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[MACharlie1]

IsaacShep wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

I've just learned about a very interesting information that Hendel Mitra is gay and was in BAaT on Jump Zero

Yeah, but he's only ambiguously gay, like Prietor Gavorn.

Sorry, my mind has already formed the entire story how Hendel offered casual sex to Alenko and since Alenko's not into 'light' relationships he declined and that's why he answered "I'm not into that sort of thing. Not lightly anyway" when Shep asks if he was having fun with other kids.  

I've honestly wondered if Shepard meant masturbation or "fun with the other kids".  The physical part of the power phrase suggests the latter but the actual line suggests the former. 

Or maybe I'm just really dumb. 

[Siansonea]

Speaking of BAaT, I've always wondered, did Miranda get her training at Jump Zero? She's a year older than Kaidan, and at that time I believe BAaT was "the only game in town". So might she and Kaidan have known each other back in the day? And I'm sure she wasn't going by "Miranda Lawson" at that time, might her original name have been...RAHNA????

/tinfoilhat

[Dhiro]

It is possible that Miranda's father paid for a particular teacher. It didn't sounded like he wanted to be apart from his "Legacy". so training her at home makes sense, I guess?

[Quething]

Haha, I doubt Miranda's dad let her off the reservation to go train at a sketchy corporate enterprise where turians could break her arm. (Also, she doesn't look terribly Turkish, but admittedly that doesn't mean much.)

[jlb524]

Siansonea II wrote...

Speaking of BAaT, I've always wondered, did Miranda get her training at Jump Zero? She's a year older than Kaidan, and at that time I believe BAaT was "the only game in town". So might she and Kaidan have known each other back in the day? And I'm sure she wasn't going by "Miranda Lawson" at that time, might her original name have been...RAHNA????

/tinfoilhat

I doubt it...she would have had personal trainers hired by her father...possibly connected to Cerberus.

[ElitePinecone]

Siansonea II wrote...

Speaking of BAaT, I've always wondered, did Miranda get her training at Jump Zero? She's a year older than Kaidan, and at that time I believe BAaT was "the only game in town". So might she and Kaidan have known each other back in the day? And I'm sure she wasn't going by "Miranda Lawson" at that time, might her original name have been...RAHNA????

/tinfoilhat

Rahna was Turkish, though.

Miranda's whole backstory makes no sense, especially when she was "born" just two years after humans found eezo and six years before any humans knew about biotics, let alone other aliens. 

She was said to have been created in 2150 with extensive genetic engineering, giving her biotic abilities. 

The problem is that humans only found out about element zero in 2148 and no humans showed biotic potential untol 2156. 

It's completely unlilkely that her father even knew about biotics, no matter how well-connected he was. Then there's the small problem of how on earth one would acquire biotics by genetic engineering. If it's possible to just 'implant' biotics at birth, why wouldn't the Allance be mass producing biotic super soldiers? It was really sloppy writing that went against their own Mass Effect 1 timeline, and basically chucked the quasi-science out the window just so they could make a  cool character. 

[MACharlie1]

Not to mention that Miranda and Rahna have complete opposite perspectives.

Rahna loved everyone. And everyone loved Rahna and protected her.

Miranda...not so much. I can't see Miranda needing protection. If she was at Jump Zero, she top of the class and was probably Vrynnus best.

I was going to say she doesn't look Turkish but remember that she was also a tube-grown baby with genes from the hottest woman of all time - Yvonne Strahovski.

[Ryzaki]

It's possible her father could've added the biotics later.

By god imagine the pain that would've caused.

[Chun Hei]

Siansonea II wrote...

Shepard is a kinky freak. Shepard thinks EVERYTHING is hot. Shepard doesn't have a lot of barriers to the sexytimes, from what I could tell.

Shepard's motto is "If you tell me your name I must solve your problems and f*** you!" S/he is kind of like a horny Oprah with guns.

[Chun Hei]

Did any of you get an incest vibe from the Miranda story? I did not catch it but Abispa told me that he thought it was so obvious. "I was not the first daughter he made. I was the first he kept. He did not want a daughter. He wanted a legacy." Her father was making female clones of himself so he could could have his own children. That is creepy.

[Quething]

Chun Hei wrote...

Did any of you get an incest vibe from the Miranda story? I did not catch it but Abispa told me that he thought it was so obvious. "I was not the first daughter he made. I was the first he kept. He did not want a daughter. He wanted a legacy." Her father was making female clones of himself so he could could have his own children. That is creepy.

In which sense of the word "have"? Because don't forget she's sterile, so any attempt at breeding with her would require bypassing the genetic DRM he appears to have deliberately designed in.

[Chun Hei]

Quething wrote...

Chun Hei wrote...

Did any of you get an incest vibe from the Miranda story? I did not catch it but Abispa told me that he thought it was so obvious. "I was not the first daughter he made. I was the first he kept. He did not want a daughter. He wanted a legacy." Her father was making female clones of himself so he could could have his own children. That is creepy.

In which sense of the word "have"? Because don't forget she's sterile, so any attempt at breeding with her would require bypassing the genetic DRM he appears to have deliberately designed in.

She ran away because she was "imperfect" and her father would just replace her. It is just a theory and I do find myself thinking about it sometimes. Or maybe the father wanted to make sure that no one but him could get her pregnant.

EDIT: Added a theory I came up with just a second ago.

Modifié par Chun Hei, 26 juillet 2011 - 02:05 .

[Siansonea]

ElitePinecone wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Speaking of BAaT, I've always wondered, did Miranda get her training at Jump Zero? She's a year older than Kaidan, and at that time I believe BAaT was "the only game in town". So might she and Kaidan have known each other back in the day? And I'm sure she wasn't going by "Miranda Lawson" at that time, might her original name have been...RAHNA????

/tinfoilhat

Rahna was Turkish, though.

Miranda's whole backstory makes no sense, especially when she was "born" just two years after humans found eezo and six years before any humans knew about biotics, let alone other aliens. 

She was said to have been created in 2150 with extensive genetic engineering, giving her biotic abilities. 

The problem is that humans only found out about element zero in 2148 and no humans showed biotic potential untol 2156. 

It's completely unlilkely that her father even knew about biotics, no matter how well-connected he was. Then there's the small problem of how on earth one would acquire biotics by genetic engineering. If it's possible to just 'implant' biotics at birth, why wouldn't the Allance be mass producing biotic super soldiers? It was really sloppy writing that went against their own Mass Effect 1 timeline, and basically chucked the quasi-science out the window just so they could make a  cool character. 

This math always bothered me too. I guess humans had a pretty good handle on standard genetic engineering by the time Miranda was being artificially created in a lab. But the biotics...yeah, that had to be a 'retrofit'.

[Chun Hei]

@ Siansonea II & ElitePinecone -- Creative writers are notorious for taking as few math classes as possible.

One thing that you have pointed out is that Miranda is so much ME recon already that it should not be a big deal if she should be made a bi option in ME3.

Modifié par Chun Hei, 26 juillet 2011 - 02:47 .

[gamer_girl]

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

[Chun Hei]

gamer_girl wrote...

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

That would depend on how bad his brittle bone disease is and what kind of treatment he has. For gay sex he may be too brittle to "receive" but should be able to "give" when it comes to sodomy. Oral sex and masterbation are still options and is sitting by the fire heavy petting to Bette Middler music.

[Cuddlezarro]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

I've just learned about a very interesting information that Hendel Mitra is gay and was in BAaT on Jump Zero

Yeah, but he's only ambiguously gay, like Prietor Gavorn.

Quit hiding your gays, Mass Effect universe. It's the twenty-second century.

"ambiguously gay" as in they shove it down your throat quite a bit well khalee does


really im not joking they dont outright say hes gay but khalee certain says hes into men with quite a few of her comments

Modifié par Cuddlezarro, 26 juillet 2011 - 03:03 .

[Quething]

gamer_girl wrote...

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

People far more disabled than Joker (dude can actually walk around unaided, as of ME2) have fulfilling, happy sex lives, in the here and now without medigel or easy access to zero gravity. Physical disability itself is significantly less of an impediment to sex than the cultural attitude that surrounds it, and intimacy encompasses a far greater suite of behaviors than fast, forceful, spontaneous missionary thrusting.

Hell, to continue the disturbingly on-topic trend, there are gay men (able-bodied, even) who go their whole lives without having anal sex from either side, at any pace. There are many ways to have sex.

Modifié par Quething, 26 juillet 2011 - 03:11 .

[shepskisaac]

Cuddlezarro wrote...

"ambiguously gay" as in they shove it down your throat quite a bit well khalee does


really im not joking they dont outright say hes gay but khalee certain says hes into men with quite a few of her comments

Need to get this book now :innocent:

Modifié par IsaacShep, 26 juillet 2011 - 03:11 .

[gamer_girl]

Chun Hei wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

That would depend on how bad his brittle bone disease is and what kind of treatment he has. For gay sex he may be too brittle to "receive" but should be able to "give" when it comes to sodomy. Oral sex and masterbation are still options and is sitting by the fire heavy petting to Bette Middler music.

I kind of wonder if passion would have to be sacrificed because of it.

*Shep starts making out with Joker and a wail of pain is heard*
Shep:OH MY GOSH I'M SO SORRY!

Knowing Joker that could be one of two things:
1)He actually got hurt
2)Or he was making one of his jokes to break the tension

[Chun Hei]

I want my gay Shepard to shave Joker.

[shepskisaac]

I want my gay Shep to swan dive into Kaidan's furr ^^

[Siansonea]

gamer_girl wrote...

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

Just apply Mordin Solus Experimental Medical Plot Device/Cure.

[Chun Hei]

IsaacShep wrote...

I want my gay Shep to swan dive into Kaidan's furr ^^

I was thinking that that wonderful Kaidan picture of yours was lacking in body hair. Where is his fur? His backside?

[Siansonea]

Chun Hei wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

This is slightly on topic, but I wonder about the whole concept of the Joker romance. I mean really, how could you do anything with him without his bones being all rickety and fracturing?

That would depend on how bad his brittle bone disease is and what kind of treatment he has. For gay sex he may be too brittle to "receive" but should be able to "give" when it comes to sodomy. Oral sex and masterbation are still options and is sitting by the fire heavy petting to Bette Middler music.

Pssst...let's avoid the use of the word "sodomy". Let's just call it anal sex, if we have to be that explicit. And really, do we have to be that explicit?

Of course now I've Bette Midler music stuck in my head, what to do, what to do...