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[xSTONEYx187x]

CrimsonNephilim wrote...

gosimmons wrote...

They'll certainly have some time to kill taking the long route out of Dark space.


Hey Harbinger, are we there yet?

No..

Are we there yet?

No..

Are we there yet?

No!

Hey Harbinger?

What?!

Can we stop to indoctrinate this Rachni planet?

Fine!!

HARBINGER!! He won't stop picking on me! ;.; He keeps saying I'm an incomplete Reaper. Make him stoooooop /cry

Harbinger: That's it! I'm turning this fleet around!

Brilliant. 

[OH-UP-THIS!]

I'm not going to read all 5 pages, for a synopsis, but you're actually serious about getting an answer?
OK, but I'll warn you ahead of time, because it is a spoiler after all...........................SLEEP!

[nitrog100]

They're in power save mode for the majority of the time. That raises the question, "Why do they exist?" Their existence involves destroying galactic civilization to further their existence. The Reaper that stays behind to open the relays must be the lucky one...I wonder if they draw lots.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Reaper 1: Reaper.
Reaper 2: Reaper.
Reaper 3: Reaper. Reaper.
Reaper 1: Reaper.
Reaper 2: Reaper.
Reaper 4: Reaper. Reaper. Reaper.
Reaper 1: Reaper.
Reaper 2: Reaper.
Reaper 3: Reaper.
Reaper 5: CUT THIS **** OUT GUYS.
*silence*
*Reaper 5 drifts away*
Reaper 1: *quitely* Reaper.
Reaper 2: Reaper...

Etc, etc, etc.

[Foryou]

Recharging their batteries I mean think about all the energy they have to share.

[Arrow70]

ME-ParaShep wrote...

Touch each other's Tra-La-Las

Sovereign is Wildly Inappropriate

[DarthSlim108]

Jam out to some Blue Oyster Cult.

[tmp7704]

Well, they're all old. So probably playing Bingo and reminiscencing how everything used to be so much better.

[CrimsonNephilim]

Stalk Garrus and try to figure out how he does his calibrations

[Ottemis]

"Anything you can do I can do better"
That's not true and you know it.
"It is so!"
Na-ahahh
"Ya-ahahh"
Na-ahahh
"Ya-ahahh"
Na-ahahh
"Ya-ahahh" ..

Modifié par Ottemis, 13 juin 2011 - 12:37 .

[CrimsonNephilim]

Make fun of Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib

[ObserverStatus]

maybe they just listen to nonstop nyan cat?

[Vanaer]

Watching the whole Azure Deep Blue series.

[Nashiktal]

If I had to guess... I would say they spend their time trying to remember how many eyes human's have.

[ObserverStatus]

^^^ nice

[CrimsonNephilim]

Throw rave parties

[Nimrodell]

Discussing whom Shepard will romance next and if Shepard will finally turn gay and who will cheer for it and who'll be offended - perfect substitute for what they call on Earth Mexican telenovela.

[Wheatax]

Hmm, downloading and looking at the latest Fornax magazine? :innocent:

[Kadzin]

Rake21 wrote...

greed89 wrote...

Calculate Pi

Which would explain the whole "wanting to kill everything ever" thing.

Indeed they seem especially butthurt about all living species.
I bet at some point, millions of years ago, some aliens launched a probe in space and made it's computer calculate Pi, the probe collected space debris and in a few decades achieved self awareness, build a fleet and came back to have revenge on their creators.
Thus keepers also calculate Pi all the time.