Edit: Top of page? More Joker!

Aww. I would Joker, but Bioware won't let me.<_<
Modifié par DeadlyHaven, 04 mars 2012 - 01:49 .
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Modifié par DeadlyHaven, 04 mars 2012 - 01:49 .
Omega Torsk wrote...
See, I would want to scope these forums come March 6th to see if Joker is an LI, but I just do NOT want to be spoiled. I'll go through the forum and I KNOW I'll see posts akin to "OHH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED X" or "OHH MY GOSH, X DIED" or "OHH MY GOSH, THAT ENDING WAS AWESOME" or "OHH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE REAPERS WERE DEFEATED BY X" or "OHH MY GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE REAPERS ARE X." I accidentally found out Shepard got rebuilt by Cerberus in the second game and that Garrus would be returning as a surprise squadmate while I was still playing the first game (I wanted to see Ashley's cameo, what can I say?), I am NOT letting it happen again! Also, I looked up the SM guide before the fact because my friend told me squaddies could get killed and I didn't want to mess up... Anyway, I don't trust BSN users (present company excluded, of course. You fellow Jokerites are my safe zone) enough to scroll through the forum just to see if Joker is an LI. Can I count on one of you to throw me a PM ONLY telling me if Joker is a romance or not? Because the first Shepard going through ME3 WILL be my main, regardless (sorry folks. I want to see Shepley-babies just as much as I want to see Shoker-babies).
Judging by how long it takes even the most hardcore of gamers to burn through both games, I can assume we'll get LI info within about 12-20 hours after launch... maybe earlier if people get their amazon pre-orders delivered early.
Modifié par SilentK, 04 septembre 2011 - 12:29 .
Modifié par Oligo696, 04 septembre 2011 - 12:34 .
Oligo696 wrote...
Hello there.
I've just started browsing through the ME3 forums, and I can't say how glad I am I found this place.
It's going to seem like a complete farce, but my husband actually has OI... and yes we have consummated our marriage successfully without any broken bones
He has type one, thankfully, which means his bones do fracture quite easily and he has loose joints but he isn't in any type of mortal danger. I'm not sure if Joker has been typed, and if he has what type he has but... I imagine it to be quite similar.
He can move around the house no trouble, but if we're walking for more than half an hour I make sure he has his crutches - as a precaution, and he's had surgery to insert metal into his leg bones.
I was over the moon when I found out there was a character with OI in Mass Effect (it was actually the reason my husband bought the game)
Anyway, just thought I'd pop in and say that - I'll probably stick around, too, if you'll have me
Apart from the OI, my husband and Joker don't really have much in common apart from the ability to make me laugh, and anyone who can make me laugh is aces in my book xD
I will be overjoyed if he's an LI <3
EDIT: Also, with Joker's "upgrades" it'll make it even easier
Ohh, don't worry about trolls. We don't feed them. We hook them, bring them into the boat and then club them with funny gifs, images (which may or may not have something to do with cats or owls), and appropriate Youtube links!Oligo696 wrote...
And, please, don't mind me if I get riled up over the "You'll break his pelvis" - I'll keep it off this thread if I do, the last thing I want to do is feed the trolls xD
Modifié par Omega Torsk, 04 septembre 2011 - 01:21 .
Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 04 septembre 2011 - 01:17 .
lokipwner wrote...
I just went and watched Shep die at the
end of the game. The emotion that Joker shows is so...so...I don't know
what the word is for it. I also like to read into things, so I thought
it was sweet and sad.

Oligo696 wrote...
Yes, I suppose you do [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/happy.png[/smilie]
Although,
I was taken aback by the ammount of time some of you have put in to
researching OI, I don't really think you need me for backup xD (And yes I
gone through all of the pages in this thread xD It's taken me a while -
else I would have commented earlier [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie])
And,
please, don't mind me if I get riled up over the "You'll break his
pelvis" - I'll keep it off this thread if I do, the last thing I want to
do is feed the trolls xD
EDIT: Moving away from the OI - I'm
surprised Joker wasn't an LI, he has one of the best personalities in
the whole game, my husband introduced me to the game while he was
playing it, and it pretty much went:
Me: When can I get into his pants? *points to pilot*
Husband: You can't...
Me: [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png[/smilie]
And that was before I even knew he had OI.
Yeah, my husband made me play 2 first... I don't really know why - I think he prefers 1.

Modifié par PhantomGinger, 04 septembre 2011 - 06:23 .
DeadlyHaven wrote...
@lokipwner and Experimental
Gyaa! I put 8 down? Damn it! Sorry, I meant 4. Here's some advice: never get an iPad. You CAN'T type in them. One time I looked up Tali and the dumb iPad put in Taliban. So, yeah, I meant 4 years, but this iPad is evil. It would've been 6 years, but then Shepard had to go and die for 2 years. 6-2=4 I heard ME3 will take place 6 years after the original. And I don't mean how long they've known each other, I mean when Shepard became a Spectre.
Edit: 3, maybe 4 years top. That's the last time I listen to my brother when he insists on correcting my math. I passed first grade thank you very much.
@Experimentel I never really thought of Alistair as the comic relief character. Though I suppose you're right; I shouldn't be comparing movies to video games. Still, thanks for knowing what I meant. I don't know, I'm sort of a pessimist, which I suppose is the real reasons behind my comment. Sorry, I'll just drop it now. I'll keep any pessimistic comments in my head, and just keep fangirling with the rest of you about Joker, lol.
Sylvanpyxie wrote...
Moderate to Severe is what Joker says in relation to his condition. They don't give a specific type.
Also Hi, carry on.
NamiraWilhelm wrote...
No up the wall stylee?
*leaves*
NamiraWilhelm wrote...
modding progress! unfortunately i dont know what casual code is what casual wear, as in what each code actually is , but heres one example. There are some casual wears i def want to see Joker in
FenrisDeSolar wrote...
NamiraWilhelm wrote...
No up the wall stylee?
*leaves*
Not even if Joker is the one against the wall? Because now half of my fantasies have been completely crushed. D:
Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 04 septembre 2011 - 01:17 .
Modifié par Tooneyman, 04 septembre 2011 - 10:04 .
Guest_MassEffectGal_*
Personally, I'd like the entire quote on the shirt. I'd wear it XPRandomSyhn wrote...
@tooneyman I think the back should say "I have to spend all day computing pi because HE plugged in the overlord" or maybe that's more appropriate to have on an Edi shirt. Though I do like "Best damn pilot in the galaxy"
Modifié par RhiPanda, 05 septembre 2011 - 12:32 .