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[WildOrchid]

ToastPants wrote...


Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

LMAO.

[Eternal Dust]

ToastPants wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

Quething wrote...

yessssss I have such hope for onscreen canon goodness next season

And... oh man how do they not see it? Ash is like lesbian catnip, look at the dynamic! Sparky snarky tough-shelled chick beaten down by the world, taught a bit of trust and kindness and probably made less morally dubious by that one compassionate woman she finally connects with? I ship like every major OTP in the history of internet femslash and 98% of them have that dynamic!

This. This. This.

I'm gonna make 50 FemSheps and throw them at her. There's no way she can resist that.

*simba snip*

Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

[ElitePinecone]

SolidBeast wrote...

Progressive_Stupidity1 wrote...



Aww. How roly-poly!

Ensconced on a messy desk!

THIS.

ToastPants wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

This. This. This.

I'm gonna make 50 FemSheps and throw them at her. There's no way she can resist that. 

*simba snip*

Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

 



I like that Walters quote. It reads a lot better than "PG-13 action movie" and "pre-defined character with a pre-defined view". 

(And I'm interested to see them using the same future setting to justify controversy-free s/s, all the terrifying mini-psychopaths on the BSN screaming about airlocks and characters won't get their Zevran opportunity)

[Stormghost]

[Frozen83]

davidk1991 wrote...

And would some Western Hemisphere-ers let me know the s/s romance/flirting situation with Vega on Tuesday, because for some reason Europe is caught in a 3 day time warp behind the Americas when it comes to video games.

I blame the Reapers...
And some screenshots of Cortez and Alenko ... M.

[KillTheLastRomantic]

davidk1991 wrote...

Sorry to butt in here, but I must mention that if I do not get to share a hot tub with Vega and Cortez at some point in this game, then I demand the devs implement it later through a 'Lustful Latino Lovepack' DLC.

And would some Western Hemisphere-ers let me know the s/s romance/flirting situation with Vega on Tuesday, because for some reason Europe is caught in a 3 day time warp behind the Americas when it comes to video games.

I'm surprised more stuff hasn't leaked already regarding romances. Vids/pics/ stuff from the guide etc.

[Quething]

Eternal Dust wrote...

ToastPants wrote...
Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

Haha, why do you think the game crashed?

[Espurr]

Quething wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

ToastPants wrote...
Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

Haha, why do you think the game crashed?

In-game engines can't handle that much awesome.

(this is also secretly the real reason Ashley isn't available for s/s)

[jlb524]

Eternal Dust wrote...

ToastPants wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

Quething wrote...

yessssss I have such hope for onscreen canon goodness next season

And... oh man how do they not see it? Ash is like lesbian catnip, look at the dynamic! Sparky snarky tough-shelled chick beaten down by the world, taught a bit of trust and kindness and probably made less morally dubious by that one compassionate woman she finally connects with? I ship like every major OTP in the history of internet femslash and 98% of them have that dynamic!

This. This. This.

I'm gonna make 50 FemSheps and throw them at her. There's no way she can resist that.

*simba snip*

Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

Your XBox/PC will blow up.

[ADLegend21]

ToastPants wrote...

Quething wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

ToastPants wrote...
Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

Haha, why do you think the game crashed?

In-game engines can't handle that much awesome.

(this is also secretly the real reason Ashley isn't available for s/s)

hahaha every ashmancing femshep migrated to her game for an Ash love party!

[Chun Hei]

Wow. I have been trying to catch up on this thread. It is moving so damn fast now. And it is good to see the female s/s fans showing up. A few weeks ago I though you all decided to leave this thread to the male s/s fans.

And now for a yummy picture of Kaidan...



And Vega...



And Jacob...

[Eternal Dust]

ADLegend21 wrote...

ToastPants wrote...

Quething wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

ToastPants wrote...
Femshep #85: Hey, hey Ashley. Ash. Hey.

Ashley: OH MY GOD, FINE.

*game crashes*

And then all FemSheps migrate from every single other game save and start to pile dive her.

Haha, why do you think the game crashed?

In-game engines can't handle that much awesome.

(this is also secretly the real reason Ashley isn't available for s/s)

hahaha every ashmancing femshep migrated to her game for an Ash love party!

Screw the galaxy! We'll party like it's 1999.

Your XBox/PC will blow up.

And then wildfires were started and lawsuits were filed.

So. Worth. It.

Modifié par Eternal Dust, 04 mars 2012 - 09:39 .

[Chun Hei]

ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

[jlb524]

That's too funny, Chun Hei.

[Eternal Dust]

Chun Hei wrote...



ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

ASHLEY: Yeah, well at least you're not wearing a blue condom. I can't even *breathe* in this thing and I'm not talking through the nose.

[ADLegend21]

Eternal Dust wrote...

Chun Hei wrote...



ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

ASHLEY: Yeah, well at least you're not wearing a blue condom. I can't even *breathe* in this thing and I'm not talking through the nose.

Vega: at least it doesn't tear when you sneeze. this is the 5th shirt I've had to wear today.

[Chun Hei]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

Chun Hei wrote...



ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

ASHLEY: Yeah, well at least you're not wearing a blue condom. I can't even *breathe* in this thing and I'm not talking through the nose.

Vega: at least it doesn't tear when you sneeze. this is the 5th shirt I've had to wear today.

ASHLEY: How about you blow up EDI and I take out the new reporter... with my new rifle?

[Espurr]

Chun Hei wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

Chun Hei wrote...



ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

ASHLEY: Yeah, well at least you're not wearing a blue condom. I can't even *breathe* in this thing and I'm not talking through the nose.

Vega: at least it doesn't tear when you sneeze. this is the 5th shirt I've had to wear today.

ASHLEY: How about you blow up EDI and I take out the new reporter... with my new rifle?

This is all I am ever going to think of during that Ashley dialogue in the game where you find Ashley hungover after getting drunk with Vega

(spoiler text because I don't know how much people are still trying to avoid)

Modifié par ToastPants, 04 mars 2012 - 09:54 .

[Frozen83]

'd
Wait, aren't Ash and Vega going to hook up in FShep planythrough and MShep where he doesnt romance Ash? Like Fenris and Isabela? M.

Modifié par Frozen83, 04 mars 2012 - 09:54 .

[Eternal Dust]

Chun Hei wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Eternal Dust wrote...

Chun Hei wrote...



ASHLEY: So... have you heard about when we get to do OUR s/s love scenes?

VEGA: Yeah. But I... do not want to talk about it. *Grumble.* I got a wax job and a new tat for nothing...

ASHLEY: Yeah, well at least you're not wearing a blue condom. I can't even *breathe* in this thing and I'm not talking through the nose.

Vega: at least it doesn't tear when you sneeze. this is the 5th shirt I've had to wear today.

ASHLEY: How about you blow up EDI and I take out the new reporter... with my new rifle?

VEGA: I hear she's a Reaper.
ASHLEY: There's a 75% chance we'll become S/S if we take one down without Shepard.
VEGA: F*** yeah. *shirt rips*

[Chun Hei]

ToastPants wrote...

This is all I am ever going to think of during that Ashley dialogue in the game where you find Ashley hungover after getting drunk with Vega

(spoiler text because I don't know how much people are still trying to avoid)

That is what happens to s/s LIs when you force them to deny themselves. They turn to alcohol and violence.

[Chun Hei]

@ Eternal Dust --

Abispa told me that I had to post this...

Modifié par Chun Hei, 04 mars 2012 - 09:58 .

[Saberchic]

Frozen83 wrote...

'd
Wait, aren't Ash and Vega going to hook up in FShep planythrough and MShep where he doesnt romance Ash? Like Fenris and Isabela? M.

AFAIK, thankfully, no.

[Maugrim]

Saberchic wrote...

Frozen83 wrote...

'd
Wait, aren't Ash and Vega going to hook up in FShep planythrough and MShep where he doesnt romance Ash? Like Fenris and Isabela? M.

AFAIK, thankfully, no.

Oh good lord if that were true we'd really go off the deep end.

[SolidBeast]

Parmida wrote...

@Solid your avatar rocks dude, everytime I see it, it just makes me happy, I don't know why...

That's because it's my avatar.


Or it could be because of all the sexyness in it, that's also a possibility... Either way, I aim to please.

Ricvenart wrote...

Wow just wow, I hope MShep was "Lost without you" too (Romance Theme, it's...there are no words).

I'm surprised that it's got a lighter mood than the one from ME2, seeing as how the world is ending. I think this might be the VS's romance theme (since they're unique this time around, apparently). The title fits.

crayonsun wrote...

Also I should thank whoever it was who linked Dave Gahan's "Saw Something" earlier in the thread, I kind of love that song now. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie] I don't know why I haven't listened to more of his solo stuff, I've been a DM fan for a long time...

That was me, and that's my official Kaidan/manShep song. <3
It's amazing. But also, this one.