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[bluebullets]

Favourite (memberable) quotes in DA:2

"Opinions are like testicles..  Kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you got.” "  - Varric

"You're a mage, you must know something about... weird sh*t.."  - varric

Varric: impersonation "Ohh, but the hanged man is so dirtyyy" , feneris: "...It is dirty"

"Swooping is bad" - Allistair - that brought back memories


I had some more, but i forget them


I liked feneris and varric's banter

Modifié par bluebullets, 11 juin 2011 - 01:43 .

[LT123]

Fun!

*ENDGAME SPOILERS in this post*


Anders: Be a real pet! Ignore me until you want something and then sit on my head!

Anders: We were already doomed. A quick death now or a slow one later - I'd rather die fighting.

Hawke: If they're not dead, watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets.

Hawke: Let's see. do I respond well to threats? I don't think I do.

NPC: How about 'The smart-mouthed Fereldan gets slapped across the face'?

Alistair: No she doesn't. Just because she killed an Archdemon...she doesn't scare me.

Varric: There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.

Fenris: I run from room to room, choreographing routines.

Cullen: Enough! This is not what the Order stands for. Knight-Commander, step down. I relieve you of your command!

Tamlen: Curiosity...is a dangerous thing, Merrill. It will never let you rest. Never.

Marethari: I happened.

Hawke: You took a terrible risk, and you don't get to choose who suffers because of it.

Flemeth: I am a fly in the ointment. I am a whisper in the shadows. I am also an old, old woman. More than that you need not know.

Zevran: I'm sure you wish to loot the camp, yes? Talk to me when you are done.

Modifié par LT123, 11 juin 2011 - 04:01 .

[Arquen]

These .... http://xbox360.ign.c...1158662p2.html

Modifié par Arquen, 11 juin 2011 - 04:11 .

[Torax]

 Here is the best. Granted I've never played a way to proc it. Tempted to try though. Epic indeed.

youtu.be/dPIITJC1TR4

[Torax]

btw a few good sarcastic hawke comments.

"You should pay someone else. Like me, I like being paid."

"Don't worry killing people and saving people is what I'm good at."

"At least it can't get any worse. Not today, anyway. It's pretty late."

"I was wondering when you were going to come back to bite me in the ass."

lastly

"So I shouldn't slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?"

[Triceratops]

"Gamlen can't say 'Good morning.' without lying twice."

"I think that statue is a statement on modern life. Possibly the statement is...well, ****." (something like that)

You watch Wilmond turn into an abomination and summon about 20 demons and Hawke says "Do you think he was possessed?"

"Well, it can be a lot to take in I know."

Isabela: "And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...?"
Aveline: "Shut up, ****."

[Torax]

Between Sarcastic Hawke. Varric and Isabela? The random comments are just epic. My favorite party along with Merrill.

The first entrance into the brothel

Merrill "Oh it's so lovely."

Isabela "Oh Merrill.."

[LT123]

Torax wrote...

*snip*
The first entrance into the brothel

Merrill "Oh it's so lovely."

Isabela "Oh Merrill.."

Anders: If someone here tries to hire me again, I'm leaving.

Hawke: Ah, the brothel. Now my day is complete.

[bluebullets]

Torax wrote...

 Here is the best. Granted I've never played a way to proc it. Tempted to try though. Epic indeed.

youtu.be/dPIITJC1TR4

I just laughed my ass off.
It is so true.

[Archon-god]

Hawke: "...the Wounded Coast...I wonder if that's near the Injured Cliffs...or the Limping Hills...Massive Head Trauma Bay...just me?...Forget I said anything." XDDD

[SquooshySyn]

 In Varric’s Hunted companion quest.


Hawk walks into one of the rooms.

Hunted vase catapult at Hawk's head.

Fenris: “whatever’s here is angry”

me: Ya think captain broody elf?!  <_

[highcastle]

Anders: "A wizard did it."

Aveline: "It's okay. I can fix this. I need...I need three goats and a sheaf of wheat."

Isabela: "Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes!"

Varric: "Twenty silvers if he says 'It wasn't me! The one armed man did it."

Modifié par highcastle, 12 juin 2011 - 06:56 .

[BlueMew]

Hawke: Tthe Wounded Coast. I wonder if that's near the Injured Cliffs? The Limping Hills? Massive-Head-Trauma Bay? No? Just me?

Anders (to Dog) Be a real pet! Ignore me until you want something then sit on my head!

And, of course, my favourite Varric-Merrill exchange:
Varric: You have sanctioned frolicking areas?
Merrill: No, just not in the woods. The trees get jealous.
Varric: But you do frolic?
Merrill: Of course we do! We wouldn't be elves, otherwise.

[happy_daiz]

I love the quest-related quotes that hint at what is to come:

Elthina to Anders / Dissent
"Your soul is troubled, young man. I hope you found a balm for it here."
Was that a balm, or a bomb?

Hawke, before leaving Smetty's Fish Guttery / Gamlen's Greatest Treasure
"Let's bring an end to this charade."
Then we meet Charade Amell.

Grand Cleric Elthina to Hawke and Sebastian / Faith
"I'm the Grand Cleric, who would dare kill me."
Then Anders makes her go boom.

[LT123]

SquooshySyn wrote...

 In Varric’s Hunted companion quest.


Hawk walks into one of the rooms.

Hunted vase catapult at Hawk's head.

Fenris: “whatever’s here is angry”

me: Ya think captain broody elf?!  <_

I thought that was a nice touch. Anders' response is "Andraste's flaming knickers!" :happy:

[xJazz]

As old as i saw the replies were.. I couldn't resist-

Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.
Fenris: It is done. Leave it be.
Anders: Well, good. I always knew she had some sense.
Fenris: Do not make light of this. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Isabela: Oh, will you two get over yourselves? You're like two dogs around a **** in heat.
Fenris: We were talking about Hawke. Not you.

~

Isabela: So what's with that magical fisting thing you do?
Fenris: I'm... sorry?
Isabela: You know, when you stick your hand into people.
Fenris: Oh. That. Yes. It's a... talent.
Isabela: You could make so much coin with that.

[Ineffable Igor]

Isabela: You're like two dogs fighting over a **** in heat.
Fenris: We were talking about Hawke, not you.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

I'll show it with a picture:



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[berelinde]

Help me out, Skadi. I know I've seen that in game before, but I can't remember where.

[jamesp81]

Bethany: They're after our blood?  Why!?
Hawke: Crazy people like blood.  A lot.

Hawke: With a name like that, he's sure to go MUHAHA at some point, I'm sure of it.

Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving.

Hawke: Surely there's some room for the pretty people.

Aveline: Shut up, w***e.

Hawke: (after a fight) I am *not* cleaning this up.

Hawke: A lot of things can keep you awake, you know.  I wouldn't reach for the doom first.

Hawke: And hear we are at the brothel.  My day is complete.

Hawke:  I've got good news and bad news.  Good news, Keran is safe.  Bad news, about half your new recruits have been possessed by demons.

Hawke: Gamlen can't say "good morning" without lying twice.

Hawke: Because I always take the advice of tainted crazy people.

Modifié par jamesp81, 06 septembre 2011 - 02:33 .

[Siduri]

jamesp81 wrote...

Hawke: Because I always take the advice of tainted crazy people.

The best part is that if Hawke's in a relationship with Anders, Varric will say something along the lines of: "That does seem to be your type, yes."

I really liked the Hawke in Legacy, who was more likely to get involved in party banters. There are so many times I wished I could say something back to one of my companions. Like when you're traveling somewhere at night and Aveline goes, "I don't make my guards fight gangs in dark corners. But if you'd like to help..." -- I really wish Hawke could snap back something like "Oh, and here I thought that was, you know. Their job."

[Ryzaki]

Hawke: I'd like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just *one* week.

[jamesp81]

Another....

Just after the Sharp Little Pinpricks quest in Act 1

Woman: Nice job. If you want some more work to do, meet me at the Hanged Man. I'll have some toys for payment.

Hawke: I never meet anyone normal.

[Doretia]

Arishok: This elf was determined to lay blame at our feet.
Merril: But your feet didn't do anything wrong, did they?
--
Hawke: No more running unless we really have to.
--
Hawke (to Thrask, during Act of Mercy): What, you can't be nice?
--
Anders(in Finders Keepers): Yes, why don't we insult the people coming to help? That will work out wonderfully!
--
Hawke, after Jeven's outburst: Well, what a charming fellow.
--
Flemeth: It is when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.