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[Omega Torsk]

DeadlyHaven wrote...

@Omega
Avatar The Last Airbender isn't an anime! I know you didn't say it was, but I just had to put that out there.

This is why I also listed "animated shows." *tsk* Lol

Okay, okay Rhi and Sane. I just need to get inspired, first. Where's Phantom? I need my writing partner-in-crime for this. Lol

Not giving the optimism back, though! *hoards until March*

Edit: Oh, Top-of-Page Joker, eh? Hmm, well here's one (prepare for eye-melting d'awwness)


Shoker Babies by helenovision

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 20 septembre 2011 - 12:03 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

YAY!
*hug*

There has to be one good movie that's an adaption of a cartoon/video game.

[Omega Torsk]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

YAY!
*hug*

There has to be one good movie that's an adaption of a cartoon/video game.

*shrugs* Silent Hill was a pretty faithful adaptation.

But not Resident Evil. Don't even get me started on those movies or I'll start ripping off the thread's wallpaper and make monkey noises. And Tomb Raider? *scoffs* Mentioning the Super Mario Brothers movie will make me sigh heavily and possibly weep... uhm... hmm... Silent Hill?

Edit: And now they're making movies based off board games. "Battleship," anyone? When it's created, who wants to join me for the premiere of "Hungry, Hungry Hippo?"

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 20 septembre 2011 - 12:14 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

Seriously?
That's it?
Great...

Okay, if Joker suddenly appeared in your living room , how would you react?

[LadyofRivendell]

I didn't initially want to support this pairing, but after reading parts of this thread you guys make me really want to see it happen xD

I have to agree that Silent Hill is probably the best video game movie I've seen... And even then, I didn't like it that much.
Prince of Persia wasn't all that bad, either.

[Sylvanpyxie]

Doom movie wasn't bad. But i like Judge Dredd so it's safe to say my tastes are highly questionable. Resident Evil movies amused me in their own rights, once i removed all thought of the games. Tomb Raider movies were as bad as the games.

Silent Hill was a pretty epic movie, though i can barely remember the games anymore. Sean Bean was in it, which is a winner. He has a face that loses 20 years whenever he smiles.

Mostly, i don't think it's possible for characters and stories to live up to movie adaptation, from books or games. Not after so many people have grown to love/hate everything in a game, only to have it all turned and twisted and ripped to pieces to amuse chavvy movie lovers.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 20 septembre 2011 - 12:19 .

[RhiPanda]

Hmm good video game movie *struggles to think of one*
Agh can't think of any and I haven't seen Silent Hill so dunno about that one.

If Joker suddenly appeared in my living room right now?
I'd probably react like this...

edit: Boo gif stopped working D:

Ah in reality I would be on the glomp squad and flatten the poor guy

Modifié par RhiPanda, 20 septembre 2011 - 01:32 .

[Nyreen]

DeadlyHaven wrote...

@Omega
Avatar The Last Airbender isn't an anime! I know you didn't say it was, but I just had to put that out there.

They outsourced all animation to Korea, so it basically is one. Love that series, didn't know there were so many fans in here! (Looking forward to Legend of Korra!)

Anyway, LMFAO at that screenshot and caption! Oh god, naked and drunken femshep is hilarious...

[Omega Torsk]

Yes, yes! Prince of Persia totally slipped my mind! That was a good video game adaptation!

Yeah, I thought that the Judge Dredd movie was pretty good! Doom... not sure about Doom, but that's the type of videogame that wouldn't make that good of a movie anyway, so...

[Sylvanpyxie]

Okay, if Joker suddenly appeared in your living room , how would you react?

I'd look him up and down. Scratch my head and say: "Was hoping for Wash."

[LadyofRivendell]

If Joker suddenly appeared in my living room...

First, I'd freak out that a random dude just popped up in my house, and I'd probably scream and reach for the nearest weapon to chase him out. Then once I realized it was Joker (as I'd be holding a knife to his throat and interrogating him to confirm he wasn't some look alike burglar/murderer) I'd glomp him, then ask if he was okay. You know, with his disease and all.

Then there would most likely be an awkward silence.

[phantomdragoness]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Okay, okay Rhi and Sane. I just need to get inspired, first. Where's Phantom? I need my writing partner-in-crime for this. Lol

Not giving the optimism back, though! *hoards until March*

Hey guys, I was gone because I had to visit the real world for a bit. It was strange. There are these amazing things called trees, y'all should check them out. They have bark on them, but I couldn't hear anything. : \\

LOL. Oh yay, writing time! *thinks*

*crickets*

DAMNIT. Okay, this is all I can think up now. Kinda long:

Joker: *sitting in the mess hall, eating a late dinner*
Shepard: *comes and sits accross from him; taps finger on table*
Joker: ...
Shepard: ...About last night...
Joker: *holds up fork* Don't.
Shepard: *looks at hands* Isn't it weird that we haven't talked about it?
Joker: Talked about what?
Shepard: ...You know the thing...last night...when I walked in naked and tried to jump you?
Joker: Tried to jump me?
Shepard: ...Okay, I jumped you. Can't we talk about this like two adults?
Joker: Well this adult here wants to eat.
Shepard: *pushes Joker's tray out of his reach*
Joker: ...I resent that.
Shepard: Tough. We're talking.
Joker: What's there to talk about? You were drunk, naked, and obviously wanted to break my thighs.
Shepard: You're not that breakable, Jeff.
Joker: *mumbles* When you're a cyborg, everything's breakable.
Shepard: *gives him look*
Joker: Okay look, Iron Maiden. I'm not upset over it.
Shepard: You haven't looked at me for more than a few seconds since I sat here.
Joker: ...*runs hand over face* Commander...Shepard...you can't just...walk into a guy's cockpit like that. ...Things happen, react and...and you know.
Shepard: *smirks* I'm afraid I don't know, Jeff.
Joker: Stop calling me that, and yes you do.
Shepard: You don't like me calling you by your first name?
Joker: No...I mean ye-I don't know! I mean...Damnit, commander, you're not making this easy.
Shepard: What happened to "Shepard"?
Joker: Now you're doing it on purpose.
Shepard: Doing what?
Joker: Riling me up.
Shepard: You love it.
Joker: *clears throat, unconsiously tugs hat a little lower over face to hide blush*
Shepard: I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable.
Joker: ...You didn't.

[NamiraWilhelm]

haha.. having flashbacks of awful game-movies.. super mario bros...

[phantomdragoness]

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

haha.. having flashbacks of awful game-movies.. super mario bros...

Don't even!

Don't.

Even.

[NamiraWilhelm]

... and now im thinking of the mutant turtles film

[Most Definitely Sane]

Phantom, that was awesome. Thank you.

[Victia]

Silent hill was ok, tomb raider had um..... certain pleasing visual qualities but was generally bad!

Um if joker turned up in my living room- not sure what I would do except rugby tackle my two dogs so they dont do their usual with new people in our house and floor him

[FlamingFlyingV]

Silent Hill has to be one of my favorites. I liked it even before I knew it was a game. Prince of Persia was very good

Also, I totally found out my English professor is a Mass Effect fan today. I have the Normandy as my laptop background, he was walking around and saw it and we spazzed XD

[StarYukiko]

That must've been awesome xD
Also, the super mario bros movie was terrible! But I love the nostalgia critics review of it.

[phantomdragoness]

Sure thing, Sane!

If Joker suddenly appeared in my living room...

First, I'd wonder if I had finally gone off the deep end.
Second, I'd ask him who he was to ensure that I was seeing who I was seeing.
Third, my dog would tackle Joker to the ground - it's not an attack, mind you - it's a greeting.
Forth, I'd help Joker up.
Fifth, I'd glomp Joker and we'd fall back on the couch.
Sixth, I'd apologize if I fractured his legs.
Seventh, depending on the answer of the above step, I'd take him out to a place that serves real burgers, and I would pay for as many as he wants. XD

Oh and guys...this was in my watch box this afternoon...


"From the second I realized I was going to die, I never once blamed you."
by OnlyEmmy

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 20 septembre 2011 - 03:56 .

[Omega Torsk]

StarYukiko wrote...

That must've been awesome xD
Also, the super mario bros movie was terrible! But I love the nostalgia critics review of it.

*holds head and tries to forget the Super Mario Brothers movie ever happened*

Err... grr...mmm... GAH! THAT IS NOT KING KOOPA! DINOSAUR HUMANS!? WHAT THE FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- *snaps back to reality*

Oh, sorry I was just having one of those episodes, again.

NC did a good, albeit short review on it. There was so much more that could've been said, but he kind of rushed the end (where the biggest WTF moments happen). Then again, it was made back when he uploaded his videos to Youtube.

Anyway,

phantomdragoness wrote...

Oh and guys...this was in my watch box this afternoon...


"From the second I realized I was going to die, I never once blamed you."
by OnlyEmmy

Those... those words... That picture... I-I... eh, eh, eh, eh

Okay, there's no denying it, now; there [i]has to be a Jokermance!

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 20 septembre 2011 - 04:41 .

[SilentK]

Hmmm.... what would happen if Shepard left Joker? All the LI:s in the BioWare games can be turned down during the romance-arc so I guess this means Shepard could say no to Joker. It would be very difficult in deed. But this is a important part of the romance-arc. You can hit on them, and you can leave them. You can even cheat on them so it's a must that it's possible to do in game.

Hmmm... I have this feeling that one of the reasons for Joker not being a LI in ME2 was because he was not meant to be able to get into that kind of conflict with Shepard and he is very much needed to fly the Normandy. So how will this be solved? If Shepard leaves Joker, what will make him stay on the Normandy and fly the plane? We need him to fly the plane, but for him to be a LI there will be most likely be a option to dump him.

I start thinking about weird things when writing reports. Hmmm.... my solution. Joker has always been very very loyal to Shepard, Normandy and it's crew. All the other still stays with Shepard when dumped so why not Joker. He would probably say something sarcastic to cover up his broken heart and go back out to the cockpit. To bury himself in work. Ahhgh... this is just too sad to think about   

Modifié par SilentK, 20 septembre 2011 - 05:17 .

[Omega Torsk]

SilentK wrote...

Hmmm.... what would happen if Shepard left Joker? All the LI:s in the BioWare games can be turned down during
the romance-arc so I guess this means Shepard could say no to Joker. It would be very difficult in deed. But this is a important part of the romance-arc. You can hit on them, and you can leave them. You can even cheat on them so it's a must that it's possible to do in game.

But enough of recent history, let's go back in a time machine!

Tiiime machiiine, tiiime machiiine!

Two o'clock, four o'clock, three o'clock, eight o'clock *makes a whirring noise, waving his arms around* ALL the way back into prehistorical times (3 months ago) when the thread was still young and your old buddy Torsk still had Legion as his avatar! Page 20...

Omega Torsk wrote...

-snip-

Hmm, I wonder what his rejection would look like. Y'know, that not-so-subtle "no" Bioware puts into ALL of the ME romances at the point when your love is about to culminate? Garrus's is the saddest. Jacob's is funny; you need to reject him 3 times before he leaves (no priiiize). Tali actually sounds understanding, but you can hear her voice cracking when she says "can't blame a girl for trying." Though I would never be cruel enough to try, I wonder what Joker's would look like.

Shepard: We can't do this, Jeff...
Joker: Oh, you mean sex? Well, we can just cuddle, if that's what you want.
Shepard: No, I mean... this. Our mission is too important.
Joker: Is that really what you think, Shepard? 
Shepard: <silence>
Joker: Yeah, whatever. You're right. Probably would have broken my pelvis, anyway...
<silence>
Joker: I-I've gotta get back to the bridge.
<Joker walks away, his head drooping as he enters the elevator>

Okay, that hurt me just writing that! This is why I never reject an ME LI. It just feels wrong!

And I remember getting a lot of sad puppy/kitty posts, a few "WRRRYYYY!?!?" posts and at least one "you're a MONSTER" post from all of you for that! Lol

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 20 septembre 2011 - 05:24 .