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[screwball8]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

...for example side-boob we noticed the subject becoming confused, easily distracted, simple commands such as accounting for how many manly fleets they held in key sectors proved quite difficult, tiny bouts of uncontrollable giddiness was also noted.

We continued from there, we intensified the dosage and introduced the subject to brief and prolonged exposure to t-shirt boobage of wet or cold variety, subject's resilience was fading rapidly. Most notable was the apart loss of speech, rational thought, subject's nose began to bleed. The subject became more co-operative however when given cake.

Sadly as a result of a daring escape from HQ we were unable to test the final stage full frontal boobage...

Judging from your findings, the effects of even short-term exposure to full frontal boobage would be indescribably catastrophic. I suspect total psychological breakdown. It's unfortunate that you will never know for sure... 




Edit: More of neehs' work, good call frudi. 

Modifié par screwball8, 13 septembre 2012 - 05:00 .

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

 Hmm...we're on the subject of neehs and boobies...might as well kill two birds with one stone right?

 

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 13 septembre 2012 - 05:07 .

[H4nniba11]

Thi war thing between males and females is starting to get interesting. Since I have yet to vow loyalty to either of sides I hereby declare myself a neutral faction. Both sides are free to buy my mercenary services. For start I can give to ladies new weapon blueprint and for males I have a prototype missile stashed here that probably sets most females go d'aaaaw, others start screaming and flee as fast as they can (as I said it is a never seen prototype, effect uncertain).
Some blue

[Dragon_Claw]

As an good infiltrator, I´ll be staying in the shadows. Monitoring this "gender war", see who´s gonna be the last man/woman standing, before I make my move with my trusted omni-blade...  

[moreeman06]

H4nniba11 wrote...

Thi war thing between males and females is starting to get interesting. Since I have yet to vow loyalty to either of sides I hereby declare myself a neutral faction. Both sides are free to buy my mercenary services. For start I can give to ladies new weapon blueprint and for males I have a prototype missile stashed here that probably sets most females go d'aaaaw, others start screaming and flee as fast as they can (as I said it is a never seen prototype, effect uncertain).
Some blue

Now you didn't happen to steal this weapon from the BBBBB storehouses did you.  That would be a travesty plus i'd have to reprimand our acquisitions officers for letting their eyes off of the little bundles of terror

[Zazzerka]

Could someone please give me a quick re-cap of what this fight is actually about?
I've tried to follow along, but all I've gathered is that it's some kind of battle of the sexes thing.
Amirite?

The Great Blue Civil War of 2012...
People will remember this.

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 13 septembre 2012 - 07:14 .

[Dragon_Claw]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

Could someone please give me a quick re-cap of what this fight is actually about?
I've tried to follow along, but all I've gathered is that it's some kind of battle of the sexes thing.
Amirite?

The Great Blue Civil War of 2012...
People will remember this.

Boobs & cake!

And I desire both!  

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

It's not a fight, GT, it's a revolution. Soon we will break free of the boobdoctrination, and this land shall be ours...and we shall call it...this land.

Viva la Liara thread!

[Zazzerka]

SergeantSnookie wrote...
It's not a fight, GT, it's a revolution. Soon we will break free of the boobdoctrination, and this land shall be ours...and we shall call it...this land.

I like it. Easy to remember.

Sharing with the females is out of the question?
I always look for the Paragon option, y'see.

[H4nniba11]

moreeman06 wrote...
Now you didn't happen to steal this weapon from the BBBBB storehouses did you.  That would be a travesty plus i'd have to reprimand our acquisitions officers for letting their eyes off of the little bundles of terror

Never before seen prototype. I've seen what you had stashed in that warehouse and this particular piece was not among them. 
@Dragon you should join me. Together we will sell our services on both sides and no matter what we survive.
@SergeantSnookie not so fast. As long as there is fighting there are ways to make profit out of it.

[Mavqt]

Gentlemen, there is only one wepaon that will win us this war it's the, *removes giant silk cloth* The Puppy and Kitten cannon. The ladies will be stunned for several minutes while they cuddle with, and pet these fluffy amimals. This weapon is only designed for distraction to allow our soldiers to get through to the emenies stronghold.

"But what about inboobination?" I hear you say.

Not to worry ol' chaps, I have invented a fitting for the standard helmets that will block the soldiers vision from neck down. However, he or she must stay looking forward, if not, the counter-measure will not work and you will fall the ladies superweapon, boobs.

That is all for this meeting. Good luck, gentlemen.

Modifié par mavqt, 13 septembre 2012 - 07:47 .

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Excellent work, Sergeant Mavqt! We shall distribute this technology to all of our troops. We may just win this war because of this breakthrough.

However, I now fear they may develop a countermeasure. How are we supposed to resist if they start shooting car parts, bacon, motorcycles, and other manly things our way?

Snookie out.

[Arcataye]

Achaewa wrote...
P.S. Can some of you give me something happy. I'll need some fuel to continue on my fic.

Continuing your theme of fanfics - Liara's Visit.
--

I have no idea why, but when I saw this, I thought of CrimsonN7.
--

Oh and go take the BSN survey by BioWare, give your opinions of this site, they're planning on some changes.

Modifié par Arcataye, 13 septembre 2012 - 08:05 .

[Zazzerka]

Damn it, there is still a chance for peace!
A male/female alliance is the best thing for this thread, and the galaxy!

Stand down!

Shouting is fun.

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 13 septembre 2012 - 08:04 .

[Mavqt]

@ Arcataye
I'm in stitches. That Gif, so amazing.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

^^We need Synthesis.

[Dragon_Claw]

Arcataye wrote...

Achaewa wrote...
P.S. Can some of you give me something happy. I'll need some fuel to continue on my fic.

Continuing your theme of fanfics - Liara's Visit.
--

I have no idea why, but when I saw this, I thought of CrimsonN7.
--

Oh and go take the BSN survey by BioWare, give your opinions of this site, they're planning on some changes.

Spontaneous carpet inspection!  

[Ravii]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

While the escape of subject frudi from HQ is unfortunate we have nonetheless achieved a greater understanding of the power of boob-doctrination on the male psyche. As beautiful as they are powerful we must learn to harness these natural resources to maximum efficiency in times of warfare. The raw power these orbs possess when looked at directly can mesmerise and make others volunteer to do things they wouldn't normally do. At times the subject's resilience to our feminine wiles proved remarkable. Results varied from mild to excessive exposure as follows...

Mild for example side-boob we noticed the subject becoming confused, easily distracted, simple commands such as accounting for how many manly fleets they held in key sectors proved quite difficult, tiny bouts of uncontrollable giddiness was also noted.

We continued from there, we intensified the dosage and introduced the subject to brief and prolonged exposure to t-shirt boobage of wet or cold variety, subject's resilience was fading rapidly. Most notable was the apart loss of speech, rational thought, subject's nose began to bleed. The subject became more co-operative however when given cake.

Sadly as a result of a daring escape from HQ we were unable to test the final stage full frontal boobage, but from what we have learned thus far from our experiment we have a remarkable gift and one that can be wielded to gain control of this thread.

From the knowledge of this experiment, we have equipped our footsoldiers with boob-guns, seductive and deadly, resistance is futile!

So funny Crimson.

@frudi I volunteer for the Special Task Force called Boob Corps. I have the required expertise and I dealt with the threat of boobs before. It's time to build our secret weapon to track em, find em and infiltrate em deep within the  enemys territory. I can fill you in in our briefing tonight. Sir, I hope we can aquire more soldiers, Sir.

Modifié par Ravii, 13 septembre 2012 - 09:04 .

[shepard1038]

I propose a peace treaty. We need to stand together, the trolls and Liara haters won't stop at this thread. They'll destroy every Liara thread in the galaxy if we don't find a way to stop them!

[H4nniba11]

mavqt wrote...
"But what about inboobination?" I hear you say.

Not to worry ol' chaps, I have invented a fitting for the standard helmets that will block the soldiers vision from neck down. However, he or she must stay looking forward, if not, the counter-measure will not work and you will fall the ladies superweapon, boobs.
That is all for this meeting. Good luck, gentlemen.

All they have to do is install 20cm high nigh invisible string around their stronghold and your soldiers will fall like dominoes. I don't think you thought this through.

[Mavqt]

We can't have peace if we still get inboobinated.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

shepard1038 wrote...

I propose a peace treaty. We need to stand together, the trolls and Liara haters won't stop at this thread. They'll destroy every Liara thread in the galaxy if we don't find a way to stop them!

Ah yes, 'Liara haters.' We have dismissed this claim.

[AustereLemur799]

You guys are just...

I'm keeping a safe distance at all times with my popcorn

[Mavqt]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Cease fire!