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[OSUP]

James Vega simply walks into Mordor.

[littlenikki]

Jilinna wrote...

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James Vega once walked down the street shirtless. There was no survivors.

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James Vega once headbutt a krogan. That is the real reason the Krogan population is in decline.

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My favorites so far  Especially the first, and I would appreciate some video and/or photographic proof...for science

[Aurora313]

He haha! I love it.


Anyway. Problem is, Chuck Norris took all the good ones.
Erm.

[littlenikki]

James Vega roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris...nuff said

Modifié par littlenikki, 15 novembre 2011 - 04:14 .

[dpMeggers]

OSUP wrote...

James Vega simply walks into Mordor.

Ok I can't top that (ever) but...

To be ... James Vega has answered the question.

(Alternatively: To be or not ... James Vega has no time for your existential crisis)
(Alternatively Alternatively: "Philosophical Musing: To be or..." James Vega has no interest in this travesty.)


Explanation:
The first two are a reference to the "To be or not to be" line from Hamlet.
The last one is a reference to the in universe all-elcor (14-hour long) production of Hamlet. If worse things have been done to Shakespeare I don't know about them.

[Saberchic]

@AllianceN7Marine: Sweet setup. I'm looking at either a 37" or 42" Vizio. I'm still checking around though. Lots of brands and options out there.

Oh! James Vega sayings... I like it: When James Vega walks, the world spins.

edit: spelling fail!

Modifié par Saberchic, 15 novembre 2011 - 04:33 .

[Aurora313]

Anderson didn't find Vega, Vega let himself be found.

[Aurora313]

Vega came to do a job, and he's got nothing but bad luck since then, not to mention a few unkind words as to the nature of his character. Now he will make it abundantly clear. He does the Job, then he gets paid.

[Jilinna]

Aurora313 wrote...

Vega came to do a job, and he's got nothing but bad luck since then, not to mention a few unkind words as to the nature of his character. Now he will make it abundantly clear. He does the Job, then he gets paid.

hrms is this a saying?

umm another James Vega saying...
James Vega is like the Pied Pipper. Once he piped his flute all the kittens followed.

Modifié par Jilinna, 15 novembre 2011 - 04:46 .

[Aurora313]

Was wathcing a scene from firefly, and Mal makes a whole speech about doing a job and getting paid. Just seems like someone James would say.

Here it is:

[littlenikki]

FoxHound109 wrote...

Harbinger doesn't ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of Vega, Vega ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL of Harbinger.

When Vega has mental-sex with an Ardat-Yakshi, she ends up dead. (Not the he would, because he is OBVIOUSLY gay! )

When Vega heabutts a Krogan, the Krogan faints.

Let's just say that Vega is Shepard-sexual. It's not fair if either gender is denied the awesomeness that is Vega lovin

[Jilinna]

Aurora313 wrote...

Was wathcing a scene from firefly, and Mal makes a whole speech about doing a job and getting paid. Just seems like someone James would say.

Here it is:

Ohhh! okay! lol it does sound like something he would say, so much so I thought it was a spoiler!

littlenikki wrote...

FoxHound109 wrote...

Harbinger doesn't ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of Vega, Vega ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL of Harbinger.

When Vega has mental-sex with an Ardat-Yakshi, she ends up dead. (Not the he would, because he is OBVIOUSLY gay! )

When Vega heabutts a Krogan, the Krogan faints.

 Let's just say that Vega is Shepard-sexual. It's not fair if either gender is denied the awesomeness that is Vega lovin

Lol, well isn`t everybody Shepard-sexual? & Foxy, arn't you forgetting Asari arn't female they are mono-gendered, they have no gender.

Modifié par Jilinna, 15 novembre 2011 - 05:01 .

[littlenikki]

@Jilinna Ugh...I HATE that fact about the asari. If Bioware really wanted to make them mono-gendered, then they shouldn't have boobies and super femine features. To me it seems like an excuse to include lesbian relationships w/out actually acknowleding it as such....especially since they haven't included gay relationships in the first two games. It's like them saying f/f is fine, but m/m nooooooo.

Ok, tantrum over

Modifié par littlenikki, 15 novembre 2011 - 05:06 .

[Aurora313]

I actually rather hate the Asari for the aforementioned reason. Bioware tries to make them look like woman and seems to have an excuse for a 'Lesbian' relationship. In my opinion, if the kept the Liara romance for both Shepards, then the human love interests should have been for both Shepards also.

I would appreciate it if there were more... 'masculine' featured Asari. Sure, it would look odd from the pre-established 'blue babe' look, but I'm willing to accept that.

Anyway, back on Focus, James would totally make an awesome 'Mal' or second 'Mal' on in my Shepard's case (My Shep's full name is Jonathan Malcolm Shepard ).

[fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb]

littlenikki wrote...

"Vega f*cked with Aria....twice"

Lol nice try everyone. But I have to give this one the non-coveted IMHO award for originality, relevancy, and gratuitious swearing. Congratulations littlenikki! It's be pretty funny if James does end up f*cking with Aria in Me3.

[catharsisboo]

littlenikki wrote...

@Jilinna Ugh...I HATE that fact about the asari. If Bioware really wanted to make them mono-gendered, then they shouldn't have boobies and super femine features. To me it seems like an excuse to include lesbian relationships w/out actually acknowleding it as such....especially since they haven't included gay relationships in the first two games. It's like them saying f/f is fine, but m/m nooooooo.

Ok, tantrum over

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the asari being monogendered doesn't actually prevent them from being female, like BW would like us to believe, since monogendered = one gender, i.e female. Besides, wasn't the dev who made the "asari aren't actually female" statement the same one who said "M!Shep is and always will be predefined heterosexual"? So I wouldn't take anything that particular dev says seriously...like, ever. <_<

Modifié par catharsisboo, 15 novembre 2011 - 05:33 .

[Aurora313]

Vega does not negotiate with Hostage takers, Hostage Takers already know they're screwed.

[littlenikki]

catharsisboo wrote...

littlenikki wrote...

@Jilinna Ugh...I HATE that fact about the asari. If Bioware really wanted to make them mono-gendered, then they shouldn't have boobies and super femine features. To me it seems like an excuse to include lesbian relationships w/out actually acknowleding it as such....especially since they haven't included gay relationships in the first two games. It's like them saying f/f is fine, but m/m nooooooo.

Ok, tantrum over

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the asari being monogendered doesn't actually prevent them from being female, like BW would like us to believe, since monogendered = one gender. Besides, wasn't the dev who made the "asari aren't actually female" statement the same one who said "M!Shep is and always will be predefined heterosexual"? So I wouldn't take anything that particular dev says seriously...like, ever. <_<

I believe if you press Liara about it in ME1, she'll admit that the asari do take on the more female role, but if you also bring up the fact that you are both female (if you're FemShep obviously) then she once again brings up the fact that they are monogendered, meaning that gender means nothing to them. Therefore, they are not female in their society, but compared to humans and other races, they are. Either way, it just irks me to no end that whenever it's brought up in interviews with the devs, they just use that excuse when it comes to the same sex relationship arguement.

Ok but yes, lets move onto Vega! Artemis the soldier (my main shep) is def gonna have a tough time choosing between Kaidan and Vega, but in the end I think she's gonna stick with Kaidan. I've got Evangeline the Infiltrator lined up for Vega anyway  Still have to finish ME1 on her and man is it hard not to do any romances...I'm even more scared for ME2

I'll just stare at Vega's manly chest muscles for inspiration

@fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb *bows* thank you, thank you very much

Modifié par littlenikki, 15 novembre 2011 - 05:49 .

[Aurora313]

My Shepard, Roxanna, is neutral to all parties, she's not afraid to commit lessor evils (hackery, bribery and so on) to get what she wants, nor will she condemn an entire Spiecies (Rachni or Geth) to doom or slavery. But she's totally uninterested in Romance.

Truthfully, the reason she's attached to and ultimately falls for Vega is because he spent his free time with her during Shepard's incarnation on earth. Vega is probably and literally the only 'true' friend that Shepard has during that time. Aside from Anderson, and all he's really keeping Shepard around for is to help find a way to get rid of the Reapers - at least that's my impression.

Also - Dem abs!

[littlenikki]

Just found this WIP by Inside-Joke and wasn't sure if it was already posted, but most definitely needed to be shared. Can't wait to see the finished product, I think you'll all agree 

[Rebel666]

littlenikki wrote...

Just found this WIP by Inside-Joke and wasn't sure if it was already posted, but most definitely needed to be shared. Can't wait to see the finished product, I think you'll all agree 

Oh yes... I agree. I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favorite abs on the Citadel. <3

[Fault Girl]

I want someone to draw him like Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist or what if Vgea had an awesome moustache?

Modifié par ZombieGeisha, 15 novembre 2011 - 07:57 .

[Aurora313]

Vega would put Armstrong to shame.

[Fault Girl]

Aurora313 wrote...

Vega would put Armstrong to shame.

Do you think he has a move that's been past down generations?

Armstrong vs Vega in a Flex competition

Modifié par ZombieGeisha, 15 novembre 2011 - 08:36 .

[Aurora313]

Wish I could view it, but I'm in transit atm.