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[Siansonea]

Blacklash93 wrote...

 Credit for the picture goes to makalathbonagin

What do you guys think of this fix?

Still looks like a spokesman for Massengill to me. This dude just doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. He looks like a child. A child on steroids.

[Abispa]

It'd be funny as hell if Shepard went into battle with the wet spot on his/her uniform.

[bleetman]

Abispa wrote...

ME2
showed that as video games improve, characters can wear a remarkable numbler of layers of clothing during snuggle-bunnies. I'm waiting for the inevitable epic shag sequence with Ashley, Vega, Wrex, Garrus, Zaeed, and/or Shepard with full body armor.

On that note, old ones are still good ones.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/481

Modifié par bleetman, 05 juillet 2011 - 01:09 .

[Abispa]

bleetman wrote...

Abispa wrote...

ME2
showed that as video games improve, characters can wear a remarkable numbler of layers of clothing during snuggle-bunnies. I'm waiting for the inevitable epic shag sequence with Ashley, Vega, Wrex, Garrus, Zaeed, and/or Shepard with full body armor.

On that note, old ones are still good ones.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/481

Awesome.

Of course, I was REALLY impressed that Miranda was wearing a no-lines bra under her catsuit. Amazing future technology.

[shepskisaac]

Abispa wrote...

It'd be funny as hell if Shepard went into battle with the wet spot on his/her uniform.

If Vega keeps his visor during sex scenes he may have something wet on it too

Modifié par IsaacShep, 05 juillet 2011 - 01:11 .

[Spatchmo]

Abispa wrote...

lazuli wrote...

Vega looks better without the eye-piece. I'm really just hoping it's not in all of his costumes, or that it's set on a toggle.

Hahaha imagine if he wears it for the love scene, assuming there is one.

So, you're actually expecting people to take off their clothes in ME3? ME2 showed that as video games improve, characters can wear a remarkable numbler of layers of clothing during snuggle-bunnies. I'm waiting for the inevitable epic shag sequence with Ashley, Vega, Wrex, Garrus, Zaeed, and/or Shepard with full body armor.

I am actually hoping the "love scenes" are just 5 minute long cutscenes of people taking their guns and armor off, only to discover more guns and armor.

[lazuli]

Well, we have yet to have a character wear a helmet during the love scene.  Oh, hi, Tali.

At any rate, at least Garrus dropped the monocle for his love scene.  Oh, gawd, no he didn't.

Yeah, just, never mind.

[bleetman]

lazuli wrote...

At any rate, at least Garrus dropped the monocle for his love scene.  Oh, gawd, no he didn't.

It helps his aim. Why would he remove it?

[Abispa]

Spatchmo wrote...

I am actually hoping the "love scenes" are just 5 minute long cutscenes of people taking their guns and armor off, only to discover more guns and armor.

That was .

[Abispa]

bleetman wrote...

lazuli wrote...

At any rate, at least Garrus dropped the monocle for his love scene.  Oh, gawd, no he didn't.

It helps his aim. Why would he remove it?

Yeah, you gotta be careful with a swinging claw hammer.

[Siansonea]

Spatchmo wrote...

Abispa wrote...

lazuli wrote...

Vega looks better without the eye-piece. I'm really just hoping it's not in all of his costumes, or that it's set on a toggle.

Hahaha imagine if he wears it for the love scene, assuming there is one.

So, you're actually expecting people to take off their clothes in ME3? ME2 showed that as video games improve, characters can wear a remarkable numbler of layers of clothing during snuggle-bunnies. I'm waiting for the inevitable epic shag sequence with Ashley, Vega, Wrex, Garrus, Zaeed, and/or Shepard with full body armor.

I am actually hoping the "love scenes" are just 5 minute long cutscenes of people taking their guns and armor off, only to discover more guns and armor.

I lol'd.

[AngelicMachinery]

lazuli wrote...

Well, we have yet to have a character wear a helmet during the love scene.  Oh, hi, Tali.

At any rate, at least Garrus dropped the monocle for his love scene.  Oh, gawd, no he didn't.

Yeah, just, never mind.

I can't watch that scene without feeling incredibly awkward for all involved...  I have yet to make it through it.

[Abispa]

Hmm, maybe they could recreate that classic Jack love scene. Imagine Wrex crying as armor plated Shepard dry-humps him into submission. So beautiful and touching. I weep openly.

EDIT: Please tell me that some sick PC modder actually recreated this scene and posted it on YouTube.

Modifié par Abispa, 05 juillet 2011 - 01:20 .

[AngelicMachinery]

Abispa wrote...

Hmm, maybe they could recreate that classic Jack love scene. Imagine Wrex crying as armor plated Shepard dry-humps him into submission. So beautiful and touching. I weep openly.

I've never seen the jack love scene either...  though,  if it was Sheploo crying and Wrex humping I think we might get somewhere.

Modifié par AngelicMachinery, 05 juillet 2011 - 01:21 .

[shepskisaac]

I thought Jack sex scene was great personally. Best mo-capped making out and caressing out of them all. Very sensual. If all sex scenes were this good, I wouldn't mind 'clothes on' at all.

[Abispa]

IsaacShep wrote...

I thought Jack sex scene was great personally. Best mo-capped making out and caressing out of them all. Very sensual. If all sex scenes were this good, I wouldn't mind 'clothes on' at all.

I actually don't mind if they DON'T show the sex and fade to black, I just hate it when Bioware has sex scenes that TRY to push the envelope while they are obviously restricted. The scenes in DA2 and ME2 may seem tame, but the censored erotica of DA:O made me laugh out loud. I'm afraid the paragon Jack scene did as well.

[xassantex]

Siansonea II wrote...

Blacklash93 wrote...

 Credit for the picture goes to makalathbonagin

What do you guys think of this fix?

Still looks like a spokesman for Massengill to me. This dude just doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. He looks like a child. A child on steroids.

c'mon Sian .. ;p
i like him !!! a lot actually . I think Shepard could easily fall for him ... and probably Kaidan too - good boy meets bad boy .

[Quething]

xassantex wrote...

 Credit for the picture goes to makalathbonagin

c'mon Sian .. ;p
i like him !!! a lot actually . I think Shepard could easily fall for him ... and probably Kaidan too - good boy meets bad boy .

I'm just getting such an overwhelming vibe of "generic white cismale space marine" here that it's hard to get past. 
I mean we've already got Sheploo for that, does the franchise really need two? I mean, yeah, if he's a macho, very conventionally masculine bi guy that's actually (sadly) kind of convention-skewing and cool, even in this day and age, but that's still one more macho, very conventionally masculine guy in the sci-fi pantheon and I'm so tired of that I can't tell you.

Of course he could have a wildly complex and interesting personality, in which case I'll happily warm up to him. But this image taken in isolation? I'm not the target audience.

[ElitePinecone]

Quething wrote...
I'm just getting such an overwhelming vibe of "generic white cismale space marine" here that it's hard to get past. 
I mean we've already got Sheploo for that, does the franchise really need two? I mean, yeah, if he's a macho, very conventionally masculine bi guy that's actually (sadly) kind of convention-skewing and cool, even in this day and age, but that's still one more macho, very conventionally masculine guy in the sci-fi pantheon and I'm so tired of that I can't tell you.

Of course he could have a wildly complex and interesting personality, in which case I'll happily warm up to him. But this image taken in isolation? I'm not the target audience.

This is why I'm thinking he won't be a same-sex option, yeah.

A bisexual badass space marine would be atypical for the genre and would subvert a lot of the conventions, but frankly it's far *less* likely than him just being a vehicle for new (shooter-y) players to get accustomed to the game through something they're familiar with - bulked up, hypermasculine soldier. 

Of course, I've no doubt his writing and dialogue will be interesting - it's clear that he's meant to be a significant character - but it almost seems Bioware are overemphasising the 'badassness' of the character, from the description we have and even his physical appearance. Making a character like Vega, who almost exactly fits the archetype, available for s/s romance would be wonderfully innovative but also really odd. 

[Abispa]

I can see the James Vega support thread now: "The Baddest Ass That Ever Did Ass!"

[Roachbugg]

Abispa wrote...

I can see the James Vega support thread now: "The Baddest Ass That Ever Did Ass!"

That sound like the title of a vintage porno film.

[Ryzaki]

Abispa wrote...

I can see the James Vega support thread now: "The Baddest Ass That Ever Did Ass!"

 
LOL

My Shep needs a bag for that. 

[Siansonea]

Abispa wrote...

I can see the James Vega support thread now: "The Baddest Ass That Ever Did Ass!"

You guys are on a roll tonight, I have been lol'ing regularly.

[Jademoon121]

Quething wrote...

xassantex wrote...

 Credit for the picture goes to makalathbonagin
(clippy-de-clip)
c'mon Sian .. ;p
i like him !!! a lot actually . I think Shepard could easily fall for him ... and probably Kaidan too - good boy meets bad boy .

I'm just getting such an overwhelming vibe of "generic white cismale space marine" here that it's hard to get past. 
I mean we've already got Sheploo for that, does the franchise really need two? I mean, yeah, if he's a macho, very conventionally masculine bi guy that's actually (sadly) kind of convention-skewing and cool, even in this day and age, but that's still one more macho, very conventionally masculine guy in the sci-fi pantheon and I'm so tired of that I can't tell you.

Of course he could have a wildly complex and interesting personality, in which case I'll happily warm up to him. But this image taken in isolation? I'm not the target audience.

I certainly am. I don't play CoD or GoW just for the gameplay.
I know the Ubermesch space marine is a trope used far too many times(GoW, Warhammer 40K, Starcraft etc) but I like badass, and I'd like my badass Shep to hook up with another badass; but I agree that looks is only one thing. If he is just another Jacob, it'll be a major dissapointment. Plus, I'd like to see something that obliderates two pretty elves and a clingy mage.

[shepskisaac]

Ryzaki wrote...

Abispa wrote...

I can see the James Vega support thread now: "The Baddest Ass That Ever Did Ass!"

 
LOL

My Shep needs a bag for that. 

Easier to just turn Vega around and get to work