Garrus and Tali. They've had my back, since day one.
Which two squad members would you want to have your back in a real firefight?
Débuté par
Skirata129
, juin 13 2011 09:03
#101
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 06:21
#102
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 06:40
Well, if this were a real firefight the first problem is I would be in the squad. 
Now, I grew up in a hunting family so guns aren't the issue. It's the bullets flying at me that are and if the enemy are scions and husks ... Holy ****! I would be turned into a crying little freak the moment I saw a husk with flailing arms coming at me!
This of course would make me completely useless to my team. The fear and panic would probably also make me a danger with my firearm resulting in a teammate yanking it away from me... probably followed by a ****slap!
I know, this is making me sound sexy, but wait it gets better .....
The two would have to be really kick ass since they will be doing all the fighting and carrying me ... Remember, sexy me would be trying to hide behind my team mates while blubbering like an idiot and crying "mommy!".
Given how sexy and in control I would be on the field, I wouldn't take Liara, Ash or Miranda ... I wouldn't want them to see me that way ... or Jack, she would NEVER let me live that down. And she would forever call me her "crying p0ssy".
Sooooooooo
1) Wrex ... he is a tank and he doesn't really talk much so he probably wouldn't tell on me. He is also big enough that if I wrapped myself around his backside for protection, he could carry me around like a tree monkey with no problem.
2) Samara ... She is all about protecting the innocent (moi) and with me crying she would really see me as needing protection. Especially after a scion banged to the ground making me wet on myself ... What a cute baby I would seem to her (crying and wetting). I wonder if she would breast feed me out of confusion.
Back on the Normandy she also wouldn't tell on me ... too busy meditating.
So I would take two killing machines that would also keep their mouths shut.
Now, I grew up in a hunting family so guns aren't the issue. It's the bullets flying at me that are and if the enemy are scions and husks ... Holy ****! I would be turned into a crying little freak the moment I saw a husk with flailing arms coming at me!
This of course would make me completely useless to my team. The fear and panic would probably also make me a danger with my firearm resulting in a teammate yanking it away from me... probably followed by a ****slap!
I know, this is making me sound sexy, but wait it gets better .....
The two would have to be really kick ass since they will be doing all the fighting and carrying me ... Remember, sexy me would be trying to hide behind my team mates while blubbering like an idiot and crying "mommy!".
Given how sexy and in control I would be on the field, I wouldn't take Liara, Ash or Miranda ... I wouldn't want them to see me that way ... or Jack, she would NEVER let me live that down. And she would forever call me her "crying p0ssy".
Sooooooooo
1) Wrex ... he is a tank and he doesn't really talk much so he probably wouldn't tell on me. He is also big enough that if I wrapped myself around his backside for protection, he could carry me around like a tree monkey with no problem.
2) Samara ... She is all about protecting the innocent (moi) and with me crying she would really see me as needing protection. Especially after a scion banged to the ground making me wet on myself ... What a cute baby I would seem to her (crying and wetting). I wonder if she would breast feed me out of confusion.
Back on the Normandy she also wouldn't tell on me ... too busy meditating.
So I would take two killing machines that would also keep their mouths shut.
#103
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:19
ummmmmm Legion, in a "real" firefight I think he would be invulnerable to bullets, also he should be 100% accurate, and I would bring Tali with me to fix him if he took to much punishment, but I agree with the above post, I would be crying and not want to hurt anybody else.
#104
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:21
Ashley and Zaeed.
#105
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:39
Mordin. Knows how to improvise with the resources at his disposal and still get the job done. Black-OP training so can stand on his own in a fire-fight.
Wrex. His sheer brute force will balance out the semi-vulnerability of Mordin while also giving a tad of biotic help in case it's needed.
I'd only be useful in the fight until my shields were low. Then it's up to Wrex.
Wrex. His sheer brute force will balance out the semi-vulnerability of Mordin while also giving a tad of biotic help in case it's needed.
I'd only be useful in the fight until my shields were low. Then it's up to Wrex.
#106
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:41
Guest_makalathbonagin_*
Garrus and Kaidan
#107
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 08:07
Garrus and Grunt, without a doubt. I'd be hiding and crying like a child while they fought.
#108
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 08:22
eh, I think I'd do okay in a real firefight. I know I can take at least three other people on my own in paintball without getting hit, so same theory, right?
#109
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 09:09
Kaidan and Garrus
#110
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 10:31
Ashley and Miranda
#111
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 02:02
Jack and Garrus. No doubt.
Jack is the one of the most powerful biotics alive, so she's a necessity. Garrus is a great shot, and the one reason I choose him over Legion is due to his tactical prowess. You gotta have some tactics.
Jack is the one of the most powerful biotics alive, so she's a necessity. Garrus is a great shot, and the one reason I choose him over Legion is due to his tactical prowess. You gotta have some tactics.
Modifié par su66otnik, 14 juin 2011 - 06:15 .
#112
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 02:04
Jack and Samara
biotics ftw
biotics ftw
#113
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 02:06
Garrus and Zaeed for the simple reason that they are tough as hell.
#114
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 02:58
pick two from: Wrex, Garrus, Grunt, Zaeed.
First thought: two Krogans, cause they regenerate.
second thought: Grunt is not as intimidating as Zaeed or Garrus, so you can replace him.
Also, I considered Jacob, but that would be a little bit racist.
First thought: two Krogans, cause they regenerate.
second thought: Grunt is not as intimidating as Zaeed or Garrus, so you can replace him.
Also, I considered Jacob, but that would be a little bit racist.
#115
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:38
Jacob- loyal experienced soldier who has your back and survived many tough battles
Kasumi- for those locks and traps around us (stealth master)
Kasumi- for those locks and traps around us (stealth master)
#116
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 07:43
That's not as easy of a question as I would have thought.
Assuming that I was an "innocent" in a real-life [Earth of today] firefight I'd go with Samara for sure. She'd be honor bound to help me. Plus things like Pull, Throw, Reave would pwn during battle. Plus I would trust her implicitly.
Mordin might be another person I'd trust. If fire, cold, or electricity don't help then I'm in the wrong fight
For a real firefight in the ME universe I'd go with:
-- Wrex ... He wouldn't backstab an ally and is quite powerful
-- Samara ... The same
Assuming that I was an "innocent" in a real-life [Earth of today] firefight I'd go with Samara for sure. She'd be honor bound to help me. Plus things like Pull, Throw, Reave would pwn during battle. Plus I would trust her implicitly.
Mordin might be another person I'd trust. If fire, cold, or electricity don't help then I'm in the wrong fight
For a real firefight in the ME universe I'd go with:
-- Wrex ... He wouldn't backstab an ally and is quite powerful
-- Samara ... The same
#117
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 08:00
Wrex and Garrus, they is my home boys yo.
#118
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 08:04
Jack and Grunt!
#119
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 08:58
Liara Jacob and Garrus anyone of them
#120
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 09:34
Garrus and Legion, I like it when snipers are at my side. I wouldn't pick Zaeed, he seems to be the only that survives all his tales.
#121
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 09:55
Samra and wrex pwn, nuff said.
Modifié par Devil138, 14 juin 2011 - 09:55 .
#122
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 10:00
Garrus and Wrex/Grunt. The turian for precision, and the Krogan (depending on which game) for the destructive potential. With me hiding in a dark corner praying, because about the only thing I know about guns is which way to point it and pulling the trigger. (And then I'd realize I forgot the safety. XD)
#123
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 10:35
In a real fight? Grunt or Wrex and Thane.
Modifié par JL81, 14 juin 2011 - 10:36 .
#124
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 11:09
Garrus and Liara. Both are loyal friends and would have your back always.
#125
Guest_Legion of Grunt_*
Posté 14 juin 2011 - 11:25
Guest_Legion of Grunt_*
I'd probably have tali stand near me with a shotgun to deal with husks and other people who'd try flanking me.Meanwhile i'd be capping them up with my pistol and distracting them so Garrus could line up perfect headshots with his sniper.





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