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[rvayda141]

You have the best signature ever maro

[Melicamp]

There once was a naughty Asari,
Who went on a fun trip to Kahje,
She hung out with a Hanar,
Who lay down beside her,
And stuck a tentacle right up her... nosey. 

(I'm British, so I'm not certain the implied real rhyming ending is obvious to others. Sorry if not. And sorry anyway for being so crass...)

Modifié par Melicamp, 03 avril 2012 - 01:37 .

[MaroAlighieri]

rvayda141 wrote...

You have the best signature ever maro

Hahaha. Thanks. It was off the top of my head cause I felt weird not having one.

@Melicamp I laughed. A lot.

Modifié par MaroAlighieri, 03 avril 2012 - 01:41 .

[jlb524]

MaroAlighieri wrote...
The omnitool glowed orange and bright
Providing a bit of low light
My heart started to dance
I took off my pants
It was going to be a long night

This is just so perfect and epic.

Haiku

Singularity
The blue glowy ball of doom
Liara made that

[LetsGoToMyHouse]

Not sure if this has been posted, but here is a MaleShep version of the London Ruins picture!!

http://browse.devian... liara#/d4ts3un

[jlb524]

Okay, one more from the game and I'm done.

I love you Shepard
I love you too Liara
Show me ba-a-by!

[Kilshrek]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

How about a dirty limerick?

*ahem*

I'll try to keep it relatively clean. And again I say I'm terrible at these things.


There was a blue maiden,

Who wanted Shepard not Kaidan,

And peeled her out of her uniform,

Made her see unicorns,

With her tongue she was amazing.


I... kinda failed, but was that to your satisfaction, Maro?

[VarrenSoldier]

Here's my really bad limerick

There was a Asari Maiden
Who was sweet and pretty
I found her on Therum in a field
And then she popped my thermal clip!

[Brooks Mac]

"Shepard, nothings happening"
"What do you need me to do?"
A new strength awoke in him
Sourcing from a love so true.
He stumbled to his feet
And hit the buttons frantically.
For the future of a girl
He would never again get to see.

[MaroAlighieri]

Well, you all did better than jlb.

[Brooks Mac]

HE TRIED HIS BEST!!!

[Kilshrek]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Well, you all did better than jlb.

Not even a snicker for mine? I'm disappointed. lol... was it that bad?

[Andronic0s]

 I thought this was worth posting  (or reposting if it was already posted )



Credit to VelvetRue at DA 
http://velvetrue.dev...allery/26572579 

[MaroAlighieri]

Kilshrek wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Well, you all did better than jlb.

Not even a snicker for mine? I'm disappointed. lol... was it that bad?

Hahaha, no. It did make me laugh, especially the bit about unicorns. And Brooks' tugged at my heartstrings.

[Kilshrek]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Hahaha, no. It did make me laugh, especially the bit about unicorns. And Brooks' tugged at my heartstrings.

It sprang to mind, especially when people rag on the rainbows and unicorns ending.

I know, I turned away though, don't want to deal with sad stuff like that. No offence to you, Brooks.

Anyway, offski for tonight, don't get into too much trouble now, y'hear?

[moreeman06]

Tyranniac wrote...

 Am I the only one who just copy-pastes images to post them? Has worked fine for me so far...  

nope i do that to

hollow22_ wrote...
*snip*
@Sunnie, are you sure you'll want to play MP with my vanguard? since you hate those spamming ones who dies a lot and I don't know how to play exactly with vanguards?[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie][smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

It's ok Hollow I'll be there to revive you when ever we can sync timezones[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie].  as for the vanguard thing there's really no real playstyle it changes depending on you're group.  with Hollow and everyone it's normally a run and gun, into the fray playstyle, with others where i have to be considerate, or when I'm playing higher difficulties it's more of a stasis, a couple of quick shots, and maybe a charge or two to get to a downed teamate.

JadeDragonMTR wrote...

A couple of you mentioned that you'd post links to your new fanfics before the weekend. Did I miss the links? Sorry if you've posted them. They are buried in so many pages!

Lightspeaker, Marshall, Neeh, me and a few other's posted some, the links to mine are in my sig.  they're post ME3 with blue babies be warned.

Forsakentale wrote...

JadeDragonMTR wrote...

Just played through LotSB mission again, noticed that most items in Liara's kitchen in her apartment are very similar to Earth items. Wonder if Asari use similar glasses, and coffee makers.

Shush, Liara is learning about human cousine for Shepard's sake.

That and, from what the grub master on our ship during ME2 says, asari have badass cooking skills.

 

I thought we agreed that Liara couldn't cook?

Arcataye wrote...

TheMarshal wrote...

Link NSFW
(Linked 'cause... well... you'll see in the second-to-last panel.  NSFW)

So.. cute. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/blushing.png[/smilie] I never find the best ones, so thankyou for sharing!

 

That was very nice and as JLB said "hehe zero gravity"  also JLB i will be reading the comic

Chaosbrain wrote...

Woah! Missed 40 pages... [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/andy.png[/smilie] Well... Does anyone want to make a short summary? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

 

Lets see here, Omnitools, sex, omnitool sex, MP discussion, Asari commando units, fan fics, fan vids, what Liara likes to eat, dream retreat for you and Liara,  I think that cabin by a lake or stream in a mountain won.  oh and lots of love for our little blueberry

yesikareyes wrote...

Anyone here write male shepard/Liara fics?

 

I do i have two short oneshots featuring Liara/shep/and blue babies in my sig


Also finally caught up,  I have some fics to read now thanks to Lizard Viking, Tyrannic, and Sgt.Snookie

as for a little ditty about Liara, umm....

*cue bongos*

Brighter and bluer than the sky
Eyes of a fathomless depth 
Each beholding a twinkle brighter than the stars
my heart does a little stutter
Every time her golden voice utters.

That her love will always be mine


is that good enough for all of you:D

And now I'm off to read and comment on fanfics please don't run away with the thread again

Modifié par moreeman06, 03 avril 2012 - 02:29 .

[yesikareyes]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

LetsGoToMyHouse wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

yesikareyes wrote...

Anyone here write male shepard/Liara fics?

I'm in the process of writing one, might write another later today:

www.fanfiction.net/s/7956018/1/Here_at_the_End_of_All_Things

Very well done! I really enjoyed reading it! Looking forward to reading the rest!

Why thank you! 
I'm trying to finish the next part, but I keep procrastinating... 

I loved it, very nice and dramatic... man I wish you'd continue writing it 

[yesikareyes]

Logan Cloud wrote...

Anyone wanna point me towards some MaleShep/Liara fanfiction? I'd prefer short-stories, but anything you guys can show me would be appreciated.

I asked for this a while ago, there were great shares!

I just read SeargeantSnookie's... I liked it 

[Sunnie]

There was blue maiden, both fair and true, who loved a young human, red haired and beautiful.
She lost her lover at the hands of another, then had to fight so she could recover.
For two years she would mourn the loss of her love, only to have her return with a new dawn.
The blue maiden was torn for true love knows no bounds, the return of the lost one would worry her brow.
She wasn't quite sure if her red hair was real, but it after a kiss she was the real deal.
Their hearts again joyous with love and hope, would have one last night to make vow and elope.
Sadly the night would end too soon, for the reaper of all would soon turn all to goo.
One last stand to make things right, the red haired beauty would fall in the fight.
But the love that knew no bounds, would find the fair blue maiden digging her out.
The reapers defeated, the blue maiden repeated, her love for the red beauty who was not yet depleted.
And so goes the story of Liara and Sunnie, who saved the galaxy from reapers repeated.
They went on to wed and live without fear, for in their world their love for each other would persevere.

[jlb524]

Kilshrek wrote...


There was a blue maiden,

Who wanted Shepard not Kaidan,

And peeled her out of her uniform,

Made her see unicorns,

With her tongue she was amazing.


I... kinda failed, but was that to your satisfaction, Maro?

I liked it.

MaroAlighieri wrote...
Well, you all did better than jlb.

Mine was awesome so shush.

Sunnie22 wrote...
There was blue maiden, both fair and true, who loved a young human, red haired and beautiful.
She lost her lover at the hands of another, then had to fight so she could recover.
For two years she would mourn the loss of her love, only to have her return with a new dawn.
The blue maiden was torn for true love knows no bounds, the return of the lost one would worry her brow.
She wasn't quite sure if her red hair was real, but it after a kiss she was the real deal.
Their hearts again joyous with love and hope, would have one last night to make vow and elope.
Sadly the night would end too soon, for the reaper of all would soon turn all to goo.
One last stand to make things right, the red haired beauty would fall in the fight.
But the love that knew no bounds, would find the fair blue maiden digging her out.
The reapers defeated, the blue maiden repeated, her love for the red beauty who was not yet depleted. 
And so goes the story of Liara and Sunnie, who saved the galaxy from reapers repeated.
They went on to wed and live without fear, for in their world their love for each other would persevere.

*claps*

That's a winner. 

Modifié par jlb524, 03 avril 2012 - 02:44 .

[Yuqi]

Kilshrek wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

I have been playing italian version of ME..Always mshep run-throughs though..But its hard to resist those freckles..

I wonder if Jane and Liara's kid would have white dots all over the face, or something..

Liara has deep blue freckles, why wouldn't the kids have the same?

But... freckles...

I have no idea why i typed white..Okay so, do you think Jane and Liara's kids would have lots of blue freckles then?

TMA LIVE wrote...

Saeros78 wrote...

my contribution:

Why do I get the hint of something being cropped.

She looks too childlike in this and that is just wrong, on so many levels. 

TheMarshal wrote...

I recently went through the ME3 prompts.  The sheer, overwhelming volume of Garrus/FemShep prompts was ridiculous...

What is up with that? I mean I have a Garus romance savefie from me2, but I could never take it seriously.

But  I guess femshep is left behind when it comes to the LI department. (It's almost like Liara is supposed to be the cannon for fshep. ) If eel bad for The French speaking Liara..if that's the case.

VarrenSoldier wrote...

yesikareyes wrote...

Anyone here write male shepard/Liara fics?

Well there's Kadzin who writes "Blue Effect" on FF.Net.
And AndroLeonidas who writes "End of the Beginning" also on FF.Net.
And I'm also thinking of ideas.

Listen to varren..he speaks truth.. They are all excellent mshep/liara fics.

I was bothered by the scene in which Liara gets all angry and goes"They're dying by the millions..". .I just felt Shepard needed  the opertunity to call her out; on the fact Asari wern't the only ones facing extinction.

[Mr.House]

Sunnie22 wrote...

There was blue maiden, both fair and true, who loved a young human, red haired and beautiful.
She lost her lover at the hands of another, then had to fight so she could recover.
For two years she would mourn the loss of her love, only to have her return with a new dawn.
The blue maiden was torn for true love knows no bounds, the return of the lost one would worry her brow.
She wasn't quite sure if her red hair was real, but it after a kiss she was the real deal.
Their hearts again joyous with love and hope, would have one last night to make vow and elope.
Sadly the night would end too soon, for the reaper of all would soon turn all to goo.
One last stand to make things right, the red haired beauty would fall in the fight.
But the love that knew no bounds, would find the fair blue maiden digging her out.
The reapers defeated, the blue maiden repeated, her love for the red beauty who was not yet depleted.
And so goes the story of Liara and Sunnie, who saved the galaxy from reapers repeated.
They went on to wed and live without fear, for in their world their love for each other would persevere.

Whoops, top.

Modifié par Mr.House, 03 avril 2012 - 02:49 .

[TMA LIVE]

jlb524 wrote...

Anyway, are any of you going to read the Liara Homeworld comic? I'm curious about it so I will...does anyone know what time period it will cover?

I'm going to buy it. I think it's going to cover Liara's life growing up with her mother. From digging in the grass, to her wanting to research Protheans. Which will be cool. And how the asari were hiding the beacon.

Do know how you could include action in that though.

Modifié par TMA LIVE, 03 avril 2012 - 02:50 .