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[Danwalker93]

 Okay with the chance we may finally get to shove the ah yes "reapers" quote into the councils face. If you could perform any punishment you want on the council, what would it be?

To be honest, i'd just start with the turian,shove him in the airlock, give him the ah yes"reapers"  turns out they are real....  open the airlock and for good measure turn the normandy around and shoot that very very annoying council member with the Thanix Cannon, just to prove the point.

What are your ideas guys? :L

[ADelusiveMan]

I can see it now.
Shepard: Councilor, the Reapers are here.
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Reap..."
*Reaper appears in a window"
Turian Councilor: OMFG!
Shepard: You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

[Kabanya101]

First, bullet to Salarians head
Second, sleep with Asari member
Third, kick Turian in the crouch, then shoved into deep space
how's that for being a paragon

[Forst1999]

I'd just stare at him with a raised eyebrow. Then he can bathe in his humiliation.

[marshalleck]

Why kill him? Dead people don't know consequences.

He should be forced to watch as Palaven is devastated and his people have to flee to their moon.

[Danwalker93]

Council projectiles? launch the council at the reapers?
Turian : Ah yes "reap-"
Shep: FIRE!
turian goes flying into the side of a reaper, lets see him deny it now

[ADelusiveMan]

Anyway, my revenge - make him watch Brokeback Mountain with his balls or whatever nailed to table covered in ice.

[Bogsnot1]

Here's what I want to do.
From this thread.

[Thargorichiban]

Turian Councilor: Shepard, the Geth have gone too far!

Shepard: Now, now, don't apolo- wait, what?

Turian Councilor: Their dreadnaughts are attacking everywhere! They must have been planning this for ages!

Shepard: They're Reapers! They constantly talk about it as they destroy things! *opens window*

Reapers: -are the vanguards of your destruction. We are the Reapers and we are the vanguards- *closes the window*

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, Reapers. Those claims have been dismissed."

Shepard: ... *facepalms* Yes, whatever. I'll stop the "Geth." Now I'll save your species despite yourself...

[ADelusiveMan]

Thargorichiban wrote...

Turian Councilor: Shepard, the Geth have gone too far!

Shepard: Now, now, don't apolo- wait, what?

Turian Councilor: Their dreadnaughts are attacking everywhere! They must have been planning this for ages!

Shepard: They're Reapers! They constantly talk about it as they destroy things! *opens window*

Reapers: -are the vanguards of your destruction. We are the Reapers and we are the vanguards- *closes the window*

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, Reapers. Those claims have been dismissed."

Shepard: ... *facepalms* Yes, whatever. I'll stop the "Geth." Now I'll save your species despite yourself...

You are my new best friend.

[Dead Shizno]

couple of quotes from a youtube video i found that made me laugh

Turian Council: Shepard! Help us from the reapers!!

Shepard: Ah, yes. Reapers. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly killing you right now. I have dismissed that claim.


and

Harbinger: So you'll do nothing about this? Sovereign is dead, as are the Collectors. Why won't you address this problem?

Reaper Council: Ah, yes, "Shepard." The immortal organic allegedly lurking in Council space. We have dismissed those claims.

Harbinger: Goddamnit.

MEANWHILE, IN COUNCIL SPACE

Shepard: Whoa. I just got a chill.

Turian Councilor: I suppose it was the doing of the "Reapers"?

Shepard: F*** you.

[theelementslayer]

I already punished him, he is dead. Now Udina, hmm Id like to punch him.

[King Gigglez]

I'd be using the three-way rule with the Turian Councilor and the Asari Councilor, but that's just me... Turian Councilor is just to epic to kill.

[Sheepie Crusher]

 I found this in the motivationals thread, credit for CyanidPontifex

[Robhuzz]

No real punishment for the council from my shepard. I'll tell them the reapers were real and they'll have to face the concequences for their irresponsible dismissive claims (Pun towards turian council member not intended). If anything, I'll have Shepard tell them he'll find a way to stop the reapers, but the council is on their own.

Shepard: "Get yourselves killed, indoctrinated, turned into husks, I don't care. You're on your own. Goodbye"
*End of transmission*

[Antivenger]

The Citadel is lost. Most like it is a priority target for the Reapers, Earth can still be saved but anyone on the Citadel...

May whoever created the Reapers have mercy on their souls.

[Robhuzz]

^But not really for they don't deserve it...

[Dexi]

marshalleck wrote...

Why kill him? Dead people don't know consequences.

He should be forced to watch as Palaven is devastated and his people have to flee to their moon.

[LeVaughnX]

Robhuzz wrote...

No real punishment for the council from my shepard. I'll tell them the reapers were real and they'll have to face the concequences for their irresponsible dismissive claims (Pun towards turian council member not intended). If anything, I'll have Shepard tell them he'll find a way to stop the reapers, but the council is on their own.

Shepard: "Get yourselves killed, indoctrinated, turned into husks, I don't care. You're on your own. Goodbye"
*End of transmission*

***Paragon Reaction***

*Shepard just watched the Turian home world get destroyed as the Turians fled to their moon. The Asari and Salarian are fearful; so Shepard makes a galactic announcement - or tries to anyway. Also - the council just evacuated the Citidel and is running for their lives in fear.*

Shepard: ""These are the Reapers; machines from the past, come to destroy our future. I know each and every single being within the vast array of species in our galaxy feels the same; afraid. My name is Commander Shepard; I've been fighting this threat for more than two years now, and I will not stop. Even though your leaders abandoned you; as have mine at one time, I will fight for you. If our leaders believe that self-importance is greater than the safty of their own people; then I will give you new hope. Without the council to lead you I'm sure you are in disaray; but now is not the time to run or hide, we must fight! We can win this war; but only if we stand together united under one conglomerate (sp). We can push the Reapers back into Dark Space forever; and send their makers a message! This Galaxy is no longer theirs! We cannot fail! We will not fail!""

Then I would have my Shepard, Tali, and Garrus take the "Paragon action" of Mooning the council as they fly away.

[jamesp81]

Something like this:

****The Normandy arrives in orbit of Palaven. Shepard and Valern are looking out the cockpit window to the sight of a Reaper force landing on Palaven****

Shepard: Hey, look at that Councilor. (airquotes)Reapers(/airquotes)
Valern: Dammit.

[jamesp81]

Thargorichiban wrote...

Turian Councilor: Shepard, the Geth have gone too far!

Shepard: Now, now, don't apolo- wait, what?

Turian Councilor: Their dreadnaughts are attacking everywhere! They must have been planning this for ages!

Shepard: They're Reapers! They constantly talk about it as they destroy things! *opens window*

Reapers: -are the vanguards of your destruction. We are the Reapers and we are the vanguards- *closes the window*

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, Reapers. Those claims have been dismissed."

Shepard: ... *facepalms* Yes, whatever. I'll stop the "Geth." Now I'll save your species despite yourself...

You win the thread.