Goat_Shepard wrote...
I thought you were worried she would enjoy it too much and become Harbinger's dark apprentice.
Well I wasn't taking it that far. lol
And now I've got Harbinger in all his infamous glory stuck in my head, so I guess I'll spread the pain around.
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(Secret meeting of the "super evil bad guys")
the ghost of Saren: I believe Balak has something to say.
Jack speaking to Harbinger in ship form: Oh by the way, how did you manage to get your fat ass through the door.
Harbinger is stuck in the door: Irrelevant!
ghost of Saren: Balak as something to say!
Jack: this should be good.
Balak smiles: As you all know, a few year ago I plotted to blow up a human colony....
Jack: And look how that turned out.
Saren: Enough!
Balak continues: And even though I failed, half of players let me go, and to top it all off, the Alliance has made little effort to find me. Hehe, I could be plotting to blow up Earth right now and nobody would be the wiser.
Saren sighs: We heard this a million times before.
Jack: Hey Balak I'm going to let you in on a little secret, STG tracked your whereabouts, they know you've been sulking in your moms basement ever since you fled Terra Nova.
Harbinger: this hurts you.
everyone laughs.Jack: Oh like your one to talk, I haven't had a intelligent conversation with you since I joined this stupid group...
Harbinger interrupts: You are bacteria.
Saren: Not cool Harbinger, haven't you got someting to say for yourself?
Jack in a mocking tone: Of course he doesn't all he ever says is, "this hurts you", or "you feel this", and my personal favourite, "you only damage the vessel, you cannot hurt me" what are you, a child?
A stunned Harbinger says nothing.Jack: And for a supposed "super" advanced sentient starship, you are pretty useless..........
Jack continues her lecture. A Reaper tear rolls down harbinger's cheek.
Jack sees this, she pulls out her shotgun and shoots him in the face.Harbinger dies.
Jack: you guys are lame, I'm outta here.
And Jack became a galactic hero, when she revealed the key to defeating the Reapers.
A stern lecture followed by a bullet to the head. The Reapers greatest weakness was there shame in being incompetent.
Modifié par GeneralSlotts193, 20 juin 2011 - 05:07 .