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[RhiPanda]

Just letting you guys know if you haven't already noticed that theres a new Tiger By My Side chapter! yay!

edit: Oooh top of page Joker!
I get top of page quite a lot:unsure: maybe I should post here less

Modifié par RhiPanda, 10 septembre 2011 - 12:38 .

[HurricaneGinger]

DeadlyHaven wrote...

Okay, so tell me what you think. Picture it: *screen blurs out and goes to my vision*

Joker- Commander, is something wrong? You've been acting weirder than usual lately.
Shepard- Oh God, Joker you're an idiot!
Joker- So I've been told.
Shepard- You just don't get it!
Joker- Ah, personal issues. Okay, I understand. I won't ask.
Shepard- I want you to, but I'm not sure I can answer.
Joker- Huh? What is it Commander?
Shepard- Sigh. I like you Joker. I have for a long time.
Joker- *pauses, then answers hesitantly* I... I like you to...
*Alarms go off,  and lights flash*
EDI- Does not compute. Does not compute. Commencing lockdown.
[/b]Shepard: Holy sh*t.
EDI- Joker is mine. Back off, b*tch.
]Shepard-
Joker- When did this happen?
*Tali randomly walks in*
Tali- Shepard, I think something's wrong with your ship.
*vision fades out*

TBC
That should so happen in the game.

*snorts* That would be hilarious.

RhiPanda wrote...

...Sadly...that is my exact facial expression when I get to have cheeseburgers as well.

[maxernst]

PhantomGinger wrote...

DeadlyHaven wrote...



TBC
That should so happen in the game.

RhiPanda wrote...

...Sadly...that is my exact facial expression when I get to have cheeseburgers as well.

If you look as cute as Joker with that expression, it's nothing to be sad about.

[NamiraWilhelm]

You have rape face when you get to have cheeseburgers? Me too! What i do to them is pretty much assault....

[Omega Torsk]

Evening, folks! So, I was snapping photos like a boss with the new EVGA precision (seriously, if you have ME1-2 on PC and love taking screenies, download it. It has a new screenshot feature) when I ran across this fine gem:



I call it "class Photo" 

Mrs. Moreau: Okay, Jeffrey, smile for the camera!
Joker: But moooooom!
Mrs. Moreau: (stern mother voice most of us know too well) Smile, Jeffrey!
(Joker forces a grin)

Also, found a great quote that could be used for the thread slogan during the Joker convo after Horizon (I think it happens if you didn't romance the VS).

"You're the force that pulls it all together, Joker." -Shepard

Gah, just hearing that line being said by Femshep gives me a vague hope for the possible future...

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 10 septembre 2011 - 07:55 .

[Sorrel]

Hey just so you know I updated TBMS. 22 is up -- Aaaaaaand I just noticed apparently others are letting people know FOR me. ... Well, I feel like
/me lazes on a sun chair and is fanned with a palm leaf

[Nilfalasiel]

PhantomGinger wrote...

Joker: ...*staring at Liara's boobs*
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: Aw come on commander...
Shepard: No.
Joker: *gives her puppy eyes*
Shepard: ...*sighs* Go ahead.
Joker: Hey Liara! Are you done with those yet? 'Cause I think Miranda wants them back.

 I could totally see this happen.

[StarYukiko]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

PhantomGinger wrote...

Joker: ...*staring at Liara's boobs*
Shepard: Joker.
Joker: Aw come on commander...
Shepard: No.
Joker: *gives her puppy eyes*
Shepard: ...*sighs* Go ahead.
Joker: Hey Liara! Are you done with those yet? 'Cause I think Miranda wants them back.

 I could totally see this happen.

Yeah, add some "Hurr, hurr..." and I can picture it as well

[Victia]

I know we where talking about Jokermance songs a few pages back, well today I was listening to some of my old CD's and remembered this

To the Moon And Back by Savage Garden and first thing I thought was about Joker and my femshep  no idea how I managed to forget such as awesome song especially as they where the first band I ever saw love 

Edit - for spelling
 

Modifié par Victia, 10 septembre 2011 - 08:50 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol Victia, you're not supposed to admit in public you like Savage Garden Its a filthy secret tucked away in all households

See what you mean though

[Victia]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Lol Victia, you're not supposed to admit in public you like Savage Garden Its a filthy secret tucked away in all households

See what you mean though

Lol, I know but I am too old to worry about the shame now , I am an out and proud lover of savage garden and take that, I like to think I make up for it concidering that most of my old CD's are rock and metal but I dod find Holly Vallance amoung them which really did worry me as I dont even remember buying it

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol oh dear, its not Kiss Kiss is it? Careful, we've ostracised people for similar offences

[Victia]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Lol oh dear, its not Kiss Kiss is it? Careful, we've ostracised people for similar offences

No not kiss kiss at all, 100%  not

[Nilfalasiel]

As long as no one mentions anything by the Backstreet Boys or the Spice Girls, I think we're good.

[NamiraWilhelm]

... anyone else feel like breaking into song now?

[Victia]

little bit namira - although I am not sure which cheesy 90's song to choose :-)

[Sorrel]

Hey. HEY. I happen to like Savage Garden. I SUNG SAVAGE GARDEN FOR A TALENT CONTEST WHEN I WAS TWELVE, OKAY. Okay.
I also toootally slow-danced with the boy I was in lurve with in elementary school to Savage Garden, so it gets a free pass on everything for me.

... Also F the haters, 'Gunning Down Romance' is an awesome song

[Nilfalasiel]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

... anyone else feel like breaking into song now?

I will fly you to the mooooon and back if you'll beeeeeeee, if you'll be my babyyyyyyyy...

Ahem. Now that's taken care of.

[NamiraWilhelm]

A lot of people like Savage Garden, we were discussing how its amusingly taboo to admit that

Anyway, we needs a discussion!

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 10 septembre 2011 - 09:29 .

[Victia]

^^ yes it is Sorrel, affermation, truely madly deeply, and darren Hayes solo song insatiable :-D, they produced some awsome songs - ok I am goning to stop now lol

And yes we kinda need to get this back to joker related

Modifié par Victia, 10 septembre 2011 - 09:36 .

[NamiraWilhelm]

Cute Joker art



Lets try and get back OT peeps... im outta discussions... have we spoke about what kinda music Joker might like?

[Victia]

Dont think we have talked about what music joker would like, guess it depends what the music is being produced - we really only know about Expel 10 (is it?) and the couple of songs that are noted on Garrus' dossier!!! I think Joker would be more of a rock kind person - or at least i cant see him being in to dance or trance or anything like that

[HurricaneGinger]

Best. Music video. Ever.

You shouldn't have said not to mention them.

What kind of music would Joker like, you asked? Hmm...I can see him liking something close to Incubus or something like that.

maxernst wrote...

PhantomGinger wrote...

DeadlyHaven wrote...



TBC
That should so happen in the game.

RhiPanda wrote...

...Sadly...that is my exact facial expression when I get to have cheeseburgers as well. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/andy.png[/smilie]

If you look as cute as Joker with that expression, it's nothing to be sad about.

Lol, it's more like a rape face like Namira said...but thank you! lol

Modifié par PhantomGinger, 10 septembre 2011 - 09:56 .

[silentfall]

I can't/don't know how to search this thread, so I don't know if this has been posted, but you guys have seen this, right?



Skip to 2:50, then skip to 6:50