8905 réponses à ce sujet

[typoo855]

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

[Omega Torsk]

typoo855 wrote...

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

Erm, well... nobody has ever worded it like that before...

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 29 août 2011 - 02:41 .

[HurricaneGinger]

typoo855 wrote...

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

Oh, very original. *slow clap*

For the millionth time:

1. Cerberus upgraded Joker. While he is not utterly cured, Joker's bones are a little less subject to breaking.
2. OMG Shepard can be gentle! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
3. You have just insulted those who actually have Vroliks. You are insinuating that just because someone's bones are brittle they can't lead a normal life, be intimate, or fall in love.



Now that my attack dog moment is over, let us move on.

Lol, another guilty pleasure for Joker could be collecting hats. He will have two Alliance hats, a Cerberus hat - what else could he have?

He'd wear this one especially for Shepard.

[RhiPanda]

I am another that loves snarky pilots in fiction Atton Rand, Wash and Joker =D
Aand totally agree with the hats, he could be like the Doctor and have loadsa nifty hats!

[pfhorlorn]

RhiPanda wrote...

I am another that loves snarky pilots in fiction Atton Rand, Wash and Joker =D
Aand totally agree with the hats, he could be like the Doctor and have loadsa nifty hats!

Atton was amazing. I was sad that my Exile couldn't make adorable battle-hardened Jedi kissyface with him.

[Sylvanpyxie]

Well it was a half finished game. If Obsidian had been given the space to finish properly, Atton romance would've been in there, along with everything else that was obviously lacking.

Damn shame, would've kicked the balls off Bioware's KOTOR if Obsidian had finished Sith Lords.

Also: Hello. >.>

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 29 août 2011 - 03:49 .

[HurricaneGinger]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Atton Rand said...

Yeah, me too, I'll be in my chambers. But since I don't have any, I guess I'll just go to the cockpit like I always do.

My gosh, I can totally hear Joker saying this!!! 

I KNOW! It makes me giggle whenever I think about it.

Also:

Joker: So, how did things go with the batarians?
Shep: They want us to leave. Now.
Joker: Things went that well, huh? You make friends where ever you go, don't you?
Shep: Until the galaxy runs out of people, yes.
Joker: Well, that's encouraging. Nothing like a steady stream of people who want to kill us to get the heart racing.

[CDRSkyShepard]

typoo855 wrote...

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

Oy, I wonder why we even bother putting together a nice OP for people to read.

Atton Rand, Wash, Joker, and Tom Paris! I <3 sci-fi pilots.

[HurricaneGinger]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

typoo855 wrote...

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

Oy, I wonder why we even bother putting together a nice OP for people to read.

Atton Rand, Wash, Joker, and Tom Paris! I <3 sci-fi pilots.

I know! I worked so hard on that thing. And y'all helped, and SilentK put it up...COME ON PEOPLE READ THE OP.

Sci-fi pilots are cocky, sexy, and good at what they do. It's mandatory. XD

Also, hello Sylvanpyxie!

Modifié par PhantomGinger, 29 août 2011 - 05:30 .

[SilentK]

PhantomGinger wrote...

* snip*

I KNOW! It makes me giggle whenever I think about it.

Also:

Joker: So, how did things go with the batarians?
Shep: They want us to leave. Now.
Joker: Things went that well, huh? You make friends where ever you go, don't you?
Shep: Until the galaxy runs out of people, yes.
Joker: Well, that's encouraging. Nothing like a steady stream of people who want to kill us to get the heart racing.

Ha ha    =)    well, I could see this happening as well. Shepard has a way of connecting with people. Sometimes it's just with her fist. Well, she does make an impression on people.

Love the idea of Joker playing with ships or such. Would be awesome. *sigh*  Ohh Wash..... why...

[SpaceinMind]

typoo855 wrote...

If anyone hasnt said this his bones are like toothpicks any romance (especially one with Shepard) would probably result in a hospitalization for joker and very awkward moment for the doctor

It's like we've never discussed this before...

Like the others have said, the OP can fill you in on all the technical stuff.

Anyway,

Modifié par SpaceinMind, 29 août 2011 - 05:52 .

[Omega Torsk]

PhantomGinger wrote...

Omega Torsk wrote...

Atton Rand said...

Yeah, me too, I'll be in my chambers. But since I don't have any, I guess I'll just go to the cockpit like I always do.

My gosh, I can totally hear Joker saying this!!! 

I KNOW! It makes me giggle whenever I think about it.

Also:

Joker: So, how did things go with the batarians?
Shep: They want us to leave. Now.
Joker: Things went that well, huh? You make friends where ever you go, don't you?
Shep: Until the galaxy runs out of people, yes.
Joker: Well, that's encouraging. Nothing like a steady stream of people who want to kill us to get the heart racing.

Woot! Dialogues! Lemme try!

Joker: I'll be in my quarters. But since I don't have any, I guess I'll just hang out in the cockpit like I always do
Femshep: (obviously deep in the romance by now) You know Jeff, the loft would be a nice break from the cockpit.
Joker: Tempting, but that's where your quarters are... Shepard.
Femshep: (smirking) I know...
(Joker's eyes widen)
Femshep: Good-night, Joker.
XD

Also, I haz a Jokermancer update: I believe I have successfully killed the Kaidanmance on Diana (used the lower right response at the end of the first convo you have with him). Sorry folks, I'm gonna need to keep this one single until ME3; I can't risk a ninjamancy. Want to leave the whole "I thought we had someting SPESHUL!!!" stuff out and instead opt out for a "I don't think I've ever felt this way about someone, before" route when we get to ME3...

...That is, if we even get a Jokermance! Coooome oooooon, Bio-waaare! Please make it happen! *sad kitten eyes*

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 29 août 2011 - 08:32 .

[Regelrytteren]

Hi!

First time posting on this thread (actually I haven't posted on this forum at all if my memory serves me right), but I have -- creepishly -- been stalking/following this thread, and am crossing my fingers hoping for a Joker/Shepard romance in ME3. I thought I'd try delurking, and see how that went. So...

Have recently figured out how to get screenshots from the game, and found a "cute" one in my folder - thought you might appreciate, if I can figure out how to post it.



I have also recently written a "fic" (It's only about 500 words long, so might be a bit of an overstatement), and seeing how they refuse to confirm the Shoker romance, I was hoping to find others of similar mind to pass time with until the game is finally released. (Which is of course in the one bloody semester, I'm supposed to write my thesis. Well played, Bioware!)

I've heard that Joker has 12 hours of dialogue in ME3 (Might have read it here, or possibly made it up?) - does anyone know how many hours he had in ME2? Just to get an idea of how big is role is gonna be...

[NamiraWilhelm]

Welcome Regel

Not sure about the hours *checks wiki* nope cant find anything. Although i spotted this tidbit

"As described in The Art of Mass Effect, Joker was originally intended to have a more sickly appearance, due to his ill-health."

Did not know that.

[Regelrytteren]

Probably making the ME3 thing up in my head. 12 hours sounds like a lot. But then again I don't know anything about VA, so I'm just fumbling in the dark.

I really don't think he looks that sickly - he just looks like he needs a little sun

Modifié par Regelrytteren, 29 août 2011 - 09:10 .

[SilentK]

Welcome Regelrytteren     =)      that was a nice screenie

Omega Torsk wrote...

*snip*

Woot! Dialogues! Lemme try!

Joker: I'll be in my quarters. But since I don't have any, I guess I'll just hang out in the cockpit like I always do
Femshep: (obviously deep in the romance by now) You know Jeff, the loft would be a nice break from the cockpit.
Joker: Tempting, but that's where your quarters are... Shepard.
Femshep: (smirking) I know...
(Joker's eyes widen)
Femshep: Good-night, Joker.
XD

Also, I haz a Jokermancer update: I believe I have successfully killed the Kaidanmance on Diana (used the lower right response at the end of the first convo you have with him). Sorry folks, I'm gonna need to keep this one single until ME3; I can't risk a ninjamancy. Want to leave the whole "I thought we had someting SPESHUL!!!" stuff out and instead opt out for a "I don't think I've ever felt this way about someone, before" route when we get to ME3...

...That is, if we even get a Jokermance! Coooome oooooon, Bio-waaare! Please make it happen! *sad kitten eyes*

lol, love that dialouge   =)

And augh.... If you can let your FemShep resist Kaidan then so can mine. I'll just..... close my eyes and think of Joker anytime Kaidan get's on screen. And I will get Liara the last thing I do so I don't fall for her again. Well, that might just work    =)      gosh I'm silly

Modifié par SilentK, 29 août 2011 - 09:24 .

[HurricaneGinger]

I remember a tweet somewhere that does indeed state that Joker has 12 hours of dialogue. I think Mr. Green tweeted that. O_o It's there somewhere, I know it! *goes on search*

Welcome, Regelrytteren!

[SilentK]

That tweet is reeeally old but I remember it also. Hmmm.... Let me know if you find it and if we should add it to the OP. Since you are in charge of it, lol =)

[HurricaneGinger]

Thought a search on Yahoo! would help, but it just gave me an article. Link!

At least we now know we're not crazy. XD

How old do you think it is? By any chance recall the month it was tweeted?

(BioWare should be paying us for being so friggin' dedicated. j/k )

Modifié par PhantomGinger, 29 août 2011 - 11:25 .

[Regelrytteren]

Found it! I figured it had to be close to the yahoo! article's publish date, and voila: Le tweet

Nice knowing, that my imagination isn't yet so vivid, that I can no longer distinguish between RL and my geeky mind. Always a relief to be one step further from the loony bin.

12 hours seems like a lot. Now I just need to figure out, how many he had in ME2. Research on fictional characters is time well spent, right?

Modifié par Regelrytteren, 29 août 2011 - 11:36 .

[HurricaneGinger]

ARGH. Beat me to it! I just found it too! XD

I think Mr. Green only had 4 hours of dialogue in ME2.

Research is fun whenever it's something you really enjoy.

[Takotna]

While I doubt I'd ever romance Joker (still peeved I died because of saving his arse) I'm aways supportive of more choices in ME, so here's to hoping y'all get him for a LI in 3

[NamiraWilhelm]

Just incase people interpreted me wrong, i meant i couldnt find the answer to the hours he did for ME2, not that the 12 hours was wrong ^ ^

Thats an arse load though, lets hope most of it doesnt get cut. And only 4 for ME2? A lot less than i expected! Three times the content, could that mean... *drinks squee suppressor* i shan't get ahead of myself!

[Eliantariel]

According to an interview Seth had around 4-6 hours of dialogue in ME.

As he had far more dialogue in ME2, 4 hours recording for ME2 cannot be true.

[CDRSkyShepard]

Takotna wrote...

While I doubt I'd ever romance Joker (still peeved I died because of saving his arse) I'm aways supportive of more choices in ME, so here's to hoping y'all get him for a LI in 3

Thanks for the support! It's always nice to know that people who might not even take advantage of the option are still rooting for us.

I really hope BioWare releases some screenies of the inside of the Normandy. I want to see the full extent of her refit!!! Starting with the cockpit, of course. I really want to see what Joker's got going on...we've only heard his voice so far.