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#3126
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N7 Vey wrote...

I'll take your word for it. *snip*


You don't have to take Rhi's word for it, take Oligo's word for it, she posted this a few pages back:

Oligo696 wrote...

Hello there.
I've just started browsing through the ME3 forums, and I can't say how glad I am I found this place.
It's going to seem like a complete farce, but my husband actually has OI... and yes we have consummated our marriage successfully without any broken bones ;)
He has type one, thankfully, which means his bones do fracture quite easily and he has loose joints but he isn't in any type of mortal danger.   I'm not sure if Joker has been typed, and if he has what type he has but... I imagine it to be quite similar.
He can move around the house no trouble, but if we're walking for more than half an hour I make sure he has his crutches - as a precaution, and he's had surgery to insert metal into his leg bones.
I was over the moon when I found out there was a character with OI in Mass Effect (it was actually the reason my husband bought the game :P)

*snip*


Just a thought, whether you read it or not, is not my business, but there it is. The Alliance can have their pilot in tip-top shape physically, mentally, and emotionally. :)

@ Nam - We definitely need Joker t-shirts! I'd love to proudly support other characters, too. While I love Tali and Garrus, they seem to get all the merch. Lol.

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Agreed, Garrus gets spoilt. Two lithos? Pfff! Hes cool, but thats just greedy.

i shall play around with this t shirt maker, for dear Kaidan too.

that'll distract me from responding in kai thread lol...

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Haha, you getting yourself in trouble over in the Kai thread, Nam?

I like the Archangel litho better than the original Garrus litho, but yes, he has one too many. I demand a Joker litho!!!

You must show me this Kaidan shirt you come up with. :D

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they said mean things about Joker !!! im not responding... im not...

oh yeah i hated the Garrus, i dont like any of that style, jack etc. Archangel was way nicer

its not working, the stupid t shirt maker wont let me make the pic bigger. But anything i come up with i shall pop on dev art :P

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WAAAAT? Mean things about Joker? Poor Joker...I always suspected he and KaiKai didn't get along very well...XD

Yeah, now that I think about it, I wasn't crazy over many of the character lithos. Tali's was nice, but the Legion and Thane ones were meh.

I'll have to be watching dA then, I neglect my dA too much. XD I still haven't figured out how to post my Shoker fic on there!

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Yeah, maybe they broke up? :whistle:
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I liked Legions and Talis, the others certainly are meh. Oh and Mirandas was cool

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 05 septembre 2011 - 07:03 .


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Yeah, Miri's was nice. Kind of sad I missed Tali's and Miri's, actually. Oh well, I'm not paying $300 + for them on ebay.

Joker and KaiKai broke up??? BUT WAI? Lol. I really, really like the picture btw. I totally need photoshop...and a way to capture screenies. Stoopid computer that doesn't run ME...

Anyway. Joker. Back to Joker. :D

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Most Definitely Sane wrote...

@Omega
Love de backstory!
So is the computer truly better than xBox?

I'm a fan of both versions. In fact, I pre-ordered the X-Box version of the collectors edition, first. :)

As to your question, err... well, I would say that ME1 on the computer is better in terms of graphics (essentially, they're the same game).
As for ME2, I haven't seen much of a difference between the two. The PC version has slightly better textures than X-box, but that's about it. The only difference that's more obvious than the rest is during the SM when you watch that colonist/Kelly melt. She actually begins turning into black goo instead of just getting a bunch of black veins. That's really the only obvious difference I could find between the two platforms.
Though I will admit I like the control scheme on the X-Box version just a little bit better. ;)

Anyway, it's just my opinion, no need to go spreading it around (I know how touchy console wars are on BSN). ^_^

@N7 Vey: I appreciate you coming back and explaining yourself (and being open-minded). If Joker and Femshep were to have relations, the worst that could most likely happen is Joker would be sore. Somebody made the point on an earlier page of this thread that Femshep would neeed to use the same amount of force to break Joker's... err... "manhood" to break his bones. So yeah, we believe that Femshep could most definitely be gentle.

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 05 septembre 2011 - 08:29 .


#3134
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dont blame you lol, its ridiculous.

its not a manip, its just body swapping, by Fireeye from Kai thread. I had to post it in here lol

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I tend to only do romances for additional dialogue. If Joker gets romanced up it'll be nice to learn more about him... Though it's continually depressing 90% of character dialogue hides behind romances.

There really isn't enough character depth in Mass Effect overall, i think Bioware are flunking hard on that lately.. Would be nice to learn more about Joker anyway.. If nothing else, it'd be nice to hear Seth Green talk more.

Uhm, also, probably should put this at the top but, Hello, again. Yes, i'm still randomly dropping by, and i noticed only today i haven't actually voiced my opinion on Joker romancing.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 05 septembre 2011 - 07:22 .


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Welcome Sylvan :D

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Most Definitely Sane

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Thanks, Omega!

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 05 septembre 2011 - 07:50 .


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Sylvanpyxie wrote...

I tend to only do romances for additional dialogue. If Joker gets romanced up it'll be nice to learn more about him... Though it's continually depressing 90% of character dialogue hides behind romances.

There really isn't enough character depth in Mass Effect overall, i think Bioware are flunking hard on that lately.. Would be nice to learn more about Joker anyway.. If nothing else, it'd be nice to hear Seth Green talk more.

Uhm, also, probably should put this at the top but, Hello, again. Yes, i'm still randomly dropping by, and i noticed only today i haven't actually voiced my opinion on Joker romancing.


I agree on this. 
When I played the game (as F!Shepard) I only felt somewhat connected to the character I was romancing and had a very hard time connecting other NPC's, especially with the females!

Atleast we get to see some sides of Joker without gender restrictions (so far) :3

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Omega Torsk wrote...

Time to necro a topic Eliantariel started back on page 93! ;)

Eliantariel wrote...

What does your Shepard that has a secret crush on Joker look like?

No doubt I've already posted a couple pictures of Diana. Now that I have finally played her PC counterpart through ME1 and imported her into ME2, I now have a quality pic of her with our favorite Alliance pilot:
*snip*

And since I feel the need to include a backstory for all of my Shepards, I'll throw hers into the mix:

Diana Shepard, Spacer/Sole Survivor Adept and Paragon. *snip of awesome backstory* 

Anyway, there’s my wall-of-text backstory. Tried to keep it as short as I could, but what can I say, I like writing and RP elements! =]


This may be a double necro but it looked like fun. I play on the Xbox so I don't have any awesome screenshots to show (also my potential Joker-mancer hasn't even spoken to Nihlus in the Comm room yet so I wouldnt have many screenshots anyway).

MacKenzie Shepard: Adept/Earthborn/War Hero and Paragon (mostly - she accepts that Renegade actions are occasionally necessary, Bring Down the Sky being a good example).
She has long blonde hair (it's in the topknot-type bun) and brown eyes, and a slight tan.

Running with gangs was more for survival than for enjoyment, which is why she enlisted as soon as she possibly could. The Alliance got her out of a life she really didn't want, so she's very dedicated to the Alliance, which is why she tried so hard to save Elysium. She doesn't really do relationships because she doesn't have time, and she doesn't date crew both because she values the rules and because it just seems like a bad idea. So she's left a pile of one-night-stands and flings in her wake. She's anti-politician (Udina and the Council) but not anti-alien. The way she sees it is that most humans sort of suck, so it stands to reason that most aliens sort of suck, but humans don't universally suck so neither do most aliens. Joker cracked her up at first, and she sees how humor is just a way for him to keep people at arm's length, so she sort of forces him to be her friend by coming up to the bridge to annoy him/talk to him in ME1. Then in ME2 when he shows up to drive her around the galaxy she's just so relieved to see someone she can trust. And they become bffs, and it sort of dawns on her that she's developing feelings for him. (fingers crossed at any rate).

Wow...that ended up being longer than I expected.

#3140
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N7 Vey wrote...

 I would strongly disapprove of Joker romance.  Both male and female Shepard playthroughs, Joker has has that best friend, or even younger brother feel to him, and romance with him would just cloud my image of him and ruin my liking for him.

Besides, if you all cared about Joker, you wouldn't break every limb from the ribs down for a 10 second romance scene.  <_<


you know what
that's great
so if there's a romance
don't play it and just leave it to those who want it. There, omg, problem solved. It's not exactly rocket science here.
Seriously, I'm just so tired of this argument. I wouldn't want to bang Liara for various reasons but that doesn't mean I don't think the option shouldn't be there or fun things shouldn't be there for the Liaramancers.

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Well, I'm glad I missed Vey xD
But honsetly, people making assumptions about OI happens way too frequently IRL for me to get too annoyed.

@Sorrel I know what you mean, completely.  That argument comes up far too much in this forum - you would think people didn't read the OP or something -heavy sarcasm-

It's just general decency to read the OP before making and argument, though, isn't it?  It would save a lot of time and temper if people started to do that...   It is nice when people stick around to explain themselves though - refreshing =]

Some people just don't get that their favourite character is not loved by everyone. 
Say, for example, Tali. 
Personally, I would never romance her, because I see her as more of a friend - that doesn't mean that I go round to the Tali forums and complain that she shouldn't be romanced. 
I understand that she has a fanbase that like her, and wanted her as an LI - the fact that she became an LI didn't change how I played the game or would have if she wasn't. 
I respect that some people want to romance her, but will never go for it myself. 
Is it so difficult to understand that?

EDIT: I kind of realised that it sounds like I'm lashing out at N7 Vey, there, but I really never intended that.

Modifié par Oligo696, 05 septembre 2011 - 08:50 .


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*puts on trollmask*

OP? What is that? Is it that huge wall of text on the first page of the freakin' thread? Bah, TL;DR. I think I'll just make assumptions based on the title.

*begins singing trololo*

Edit: NOT directed towards you, N7 Vey. See my post further up for my reply to your posts. This is targeted at the usual trolls we get on this thread.

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 05 septembre 2011 - 09:23 .


#3143
N7 Vey

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- Respect each other!


- NO TROLLS ALLOWED. Yes, even you there hiding under the bridge. Shoo. 
- If you do not agree with a romance, that's fine. So long as you have a good reason and are able to discuss it appropriately, we will be glad to talk with you about it as well.
I voiced my opinion, and it seems like theres more trolls targetting me now than there are the Joker romance.  If people have corrected my actions once, there is no need to repeat that.

- Be careful how you phrase things. Simple "Joker's with EDI" or "Shepard will break Joker" seems like trolling. We don't want arguments spanning our beloved thread - we want happy fluffy bunnies. If you are concerened about Joker's health, or the jealosy of a computer, write it out appropriately and we will be happy to discuss it with you.

I apologized for my poor choice of words.  I didn't know what OI was, and I thought Vrolik's Syndrome was a fictional disease, solely in ME.  I now know otherwise, and will think twice before posting about a real disease that effects the lives of others.

- No insults. Insulting people is an immature and petty way of getting your "point" across. We'are all adults here, let's act like it.

This is starting to turn intro a flame war, lets avoid that.  There will always be opposing sides, and because I oppose this romance does not mean I need to be reminded countlessly about OI and the choice of romance.
 It takes one post to relay the message.

- Bone up your knowledge of Vrolik Syndrome. Know that people with OI lead normal lives, and our discussions about Joker will get get on swimmingly.

As I said earlier, I thought Vrolik's Syndrome was a fictional disease and I was expected to locate it in the ME codex.

So, with all that said.
-Yes, I know there's a choice.
-Yes, I acknowledge that VS/OI is a reality and nothing to joke about.
-Yes, I agree what I said was a poor choice of words.
-Yes, I oppose Joker romance.

So how 'bout we all drop this so we can all enjoy ourselves, the forums, and Joker, eh?  If there are any further comments or concerns, please send me a private message.

-N7V

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Hey, now.  Oligo said outright that her post wasn't directed to you, personally.
And whatever happened to:

N7 Vey wrote...

I'll take your word for it.  Nevertheless, my case has been stated.  You will no longer hear from me in this thread, to prevent further conflict or back-and-forth posts.

Long live Joker


:P
But I hear what you're saying, and I do think some of us were probably putting our two cents in when we shouldn't have, and for that I apologise for all of us.  The last thing we want to do is make this an unpleasant place, amirite?

Nevertheless, I agree that we should probably all move on.

Welcome, btw, Oligo.  It's nice to have someone to set us straight on OI, as it were =]

Ho-hum, I'm trying to think of a topic - I'm bad at this.... ummm.... I got nothing... :mellow:

Modifié par cicimae, 05 septembre 2011 - 09:32 .


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I'm trying to think of a topic

I can help, since i'm browsing here all the time i might aswell.

I always imagined Joker would be shy in a romantic relationship, or at least shy in the build up to one. With Shepard i imagine it would be less shy to begin with and more utter disbelief. What do you guys imagine Joker would feel if Shep started making his/her feelings known?

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 05 septembre 2011 - 09:35 .


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N7 Vey wrote...

 I would strongly disapprove of Joker romance.  Both male and female Shepard playthroughs, Joker has has that best friend, or even younger brother feel to him, and romance with him would just cloud my image of him and ruin my liking for him.


Ok I admit romancing your younger brother would be awkward. It's part of the reason I won't romance Tali. She's too much like a little sister. 

However
, friends are usually the best people to romance. You already have things in common (because you're friends), you already have some idea of what the other person's likes/dislikes are (because you're friends), you've probably seen the other person at their best/worst.

Just my opinion.

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Sylvanpyxie wrote...
I can help, since i'm browsing here all the time i might aswell.

I always imagined Joker would be shy in a romantic relationship, or at least shy in the build up to one. With Shepard i imagine it would be less shy to begin with and more utter disbelief. What do you guys imagine Joker would feel if Shep started making his/her feelings known?


I imagine Joker isn't very good with feelings, not being a people person and all. So I think that if Shep started putting the moves on him he'd have a minor freak out internally. Somewhere between utter confusion and "OMG what do I do?"

Modifié par dpMeggers, 05 septembre 2011 - 09:42 .


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Sylvanpyxie wrote...

I'm trying to think of a topic

I can help, since i'm browsing here all the time i might aswell.

I
always imagined Joker would be shy in a romantic relationship, or at
least shy in the build up to one. With Shepard i imagine it would be
less shy to begin with and more utter disbelief. What do you guys
imagine Joker would feel if Shep started making his/her feelings
known?


Hmmm... Surprise I guess, perhaps a little confused at the beginning. "Is this some kind of joke?" Then hopefully he would return the feelings =)

Modifié par SilentK, 05 septembre 2011 - 09:40 .


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SilentK wrote...

Sylvanpyxie wrote...


I'm trying to think of a topic

I can help, since i'm browsing here all the time i might aswell.

I
always imagined Joker would be shy in a romantic relationship, or at
least shy in the build up to one. With Shepard i imagine it would be
less shy to begin with and more utter disbelief
. What do you guys
imagine Joker would feel if Shep started making his/her feelings
known?


Hmmm... Surprise I guess, perhaps a little confused at the beginning. "Is this some kind of joke?" Then hopefully he would return the feelings =)


Hey, I have been away for a few weeks - finishing u my sheps six months early Posted Image

I agree - I think joker has secret feelings for femshep (with 2 saved for Joker Posted Image) and if she expressed an interest he would be like 'Is this for real?'

Why does it have to be so far away - as much as I am looking forward to other games (esp skyrim) nothing is getting me as excited as ME3 Posted Image

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Dude the title of the thread is 'Joker Romance in ME3' -- If you don't support that, then, like, I'm gonna be blunt here but what are you doing here?

Seriously, hate threads for romances with any/every character come up all the time and get shut down in a heartbeat, why should negativity about the idea be here, too?

I guess I just get tired of it. This is my one little place on the Internet where I can kind of indulge in that and it seems like every time I come back to the thread there's somebody wanking on about how Joker's 'Just a Friend U Guise' or 'Lulz U Brek Him Boans' and it's just tiring.

If you don't want a Joker romance, great bro, I'm practically crapping bunnies for you. You know what you don't want out of life, and by jove, you're not afraid to get out there and not have it. That's rad. Really.

INB4 'Just a vidyagame character mang, chill out' -- Yes, I know it is. After a while of the same stuff I can't help but have it grate on me. I just want to chill out in a place with like-minded people okay why is that so hard?

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Victia wrote...
Hey, I have been away for a few weeks - finishing u my sheps six months early Posted Image

I agree - I think joker has secret feelings for femshep (with 2 saved for Joker Posted Image) and if she expressed an interest he would be like 'Is this for real?'

Why does it have to be so far away - as much as I am looking forward to other games (esp skyrim) nothing is getting me as excited as ME3 Posted Image


I know    =)    hubby is really excited for Skyrim. There are fun things to do out there but nothing has me as happy as the prospect of playing ME3. Hmmm.... but I kind of like to wait for it a little bit. After this there will be no new game with my FemShep and I will miss her a ton when all of this is over.