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[Ravensword]

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Between Miranda's dominatrix getup and Vega running around shirtless, the Normandy is starting to turn into some sort of pleasure cruise.

You are overlooking the army of anime fans who probably dream of seeing her in a Japanese school girl uniform.

Neither outfit is appropriate for an officer. Had Miranda been weaing a school uniform from the get-go, that would've been blatant fanservice.

Are you saying that it is impossible to respect a strong woman who wears a skirt that is incapable of covering up her underwear!? For equality's sake I'd suggest putting Kaidan or Vega in a similar kilt.

Oh, wait. You're not supposed to wear underwear with a kilt, are you?

Straw man.

[Abispa]

Ravensword wrote...

Straw man.

Just remember that it's not the size of straw that matters, just the proper application of suction...

No. Wait. That metaphor got away from me.

[silentassassin264]

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Straw man.

Just remember that it's not the size of straw that matters, just the proper application of suction...

No. Wait. That metaphor got away from me.

I think it did, but it was certainly exciting.

[Ravensword]

Slow your roll.

[seventh_sorrow]

silentassassin264 wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Straw man.

Just remember that it's not the size of straw that matters, just the proper application of suction...

No. Wait. That metaphor got away from me.

I think it did, but it was certainly exciting.

I think a better metaphor would be:

"It's not the size of the straw that counts, but the size of the http://www.youtube.c...KK8mAkiUI]Brain[/url]  "

[Chun Hei]

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Straw man.

Just remember that it's not the size of straw that matters, just the proper application of suction...

No. Wait. That metaphor got away from me.

Gay indoctrination.

[ElitePinecone]

Chun Hei wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Ravensword wrote...




Straw man.

Just remember that it's not the size of straw that matters, just the proper application of suction...




No. Wait. That metaphor got away from me.

Gay indoctrination.

Of course. It's mandatory in Bioware's games from now on, remember? With an unskippable four hour long galactic pride parade and day-one glitter grenade DLC.




Unless some people on these forums are being hyperbolic. Which they'd never be, surely?

[Quething]

Abispa wrote...

FoxHound109 wrote...

You know me so well. <3

VEGA BETTER RUN AROUND THE NORMANDY SHIRTLESS OR I'LL CUT SOMEONE! 

I know this is supposed to be a s/s thread, but I want to option to have Ashley running around the ship with nothing but Shepard's shirt on. That is a HOT look for LIs IRL, and I'm sure it'll work in a video game.

I can bring you back on topic by seconding the notion.  Though I don't know about running around the ship. Maybe just when she's off-duty in Shep's cabin. Also Shep wants to wear hers. (And stretch it out in the chest due to that ME2 boob job. Thanks a lot, Miranda. If anyone still needed proof that the Cerberus Cheerleader is bi, there you go.)

But yes, I agree, if we don't get to put Vega and Kaidan in stuff at least as ridiculous as Miranda and Ashley's catsuits or Samara's... whatever the hell Samara's wearing... I will be highly put out.

[Abispa]

@ Quething -- It's not quite the same thing as a woman wearing a MAN'S shirt, otherwise she'd just be wearing her shirt and going around with her ass hanging out. That CAN be cool, I admit, but it's not the same.

[Abispa]

Quething wrote...

But yes, I agree, if we don't get to put Vega and Kaidan in stuff at least as ridiculous as Miranda and Ashley's catsuits or Samara's... whatever the hell Samara's wearing... I will be highly put out.

[Gespenst]

Chun Hei wrote...

Gay indoctrination.

Strontium Aubergine.

What? It's no more random than what you just said.

ElitePinecone wrote...

Of course. It's mandatory in Bioware's games from now on, remember? With an unskippable four hour long galactic pride parade and day-one glitter grenade DLC.

...I wouldn't mind a glitter grenade DLC.

You could use it to mark targets so you could keep track of them in dark places.

[shepskisaac]

Abispa wrote...

Quething wrote...

But yes, I agree, if we don't get to put Vega and Kaidan in stuff at least as ridiculous as Miranda and Ashley's catsuits or Samara's... whatever the hell Samara's wearing... I will be highly put out.

Now that's how Christmas should feel like

[Gespenst]

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

[Abispa]

@ Gespenst -- Chun's post made sense in context. The context goes back hundreds of pages, though, so I can't blame you if you haven't read them all. She's no homophobe, if that's what you're thinking.

[ladyofpayne]

I love to romance Vega S|S. Hard male sexas!

[RogueState]

[quote]Abispa wrote...

[quote]Quething wrote...

But yes, I agree, if we don't get to put Vega and Kaidan in stuff at least as ridiculous as Miranda and Ashley's catsuits or Samara's... whatever the hell Samara's wearing... I will be highly put out.

[/quote]





I would pay an obscene amount of money for a DLC that would let me dress Vega and Kaidan like this!

Modifié par Lordy12, 23 novembre 2011 - 09:25 .

[Ravensword]

Quething wrote...
I can bring you back on topic by seconding the notion.  Though I don't know about running around the ship. Maybe just when she's off-duty in Shep's cabin. Also Shep wants to wear hers. (And stretch it out in the chest due to that ME2 boob job. Thanks a lot, Miranda. If anyone still needed proof that the Cerberus Cheerleader is bi, there you go.)

I like where this is going. Please continue.

Modifié par Ravensword, 23 novembre 2011 - 11:34 .

[silentassassin264]

Ravensword wrote...

Quething wrote...
I can bring you back on topic by seconding the notion.  Though I don't know about running around the ship. Maybe just when she's off-duty in Shep's cabin. Also Shep wants to wear hers. (And stretch it out in the chest due to that ME2 boob job. Thanks a lot, Miranda. If anyone still needed proof that the Cerberus Cheerleader is bi, there you go.)

I like where this is going. Please continue.

That written with your icon just made me fall out of my chair laughing.

[Abispa]

Yeah, that Kasumi picture makes all of Ravensword's comments seem lecherous.

Here's an example, though I'm not a big fan of her being in heels. It seems to clash with the casual sexiness of running around with just a shirt:

Modifié par Abispa, 24 novembre 2011 - 02:03 .

[Abispa]

ElitePinecone wrote...

Of course. It's mandatory in Bioware's games from now on, remember? With an unskippable four hour long galactic pride parade and day-one glitter grenade DLC.

Unless some people on these forums are being hyperbolic. Which they'd never be, surely?

Hyperbole is the backbone of BSN.

Special s/s DLC item celebration ideas to go along with the glitter grenade could be the Pink Mafia Slapjack for melee combat, the alternative lifestyle rocket launcher that will shoot a female if it has to but will automatically target males that come into range, and the visor of shattered immersion.

[Ravensword]

silentassassin264 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Quething wrote...
I can bring you back on topic by seconding the notion.  Though I don't know about running around the ship. Maybe just when she's off-duty in Shep's cabin. Also Shep wants to wear hers. (And stretch it out in the chest due to that ME2 boob job. Thanks a lot, Miranda. If anyone still needed proof that the Cerberus Cheerleader is bi, there you go.)

I like where this is going. Please continue.

That written with your icon just made me fall out of my chair laughing.

Indeed. I just wish Quething would continue w/ that arousing story. In fact, Chu Hei can tell a pretty good story. I remember a dozen pages back she mentioned something about Turian clawhammer vibrator, Mordin's magic sex gel, Tali and FemShep; the quadfecta of awesomeness.

Abispa wrote...

Yeah, that Kasumi picture makes all of Ravensword's comments seem lecherous.

Here's
an example, though I'm not a big fan of her being in heels. It seems to
clash with the casual sexiness of running around with just a shirt:

Bond. James Bond.

Anyways, tell Quething she may come in and continue her story. I will have nothing but the best. Make it so.

[slimgrin]

Abispa wrote...

ElitePinecone wrote...

Of course. It's mandatory in Bioware's games from now on, remember? With an unskippable four hour long galactic pride parade and day-one glitter grenade DLC.

Unless some people on these forums are being hyperbolic. Which they'd never be, surely?

Hyperbole is the backbone of BSN.

Ok. Then this thread is one gigantic group reach-around that refuses to accept any criticism whatsoever.

[Chun Hei]

Oh poor poor slimgrin. So hurt that he cannot convince others to agree with him. Blame your own poor arguments and blatant hypocrisy regarding realism for no one agreeing with you.

[shepskisaac]

slimgrin wrote...

Ok. Then this thread is one gigantic group reach-around that refuses to accept any criticism whatsoever.

And you refuse to admit the fact there's no realism when it comes availability of LIs in ME franchise thus there's no reason why sexual orientation should be treated differently from other realistic availability critera.

[slimgrin]

Chun Hei wrote...

Oh poor poor slimgrin. So hurt that he cannot convince others to agree with him. Blame your own poor arguments and blatant hypocrisy regarding realism for no one agreeing with you.

Realism? Don't bring that up. That's the whole issue most in this thread have disregarded for the sake of choice.

Modifié par slimgrin, 24 novembre 2011 - 11:04 .