But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 09:53
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I actually kind of hope for a mission like that now...
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 09:56
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Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!
But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good
Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!
But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good
Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 09:57
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Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I actually kind of hope for a mission like that now...
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
-snip-
Shepard. Consindering how s/he managed that taxi in LotSB, it would probably end up in a horrible, horrible crash. But it would be worth it! I looved that taxi part in LotSB
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 09:59
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sokkenn_ wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I actually kind of hope for a mission like that now...
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
-snip-
Shepard. Consindering how s/he managed that taxi in LotSB, it would probably end up in a horrible, horrible crash. But it would be worth it! I looved that taxi part in LotSB
If Shepard piloted the Normandy, it will probably crash back into the Earth, killing everyone in a ten mile radius.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:01
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Most Definitely Sane wrote...
sokkenn_ wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I actually kind of hope for a mission like that now...
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
-snip-
Shepard. Consindering how s/he managed that taxi in LotSB, it would probably end up in a horrible, horrible crash. But it would be worth it! I looved that taxi part in LotSB
If Shepard piloted the Normandy, it will probably crash back into the Earth, killing everyone in a ten mile radius.
Human casualties added to the batarian from Arrival, Shepard's not really making a good case of him/herself for the trial, huh? I think it's safe to say we need Joker in that chair.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:04
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sokkenn_ wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
sokkenn_ wrote...
Most Definitely Sane wrote...
I actually kind of hope for a mission like that now...
But who would pilot the Normandy until we get him?
YEAH. FIRST. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY.
-snip-
Shepard. Consindering how s/he managed that taxi in LotSB, it would probably end up in a horrible, horrible crash. But it would be worth it! I looved that taxi part in LotSB
If Shepard piloted the Normandy, it will probably crash back into the Earth, killing everyone in a ten mile radius.
Human casualties added to the batarian from Arrival, Shepard's not really making a good case of him/herself for the trial, huh? I think it's safe to say we need Joker in that chair.
Oh, most definitly.
If we don't have Joker, no one in the galaxy will trust Shepard what with the insane number of people he/she's killed.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:07
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I see your black pudding and raise you one order of Rocky Mountain Oysters!NamiraWilhelm wrote...
And to think, you poor yankies are missing out on black pudding!
In Utah and Idaho, we have Fry Sauce. I didn't even know what it was until I moved here from California, but it's basically ketchup mixed with mayonnaise. Now I ask for the stuff whenever I get any type of fried snack (it even goes good on burgers)!
Anyway, have a great night all! I'm gonna go see Lion King in 3D!
Edit: I demand a case of this Irn-Bru stuff! It sounds delicious! Lol
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:11
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Omega Torsk wrote...
I see your black pudding and raise you one order of Rocky Mountain Oysters!NamiraWilhelm wrote...
And to think, you poor yankies are missing out on black pudding!
In Utah and Idaho, we have Fry Sauce. I didn't even know what it was until I moved here from California, but it's basically ketchup mixed with mayonnaise. Now I ask for the stuff whenever I get any type of fried snack (it even goes good on burgers)!
Ketchup and mayonnaise?
That sounds quite odd.
And yanks can't forget about In and Out.
Do Europeans eat fried steak? If not, you need to try it. It's just great.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:13
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NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!
But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good
Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!
Aaaagh, that would be... devastating. I'd be like, WHERE IS MY PILOT?! WHERE IS JOKERRR!? Seriously. After obsessing about the guy for years now, to have the game open with no Joker there would just eff me up. >:/ But it would be cool, too. He needs his own quest, even if it's just a silly little thing. Like going out and bringing him a burger and then a little paragon+5 pops up. Or a Joker approves +10.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:17
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NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!
But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good
Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!
I'd probably shoot the new pilot in a panicked shock.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:43
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Even if they would welcome him back, I'm sure he wouldn't be to eager to return.Victia wrote...
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My theory: Snickerdoodle. Why? Because I feel that it just fits Joker for some reason.
We do know that he doesn't like coconut, though. So no coconut cookies!
What is this? I don't know if it's an Americanbiscuitcookie, or what, but I have no idea what a snickerdoodle is... It sounds funny.
Otherwise, I'm not very well versed in cookie-land, but I would guess something nice and simple like chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip.
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I didn't even realise that they meant Commander Shepard until Vega outright said "Commander Shepard...?" at the end... I thought they were talking about Jack for some reason...I'm thick...
EDIT: Here ya go, CDR
Always makes me think of a cookie version of the chocoate bar - you know how they do rolo cookies and smarties cookies - but that is just way too much wishful thinking on my part :innocent:
As to the comic my reaction was firstly - ok Vega doesnt seem too bad followed by WTF - why have you shackled my shep? Followed Joker isnt going to be happy the Normadys been locked down againon that note what do you think the Alliance will do with Joker? Welcomed back with open arms, disciplined for working with cerberus or something else?
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:44
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If someone else was piloting the Normandy...?
My Shep would probably react the same way she did to EDI:
"Get that THING off my ship!" >
And then throw a tantrum and refuse to save the Galaxy til they got Joker back.
No, she would most likely inquire why someone who isn't Joker is sitting in Joker's chair, but let it slide, all the while make off hand comments like "Joker would have done that better", "Did you know that Joker managed to get us to Ilos? And get through the Omega 4 relay? And rescue me from a volcano....twice?", "Did I tell you how much better Joker was than you?" until the new pilot had a nervous breakdown and they had to turn the Normandy back around to pick Joker up.
My Shep would probably react the same way she did to EDI:
"Get that THING off my ship!" >
And then throw a tantrum and refuse to save the Galaxy til they got Joker back.
No, she would most likely inquire why someone who isn't Joker is sitting in Joker's chair, but let it slide, all the while make off hand comments like "Joker would have done that better", "Did you know that Joker managed to get us to Ilos? And get through the Omega 4 relay? And rescue me from a volcano....twice?", "Did I tell you how much better Joker was than you?" until the new pilot had a nervous breakdown and they had to turn the Normandy back around to pick Joker up.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:56
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Thinking of there being a new pilot reminds me again of Dr. Chakwas and how she can die. I wonder if that means there will be an alternative doctor in the med bay, and if they would have anything to say about Joker's condition.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:58
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Hmmm all this talk of black pudding is tempting me to go out for a full english in the morning. Th cafe down the road does square sausage...
yep decision made. Bad coffee and over-sized breakfast it is.
imo we do better chocolate but America wins for ice cream.
Vega being introduced with a big fight scene is a bit clichéd but his backstory has the potential of being interesting.
The comic version of him did remind me of Puck from Glee though.
yep decision made. Bad coffee and over-sized breakfast it is.
imo we do better chocolate but America wins for ice cream.
Vega being introduced with a big fight scene is a bit clichéd but his backstory has the potential of being interesting.
The comic version of him did remind me of Puck from Glee though.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 10:59
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EDI will pilot the ship while Shep and Joker make sweet monkey love.
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*My Shepard walks onto ship, and her eyes widen at the sight of someone else in the pilot's seat*NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!
But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good
Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!
Shepard: What the hell are you doing?
Pilot: ...Sitting?
Shepard: Who the HELL are YOU?
Pilot: ...I'm Frank.
Shepard: Frank, you're supposed to be Joker. WHY ARE YOU NOT JOKER?
Pilot: ...Because I'm Frank?
Shepard: Get out of my ship!
Pilot: But we're in the middle of nowhere, and I don't have any gear. If I go out I'll-
Shepard: GET OUT OF THE F*CKING SHIP, FRANK!
Frank: Are you crazy? I'm not going out there!
Shepard: EDI, GET THIS F*CKER OF THE GOD DAMN SHIP!
EDI: Yes Commander. Commencing eject seat.
Pilot: Wait, what? *gets hurtled into space where he shall forever wander aimlessly*
Wrex: Who's gonna pilot the ship now?
Shepard: TALI! You're the temporary pilot!
Tali: YAY! *sits in pilot seat* Where are we going?
Shepard: Second star to the right, and straight on till morning! *Tinker Bell flies onto Shepard's shoulder*
Tali: ...We're in space. How am I supposed to tell when it's morning?
Shepard: I don't know. DAMN IT TALI JUST GO!
*Normandy flies off to find Joker*
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 11:10
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lol - yes I think my shep would have a proper toddler style paddy - rolling on the floor, crying, refusing to move untill Joker was back to where he should be - dignity means nothing when it comes to FemShep and Joker :-)
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 11:11
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EDI will pilot the ship while Shep and Joker make sweet monkey love.
I am so on board with that.
LOL that would be hilarious for the culmination of the romantic plot.
*In Shepard's cabin*
Joker: Hey Commander. So, this is it, huh? Time to save the galaxy?
Shepard: I'm glad you're here. You've been there from the start, Jeff. I can't tell you how much that means to me.
Joker: Yeah, well... I guess I kinda owe it to you. You saved my life, right?
Shepard: You're not here in my room because you owe me, though, are you?
Joker: No. I'm here because I don't want to waste another day thinking about you when I can actually be with you.
Shepard: Come here... *mandatory Shepard smirk*
*Sexy montage*
*Snuggling in bed*
Shepard: Joker...?
Joker: Yeah?
Shepard: If you're up here, who's flying the ship?
Joker: EDI's got her uses.
I dunno LOL. Bit cheesy. I like cheese. I can't be the only one who had tried to think of how the pre-sexin' convo might go, right?
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 11:19
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SolarDiamond wrote...
Kathleen321 wrote...
EDI will pilot the ship while Shep and Joker make sweet monkey love.
I am so on board with that.
LOL that would be hilarious for the culmination of the romantic plot.
*In Shepard's cabin*
Joker: Hey Commander. So, this is it, huh? Time to save the galaxy?
Shepard: I'm glad you're here. You've been there from the start, Jeff. I can't tell you how much that means to me.
Joker: Yeah, well... I guess I kinda owe it to you. You saved my life, right?
Shepard: You're not here in my room because you owe me, though, are you?
Joker: No. I'm here because I don't want to waste another day thinking about you when I can actually be with you.
Shepard: Come here... *mandatory Shepard smirk*
*Sexy montage*
*Snuggling in bed*
Shepard: Joker...?
Joker: Yeah?
Shepard: If you're up here, who's flying the ship?
Joker: EDI's got her uses.
I dunno LOL. Bit cheesy. I like cheese. I can't be the only one who had tried to think of how the pre-sexin' convo might go, right?
Mhh.. Cheese. I like cheese as well.
That was really good - very much in character, I think. On both sides.
Though I must say, I think Shep's "Come here..." always sounds awkward :/ Epsecially in the Talimance. It's a pity, though, cause Tali's romance is really cute.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 11:20
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I hope that the pre-sex convo is very sweet.
Like, with Joker finally admitting he's in love with Shepard and would be worried about Shepard's safety except that Shepard pretty much survives everything. And then Shepard has that smirk and Joker's all "Please tell me that the reason you wanted me to come up here was because you wanted to get laid and not because you wanted to talk to me about something stupid."
And then they kiss and have montage. Then we can have Solar's final lines.
Like, with Joker finally admitting he's in love with Shepard and would be worried about Shepard's safety except that Shepard pretty much survives everything. And then Shepard has that smirk and Joker's all "Please tell me that the reason you wanted me to come up here was because you wanted to get laid and not because you wanted to talk to me about something stupid."
And then they kiss and have montage. Then we can have Solar's final lines.
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Posté 17 septembre 2011 - 11:24
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sokkenn_ wrote...
SolarDiamond wrote...
*snip*Kathleen321 wrote...
*snip*
Mhh.. Cheese. I like cheese as well.
That was really good - very much in character, I think. On both sides.
Though I must say, I think Shep's "Come here..." always sounds awkward :/ Epsecially in the Talimance. It's a pity, though, cause Tali's romance is really cute.
Oh, I know! That come here. I swear femShep says it, too... at some point. I want Shep to say something equally sweet and vulnerable at some point. I really loved it in the LotSB mission when Liara asks if she's okay, and to be honest, and she's like, "I'm fine, really, It's been a little rough, but we'll get through it" and she sounds soooo tired and like she's trying to hang on. Argh. Oh Jen Hale, how I love thee.
ETA:
I hope that the pre-sex convo is very sweet.
Like, with Joker finally
admitting he's in love with Shepard and would be worried about
Shepard's safety except that Shepard pretty much survives everything.
And then Shepard has that smirk and Joker's all "Please tell me that the
reason you wanted me to come up here was because you wanted to get laid
and not because you wanted to talk to me about something stupid."
And then they kiss and have montage. Then we can have Solar's final lines.
LMAO. Ohhh. That is perfect. Joker, Joker, Joker. He would say that.
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Lol, sounds interesting. Mwahaha. Usually I have Shepard live, but she's like, REEEEEALLY hurt. She's unconcious and might die, and Joker is left with nothing but his thoughts, thinking about how he feels, how she feels, ect., it kills him, I laugh, ect.... XDStarYukiko wrote...
SpaceinMind wrote...
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Sorrel wrote...
Sometimes when I'm Mary-Sue-ing myself into daydreams (You do it too. Don't you even give me that look.) I imagine a SHAMELESS SELF INSERT spending some free time in the flight simulator. You know. To hone up on skillz. For reasons that make absolutely no military sense at all but exhibit flawless logic from a stupid daydream point of view, there are customisable SOUNDTRACKS in the flight simulator. I like listening to 'I Blame Coco - In Spirit Golden' for example.
And then... Suddenly... PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME. You know what that means.
All kinds of fun and exciting Mary-Sue possibilities.
/end nerd confession
So. SHARE WITH ME. We all know you totally do it so what are your Mass Effect Mary-Sue fantasies?
edit: OBV they relate to Joker. Mine all do. (And come on let's keep it classy eh)
Hmmm... besides all the smart ass comments like the one above your post?
Sigh. Okay, so I always imagine that Shepard is about to exit the Normandy and do some big thing to defeat the Reapers. Thing is, it's gonna cost her life (ultimate Mary-sue XD). Goes something like this:
*Shepard's grabbing her gear*
Tali: Shepard, if you go out there, you'll die.
Shepard: I know.
Tali: Do you hear me Shepard? You'll die, and this time we won't be able to bring you back.
Shepard: I know, Tali.
*everyone else in the ship starts to hear the conversations*
Joker: What's going on?
Wrex: Shepard's gone suicidal.
Joker: What?
Tali: She's going to go out there!
Wrex: Told ya. Suicidal.
Joker: Commander, have you gone crazy?
Shepard: Possibly.
Ashley: I'm going with you.
Miranda: Has everyone suddenly gone insane?
Shepard: I'm going alone. I can do this by making that mistake again.
Shepard: Williams, you're staying here. That's an order.
Ashley: No ma'am.
Tali: Shepard, if you insist on doing this, I'm coming with you.
Shepard: Tali-.
Tali: I want to repay you. For everything.
Shepard: You can't just-.
Jack: They're not gonna listen. Believe me.
Shepard: Then get ready to leave.
*the three walk up the stairs, nearing the exit, followed by the rest of the crew, ready to see them out*
Joker: Commander you can't do this!
Shepard: I can, and I will. It's the only way.
Wrex: Anything you need to do before you die?
Shepard: What?
Wrex: You heard me.
Jack: *shrugs* If you're gonna die, might as get any unfinished buisness done.
Joker: This is crazy!
EDI: I believe we have already established that.
Wrex: Well, Shepard?
Shepard: I shouldn't.
Wrex: You'll regret if you don't.
Shepard: I can't.
Jack: You can. You're just too scared.
Garrus: Shouldn't we be worrying about the Reapers?
Shepard: *sighs; kisses Joker*
Joker:
Everyone else:
Shepard: *pulling away* I've always wanted to do that. *walks toward exit of Normandy, and without looking back says:* EDI you're in charge while I'm gone.
EDI: Yes, Commander.
*gets pelted with cabbages* Ouch! No! Stop it! She said it could be Mary-sue-ish! Where the f*ck did you people get cabbages anyway?! Jesus!!!
*puts away cabbages*
I enjoyed the read quite a bit, it felt exactly like something Shepard would do <3
I think so too
And ofc in my head Shepard survives and that leads to an awkward follow-up with confessions :3
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Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 12:03
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I'm really beginning to doubt the chances of a Joker romance. He had more support than Garrus for ME2, yet they overlooked him. If not then, then why now? I hate be such a pessimist, but still...
I can't wait until there's decent voice replication software and we can make our own romances. (10, 20, 50 years?) Think it'll ever happen?
Oh god I am pathetic.
I can't wait until there's decent voice replication software and we can make our own romances. (10, 20, 50 years?) Think it'll ever happen?
Oh god I am pathetic.
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Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 12:04
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Ohh dialogue-times =) yay! Thanks for that, I can't write to save my life but I'm always happy to read what others write. And now I'm really curious about Vega, thanks for the links.
Hmmm.... Joker has pretty good timing now when one thinks about it. Every single time my FemShep goes by the pilot-chair he's there. Does he sleep on the same schedule =) and everytime something bad happens he's in that chair. Never thought about it before but imagine sitting down in the mess talking with Joker and suddenly you are attacked by an enemy ship or something. Like the beginning of ME2. How would it have been different if Joker hadn't been in the chair in at that point. What if he had been sleeping. Would he have made a run for the pilot seat or gone for the life pods. Betting he would have going full speed towards the pilot's chair ready to save the Ship and everyone on it. What would your Shepard have done if you had been in a corridor with Joker running past you? Hmmm.... 2 am and strange ideas starts spinning over here =)
@ Celestina love that cat-pic up there ^, lol
Hmmm.... Joker has pretty good timing now when one thinks about it. Every single time my FemShep goes by the pilot-chair he's there. Does he sleep on the same schedule =) and everytime something bad happens he's in that chair. Never thought about it before but imagine sitting down in the mess talking with Joker and suddenly you are attacked by an enemy ship or something. Like the beginning of ME2. How would it have been different if Joker hadn't been in the chair in at that point. What if he had been sleeping. Would he have made a run for the pilot seat or gone for the life pods. Betting he would have going full speed towards the pilot's chair ready to save the Ship and everyone on it. What would your Shepard have done if you had been in a corridor with Joker running past you? Hmmm.... 2 am and strange ideas starts spinning over here =)
@ Celestina love that cat-pic up there ^, lol
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Posté 18 septembre 2011 - 12:09
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Celestina wrote...
I'm really beginning to doubt the chances of a Joker romance. He had more support than Garrus for ME2, yet they overlooked him. If not then, then why now? I hate be such a pessimist, but still...
I can't wait until there's decent voice replication software and we can make our own romances. (10, 20, 50 years?) Think it'll ever happen?
Oh god I am pathetic.
Don't give up hope! That they waited until the final installment would just make it that much more awesome. He's the only one that is guaranteed to have been there throughout the series. Totally loyal, backing Shepard 100%. It would be like, the ultimate romantic conclusion for the series. Oh god. I'm starting to feel panicky. What if they don't do it?! Please, BioWare, PLEASE! Give us Jokermance! *breathes into paper bag*
I would totally make up my own romance with that software, Celestina. Don't worry. We can be pathetic together. *shame*
