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[berelinde]

This thread got me thinking about gifts to give your companions. I doubt BioWare would come out with another Feastday Gifts and Pranks again, but if they did, what would you give your companions if you wanted to please them? What would you give them if you wanted to deliver an insult instead?

You don't have to think of something for everybody, unless you want to, of course. This is just a fun thread for people to talk about the presents/gag gifts they would give Hawke's companions.

To start things off, I would give Varric a hand-tooled leather sling for Bianca if I wanted to please him. If I wanted to annoy him, I would replace his crossbow stock-oil with nailpolish remover.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

Damnit, I can't decide whether a pair of fuzzy handcuffs would be a gift of prank for Fenris.

[whykikyouwhy]

@CulturalGeekGirl - I think it would depend on whether or not your Hawke is romancing him.

The only thing that comes to mind right now would be a prank gift for Sebastian - a copy of the Chant of Light, or so the cover would say. It would actually be a book of bawdy poetry (perhaps borrowed from Isabela). Nothing like making the chaste blush.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

whykikyouwhy wrote...

@CulturalGeekGirl - I think it would depend on whether or not your Hawke is romancing him.

The only thing that comes to mind right now would be a prank gift for Sebastian - a copy of the Chant of Light, or so the cover would say. It would actually be a book of bawdy poetry (perhaps borrowed from Isabela). Nothing like making the chaste blush.

I'd actually go with this.

[whykikyouwhy]

Beautiful. Except I would want that as a real gift.

[berelinde]

whykikyouwhy wrote...

@CulturalGeekGirl - I think it would depend on whether or not your Hawke is romancing him.

The only thing that comes to mind right now would be a prank gift for Sebastian - a copy of the Chant of Light, or so the cover would say. It would actually be a book of bawdy poetry (perhaps borrowed from Isabela). Nothing like making the chaste blush.

That would be awesome! But I'm afraid he might cotton on to the dirty poetry before he got to the part that required the brain bleach. Get Isabela to find some smutty woodcuts! What is seen cannot be unseen...

[CulturalGeekGirl]

berelinde wrote...

whykikyouwhy wrote...

@CulturalGeekGirl - I think it would depend on whether or not your Hawke is romancing him.

The only thing that comes to mind right now would be a prank gift for Sebastian - a copy of the Chant of Light, or so the cover would say. It would actually be a book of bawdy poetry (perhaps borrowed from Isabela). Nothing like making the chaste blush.

That would be awesome! But I'm afraid he might cotton on to the dirty poetry before he got to the part that required the brain bleach. Get Isabela to find some smutty woodcuts! What is seen cannot be unseen...

A long time ago, a porn-drawing friend of mine proposed a project: a book that starts out as seemingly het porn, and then after a few pages suddenly devolves into the most explicit possible slash. How long would it take guys reading it to figure out that the boobs aren't coming back, and they're in for another twenty pages of dongs?

Now THAT'S a trap for Sebastian.

Modifié par CulturalGeekGirl, 09 juin 2011 - 03:07 .

[Ryzaki]

Me?

I'd give them all a boot to the head. Save Aveline and Varric.

[Amondra]

Ryzaki wrote...

Me?

I'd give them all a boot to the head. Save Aveline and Varric.

I see you doing that and it makes me smile. 

Fenris: Harry Potter series.

Anders: Medication and a Catholic excosist. or a Punisher like robe...

Merrill: Chia pet.

Varric: Twilight series (clearly a prank...I would die soon after I think)

Isabela: Pirates of the Caribbean one and two

Aveline: a book on Athena.

Seb: Lube for those long prayers....