Things will change with the OP, we don't know what it will be as of right now. Let's see where we end up and in the meanwhile, let's talk Joker
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Hello fellow Joker enthusiast! Or troll. Whichever you are, you are welcome here amongst us Jeff "Joker" Moreau fans.
Is this thread restricted to romance discussion? Of course not! Come in here and start up a conversation about our favorite snarky pilot.
STOP!
Before you post, there are a few rules you absolutely must follow! Failure to follow any of them will result in shunning.
The Ten Commandments of the Joker Thread
- Respect each other!
- NO TROLLS ALLOWED. Yes, even you there hiding under the bridge. Shoo.
- If you do not agree with a romance, that's fine. So long as you have a good reason and are able to discuss it appropriately, we will be glad to talk with you about it as well.
- Be careful how you phrase things. Simple "Shepard will break Joker" seems like trolling. We don't want arguments spanning our beloved thread - we want happy fluffy bunnies. If you are concerened about Joker's health, or the jealosy of a computer, write it out appropriately and we will be happy to discuss it with you.
- No insults. Insulting people is an immature and petty way of getting your "point" across. We'are all adults here, let's act like it.
- Bone up your knowledge of Vrolik Syndrome. Know that people with OI lead normal lives, and our discussions about Joker will get get on swimmingly.
- Stalk Seth Green on Twitter.
- Have a sense of humor.
- Be ready to have your mind corrupted.
- Don't mess with the hair.
Or...what hair Joker has. He certainly rocks the Spartan look, doesn't he? XD
The Case for a Jeff "Joker" Moreau LI in Mass Effect 3:
Ahh yes, "No new LIs". The rumor many use in attempt to dismember our hopes. We have dismissed that claim.
Why?
One specific tweet says it all: Tweet!
We all agree Mr. Hudson's tweet supports new LIs in Mass Effect 3, yes?
Now, onto the chaotic hole which is the possibility of Joker being a LI.
Everyone knows what a black hole is, right? A black hole is formed by the gravitational collapse of a star that has gone supernova; if you get trapped in this black hole, there is no hope for you. You die. Or get sucked in and come out in some parallel universe where Mass Effect exists. Then, a Batarian raid captures you and sells you off as a sex slave to Jabba the Hut. It could happen, I'm just saying.
The controversy of a Joker Romance has the same, well, force. Information and people are sucked in, but you never get them back. Once someone supports a Joker Romance, there is no convincing them otherwise. We're as stubborn as the Illusive Man once we have our eyes (which are normal) on something we want. There is no Plan B, only Plan A. However, Plan A has this habit of...well...dissapering. We rewrite it over and over again, and yet nobody can find the cew copy after a troll stops by. It just doesn't make any sense...wait...oohhh.
Here is where the other part of the "black hole" metahphor comes in. We have explained our stance hundreds of times, but it goes in one black hole and out the other. Information is simply lost - as is a Joker fan's sanity after dismembering the EDI/Joker *Turian air quotes* "relationship" hundreds of times. No matter how often we explain our stance for a Joker Romance, trolls come by with some great original quip they think will dismember our desire for this development.
We are, however, confident in our endeavor. Normandy's pilot deserves to have a romance in Mass Effect 3. There are several reasons (and wishes), which we believe will convince BioWare, and hopefully you, that Joker needs love - a more screen time! Remember, this thread is not restricted to romance - we support more Joker for anything and everything!
Reasons to Fight for Joker Love!
-Joker is loyal and trusts Shepard without question. Shepard and Joker have been to hell and back together...twice.
- Shepard died to save Joker, and this should make a closer relationship a real possibility. There is undeniable close camraderie between Shepard and Joker.
- He's funny and can make you laugh. What better quality is there in a LI?
- They have common ground: they're both the best in the galaxy at what they do!
- There has been a lot of build-up in the Shepard/Joker friendship. Logically, this gives the pair the potential for a deep, satisfying relationship.
- OI (Vrolik's syndrome) is a real condition syffered by real people. They get married, have children, and become productive members of society. This should not be an excuse to limit Joker's role as a LI or in general.
- We can't be the only ones who love his pretty green eyes!
- cocky pilots are sexy. This is a fact. We want it. Examples: Atton Rand (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic), Han Solo (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope), and Major Don West (Lost in Space).
- Seth Green is amazing. Give him more to do!
- Joker can't be killed off. There should be some reward for his resilience!
- He's new and improved (thanks to Cerberus upgrades); let's see what he's capabale of now he can walk!
- Joker flew a frigate against a Reaper and throguh a minefield. He deserves a medal and more opportunityes. More epic space battles, please!
- He and EDI are Shepard's unstoppable team, more banter is needed!
- A lot more with Shepard is desired. Besides the obvious aforementioned topics of a romance and more interaction, we also want more interaction between Joker and the crew.
- We want to see more information about Joker and his background.
- Who is this relief pilot? Is he/she also the shuttle pilot? Or is Joker to epic for one?
- How did Joker react when Shepard died? We want to see that in more detail.
- What happened to Joker after Shepard died? Where did he go? What did he do? How did he end up with Cerberus? Why was he grounded with the Alliance? How did Joker feel when he found out about the Lazarus Project?
Do we know for absolute certain that ME3 will have a Joker romance? No.
HOWEVER!
Quite a few specific tweets give us hope.
And here are these tweets (thanks to Eliantariel)
1. @CaseyDHudson Casey Hudson
Some game sites saying "previously straight chars now available for both m&f chars" not necessarily true. Will have some new LI's #ME3
2. Raving_Ranter:
@CaseyDHudson When r u gonna give us a kromance? Beyond time! Hope you'll have gr8 relationship moments, some of my Sheps wanna get wed.
Raving_ Ranter:
@CaseyDHudson Also, please let Joker get with someone already, the man has SSSSOOO earned it!
9 MaiCasey Hudson's response to the above:
CaseyDHudson: Casey Hudson
@Raving_Ranter I think we have got you covered on all counts, except maybe the Kromance.
3. manveerheir Manveer Heir
@SethGreen
I cannot explain how many fans have asked us for Joker to get laid in this game. Joker is definetly loved by many - rock it out
4. CaseyDHudson Casey Hudson
Had a great meeting to plan some relationship details in #ME3. Much of your feedback was discussed and will be incorporated.
5. CaseyDHudson Casey Hudson
@JA9777 @skx23 #ME3 will have relationships with new characters and old friends, some of it romantic. Beyond that, spoiler territory!
6. CaseyDHudson Casey Hudson
@Jexx21 Love interests won't all necessarily be permanent squad members in #ME3. Interesting new things happening in that area.
7. patsquinade Patrick Weekes
Tomorrow, writing more for awesome @SethGreen as everyone's favorite cap-wearing pilot. But first, sleep.
Which was tweeted one day after...
patsquinade Patrick Weekes
In keeping with the romance writing, time to cue up my really embarrasing happy love playlist!
*Note the possible implications made in tweets 2 and 7!
Does it say in these tweets that Joker will be an LI? No. BioWare doesn't hand out information like a Hanar preaching his religion. Joker fans look for simple clues to support our theory and hope for a Joker-mance. Nevertheless, we know for certain Mr. Hurson is teasing Joker fans with this possibility. We can only hope it turns out in our favor.
Things to Note:
We do not support Joker/EDI. Know that if you post something such as "Joker's with EDI", we will tear it apart... for the millionth time. We have absolutely nothing against you - just the pairing. We love EDI. Just not Joker/EDI.
We support straight and/or bi Joker. Come in here guys and swoon all you want!
People with OI can have sex. Osteogenesis imperfecta usually shows its effect on the longer, thinner bones of the body, usually the limbs and ribs, where the bones are softer and weaker. The pelvis is a very thick bowl-shaped ring of hard, flat bone which resists fractures more easily than the other bones in the body. Meaning: no pelvis crushing.
We love Joker art, fanfiction, screen shots, and videos. Be on the look-out, and post them! (So long as these images follow forum rules! We do have innocents wandering around here.)
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Do you have news about Joker we haven't heard yet? Post it! Better yet, if you are a part of BioWare and don't mind losing your job, tell us if Joker is and LI or not already!
If you don't want a Joker-mance... well... more for us.
Show your support for Joker!
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Have some Joker videos!
4:00 AM Forever - by 88imy88
Joker and Normandy Tribute - by D3ATHB3RRYCHAN
FemShep/Joker - I'll fly with you - by 88imy88
Mass Effect 2: A Joker and his lady - by Reclusiarch
Mass Effect 2 - Joker's Normandy Tribute - by Vockolet
Mass Effect - Joker - Spaceship - by Caston8
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau SvR10 - by JayJayCAW2009
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