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[Mavqt]

@Doozer

Ashley tried that aswell. She wasn't very successful.

http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

[Yuqi]

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....



by stripped stocking.

[mumba]

Yuqi wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....



by stripped stocking.

Why do I have a sudden craving for cookies? 

[moreeman06]

Mumba1511 wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....



by stripped stocking.

Why do I have a sudden craving for cookies? 

because they are delicious:happy:

[screwball8]

mavqt wrote...

@Doozer

Ashley tried that aswell. She wasn't very successful.

http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing

The pitchfork gave her away. 

[moreeman06]

Mumba1511 wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....



by stripped stocking.

Why do I have a sudden craving for cookies? 

because they are delicious:happy:

[mumba]

moreeman06 wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....

*Cookie strip*

by stripped stocking.

Why do I have a sudden craving for cookies? 

because they are delicious:happy:

Dammit I'm supposed to be dieting! 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Akernis wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...
@Snookie Your allies have fallen Snookie... we fight as one... you cannot resist!!! 

Casino Royale wrote...
Boobs, cake and booze on the other hand might just do it. 

And if Doozer shows up, they'll have all those things! We won't stand a chance! 

Snookie don't you dare go with the others and leave me as the only male that Liara appreciates... wait... hmm... now there is an idea. No! must resist temptation, Liara would not approve.

Don't worry, I'm holding off the boobdoctrination for now. The booze are making it a little more difficult though...

Akernis wrote....

SergeantSnookie wrote...
EDIT: In other news, I changed my avatar a bit to give it more blue. Maybe a bit too much?

I quite like it

Tak. I even gave it a lens flare in typical ME fashion. 

Also, excellent work pulling frudi out of there alive, Cohina and Akernis! Wish I could've joined in on the extraction operation. 

doozer12 wrote...

*throws on fake mustache from her spy kit*
*attempts to infiltrate the ranks and ''monitor'' the male militia force*

*snip*

Hmm...how are we supposed to counter this trickery?! How can I trust anybody?! What  if Akernis is actually doozer? What if frudi is actually doozer? What if I'm actually doozer? 

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 12 septembre 2012 - 10:28 .

[moreeman06]

SergeantSnookie wrote...
*snip*

doozer12 wrote...

*throws on fake mustache from her spy kit*
*attempts to infiltrate the ranks and ''monitor'' the male militia force*

*snip*

Hmm...how are we supposed to counter this trickery?! How can I trust anybody?! What  if Akernis is actually doozer? What if frudi is actually doozer? What if I'm actually doozer? 

well then Snook.... I mean Doozer pass around the booze.  Liara please share the cookies 

[Batlass8]

@SgtSnookie: Lol!!

@Mav: That picture continues to crack me up!

[Achaewa]

Damn i'm sad. I have the feeling that i can't contribute anyhting great to this thread. Even if it is the only place i visit
frequently on this forum.

Here is a sad Liara story, Ashes of Life. Trust me it'll tear you up.

Here is a sad Liara pic, with a contributing sad Liara story.


P.S. Can some of you give me something happy. I'll need some fuel to continue on my fic.

Modifié par Achaewa, 12 septembre 2012 - 10:52 .

[Kshep]

My goodness, I go to classes for a whole day and I return to small-scale warfare and the knowledge that my boobs apparently have the power to indoctrinate people.  The Society for Female World Domination never sent me that memo.  This place moves fast!

Yuqi wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

After reading what Han wrote, I feel like Iv'e been missing out some good times with Miranda and Jack.

I tried doing what han did, and Liara didn't say I love you first, so....



by stripped stocking.

Now I'm forming a headcanon where Liara loves human cookies more than any other dessert and Shep makes them for her on special occasions.  This headcanon also involves lots of couch-snuggling and I'm sure I just reached my daily limit of adorable from this thought. 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

moreeman06 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...
*snip*

doozer12 wrote...

*throws on fake mustache from her spy kit*
*attempts to infiltrate the ranks and ''monitor'' the male militia force*

*snip*

Hmm...how are we supposed to counter this trickery?! How can I trust anybody?! What  if Akernis is actually doozer? What if frudi is actually doozer? What if I'm actually doozer? 

well then Snook.... I mean Doozer pass around the booze.  Liara please share the cookies 

No! Then you'll be more susceptible to boobdoctrination! 

It's all...part of their plan!

[moreeman06]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

moreeman06 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...
*snip*

doozer12 wrote...

*throws on fake mustache from her spy kit*
*attempts to infiltrate the ranks and ''monitor'' the male militia force*

*snip*

Hmm...how are we supposed to counter this trickery?! How can I trust anybody?! What  if Akernis is actually doozer? What if frudi is actually doozer? What if I'm actually doozer? 

well then Snook.... I mean Doozer pass around the booze.  Liara please share the cookies 

No! Then you'll be more susceptible to boobdoctrination! 

It's all...part of their plan!

but the booze...  I mean last time i forayed into their domain i came out with Liara and cake now i need booze for my cake, and some cookies for Liara she loves those

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

moreeman06 wrote...

but the booze...  I mean last time i forayed into their domain i came out with Liara and cake now i need booze for my cake, and some cookies for Liara she loves those

Hmmm....when you put it that way....

*Pulls out barrels of aquavit, tequila, Everclear, and bourbon.*

Hold onto your liver(s)!

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 12 septembre 2012 - 11:20 .

[Mavqt]

All this talk of booze and cookies is making me want to go to the Mcvities factory, and get smashed.

[Salzella]

Oh hi, would just like to add a (very belated) +1 to the numbers of dudes-who-play-femshep-and-romance-liara-brigade. Blue and true! so here's a picture of liara and my femshep (kiera the paragon infiltrator) being adorable.

[moreeman06]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

moreeman06 wrote...

but the booze...  I mean last time i forayed into their domain i came out with Liara and cake now i need booze for my cake, and some cookies for Liara she loves those

Hmmm....when you put it that way....

*Pulls out barrels of aquavit, tequila, Everclear, and bourbon.*

Hold onto your liver(s)!

Sweet i hope you took those from PMCs store's but where are Liara's cookies......


and welcome salzella 

[Kshep]

@Salzella I always love seeing 'caps of that scene. It's nice seeing all those Shepard's alone and happy with Liara for just a little while before everything gets (even more) especially awful for everyone. Their moment next to eachother on the bed is so sweet.

Hmm, booze and cookies. I wonder if that Liara cocktail I saw here while lurking a while back would go well with chocolate chip...

[Zazzerka]

Boobs, cookies, booze and Liara.

This thread is the definition of fantastic, even if I get completely lost every five posts.


@Salzella
That whole 'one ship could get lost' scene was amazing. After that all I wanted to do was call up Joker and get him to set a course for the Space-Bahamas, except for the Reapers and all..

Those gosh-darn Reapers ruin everything.

Posting Shadow-Liara to try and motivate myself to play through ME2. There just simply isn't enough of her.

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 13 septembre 2012 - 02:00 .

[CrimsonN7]

While the escape of subject frudi from HQ is unfortunate we have nonetheless achieved a greater understanding of the power of boob-doctrination on the male psyche. As beautiful as they are powerful we must learn to harness these natural resources to maximum efficiency in times of warfare. The raw power these orbs possess when looked at directly can mesmerise and make others volunteer to do things they wouldn't normally do. At times the subject's resilience to our feminine wiles proved remarkable. Results varied from mild to excessive exposure as follows...

Mild for example side-boob we noticed the subject becoming confused, easily distracted, simple commands such as accounting for how many manly fleets they held in key sectors proved quite difficult, tiny bouts of uncontrollable giddiness was also noted.

We continued from there, we intensified the dosage and introduced the subject to brief and prolonged exposure to t-shirt boobage of wet or cold variety, subject's resilience was fading rapidly. Most notable was the apart loss of speech, rational thought, subject's nose began to bleed. The subject became more co-operative however when given cake.

Sadly as a result of a daring escape from HQ we were unable to test the final stage full frontal boobage, but from what we have learned thus far from our experiment we have a remarkable gift and one that can be wielded to gain control of this thread.

From the knowledge of this experiment, we have equipped our footsoldiers with boob-guns, seductive and deadly, resistance is futile!

Modifié par CrimsonN7, 13 septembre 2012 - 03:01 .

[Zazzerka]

@CrimsonN7
Even though weaponised boobs are a threat to all men, myself included, I have to commend your dedication to this field of research.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

*Snip*

*Boobies cannon snip*

Cannons mounted on boobies? We're doomed. We might as well give up now. 

...In that case, say, are you still accepting volunteers for your boobdoctrination tests? 

EDIT: Topless. 

 

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 13 septembre 2012 - 04:49 .