Think it's time for a nice "joint dialogue" of Liara and Ashley. They're friends after all

Sorry, it's slightly "Shepley", but comes with a apology. Hope you like it

Liara: Good morning Ash.
Ashley: Hey Liara. Coffee?
Liara: I hate coffee, and you know that.
Ashley: Hey, I love it. You should give it a try.
Liara: I tried, and I hated it. So I'll have a tea.
Ashley: No way to get you in my caffeine club - Shepard, Joker and Gardner are members too!
Liara: Tempting idea, but no. Ash, I'm sorry for what happened yesterday.
Ashley: Okay ... ?
Liara: The fight over John. You know, I like him - more than I should.
Ashley: Liara ... it's okay. I'm sorry too. Shouldn't lash out against you. We're all in the same team and if there's anyone deserving some lashing, then it's ... John?
Shepard: Hey you two. I checked Joker. He's not watching porn.
Ashley: Good to know.
Shepard: You're still not cleaning weapons, Ash. Thought you went to the armory?
Ashley: Was about to go when Liara showed up.
Shepard: I see. Guess things go better now?
Liara: Of course, John.
Shepard: Good thing I had a talk to you Ash.
Ashley: Skip, you know me ...
Shepard: That's why I talked to you. No more fighting.
Ashley: Understood.
Liara: I was never out for a fight.
Shepard: I know. Hope you two get along better now. We need to focus on the job.
Ashley: God, you're so awful when picking the paragon way, know that?
Liara: Shepard is just trying to keep the team together.
Ashley: Know that. He's just always taking the sappy route.
Liara: It works. Be nice to the people and they'll be nice to you.
Ashley: Jeez I'm surrounded by fortune cookie writers ...
Shepard: No bickering, you two.
Ashley/Liara: We don't!
Shepard: Good.
Ashley: *whispers* Liara, I think Mr. Niceguy needs someone pulling him down to the ground again.
Liara: *whispers* You're not planning another prank, hmm?
Ashley: *whispers* You know me. Are you with me or not?
Liara: *whispers* But what if John gets hurt - I'm not sure.
Ashley: *whispers* Just a little ...
Liara: *whispers* Okay. But this time we're doing things my way.
Ashley: *whispers* If you insist ...
Shepard: Why do I have a bad feeling about this day?!