6702 réponses à ce sujet

[Cuddlezarro]

franciscoamell wrote...

Also, does anyone know how Cortez looks like? Is he hot?

now back to vega

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 16 décembre 2011 - 03:42 .

[Abispa]

Vega is not a piece of meat, dammit! He's a human being! With feelings! Thoughts! Dreams! Aspirations! Show him some respect, for crying out loud! I imagine a scene of the Vega and Miranda crying in her office about how they are both exploited by rabid, obsessive fans!

My own love for Ashley is completely spiritual and utterly beautiful though.

[Cuddlezarro]

miranda was exploited by the DAT ASS scene alone >_>


also ashley never makes it off virmire for me

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 16 décembre 2011 - 03:43 .

[Cuddlezarro]

franciscoamell wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

since its near the holidays
Snip

Vega: Hey Loco! I've got a christmas Present here in My pants! Why don't you come unwrap it?

ohoho hope it comes with some eggnog

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 16 décembre 2011 - 03:53 .

[JosephDucreux]

Ryzaki wrote...

And now I'm imagining the SR2 having a giant unisex bathroom and Jack and Miranda getting digs on one another as they wash. (And Zaeed perving on all the females).

Miranda would probably be extremely reluctant to take a bath if there's anyone else there. Her clothed body is enough to make men go mad, and when the naughty bits are all hanging out...ya know.

Somehow, Zaeed would probably perv on all the females while imparting advice to Vega, Kaidan and MShep. Something like this:

Zaeed: Now lad, you see that fine, perfectly sculpted piece of delicious arse over there? *points to Miranda showering while both Vega and Zaeed are showering as well*

Vega: Uh, you mean Miranda, right?

Zaeed: Obviously you dimwit. Well, I've seen and done lots of beautiful women before, but lad, I have NEVER seen a woman like her. She's truly one in a trillion matey. Go get her...*looks down*...you' re ready, eh?

*Miranda gags*

Vega: ...Yessir.

Zaeed: Also, let me give you some advice mate. First, keep your mohawk on Jamey boy. *claps Vega on the back* Mohawks attract the ladies by the dozens. And Miranda over there, well James, she's been eyeing you up and giving you the bedroom eyes ever since you came aboard.

Miranda *hissing*: No I HAVE NOT!

Default FemShep *enters bathroom*: Excuse me Miranda, you've been eyeing MY man up?!

Miranda: No I-

Zaeed *snorts*: Liar.

Vega: Wait. What Commander?

Shepard: You seriously are oblivious, aren't you?

Zaeed: Shepard's been bedroom eyeing you ever since she set those cat's eyes upon you James.

Vega: Holy sh*t.

Zaeed: Well, Jamey boy, good luck with these two lasses here. Have a good time, and don't forget to record it! *dries off and leaves*

Vega: No wait! Oh damn.

Miranda & Shepard *advances upon Vega with lusty smiles*: So Vega, you feeling up for...some adventure?

Miranda: I rather like adventurous, hunky and oh-so-strong men with mohawks.

Shepard: Ooh, me too! It's my fetish, actually.

Vega *whimpering*: Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Modifié par JosephDucreux, 16 décembre 2011 - 03:54 .

[100k]

*Vega finishes the job*

[FoxHound109]

Abispa wrote...

Vega is not a piece of meat, dammit! He's a human being! With feelings! Thoughts! Dreams! Aspirations! Show him some respect, for crying out loud! I imagine a scene of the Vega and Miranda crying in her office about how they are both exploited by rabid, obsessive fans!

My own love for Ashley is completely spiritual and utterly beautiful though.

He should pull a Gaga and wear meat armor to prove a point!

[Cuddlezarro]

FoxHound109 wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Vega is not a piece of meat, dammit! He's a human being! With feelings! Thoughts! Dreams! Aspirations! Show him some respect, for crying out loud! I imagine a scene of the Vega and Miranda crying in her office about how they are both exploited by rabid, obsessive fans!

My own love for Ashley is completely spiritual and utterly beautiful though.

He should pull a Gaga and wear meat armor to prove a point!

doesnt that just mean take his clothes off because hes certainly packing some meat down there I bet ...

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 16 décembre 2011 - 04:08 .

[MsSihaKatieKrios]

Katie Shepard would definitely get Vega into a foursome with Thane, Miranda and herself.

TEH WINZ

[RynJ]

Oh Vega I can't wait to meet you in game! (And neither can my Shep heehee!)

What color are his eyes? I can't really tell.

[Cuddlezarro]

more vega~

[catharsisboo]

RynJ wrote...

Oh Vega I can't wait to meet you in game! (And neither can my Shep heehee!)

What color are his eyes? I can't really tell.

Gorgeous brown eyes:

[FoxHound109]

Browni-sh/Hazel-ish.

[Cuddlezarro]

i say tied with jack for best looking eyes :3

[FoxHound109]

Cuddlezarro wrote...

this picture. The artist gets his body proportions right.

[SockPuppet317]

I thought I was gonna lurk on this thread forever - I was planning on it, really- but...

I'm delurking to say that this thread is awesome and you guys are awesome and by the looks of it, Vega is going to be super special awesome. I mean, I dug him when he was first announced. Now I'd have to say that much of my anticipation for ME3 is because of Vega. I'm hoping he'll be s/s, but if he isn't, I'd be OK with that too.

SO, uh... Don't know if this has been asked before, but... What music do you guys think would be on James's iPod or omnitool music app or whatever the ME universe equivalent is? If this has been brought up before, I apologize.

[Chun Hei]

@ SockPuppet317 -- Chingon's music definitely. And maybe a certain song by Right Said Fred.

[KPiGame]

Hmmm I think more along the lines of: Motley Crue, ACDC, Metallica, Journey, RA, Killswitch Engage, etc. Just my opinion, 'cause I know when I work out I can't listen to anything but rock music 'cause it pumps me up!

Modifié par KPiGame, 16 décembre 2011 - 09:54 .

[Cuddlezarro]

franciscoamell wrote...

Can someone give me that for my birthday? It's today 

happy bday~

have a hot guy with vegas face planted on his crotch

[foxtrotcharlie]

^^
....Lol, wut?...

I'm gonna...well...I was gonna post something funny after being gone for a while...

but after that....can't really follow that....I'm gonna...I'll go..  

Modifié par foxtrotcharlie, 17 décembre 2011 - 02:33 .

[KPiGame]

Woo finally someone posted!

Modifié par KPiGame, 17 décembre 2011 - 03:05 .