♂♂ • ♀♀ For The Love — The Same-Sex Romance Discussion Thread **may contain spoilers**
#7276
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 01:49
ME3 is out and we discover that Bioware has only given TWO s/s romances for each gender (not including Liara since, I don't know, she's blue or something), plus one "Easter egg" m/m romance to make up for Kelly in ME2.
What is the nightmare senario?
Zaeed, Thane, and Miranda would be "bad" since I'm not particularly fond of those characters, and Samara would be "bad" because I LOVE the fact that she turned Shepard down in ME2.
For me the nightmare "Easter egg" character would be Conrad Vernor, since I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would HAVE to, for some sick reason, see just what the hell would happen, and if he's on the pole I'll be scarred for life.
#7277
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:03
Abispa wrote...
For me the nightmare "Easter egg" character would be Conrad Vernor, since I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would HAVE to, for some sick reason, see just what the hell would happen, and if he's on the pole I'll be scarred for life.
I can see that happening in a Conrad romance haha. Only he'd want to be Shepard and Shepard would have to be the pole.
Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:04 .
#7278
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:05
#7279
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:08
I can just see it now...
"This one believes the other's hips appear to be quite supportive."
Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:14 .
#7280
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:10
gamer_girl wrote...
There could be worse romances though. A hanar romance would be hilarious.
Apparently that's the only way you'll ever learn his/her/its name. Do Hanar have gender?
#7281
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:11
Liara for f/f with BioWare explaining there already is a lesbian romanceAbispa wrote...
What is the nightmare senario?
Wrex & Liara for m/m with BioWare explaining Liara is m/m romance as well since Asari are monogendered
#7282
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:11
bleetman wrote...
If Conrad starts hitting on my Shepards, he's risking being shot in more places than his foot.
C'mon! He'll feed your fish.
:happy:
#7283
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:13
IsaacShep wrote...
Liara for f/f with BioWare explaining there already is a lesbian romanceAbispa wrote...
What is the nightmare senario?
Wrex & Liara for m/m with BioWare explaining Liara is m/m romance as well since Asari are monogendered
I know you'd be devestated if Kaidan isn't an option, but you have to admit that a flaming Wrex would be a WIN!
#7284
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:15
Abispa wrote...
gamer_girl wrote...
There could be worse romances though. A hanar romance would be hilarious.
I can just see it now...
"This one believes the other's hips appear to be quite supportive."
Apparently that's the only way you'll ever learn his/her/its name. Do Hanar have gender?
I honestly don't know. Hang on. How do you determine the gender of a jellyfish? It might be the same process.
#7285
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:16
Maybe he would be, but I rather be safe and take my gay Kaidan.Abispa wrote...
I know you'd be devestated if Kaidan isn't an option, but you have to admit that a flaming Wrex would be a WIN!
Modifié par IsaacShep, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:17 .
#7286
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:20
gamer_girl wrote...
Abispa wrote...
gamer_girl wrote...
There could be worse romances though. A hanar romance would be hilarious.
I can just see it now...
"This one believes the other's hips appear to be quite supportive."
Apparently that's the only way you'll ever learn his/her/its name. Do Hanar have gender?
I honestly don't know. Hang on. How do you determine the gender of a jellyfish? It might be the same process.
Let them wash ashore and poke them with a stick to see if eggs squirt out?
Modifié par Abispa, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:22 .
#7287
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:22
I mean, I have my same-sex romance preferences, yeah, but... if Bioware says, "You want gay sex, manShep? Well, it's Grunt of nothin'!" I will hit his six-week-old Krogan quad with the fury of a thousand rainbow suns.
#7288
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:24
KawaiiKatie wrote...
Is... is it weird that I have no "nightmare scenario"?
I mean, I have my same-sex romance preferences, yeah, but... if Bioware says, "You want gay sex, manShep? Well, it's Grunt of nothin'!" I will hit his six-week-old Krogan quad with the fury of a thousand rainbow suns.
But he's a quint and craps dark matter!
#7289
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:24
Modifié par IsaacShep, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:24 .
#7290
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:31
Abispa wrote...
bleetman wrote...
If Conrad starts hitting on my Shepards, he's risking being shot in more places than his foot.
C'mon! He'll feed your fish.
:happy:
I'll feed my fish with his amputated body parts.
#7291
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:34
Abispa wrote...
Okay, since I'll never be able to play "Legacy" until SOMEBODY else has played it into the ground for three weeks or so, I've decided to once again grace you with my presence.
ME3 is out and we discover that Bioware has only given TWO s/s romances for each gender (not including Liara since, I don't know, she's blue or something), plus one "Easter egg" m/m romance to make up for Kelly in ME2.
What is the nightmare senario?
Zaeed, Thane, and Miranda would be "bad" since I'm not particularly fond of those characters, and Samara would be "bad" because I LOVE the fact that she turned Shepard down in ME2.
For me the nightmare "Easter egg" character would be Conrad Vernor, since I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would HAVE to, for some sick reason, see just what the hell would happen, and if he's on the pole I'll be scarred for life.
Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.
#7292
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:48
#7293
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:48
AngelicMachinery wrote...
Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.
Did you use too many "N"s?
#7294
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:50
IsaacShep wrote...
Do we agree if Shep doesn't romance neither Kaidan nor Vega they should get together?
Two Alliance soldiers joined at the hip?
I refuse to clarify if that was a gawd-awful pun or not.
#7295
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:51
IsaacShep wrote...
I the only gay option turns out to be a Krogan, I'll be like "Seriously BW?". Sorry, for me it would be just blatant trolling
Especially if his love scene is the only one since ME1 to feature nudity.
#7296
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:52
AngelicMachinery wrote...
Abispa wrote...
Okay, since I'll never be able to play "Legacy" until SOMEBODY else has played it into the ground for three weeks or so, I've decided to once again grace you with my presence.
ME3 is out and we discover that Bioware has only given TWO s/s romances for each gender (not including Liara since, I don't know, she's blue or something), plus one "Easter egg" m/m romance to make up for Kelly in ME2.
What is the nightmare senario?
Zaeed, Thane, and Miranda would be "bad" since I'm not particularly fond of those characters, and Samara would be "bad" because I LOVE the fact that she turned Shepard down in ME2.
For me the nightmare "Easter egg" character would be Conrad Vernor, since I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would HAVE to, for some sick reason, see just what the hell would happen, and if he's on the pole I'll be scarred for life.
Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.
Mine too
#7297
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:53
Abispa wrote...
IsaacShep wrote...
I the only gay option turns out to be a Krogan, I'll be like "Seriously BW?". Sorry, for me it would be just blatant trolling
Especially if his love scene is the only one since ME1 to feature nudity.
Am I the only one who wonders what a krogan looks like naked? I have a very disgusting curiosity I know. XD
#7298
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:53
Even the way it sounds is just so hotAbispa wrote...
Two Alliance soldiers joined at the hip?

Ok, that would be rather epic trolling xDAbispa wrote...
Especially if his love scene is the only one since ME1 to feature nudity.
#7299
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:54
Ryzaki wrote...
AngelicMachinery wrote...
Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.
Mine too
Trilogy experience FTW.
Modifié par KawaiiKatie, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:54 .
#7300
Posté 29 juillet 2011 - 02:55
Rule 34...gamer_girl wrote...
Abispa wrote...
IsaacShep wrote...
I the only gay option turns out to be a Krogan, I'll be like "Seriously BW?". Sorry, for me it would be just blatant trolling
Especially if his love scene is the only one since ME1 to feature nudity.
Am I the only one who wonders what a krogan looks like naked? I have a very disgusting curiosity I know. XD





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