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[Most Definitely Sane]

@Celestina
We can't give up. Now, there's more hints than ever!

SilentK@
Same! I've always wondered when he went to the bathroom.

Oh hey, first.

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 18 septembre 2011 - 12:20 .

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

@Celestina
We can't give up. Now, there's more hints than ever!

SilentK@
Same! I've always wondered when he went to the bathroom.

Well... he does say that he has to hit the head at one point, and if he and Shepard are done talking or if he needs to use the bottle he keeps hidden up there. LOL. Gross. Boyfriend in highschool used to have an emergency bottle on standby. Joker's great. He's such a guy. Pee bottles, porn, and dirty jokes about cockpits. *shakes head*

EDIT: Link to that little gem of Joker lines. Bathroom reference around :51.

Modifié par SolarDiamond, 18 septembre 2011 - 12:27 .

[RhiPanda]

Btw! I have thought up another awesome junk food that I could totally see Joker loving, the awesomeness that is deep fried mars bars
And yes I will never give up, never surrender. Joker will be a romance option whether he wants to or not

Modifié par RhiPanda, 18 septembre 2011 - 12:18 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

I kind of want to try a deep fried mars bar now.

[RhiPanda]

Ahh deep fried mars bars are the best, probably do something hideous to my insides but totally worth it

Modifié par RhiPanda, 18 septembre 2011 - 12:27 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

SolarDiamond wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

@Celestina
We can't give up. Now, there's more hints than ever!

SilentK@
Same! I've always wondered when he went to the bathroom.

Well... he does say that he has to hit the head at one point, and if he and Shepard are done talking or if he needs to use the bottle he keeps hidden up there. LOL. Gross. Boyfriend in highschool used to have an emergency bottle for that reason. Joker's great. He's such a guy. Pee bottles, porn, and dirty jokes about cockpits. *shakes head*

EDIT: Link to that little gem of Joker lines. Bathroom reference around :51.

Oh.
Gotta wonder why I never see the other pilot...
You know what? I hope they introduce another pilot. Because Joker has to get up to go pee once in awhile.A pilot that Joker always makes fun of because Joker's better and the new pilot could be like...all serious and moody.

[RhiPanda]

Here have some Joker pics


By~Kameia

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

SolarDiamond wrote...

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Oh.
Gotta wonder why I never see the other pilot...
You know what? I hope they introduce another pilot. Because Joker has to get up to go pee once in awhile.A pilot that Joker always makes fun of because Joker's better and the new pilot could be like...all serious and moody.

Hmm. I think he would probably wait until they were in a relatively safe place to put the ship on auto-pilot so he could take a bathroom break. He's gotta have some sort of shift relief, though, unless they just sit around cloaked while he gets some shut eye. That just seems impractical, though.

It would have been fun to see him interacting with a co-pilot, but I suppose that's the same dynamic he has with EDI. Actually, she technically is the co-pilot now since she is able to take control of the ship. Wonder if the Alliance will keep her unshackled or limit her again.

[Victia]

Whoop 150 pages of joker love! I personally am feeling fairly optimistic about a joker romance atm

[Most Definitely Sane]

SolarDiamond wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

SolarDiamond wrote...

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Oh.
Gotta wonder why I never see the other pilot...
You know what? I hope they introduce another pilot. Because Joker has to get up to go pee once in awhile.A pilot that Joker always makes fun of because Joker's better and the new pilot could be like...all serious and moody.

Hmm. I think he would probably wait until they were in a relatively safe place to put the ship on auto-pilot so he could take a bathroom break. He's gotta have some sort of shift relief, though, unless they just sit around cloaked while he gets some shut eye. That just seems impractical, though.

It would have been fun to see him interacting with a co-pilot, but I suppose that's the same dynamic he has with EDI. Actually, she technically is the co-pilot now since she is able to take control of the ship. Wonder if the Alliance will keep her unshackled or limit her again.

While I hope they keep her unshackled, I think it's likely she'll be limited again.
If you found a ship with an enemy AI, wouldn't you limit her? 
Though Joker and Shep will probably unshackle her once more.

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

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It would have been fun to see him interacting with a co-pilot, but I suppose that's the same dynamic he has with EDI. Actually, she technically is the co-pilot now since she is able to take control of the ship. Wonder if the Alliance will keep her unshackled or limit her again.

While I hope they keep her unshackled, I think it's likely she'll be limited again.
If you found a ship with an enemy AI, wouldn't you limit her? 
Though Joker and Shep will probably unshackle her once more.

I would most definitely limit EDI's access to ship functions. Hell, given the chance to I would have done it in ME2. I don't trust that damn AI at all. Built by Cerberus with reaper technology? Oh hell no.

Sorry, Joker. I don't care if she makes your job easier, hun. Do what you were trained to, Mr. Best-Damned-Pilot-in-the-Whole-Alliance-Fleet.

[oligo]

SolarDiamond wrote...

I would most definitely limit EDI's access to ship functions. Hell, given the chance to I would have done it in ME2. I don't trust that damn AI at all. Built by Cerberus with reaper technology? Oh hell no.

Sorry, Joker. I don't care if she makes your job easier, hun. Do what you were trained to, Mr. Best-Damned-Pilot-in-the-Whole-Alliance-Fleet.

This. Times a thousand...

I just don't trust it at all... <_<  Maybe it'll prove me wrong, but....

Better safe than sorry.

[Most Definitely Sane]

I love EDI, and I trust her. Legion will probably help out with--
Holy crud.
If the Reapers hack her or something and cause her to crash the Normandy, I'm gonna be upset.

[Kathleen321]

RhiPanda wrote...

Ahh deep fried mars bars are the best, probably do something hideous to my insides but totally worth it

Yey!! I love those! I want one now I do!!!!! I can't find them anywhere in my town though.  

And about the pre romance dialogue you all added. I love it! I love it all!! Joker romance would just be so perfect! It really needs to happen. 

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

I love EDI, and I trust her. Legion will probably help out with--
Holy crud.
If the Reapers hack her or something and cause her to crash the Normandy, I'm gonna be upset.

Exactly. Or if Cerberus has some sort of override protocol contingency plan for if the AI did go rogue, and somehow managed to be able to activate it and take control of the programming remotely to send the ship back to Cerberus? Bad news. It's not necessarily EDI's intentions that I don't trust, but the whole situation seems like unnecessary risk. No need for her to have the ship as a body to control. There's already a pilot, and a damned good one at that!

[Omega Torsk]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!

I guarantee you that this will be the reaction of all my Shepards (including the guys):



Moving on, *reads the comic; gasps* Shepard... in irons... on HIS/HER OWN SHIP!?!? And Anderson is the Commanding Officer!? Anderson... b-but how could you? HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?

James Vega is turning out to be an awesome character! If he's available, my Renegon Femshep may have just found a replacement for Kaidan... nothing personal, but he was kind of a douche to her on Horizon. Lol

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Can you imagine stepping onto the normandy again.. only to have some stranger swivel round in Jokers chair!

But yeah... any excuse to have a mission revolve around Joker is good

Aww.. i wish he had a lil retrieval quest in ME2 like Chakwas did.. in fact he should have been part of that booze up!

I'd probably shoot the new pilot in a panicked shock.

I'm reminded of "Burn After Reading." 
Also, congrats on getting first page Joker... twice! Told ya you'd get it, someday! 

Celestina wrote...

I'm really beginning to doubt the chances of a Joker romance. He had more support than Garrus for ME2, yet they overlooked him. If not then, then why now? I hate be such a pessimist, but still...

Wha-? He had more support than Garrus did before ME2 came out? Well, that should give you even more hope! Bioware has obviously been aware of this fanbase for over 2 years, maybe they were just saving it for the final game of the saga! Just gotta keep on hoping, keep that optimism up, and grasp those darn straws!!!

SolarDiamond wrote...

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I would most definitely limit EDI's access to ship functions. Hell, given the chance to I would have done it in ME2. I don't trust that damn AI at all. Built by Cerberus with reaper technology? Oh hell no.

Sorry, Joker. I don't care if she makes your job easier, hun. Do what you were trained to, Mr. Best-Damned-Pilot-in-the-Whole-Alliance-Fleet.

This. So much this. I like EDI so far, but at the end of the day, she's a robot built by a now-enemy (with Reaper tech to boot). I really didn't like how we were unable to re-shackle EDI after getting the crew back. The Morning War is enough of an example that young AI cannot be fully trusted...
Also, I like to imagine EDI and the Normandy as separate entities. I can't say it any better than Shepard: "I'm not going to be second-guessed on my own ship, by my own ship!" Stop calling yourself the Normandy, EDI; you're not. The Normandy is the Normandy and she only has one pilot! *nods*

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 18 septembre 2011 - 02:26 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

Really, if we have a new pilot that temporarily replaced Joker, are we going to kick him into space?
Can't we at least give him a shuttle?

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...
Really, if we have a new pilot that temporarily replaced Joker, are we going to kick him into space?
Can't we at least give him a shuttle?

Okay. We'll save airlock ejects for people who really deserve it. Like backstabbers and Udina. Ehehe.

I couldn't be too angry at a new pilot since it wouldn't be his/her fault for getting assigned to the ship, but they'd definitely have some major boots to fill.

@Omega Torsk: OMG, major lol at the Burn After Reading imagery. I freaking love that movie.
EDIT: Also, totally agree with you about EDI.

Modifié par SolarDiamond, 18 septembre 2011 - 03:05 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

I have an idea!
Let's all write a prompt on how we think Joker would react if there was a new pilot in his seat.

[SolarDiamond]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

I have an idea!
Let's all write a prompt on how we think Joker would react if there was a new pilot in his seat.

I will take that challenge! Hmmmm.

*Joker approaches the helm to sit down*
Joker: What the... Who the hell are you?
New Pilot: I'm Flight Lieutenant Zeigler. Who are you?
Joker: I'm the pilot of this ship. Get out of my seat.
New Pilot: Uh, I don't know who you've been talking to, but I'm the chief helmsman here.
Joker: That's funny. Get up.
New Pilot: I'm afraid I can't do that. If you have a problem take it up with command.
Joker: Listen kid, while you were sitting in a flight school simulator I was busy running ops for Shepard and the Council, so save yourself the embarrassment of a cripple kicking your ass and get up.
New Pilot: Wait... you're Jeff Moreau?
Joker: Yup.
New Pilot: Holy ****.
Joker: I know.
New Pilot: Uh... Did command send you to replace me?
Joker: Actually, they sent you to try and replace me. Too bad for you I'm back and my command is scarier than yours, so skeedaddle.
New Pilot: I'm not authorized to leave this post unless directed by chain of command, sir.
Joker: 'Sir'. I like that. Now buzz off.
Shepard: Everything going well up here?
Joker: Shepard, who is this dip**** sitting in my bridge?
Shepard: Someone who is being relieved of his position. We won't be needing you any longer, Zeigler. You're dismissed.
New Pilot: But...
Joker: Hey, you heard the lady.
New Pilot: Aye ma'am...
Joker: That's right. Off ya go.
Shepard: Glad to have you back, Joker. Ship's not the same without you.
Joker: Wouldn't wanna be any other place, Commander. *Joker sits* Ahhh... still has the leather seats, too.
EDI: Hello, Mr. Moreau.
Joker: And you. *sighs* Damn it.

Yeah, lol. Pretty much how I think it'd go down. Weeeee.

[Patchwork]

TBH I'm more worried about Shepard being hacked than EDI.

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

I have an idea!
Let's all write a prompt on how we think Joker would react if there was a new pilot in his seat.

Joker: Get out.
NuPilot: No.
Joker: Get out.
NuPilot: No.
Joker: Get out my chair!
NuPilot: No!
Joker: [mutter] If I had my crutches I'd beat you with 'em. [normal voice] You've had us hiding in this asteroid belt for hours. Look at the heat sinks! Ten more minutes and we're in the red!
NuPilot: There's no break in enemy lines! We try to make a run for it and the Reapers will be on us!
Joker: [leans over NuPilot and brings up a mini galaxy on the comp] For the love of...slingshot off Jupiter then Neptune and go through the Relay while we still have some juice, you slack-jawed, incompetent-
NuPilot: Shepard! Lt. Williams!
Ashley: NuPilot you're an exceptional helmsman, it's why I requested you for my crew, but Joker has experience and we need that right now.
NuPilot: Yes ma'am. [NuPilot gets up and Joker quickly sits himself down and gets busy adjusting the chair.]
Ashley and NuPilot leave the cockpit
Joker: [quietly] You work fast Commander.
Shepard: [sidelong smirk] And for my next rick; restoring my command.

[NamiraWilhelm]

Beware the deep fried mars bar, you shall instantly gain 200 lbs just from eating one.

lol okie doke, spur of the moment prompt! :



Joker: Who's this clown?

[PinkDiamondstl]

Have't been here all day. Is there any new Joker news?

[NamiraWilhelm]

Lol nope Pink! We never get any bloody Joker news... they're so secretive its enough to make you paranoid about what they have planned!

[StarYukiko]

Oh my god, hi. Haven't been here for a few days. Been busy doing home work for my java class :I
I seen that we have some new people here a few pages back, welcome to the thread
Also, interesting conversations, it was nice to read~