Theronyll Itholien wrote...
..I'm sure some freaking rogue players with no life will camp at my corpse and gank me as I respawn for hours on end aswell.
NOW you and I are on the same page!
and I thought this was pretty funny.
they will find a way....
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Erruk
, oct. 31 2009 02:46
#26
Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 03:33
Erruk
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NOW you and I are on the same page!
and I thought this was pretty funny.
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Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 03:36
Maria Caliban
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gam3rguy5565 wrote...
"What did the ghost get for Halloween?Some Booo-T"
That the kind of humor you like? ;P haha
It's "What did the PIRATE ghost get.."
The pirate makes it funny.
#28
Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 03:47
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Erruk wrote...
So... just how are the goldsellers going to ruin this game... seeing that it isn't online? I bet they find a way. There is no escaping them. They are bound to show up... somehow... on day one.
On a good note you don't really need to worry about the darkspawn as the bots will be there in force, farming your gold, stealing your lootz and making you look like a total amateur. Pssshht Grey Wardens....
#29
Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 04:12
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The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver..
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED
I'm here all week! *grin*
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver..
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED
I'm here all week! *grin*
#30
Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 04:26
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^ Ha! Nice one!
As for the OP... Not the funniest thing I've seen, but I got the joke pretty quickly and admit to cracking a smile.
As for the OP... Not the funniest thing I've seen, but I got the joke pretty quickly and admit to cracking a smile.
#31
Posté 31 octobre 2009 - 04:30
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Theronyll Itholien wrote...
I do have a sense of humor. I just don't like jokes that make no sense whatsoever.
This is probably also the reason why I hate Brittish humor, btw...
British humor makes sense. You just have to understand how.
