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[CrimsonN7]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I have to admit, despite shipping the two characters, those were my exact thoughts during this scene:

 
I mean, look where his hand is...

You can have her in a playthrough that I'm not romancing her, Space Batman. 

I'm sure he's too busy calibrating Tali in my playthroughs to sniff around Liara!:innocent: Smart lad.

[screwball8]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

screwball8 wrote...

*Snip*

For some reason, this picture always makes me chuckle. Garrus looks so oblivious to why Liara is angry. 

Yeah, women can be tough to understand sometimes. 

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

^Indeed. I feel for Garrus in that picture, sometimes you just have to clue out a little bit...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I have to admit, despite shipping the two characters, those were my exact thoughts during this scene:

*Snip* 
I mean, look where his hand is...

You can have her in a playthrough that I'm not romancing her, Space Batman. 

I'm sure he's too busy calibrating Tali in my playthroughs to sniff around Liara!:innocent: Smart lad.

True, but if he did, I think my Shepard would be glad the only person who could take his girl from him was Space Batman...

Well, after he gets really pissed off and runs to Palaven to try and date Solana Vakarian that is...

You know, just to get him mad. 

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 21 septembre 2012 - 10:15 .

[Mavqt]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I have to admit, despite shipping the two characters, those were my exact thoughts during this scene:

 
I mean, look where his hand is...

You can have her in a playthrough that I'm not romancing her, Space Batman. 

I'm sure he's too busy calibrating Tali in my playthroughs to sniff around Liara!:innocent: Smart lad.

My thoughts exactly.

[Yuqi]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

screwball8 wrote...

For some reason, this picture always makes me chuckle. Garrus looks so oblivious to why Liara is angry. 

I wish there'd been some snark about Shepard's driving in that scene.

And damn..this threadwent FTL while I was sleeping..

Re Predatory Femshep..

Yeah your English Femshep sounds creepy, even as a Paragon. No where near as bad as the French hoo..Imean femshep though.:innocent:


I like the subtle sarcasim in this scene.

[Ajosraa]

Akernis wrote...

^ nice one

Mumba1511 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

Insulting sports? Liara would be good at indoor hockey. Or volleyball.

Biotic volleyball would certainly be interesting...

Would all the asari be in bikinis? Cause that would make it more interesting. Would asari even wear bakinis?

Of course not, asari do not wear underwear of any kind, that is one of the few things we have established with absolute and unanimous certainty

Ok, I see this come up a few times and I'm going to have to be that one guy and say that I dont agree with this assessment that all asari don't wear underwear. Underwear is not just made for decoration.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Undergarment

I think they would have a similar range of uses for undergarments as humans.

[AustereLemur799]

You know what I haven't seen for ages? This:

http://desmond.image...png&res=landing
repost from long time ago. Just because.

[AustereLemur799]

Yeah, underwear is primarily for convenience (or inconvenience ).

The asari don't have the same cultural taboos we have about nudity. I mean some people see clothing as civilised. It's also practical.

I headcanon that asari have public bathing as a daily social activity like the Romans did, and so are completely comfortable with their bodies. I also like to think that their clothing would have been more like robes and cloth rather than high-tech sci-fi and sexy leather outfits we see asari on the Citadel wearing.

[CrimsonN7]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

True, but if he did, I think my Shepard would be glad the only person who could take his girl from him was Space Batman...

Well, after he gets really pissed off and runs to Palaven to try and date Solana Vakarian that is...

You know, just to get him mad. 

It's a pity we never came into contact with any Turian women in the game, I know what they look like from the comics but still it would have been nice to hear what they sound like, look like and so forth in game. Garrus' interesting tale about his former commrade peaked my interest also lol!

Here's some new BBBBB ammo.


by BrainKiller20

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

True, but if he did, I think my Shepard would be glad the only person who could take his girl from him was Space Batman...

Well, after he gets really pissed off and runs to Palaven to try and date Solana Vakarian that is...

You know, just to get him mad. 

It's a pity we never came into contact with any Turian women in the game, I know what they look like from the comics but still it would have been nice to hear what they sound like, look like and so forth in game. Garrus' interesting tale about his former commrade peaked my interest also lol!

Here's some new BBBBB ammo.

*Snip*
by BrainKiller20

I really don't like how the comics portrayed female turians though. This is how I've always headcanon'd their appearance:

 
Not sure who made this, but I really love it. 

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 21 septembre 2012 - 10:56 .

[screwball8]

CrimsonN7 wrote...
Here's some new BBBBB ammo.

*Snip*

Looks like Asari do sometimes wear underwear. Maybe that's like their version of a hospital gown?

[KOM_95]

[Mavqt]

Reguarding the underwear discussion.
Of cause they wear it, well not all the time of cause. Some people like going commando from time to time for the 'freedom' it offers. And, it also depends on the occasion they mite find themselves in.

[screwball8]

 Just to keep this OT train rollin'...

[CrimsonN7]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I really don't like how the comics portrayed female turians though. This is how I've always headcanon'd their appearance:

*cool fanart Turian woman pic* 
Not sure who made this, but I really love it. 

Something like that pic you posted Snookie would have been more interesting than what we got in the comics, you can see how the Turian men find the asari attractive similar headcrests and of course other assets.

Modifié par CrimsonN7, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:13 .

[Nicsienieda]

ass

[CrimsonN7]

Nicsienieda wrote...

ass

You talking out it again?

[screwball8]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Modifié par screwball8, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:24 .

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I really don't like how the comics portrayed female turians though. This is how I've always headcanon'd their appearance:

*cool fanart Turian woman pic* 
Not sure who made this, but I really love it. 

*Snip*

Something like that pic you posted Snookie would have been more interesting than what we got in the comics, you can see how the Turian men find the asari attractive similar headcrests and of course other assets.

It kind of ticks me off, because BioWare's excuse for no female turians was 'they didn't know how to make them look feminine.' when all that fan artist did was soften the features, give it a facelift and slap some graceful looking feathers on her, and boom, feminine looking turian.

The comic ones just look...weird IMO.

[mumba]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Nicsienieda wrote...

ass

You talking out it again?

Who doesn't like ass?

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Mumba1511 wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Nicsienieda wrote...

ass

You talking out it again?

Who doesn't like ass?

I hate donkeys. I got kicked by one when I was a kid.

[screwball8]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

I really don't like how the comics portrayed female turians though. This is how I've always headcanon'd their appearance:

*cool fanart Turian woman pic* 
Not sure who made this, but I really love it. 

*Snip*

Something like that pic you posted Snookie would have been more interesting than what we got in the comics, you can see how the Turian men find the asari attractive similar headcrests and of course other assets.

It kind of ticks me off, because BioWare's excuse for no female turians was 'they didn't know how to make them look feminine.' when all that fan artist did was soften the features, give it a facelift and slap some graceful looking feathers on her, and boom, feminine looking turian.

The comic ones just look...weird IMO.

That's a total cop-out. They didn't even have to make them look feminine. The female Salarians don't look feminine. That's the beauty of friggin' aliens. I think we are mostly smart enough to figure out someone is female based on context, whether they have boobs or not. 

[Zazzerka]

Mumba1511 wrote...
Asari girlfriend? Yes please. Once you go blue, nothing else will do.

Once you go asari, nothing else will.. tupari?
I think I've wrecked it.

When I went to bed last night we were talking about breasts, now we're talking about undies. Are we just slowly moving down her body? Knees tomorrow, then toes?

RE: Female counterparts. 
I think this is a good one of Thane's wife.

Y'know, the wife of the DYING MAN THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO REPLACE

Modifié par GT Zazzerka, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:29 .

[mumba]

GT Zazzerka wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...
Asari girlfriend? Yes please. Once you go blue, nothing else will do.

Once you go asari, nothing else will.. tupari?
I think I've wrecked it.

When I went to bed last night we were talking about breasts, now we're talking about undies. Are we just slowly moving down her body? Knees tommorow, then toes?

RE: Female counterparts. 
I think this is a good one of Thane's wife.

Y'know, the wife of the DYING MAN THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO REPLACE

Undies leads to a body part in the same region... you know... 

Speaking of undie regional areas...



Love this image. 

Modifié par Mumba1511, 21 septembre 2012 - 11:29 .

[Mavqt]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Mumba1511 wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Nicsienieda wrote...

ass

You talking out it again?

Who doesn't like ass?

I hate donkeys. I got kicked by one when I was a kid.

Face full of lego, and now kicked by a dockey. You've had it rough!