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[United_Strafes]

FluffyScarf wrote...

Dual pistols/rifles. Like Skyrim. Mindless RPG fluff like cooking, personal hygiene, chopping wood, making drugs. Like Skyrim. Unlimited flying ra - dragons. Like Skyrim. Isn't that what middle-aged RPG fanatics want?

That would be sweet kinda like a second job I have to pay for!

[SennenScale]

1.STDs for cheating Shepards.
2)Asari should only be attracted to females.
3)Repairs to the Normandy.
4)Repairs to your guns and armor.
5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.
6)Harsh time limit from the beginning of the game to save the galaxy.
7)Not being able to find ammo from every dead merc, and never from animals or husks.
8)Not being able to load back. More realistic that way.

I'll post more when I think of them.

[shnizzler93]

Shepard with a hot-pink mohawk

[United_Strafes]

shnizzler93 wrote...

Shepard with a hot-pink mohawk

That post belongs in the things they actually should be doing thread.

SennenScale wrote...

1.STDs for cheating Shepards.
2)Asari should only be attracted to females.
3)Repairs to the Normandy.
4)Repairs to your guns and armor.
5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.
6)Harsh time limit from the beginning of the game to save the galaxy.
7)Not being able to find ammo from every dead merc, and never from animals or husks.
8)Not being able to load back. More realistic that way.

I'll post more when I think of them.

Very good that's what were looking for! Except the repairs need to consume a large amout of planet scan minerals, that way planet scanning will be fun again.....

Modifié par United_Strafes, 08 juin 2011 - 05:14 .

[Yakko77]

SennenScale wrote...

1.STDs for cheating Shepards.
2)Asari should only be attracted to females.
3)Repairs to the Normandy.
4)Repairs to your guns and armor.
5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.
6)Harsh time limit from the beginning of the game to save the galaxy.
7)Not being able to find ammo from every dead merc, and never from animals or husks.
8)Not being able to load back. More realistic that way.

I'll post more when I think of them.

Sounds a bit too much like Fallout which I love but it gets a bit tedious but at the same time it makes sense for Fallout because everything is 200+ years old leftovers from the U.S.-China nuclear war.  In ME, I'm assuming everything a is a bit newer and durable.

As for 6 and 8, I think that might be viable for a insanity difficulty.

[Raiil]

I want:

a) Urz
the ability to take Urz out for walks with my LI
c) the ability to troll more people

[shnizzler93]

United_Strafes wrote...

shnizzler93 wrote...

Shepard with a hot-pink mohawk...

That post belongs in the things they actually should be doing thread.

...whose spikes function as individual omni-tool blades.

[SennenScale]

Yakko77 wrote...

SennenScale wrote...
*snip for cleanup*
4)Repairs to your guns and armor.
5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.
6)Harsh time limit from the beginning of the game to save the galaxy.
7)Not being able to find ammo from every dead merc, and never from animals or husks.
8)Not being able to load back. More realistic that way.
*snip*

Sounds a bit too much like Fallout which I love but it gets a bit tedious but at the same time it makes sense for Fallout because everything is 200+ years old leftovers from the U.S.-China nuclear war. In ME, I'm assuming everything a is a bit newer and durable.
As for 6 and 8, I think that might be viable for a insanity difficulty.

Heh, good catch. I was indeed thinking of Fallout on the time limit, though I forgot about the others (was actually thinking Elder Scrolls on guns and armor). Might indeed be too close.

But yeah, I do want things like that for insanity difficulty. Insanity should be a lot harder than it is. Should at least live up to the name

[ShadowLordXXX]

I want to have to remember to drink water and i want it to take 5 hours to fly somewhere!

[United_Strafes]

shnizzler93 wrote...

United_Strafes wrote...

shnizzler93 wrote...

Shepard with a hot-pink mohawk...

That post belongs in the things they actually should be doing thread.

...whose spikes function as individual omni-tool blades.

OK that's better.

[AngryFrozenWater]

SennenScale wrote...

5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.

They already had that in ME1. But it was taken out, because people felt it was too hard to cool down their weapon. So now we have to realistically hunt for thermal clips that nobody but Shepard use.

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 08 juin 2011 - 05:21 .

[MissMaster]

-Turian private parts.

[PMC65]

To make the game more realistic I want the following:

1) Crying and screaming like a little girl during battles (paragon interrupt)

2) Shepard crapping in his pants when a reaper slams down near him (renegade interrupt)

3) Throwing up after smelling husks

4) Shepard trying to sleep but having night terrors that make him harder to handle with the controller

5) Sweat .... so much sweat in the battle that it burns Shepards eyes and therefore turns my screen black. If I don't punch the RB quick enough, then the enemy can run up on my blind Shep and kill him.

6) No condoms ... no sex. These must be purchased on Omega at 6 billion credits each.

7) If you dare to use kinect and yell at your crew, they all flip you off, curse at you and the enemy knows where you are and therefore shoots your Shep in the face with a rocket!

[KainrycKarr]

casedawgz wrote...

Vasquez from Aliens should show up.

Vasquez for LI and squadmate. No, seriously, I'd romance the hell out of that bulldyke and her gun-made-of-awesome.

[blackashes411]

"I want Ashley out of her 'catsuit', naaaaooowww!!!" - Elite Midget

[SennenScale]

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

SennenScale wrote...
5)Equipment becoming broken or jammed at inopportune times.

They already had that in ME1. But it was taken out, because people felt it was too hard to cool down their weapon. So now we have to realistically hunt for thermal clips that nobody but Shepard use.

How nice of those mercs to keep a supply just for us!

Okay, onto more ridiculous I wants realisms:

Enemies using the same powers as Shepard to varying degrees of effectiveness (on insanity, I want a careless Shep to get caught in a singularity)
Overload/Hacking having an effect on Shepard's implants(insanity only...not asking for Shepard to be hacked, just disoriented for a few moments)
Ability to buy stuff from the black market
Mild Aging, if the game takes place over a long period of time
Post Traumatice Stress Disorder FTW!
Getting sand/debris in our eyes (disorienting Shepard for 1.5 seconds)
Fatigue/Insomnia feature...Shepard must take a break after three or four missions, otherwise their alertness will suffer and aim may become slightly jittery. Because Interface screw is an awesome trope
Kinect/Certain Dialogue:Alerts enemies to your position


Since I realized that complete disabling of save feature might be harmful to a person's xbox or ps3 (being forced to leave it on to complete the achievement), perhaps for the sake of not harming our somewhat expensive technology, we should only have chapter saves, and less of them than there were in ME2.

[MissMaster]

blackashes411 wrote...

"I want Ashley out of her 'catsuit', naaaaooowww!!!" - Elite Midget

Lolololz:P

[MrGone]

Dance-Dance Sheaprd-lution. A kinect minigame where we take Shepard through many terrible, terrible dance styles in a dance competition on the Citadel. If you win, you unlock The Illusive Man as a squadmate.

The highest you can possibly place is 3rd.

[MrGone]

Also, the ability to use Fornax to distract guards in stealth missions - ala Metal Gear Solid.

[goofyomnivore]

I want the horrible pun of calling a "female" reaper the mothership.

[MrGone]

I want the final plot device to defeat the Reapers to be a giant cowbell. Shepard just needed more of it.

[PMC65]

Montezuma IV wrote...

strive wrote...

I want the horrible pun of calling a "female" reaper the mothership.

And entering through her "birth canal".

What?  

[Benerka]

-I want the game to be twice as long as ME1 and ME2. Combined.
-I want Shepherd to be able to enslave the Reapers, then conquer the galaxy. With Ashley as Empress beside him.
-I want Wrex to eat someone. Completely on camera.
-I want a full length musical starring Modrin
-I want to see a Quarian without a suit. But for no one to be disappointed.