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[Abispa]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.

Mine too

Trilogy experience FTW.

To think I used to respect you people!

[gamer_girl]

MACharlie1 wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...


I the only gay option turns out to be a Krogan, I'll be like "Seriously BW?". Sorry, for me it would be just blatant trolling

Especially if his love scene is the only one since ME1 to feature nudity.

Am I the only one who wonders what a krogan looks like naked? I have a very disgusting curiosity I know. XD

Rule 34...

Rule 34 frightens me. If it's actually true, some of the things that are out there would be... disturbing.

[Abispa]

MACharlie1 wrote...

Rule 34...

I'm sure there is, but it can't be posted here unless it's gay. I may regret saying that...

[Ryzaki]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.

Mine too

Trilogy experience FTW.

Yes! It's the most epic trilogymance ever. First meetings, Conrad meeting Shep again, them running an orphanage together...

[gamer_girl]

Ok I just looked and very creepy fan art most definitely exists of naked krogans. I also found this while I was looking and it made me laugh.

Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 03:04 .

[Abispa]

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

[gamer_girl]

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 03:19 .

[Erani]

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

Safe search---->off (click)-->(wait)----->.................................

I regret!

[AngelicMachinery]

Abispa wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Conrad Verner would become my cannon romance.

Mine too

Trilogy experience FTW.

To think I used to respect you people!

Oh come on,  one has to see the boones of the relationship as well as the lulz. 

[MACharlie1]

Many moons ago I said that if Conrad is a romance option, he should be one of the few (besides Samara) who turns Shepard down after a "hot night".

Shepard: mmmmm...that was...unexpectedly...GREAT.

Conrad: Err...yeah. Really wasn't all that great. See you round, Shepard.

[Jimmy Fury]

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

...
[does]

Well that's just wrong.


Not morally wrong or anything, anatomically wrong. Not a single quad amongst these results. Unacceptable. This filth isn't nearly as disturbing as it should be.

Modifié par Jimmy Fury, 29 juillet 2011 - 04:22 .

[gamer_girl]

Jimmy Fury wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

...
[does]

Well that's just wrong.


Not morally wrong or anything, anatomically wrong. Not a single quad amongst these results. Unacceptable. This filth isn't nearly as disturbing as it should be.

Haha that's true. Don't krogans have 4 sets of testicles?

That's gonna bug me.

Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 04:31 .

[Abispa]

gamer_girl wrote...

Jimmy Fury wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

...
[does]

Well that's just wrong.


Not morally wrong or anything, anatomically wrong. Not a single quad amongst these results. Unacceptable. This filth isn't nearly as disturbing as it should be.

Haha that's true. Don't krogans have 4 sets of testicles?

That's gonna bug me.

Supposedly they have a back up of almost every organ. Is the penis an organ? If so, I imagine sex with a Krogan to be similar to a Phil Foglio "Xxxenophile" comic book story I read once.

[Abispa]

MACharlie1 wrote...

Many moons ago I said that if Conrad is a romance option, he should be one of the few (besides Samara) who turns Shepard down after a "hot night".

Shepard: mmmmm...that was...unexpectedly...GREAT.

Conrad: Err...yeah. Really wasn't all that great. See you round, Shepard.

Conrad, the green Asari, or the Biotic God.

[gamer_girl]

Abispa wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Jimmy Fury wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Abispa wrote...

@ gamer_girl -- Wrex always brings a tear to my eye.

...Wrex romance????

Also word of advice cause I forgot to say in my last post:
Don't search naked krogan with safe search off unless you're sufficiently prepared.

...
[does]

Well that's just wrong.


Not morally wrong or anything, anatomically wrong. Not a single quad amongst these results. Unacceptable. This filth isn't nearly as disturbing as it should be.

Haha that's true. Don't krogans have 4 sets of testicles?

That's gonna bug me.

Supposedly they have a back up of almost every organ. Is the penis an organ? If so, I imagine sex with a Krogan to be similar to a Phil Foglio "Xxxenophile" comic book story I read once.

Even skin is technically an organ, but it's obvious they have thicker skin. Some of the photos on google are totally a misrepresentation (actually all of them are). If they had doubles of every organ they'd be way more bulky than those pictures present.

Modifié par gamer_girl, 29 juillet 2011 - 04:39 .

[ArawnNox]

Abispa wrote...

MACharlie1 wrote...

Many moons ago I said that if Conrad is a romance option, he should be one of the few (besides Samara) who turns Shepard down after a "hot night".

Shepard: mmmmm...that was...unexpectedly...GREAT.

Conrad: Err...yeah. Really wasn't all that great. See you round, Shepard.

Conrad, the green Asari, or the Biotic God.

Well, in my playthrough, Conrad dies offscreen. Gotta love those news reports.
Wouldn't mind following up on that Shiala offer, though.

[gamer_girl]

Abispa wrote...

MACharlie1 wrote...

Many moons ago I said that if Conrad is a romance option, he should be one of the few (besides Samara) who turns Shepard down after a "hot night".

Shepard: mmmmm...that was...unexpectedly...GREAT.

Conrad: Err...yeah. Really wasn't all that great. See you round, Shepard.

Conrad, the green Asari, or the Biotic God.

The biotic god, just cause he needs a bit of a confidence boost.

[Abispa]

gamer_girl wrote...
The biotic god, just cause he needs a bit of a confidence boost.

Can't you just smell his greatness? Maybe he could be the Isabela option for ME3, availabe for a threesome with Shepard and his/her LI. Foursome if Joker is in the party.

[AngelicMachinery]

QBC wrote...

If people want same-sex romance for MaleShep, fine. BUT !!! I want a dialogue option or something to point out that MY Shepard is COMPLETELY straight. And I don't want Kaiden or Vega or any male in the game hitting on Shepard, it could ruin the whole roleplay for me. Because their legs would be broken in few seconds if they would try to suggest something to my Shepard.

No offence guys.

I support a toggle where shepard screams "NO ****** BRO!" everytime they enter a room.

[MACharlie1]

QBC wrote...

If people want same-sex romance for MaleShep, fine. BUT !!! I want a dialogue option or something to point out that MY Shepard is COMPLETELY straight. And I don't want Kaiden or Vega or any male in the game hitting on Shepard, it could ruin the whole roleplay for me. Because their legs would be broken in few seconds if they would try to suggest something to my Shepard.

No offence guys.

I don't understand this concept. I'm flattered when someone I'm not into hits on me (i.e. girls...). "Hm. Like what you see, eh? Too bad you no touchy. ;)"

And men are much more shallow when it comes to appearances then women (or at least I am) so you should be twice as flattered if a man thinks you are a "worthy speciman". 

[ArawnNox]

QBC wrote...

If people want same-sex romance for MaleShep, fine. BUT !!! I want a dialogue option or something to point out that MY Shepard is COMPLETELY straight. And I don't want Kaiden or Vega or any male in the game hitting on Shepard, it could ruin the whole roleplay for me. Because their legs would be broken in few seconds if they would try to suggest something to my Shepard.

No offence guys.

Oh look, another "I dont mind it, but KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!" post.

The all caps section make me have a hard time believing the first half.

Edit: I also enjoy how it's specified for MaleShep. Got to problems with FemShep sexing up a female character? Hypocrite.

Modifié par ArawnNox, 29 juillet 2011 - 09:30 .

[AmyMac]

QBC wrote...

If people want same-sex romance for MaleShep, fine. BUT !!! I want a dialogue option or something to point out that MY Shepard is COMPLETELY straight. And I don't want Kaiden or Vega or any male in the game hitting on Shepard, it could ruin the whole roleplay for me. Because their legs would be broken in few seconds if they would try to suggest something to my Shepard.

No offence guys.

Yeah, just like Kaidan hitting on my lesbian Shepard should have ruined the whole roleplay for me?

Grow up.