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[Akernis]

moreeman06 wrote...

Akernis wrote...

My pleasure, I think Moreeman might still have a few Cains in the depot, just keep them pointing in Doozer and Hollow's general direction if you hear a bashee wail and you should be fine

Yes.... yes i believe we have a few left..... *looks at inventory*  No....no.... you can't play with that.... *scared*  ok look kid i know you want to play and we will just.... just give that to me and we'll have tons of fun....

Let me handle her
Comere here sweety, now be a good girl and give uncle Moreeman that before your parents see you playing with it.
*tenderly lifts her up and hands the Cain to Moreeman*
Next time we have to remeber to lock the depot more securely, those little blue ones can get in practically every where, just ask Doozer as soon as she can speak coherently again after continuesly muttering about "little blue nightmares"

SergeantSnookie wrote...

moreeman06 wrote...
No the cake is a lie......  but boobs  *follows Snookie and Frudi to the women's group*  

Moreeman, no! 

*Lunges forward and pulls moreeman back.*

Akernis saved me from their trickery, but I fear frudi may already be dead. 

Thank goddess you were here to save him Snookie.

Dammit Moreeman, I like girls as much as the next guy and have tremendous respect for them, I also not only approve of socialising and fratanising with them but actively encourage it but by the goddess man don't try to go over to be one of them
*sees who Moreeman brought back with him* ... Never mind

SergeantSnookie wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...
@Snookie Your allies have fallen Snookie... we fight as one... you cannot resist!!! 

Casino Royale wrote...
Boobs, cake and booze on the other hand might just do it. 

And if Doozer shows up, they'll have all those things! We won't stand a chance! 

Snookie don't you dare go with the others and leave me as the only male that Liara appreciates... wait... hmm... now there is an idea. No! must resist temptation, Liara would not approve.

SergeantSnookie wrote...
EDIT: In other news, I changed my avatar a bit to give it more blue. Maybe a bit too much?

I quite like it

N7_Paragon2077 wrote...

Hey guys, put up the first chapter of my first fanfic ever. Was inspired by Akernis and a few others =P It's an alternate ending (of course) from Thessia onward, and a male Shepard /Liara romance (OF COURSE) xD Enjoy, I hope, and please comment/review/let me know what to do better!

Glad to be of asssitance, I will take a look at it when i have time

Modifié par Akernis, 12 septembre 2012 - 04:21 .

[Akernis]

lillitheris wrote...

Obsidian Gryphon wrote...

Have to confess I'm lost.    Mini-wargames?

It’s some kind of boobie-related psychosis, I think.

Short version: off-topic boys vs. girls fun.
Long version: Well Crimson was trying to size power of the thread along with the other women so frudi went undercover amongst the girls to gather intel, but he was discovered so we had to extract him from hostile territory before we lost him... it makes more sense in context...
http://tvtropes.org/...sSenseInContext

Modifié par Akernis, 12 septembre 2012 - 04:26 .

[Ravii]

In other words Akernis, this phenomenon is called Inboobienation. So creative xD

[Achaewa]

^
I followed it and it doesn't even make sense in context.
MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext

[Akernis]

Achaewa wrote...

^
I followed it and it doesn't even make sense in context.
MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext

Now that you say it

[Batlass8]

There... there are more guys than gals on this thread though, right? Most of the time? Ladies as the evil overlords just doesn't make sense numerically.... Am I the only one who's noticed this/thinks this?

[mumba]

Batlass8 wrote...
There... there are more guys than gals on this thread though, right? Most of the time? Ladies as the evil overlords just doesn't make sense numerically.... Am I the only one who's noticed this/thinks this?

I honestly don't think there are more guys than girls. Atleast those who speak aloud. 
Anyone feel like making a poll?

[Akernis]

Batlass8 wrote...
There... there are more guys than gals on this thread though, right? Most of the time?

I am not sure actually, I know that there are more Femshep players but since several males here also play as femshep (and I suppose vice versa) that does not really help much, 

Batlass8 wrote...
Ladies as the evil overlords just doesn't make sense numerically.... Am I the only one who's noticed this/thinks this?

True, I also prefer being an Evil Overlord, it is a hobby

But to bring us back on track. Blue

Modifié par Akernis, 12 septembre 2012 - 04:38 .

[Nyxia]

Mumba1511 wrote...
I honestly don't think there are more guys than girls. Atleast those who speak aloud. 
Anyone feel like making a poll?

I'm a dude.


... or was it a female? I can't remember which one I am on BSN.

[lillitheris]

Batlass8 wrote...

There... there are more guys than gals on this thread though, right? Most of the time? Ladies as the evil overlords just doesn't make sense numerically.... Am I the only one who's noticed this/thinks this?

One quoth oneself a page or two back:

selfsame

For all the talk about men being better at maths , you guys are doing a terrible job of counting troops in our two forces…

[Mavqt]

Batlass8 wrote...

There... there are more guys than gals on this thread though, right? Most of the time? Ladies as the evil overlords just doesn't make sense numerically.... Am I the only one who's noticed this/thinks this?

Snip

Firstly, nice gif.

Secondly, numbers means nothing, and you of all people should know that. You're Batlass, arse kicker extraordinaire. You beat up/kill hundreds of people on a daily basis.

[screwball8]

KOM_95 wrote...

I'm new here and dont think this has been posted. For all the FemShepxLiara lovers. By BrianKiller20 on Devianart

It looks like they are mugging that yahg. I wonder...where does it keep its wallet?



P.S. Glad to see all of you fellows made it out of the ladies' camp safe and sound. Brilliantly done! 

[moreeman06]

Akernis wrote...

moreeman06 wrote...

Akernis wrote...

My pleasure, I think Moreeman might still have a few Cains in the depot, just keep them pointing in Doozer and Hollow's general direction if you hear a bashee wail and you should be fine

Yes.... yes i believe we have a few left..... *looks at inventory*  No....no.... you can't play with that.... *scared*  ok look kid i know you want to play and we will just.... just give that to me and we'll have tons of fun....

Let me handle her
Comere here sweety, now be a good girl and give uncle Moreeman that before your parents see you playing with it.
*tenderly lifts her up and hands the Cain to Moreeman*
Next time we have to remeber to lock the depot more securely, those little blue ones can get in practically every where, just ask Doozer as soon as she can speak coherently again after continuesly muttering about "little blue nightmares"

SergeantSnookie wrote...

moreeman06 wrote...
No the cake is a lie......  but boobs  *follows Snookie and Frudi to the women's group*  

Moreeman, no! 

*Lunges forward and pulls moreeman back.*

Akernis saved me from their trickery, but I fear frudi may already be dead. 

Thank goddess you were here to save him Snookie.

Dammit Moreeman, I like girls as much as the next guy and have tremendous respect for them, I also not only approve of socialising and fratanising with them but actively encourage it but by the goddess man don't try to go over to be one of them
*sees who Moreeman brought back with him* ... Never mind

*snip*

What can i say i had to play to Lilitheris' stereotype  and plus they had cake.  plus i snagged Liara that counts for something.  *reads the rest of post* ok i guess we're on the same page then


and thanks for getting that cain away from her she was aiming for the bar... it would have been terrible

[Akernis]

moreeman06 wrote...
and thanks for getting that cain away from her, she was aiming for the bar... it would have been terrible

Indeed, Doozer only just seems to have recovered from last time

[cohina]

Akernis wrote...

Base to operative F: I got your transmission but I needed you out of the firing zone before comencing covering fire.

Cohina is he free? *listens in comm-link* very well:
 
Firing in 3... 2... 1... FIRE!

*covering fire launched*

[Pic snip & snip]

Frudi, target is hit, you are all clear but you need to get to Cohina a-sap.
 
Cohina, get him the hell out of there!

*waits and listens to comm-link* so he is clear? very well, return to base immediately. 
 

Akernis, this is Cohina, Frudi is aboard safe and sound. Got some vibration in the pedals but other than that we're good. So I guess the drinks are on Frudi then, huh? Returning to base, Cohina out. 

[Akernis]

^ Glad to hear

[lillitheris]

So, uh, is this what you consider a successful mission?

[moreeman06]

lillitheris wrote...

So, uh, is this what you consider a successful mission?

well i don't know about frudi but i was able to get Liara and german chocolate cake... plus there was that whole stopping a little blue baby from blowing up the bar

[lillitheris]

Good, good…maybe we can get you into the N0.5 program, we’ll see how it goes from there.

[DOsquareZER]

*throws on fake mustache from her spy kit*
*attempts to infiltrate the ranks and ''monitor'' the male militia force*

Modifié par doozer12, 12 septembre 2012 - 08:50 .

[Akernis]

^ falls out of chair laughing

lillitheris wrote...

Good, good…maybe we can get you into the N0.5 program, we’ll see how it goes from there.

I am not sure I want to know, but anyway this page is severely missing more blue.






As I randomly found was looking at my first post back at page 331 I just saw the signature of my old profile I used untill this new one:

"The current ending of ME3 is to fans what the Reapers are to Shepard: A barely conceivable nightmare the very pressence of which is the doom of mass effect and which must be overcome at any cost if any hope is to remain. And without which we can be with what matters most
In my case: Happy ending with Liara and the little blue children"

I think I must have been in a fit of fatalistic cynisism or at least severe gloom when I wrote this.
Man I am glad that not only did we get an if not exactly good than at least considerably better ending and that I am hanging around with you guys enough to really create my own happy headcanon for the ending

[moreeman06]

^What Akernis said. Doozer you sure do know how to make an entrance