy marriage music*

Dark Lilith wrote...

yummmy,I get to french kiss the bride

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Godak, you are a dead man *trigger renegade interrupt, destroys the table with a hammer*

Mia_Lu wrote...

I love reading this thread

I agree with all of this a ton, most specifically that last statement  (And again I'm wishing for the old animated smiley that actually keeps on laughing...)

And Mav you little scoundrel, that is very naughty of you, especially with you being best man and all

And now I need to resign to bed as well, only two hours of sleep last night due to simultaneously surfing the Bioware forums for new ME 2 juiciness and studying for a test...

...and EDIT:
That whole "I declare you man and woman, you may now kiss the bride" - "yummy, I get to french kiss the bride :)" - ".... I love reading this thread :D" exchange is actually so good I'd like it as a sig if my sig wasn't full already...
And to Thessa below me, yes, but it's also so much more interactive, no
Action-packed romance and what have you...

Modifié par lea.l, 25 janvier 2010 - 09:13 .

[ThessalyCousaland]

This thread is harder to follow than General Hospital.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...
I wouldn´t dare to suppose anything of you, but I hear in such cases the common course of action is kissing the bride, going on honeymoon-holidays and living happily ever after.......

Or, since this is the 21. century, you can go to a lawyer and become divorced. - I hear this is quite common nowadays, too

Why would anyone want to divorce a person like her? I mean, the standart common female annoyance is tolerable and I doubt she surpasses that level.  Plus, apply physical attractiveness and we get the following equation:
X is for how how annoying a woman is. Y is for the standart natural level of annoyance, and let's assume 1 is the basic level. R is for every woman's particular annoyance level, 1 being a normal common level. And Z is for the attractivness, 10 being very attractive. 
So we get X= Y*R * 1/Z

If we are to apply this to Lea, we get something like
X= 1*1 * 1/10
X= 0.1
Lea's annoyance level is 0.1
Perfectly tolerbale  So the probablity of divorce is next to none.

And when a guy starts using mathematics on an issue like this is clearlly very nervous and ....shy  

EDIT: good night Lea!

And NO, no one gets to kiss the bride. Don't make me go like this on you!


 

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 25 janvier 2010 - 09:13 .

[lea.l]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
And when a guy starts using mathematics on an issue like this is clearlly very nervous and ....shy  

Oh don't be, your clever use of distracting mathematics to shroud your shyness makes you even more endearing in my eyes

Although I'm not sure I'm happy about the insolent assumption of a "standard female annoyance level" - I think we might have our first martial disagreement at our hands here, and so early in, oh my!
(Psst, go along with me here, we'll have to play this up to satisfy the soap-opera angle of the thread )

Mav, I actually just decided to give you that position - I'm not quite sure which set of traditions we are holding the ceremony under, but we could have a look whether those involve the bride being traditionally obliged to kiss the first man... and possibly the bridesmaid; Lilith, I guess you'd do us the honour in that case?

... and now I swear I'm going to sleep as I'd planned, this is just too distracting

/edit - I just read Knight's edit and in that case, lads and lasses, I'm sorry I'll have to revoke the kissing privileges as my husband to be obviously does not take well to that sort of traditions as evidenced above...
And now a final good night to the thread, and a special goodnight to you, Knight (wait for it, I'm using it again:)

Modifié par lea.l, 25 janvier 2010 - 09:36 .

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


Why would anyone want to divorce a person like her?
 

Oh, I wouldn´t know that. But this is a free country, you have every right to make mistakes, haven´t you?

[KnightofPhoenix]

lea.l wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
And when a guy starts using mathematics on an issue like this is clearlly very nervous and ....shy  

And now a final good night to the thread, and a special goodnight to you, Knight (wait for it, I'm using it again:)

*melts away*
Goodnight my bethrothed

@ Mavi. Well how much you want for it?
And are you sure this is the best ring you can find? Lea deserves something more sublime and...*gulps* expensive

@ Tirigon. Luckly, I deny myself the right to make a mistake as stupid as that

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 25 janvier 2010 - 09:38 .

[hangmans tree]

lea.l wrote...
*sigh* what will it take to convince you, self-deprecating individual?
Suit yourself, all I have to say is: a) I was seeeerious about the eyes and most clearly, my agenda in complimenting you is tied in with some sort of NEFARIOUS plan to mess with your head, ultimately control your mind and bring to fruition a scheme so evil, convoluted and confusing you will not realize where it is leading until it is way too late to do anything but scream in twisted horror at it's unfolding!
Phew. <_<

I knew it!
and i'm not self decreepi...decapit....deprepert...depricece...depreproprepri...deproprepriproquo...prepripretro...depepiriperpeipip...dekREPRIPARTETRAITIN...
oh F***!
You germans! Aaalways making fun of people!

Control my mind? Heh, thats good, if theres anything to control there please let me know. And if by any chance you find a memory leak - please fix the servo mechanisms and motor functions so I can use spoon properly ,ok? I'm tired of taking shower after each meal...

and...I'm not an idividual...I. Am. Legion.

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...


@ Tirigon. Luckly, I deny myself the right to make a mistake as stupid as that

All right. Should you reconsider, contact me. I´m good as lawyer for divorces.

If not, contact me anyways. I´m also good at organizing your honeymoon.

If you have other questions or problems, contact me. As a man of many talents I´m good at solving problems, too.

B)B)B)B)

[Godak]

This is officially the best thread ever.



And I say that knowing that it will only get better. (When will I post my picture? Find out on next week's episode of "Why the Hell is the Kitchen on Fire?"!)



@ KnightofPhoenix: The destruction of the Coffee Table of Righteousness will force me to have an affair (An e-affair, no less! *gasp*) with your wife. These things have consequences, you know.

[Tirigon]

@ Godak: If you really cheat on Knight, I´d recommend you to get a good lawyer, a bulletproof vest and LOTS of weapons.

Call me under 01906669876543210, I can help ya out.

[Steel Moon]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Steel Moon wrote...

Sa Seba wrote...

So pretty

Uh, and, nice shirt you have there! They don't make equally cool stuff for men as they make for women, unfortunately.

Aw, thanks! 
It's funny you should say that about women's vs. men's clothes.  I always find myself jealous of the designs on guy's shirts and wishing they were available in women's fitted sizes.

What? No way, women's clothing is better! I find lots of stuff in the women's section that's fitted or tapered, like coats and trousers. Designs for men are typically cut to be less flattering. I swear, whoever designed blazers must think men are shaped like boxes or something. Skinny women's clothing from the thrift second-hand store for me.

Oh I totally agree with you both that women's clothes fit infinitely better than men's.  I was talking about graphic designs on t-shirts and whatnot.  Personally if I'm not wearing solid colors, I'd rather wear things more reminiscent of tattoo designs (skulls, dragons, random graphic patterns, etc.) than hearts and flowers and freaking Edward Cullen.


Geez, I go to work for one day and I miss Lea and Knight's wedding!  I'm very hurt that I didn't receive an invitation so I could arrange to attend.   Oh well, it saves me from having to send a wedding gift. 

[Godak]

Tirigon wrote...

@ Godak: If you really cheat on Knight, I´d recommend you to get a good lawyer, a bulletproof vest and LOTS of weapons.
Call me under 01906669876543210, I can help ya out.

Don't worry, I have Sandal.