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[MaroAlighieri]

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

[Ferbian]

Tyranniac wrote...

Well, already did a spellcheck in MS Word. So I think that'd be pretty pointless.

That baby pic never stops being adorable... 

Ah, well give the spell check extensions a try then, can always hope they'll work out for you.

Exactly, it have been lacking the numbers of posting over the past few pages, so I figured it needed to be reintroduced. It is cute, despite the fact that  Imay not necesarrily care tooo much for it, I still prefer Liara pictures. But gotta appeal to the masses, not oneself always.

[Kilshrek]

Entry 2 -..... took a bit of damaged.

Just one off the top of my head right now.

[Kilshrek]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

There's a button somewhere.... Shepard knows where it is. Press it and it falls apart. Necessary if armour ever gets hit by flammable agent, also very useful for other situations..

[jlb524]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

[Deventh]

Ferbian wrote...

Could be worse.

This reminds me of: Kasumi-Could be worse

[MaroAlighieri]

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Don't be cheap! I need to know. : |

[Ferbian]

Deventh wrote...

Ferbian wrote...

Could be worse.

This reminds me of: Kasumi-Could be worse

What the hell...

HAHA some of the recommended videos directed me to this awesome one.



And

[AlexMBrennan]

Chrome has built-in spell-check, as does Firefox. However, for reasons best known to the phpBB people it doesn't work WYSIWG standard form.

Safari does too, but it's not possible to enable spell-check without enabling auto-correction (http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/) which is fairly dumb (but hey, it's Apple iDiot iPad

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 25 mars 2012 - 08:58 .

[Kilshrek]

jlb524 wrote...

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

That's a dangerous line of thought...

[Neeh]

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Mind sex or not, It's just not the same without proper physical contact! You really DO want to feel that blue skin against you own ;o

Modifié par Neeh, 25 mars 2012 - 08:45 .

[Tyranniac]

Kilshrek wrote...

Entry 2 -..... took a bit of damaged.

Just one off the top of my head right now.

Took care of that and two others. Sorry. 

[MaroAlighieri]

Neeh wrote...

Mind sex or not, It's just not the same without proper physical contact! You really DO want to feel that blue skin against you own ;o

Neeh gets it. *high five*

Modifié par MaroAlighieri, 25 mars 2012 - 08:50 .

[Kilshrek]

Neeh wrote...

Mind sex or not, It's just not the same without proper physical contact! You really DO want to feel that blue skin against you own ;o

Imagine the texture of her skin...

[jlb524]

MaroAlighieri wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Don't be cheap! I need to know. : |

1)  Remove gloves.
2)  Remove boots
3)  Unbuckle crap on Jacket.  
4)  Remove jacket
5)  Remove underarmor breast plate thingy.
6)  Remove undershirt.
7)  Unbuckle pants belt.
8)  Remove pants
9)  Remove underwear


Notes:  1 - 4 can be in any order probably, except that 3 must proceed 4.  Skip step 9 if Liara does indeed go commando.

This process takes roughly 2-5 minutes depending on level of excitement.

[Neeh]

Kilshrek wrote...

Neeh wrote...

Mind sex or not, It's just not the same without proper physical contact! You really DO want to feel that blue skin against you own ;o

Imagine the texture of her skin...

I try not to. Would just drive me crazy .__.
Not like comming in here 15 times a day helps but..eh I need my fix!

[The Lightspeaker]

Kilshrek wrote...

As  a scientist, I approve of this.

You're a scientist as well? What do you study? Biology researcher doing a PhD here.

Ferbian wrote...

Can't really argue against it after all.
Miranda was the hottest in Mass Effect 2 until they updated Liara's
appearance, and then in Mass Effect 3 she got overhauled by Ashley
too.

Honestly I never thought Miranda was all that hot. Not all that keen on Ashley either.

Thought Kelly was the cutest in ME2 until they updated Liara personally.

Kilshrek wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok.
So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it?
How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

There's
a button somewhere.... Shepard knows where it is. Press it and it falls
apart. Necessary if armour ever gets hit by flammable agent, also very useful for other situations..

Some sort of quick release system I should think, yeah. Though maybe not a button. I'm thinking more along the lines of diving gear. I'm trained as a diver and one of the things about your gear is that you can strip the whole lot off very quickly. The gear I used to use could be released in just three pinch clips (two for shoulder straps and one belly) and a velcro strap for the BCD and my weight belt was just one pull on a strap to release.

So I would imagine the armour in ME has a similar setup. Pulling a few clasps causes the whole thing to pop open and release. Safety mechanism but also useful for...well...other things...

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok.
So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How
long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Theres still something to be said for more...ah...physical quickies.

Kilshrek wrote...

Neeh wrote...

Mind sex or
not, It's just not the same without proper physical contact! You really
DO want to feel that blue skin against you own ;o

Imagine the texture of her skin...

Every time I do I feel like I need to go and lie down to recover so...

Modifié par The Lightspeaker, 25 mars 2012 - 08:50 .

[Ferbian]

The Lightspeaker wrote...

Honestly I never thought Miranda was all that hot. Not all that keen on Ashley either.

Thought Kelly was the cutest in ME2 until they updated Liara personally.

I never saw anything in Kelly, not the slightest. But Miranda's body was awesome, that ass and all, and she still is a pretty girl no denying that. If I had to settle, I wouldn't complain the least, I might even beg to settle if I couldn't have the others anyway.

[BeDotWe]

Kilshrek wrote...

Ferbian wrote...

http://desmond.image....jpg&res=medium

I found this hilarious, and so true as well.

As  a scientist, I approve of this.

As an Engineering student I refrain from voting. I'm waiting for some Legion romance. 

[hollow22_]

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Don't be cheap! I need to know. : |

1)  Remove gloves.
2)  Remove boots
3)  Unbuckle crap on Jacket.  
4)  Remove jacket
5)  Remove underarmor breast plate thingy.
6)  Remove undershirt.
7)  Unbuckle pants belt.
8)  Remove pants
9)  Remove underwear


Notes:  1 - 4 can be in any order probably, except that 3 must proceed 4.  Skip step 9 if Liara does indeed go commando.

This process takes roughly 2-5 minutes depending on level of excitement.

OMG!!!!! you really needed to explain it at such level of details? lol I can't stop laughing, that was... awesome!! haha Liara approves everyone of your words :devil: while teasing you doing it with one of her sexiest moves:


I only think your theory has one mistake: what if Liara's wearing her Godly Chocolate Armor??:P
(aka: )

[MaroAlighieri]

jlb524 wrote...

1)  Remove gloves.
2)  Remove boots
3)  Unbuckle crap on Jacket.  
4)  Remove jacket
5)  Remove underarmor breast plate thingy.
6)  Remove undershirt.
7)  Unbuckle pants belt.
8)  Remove pants
9)  Remove underwear


Notes:  1 - 4 can be in any order probably, except that 3 must proceed 4.  Skip step 9 if Liara does indeed go commando.

This process takes roughly 2-5 minutes depending on level of excitement.

This is why you're my favorite.

[TheMarshal]

jlb524 wrote...

1)  Remove gloves.
2)  Remove boots
3)  Unbuckle crap on Jacket.  
4)  Remove jacket
5)  Remove underarmor breast plate thingy.
6)  Remove undershirt.
7)  Unbuckle pants belt.
8)  Remove pants
9)  Remove underwear


Notes:  1 - 4 can be in any order probably, except that 3 must proceed 4.  Skip step 9 if Liara does indeed go commando.

This process takes roughly 2-5 minutes depending on level of excitement.

2-5 minutes?  Challenge accepted!

[Deventh]

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

MaroAlighieri wrote...

Ok. So. I've been thinking. Liara's armor. How do you get her out of it? How long does it take? Does it make quickies inefficient?

When you can have mind sex, you don't have to remove armor and quickies are very efficient and discreet.

Don't be cheap! I need to know. : |

1)  Remove gloves.
2)  Remove boots
3)  Unbuckle crap on Jacket.  
4)  Remove jacket
5)  Remove underarmor breast plate thingy.
6)  Remove undershirt.
7)  Unbuckle pants belt.
8)  Remove pants
9)  Remove underwear


Notes:  1 - 4 can be in any order probably, except that 3 must proceed 4.  Skip step 9 if Liara does indeed go commando.

This process takes roughly 2-5 minutes depending on level of excitement.

2-5 minutes? She will be out in 60 seconds.  I will help her with that.

Modifié par Deventh, 25 mars 2012 - 09:04 .

[The Lightspeaker]

hollow22_ wrote...

I only think your theory has one mistake: what if Liara's wearing her Godly Chocolate Armor??:P
(aka: )

No worries, that one is designed to be so easy to remove you can even do it with your mouth.


...what?


Oooh...top of page again. Let me see...


Liara T'soni is watching you.

Modifié par The Lightspeaker, 25 mars 2012 - 09:05 .

[Andronic0s]

Ferbian wrote...

The Lightspeaker wrote...

Honestly I never thought Miranda was all that hot. Not all that keen on Ashley either.

Thought Kelly was the cutest in ME2 until they updated Liara personally.

I never saw anything in Kelly, not the slightest. But Miranda's body was awesome, that ass and all, and she still is a pretty girl no denying that. If I had to settle, I wouldn't complain the least, I might even beg to settle if I couldn't have the others anyway.

I never saw anything worthwile in Miranda exept for dat ass, but it takes more than body parts to entice my Shepard, Kelly although I didn't particuarily liked her model I thought it was insanely cute and is the one that came closest to make competition for Liara in ME2 (but not close enough!!)


But the best one is Samara, if you tried to romance her in 2 she has this awesome line in ME3 when you find her in the citadel at the end of her conversation that made me go straight back to Liara in the presidium , Samara will be the godmother of my Shep's blue children        

But enough talking! cute Liara incoming:

http://desmond.image....jpg&res=medium

Modifié par Andronic0s, 25 mars 2012 - 09:06 .