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[Jake71887]

InviolateNK wrote...

What happened to Ken Shepard?

He lost his head to my dog. 

[Siansonea]

InviolateNK wrote...

What happened to Ken Shepard?

Erm, well, maybe Ken Shepard's s/s LI could be G.I. Joker? 

[TheMarshal]

Siansonea II wrote...

I dunno, Jack doesn't seem to go for the "cheerleader" type, and Barbie Shepard kind of fits that archetype...

Just gonna...  leave this here...

The Convict & The Loyalist

[Jake71887]

TheMarshal wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

I dunno, Jack doesn't seem to go for the "cheerleader" type, and Barbie Shepard kind of fits that archetype...

Just gonna...  leave this here...

The Convict & The Loyalist

Fanfic!

Burn it, burn it with fire! 

[ScotGaymer]

It's actually not bad Jake lol.

[vorianxavier]

Siansonea II wrote...

I dunno, Jack doesn't seem to go for the "cheerleader" type, and Barbie Shepard kind of fits that archetype...

For those not convinced by fanfic, how about an audio edit? 

http://www.mediafire.com/?dmdmjl3txyj

Thanks, BobbyTheI!

Modifié par vorianxavier, 01 août 2011 - 08:20 .

[silentassassin264]

Siansonea II wrote...
I dunno, Jack doesn't seem to go for the "cheerleader" type, and Barbie Shepard kind of fits that archetype...

I think that was just because of Miranda's smug self righteousness while being a Cerberus...female dog.  If "Barbie" Shep joins Jack in a bunch of acts of vandalism, I don't think she would consider her a cheerleader type.

[Abispa]

Siansonea II wrote...

I would support a Joker romance just from the standpoint of giving the character more depth. Right now he's rather one-note to me. He had some nice moments in ME2, but too much of the snarky, sarcastic stuff was still in there. And let's face it, Joker was the reason Shepard "died" in the first place, it's kind of hard to to just overlook that, from either Shepard's or Joker's point of view, and neither of them say anything about it in ME2. That was a missed opportunity.

"No! I know I can save her!"

[Siansonea]

silentassassin264 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
I dunno, Jack doesn't seem to go for the "cheerleader" type, and Barbie Shepard kind of fits that archetype...

I think that was just because of Miranda's smug self righteousness while being a Cerberus...female dog.  If "Barbie" Shep joins Jack in a bunch of acts of vandalism, I don't think she would consider her a cheerleader type.

I don't think Barbie Shepard would allow anyone on the Barbie® Dream Normandy™ to indulge in acts of vandalism. Jack is going to have to clean up her act if she wants to be on Barbie Shepard's crew. The tattoos are fine, but she's going to need a new outfit (pink, preferably) and Long Hair That You Can Comb™. She doesn't even have to be blonde, though of course it helps. After that, maybe she'll be considered for s/s LI possibilities. 

[gamer_girl]

Why is Mass Effect now the universe of dolls?

[AngelicMachinery]

gamer_girl wrote...

Why is Mass Effect now the universe of dolls?

Because dolls are friggen awesome!

[silentassassin264]

Well how about hijacking military craft and painting them pink and going on joy rides? Barbie Shepard and Jack have to approve of that. That way Barbie Shepard gets to Think Pink and be still be awesome!

[gamer_girl]

Oh man I really hope the Normandy doesn't get a new paint job... I'd push Barbie Shepard out the airlock if she made it pink.

[Chun Hei]

Science fiction is FULL of dolls! Oops sorry. I meant "action figures."

[CrookedAsylum]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

gamer_girl wrote...

Why is Mass Effect now the universe of dolls?

Because dolls are friggen awesome!

I still get giddy when I walk through the doll section of Toys R Us. I'm twenty years old.

They're like... nerf guns. But pinker.

[CrookedAsylum]

InviolateNK wrote...
Don't just walk by! Buy them! Buy all the dolls you want 

I will. And I will buy them mini nerf guns, too.

[Siansonea]

Just make sure the dolls you buy are same-sex options for Shepard in ME3. *fails attempt to nudge thread back "on-topic"...

[Dhiro]

...I leave this thread for a couple of days and you guys are already making sacrificed for your Barbie God.

That's it, I'm taking it up with Liberace's ghost.

Modifié par Dhiro, 02 août 2011 - 12:47 .

[Abispa]

Siansonea II wrote...

Just make sure the dolls you buy are same-sex options for Shepard in ME3. *fails attempt to nudge thread back "on-topic"...

Anatomically correct plug and play dolls with s/s options. The you can REALLY call them "action figures."

Okay, I'm stopping now.

[Abispa]

Dhiro wrote...

...I leave this thread for a couple of days and you guys are already making sacrificed for your Barbie God.

That's it, I'm taking it up with Liberace's ghost.

That would be a cool name for Kaidan's ship. The one he commands AFTER revealing he's a s/s option, of course.

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