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[SilentK]

phantomdragoness wrote...

ME1
Shep: *about to admite feelings to Kaidan*
Joker: Commander!
Shep: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Kaidan: JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!

ME2
Shep: *sexy time with Garrus*
Joker: Er...Commander....
Shep: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Garrus: Have to calibrate anyways.

ME3
Shep: *FINALLY sexy time with Joker*
EDI: Commander-
Shep and Joker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Hilarity probability...*sniffs* promising.

   You guys are just great!! Think the guys over here at work wonder why one of their master thesis studens fell over the keyboard laughing like a hyena.... thanks for that          maybe a warning next time so I can try to read with a seroius face.... 

Love the Joker-thread     

edit: spelling.... as always   =)

Modifié par SilentK, 16 juin 2011 - 09:52 .

[FenrisDeSolar]

I don't recommend spending time around Jokerites when at work or school. We have a tendency to say things that are funny. 8] Makes for embarrassing moments and odd looks from employers, colleagues, fellow students and other things.

[Corephyfish]

Just started playing again and still my favourite line ever:

That doesn't change anything, it's still watching. Like some creepy kid staring at the back of your head in comp sci you just want to punch him but he's "special" and sets fires or something.

What is your favourite Joker line?

edit: btw, jsut been updating my Shoker fic, sorry about the first few chapters, fanfiction messed up the break points so bits seem to run together.

www.fanfiction.net/s/5737522/1/The_Subtle_Effect

Modifié par slydfoxxy, 16 juin 2011 - 02:05 .

[SilentK]

I love that bit before Legions LM =) he leans out of the chair and talks a bit, makes the funny arm-moves and that face. He doesn't even have to talk in order to be funny.

[carilynn46]

 I can see the romance going something like Joker telling EDI to take the controlls for awhile he is going to stretch his legs but he goes to talk to shepard in her cabin, takes his hat off runs his fingers threw his hair as she lets him in, he puts back on his cap and he admires her room for a moment trying to get his thoughts straight and he tries to break the ice with a joke that the commander doesn't get or something then he tries to explain then he just comes out with it "okay from teh first time i saw you..." at this poingt he is probably talking really fast just to get threw with it then he is like "hell..." then he just walks up to the commander and kisses her  tossing his hat to the side then when things start to get heated...
EDI: Jeff?
heavy breathing...
Joker: Not now edi....
EDI: i need you at your station Jeff, cause  simulations show that...
shepard giggle as Jeff sighs...
Joker: just  give me thirty minutes....
EDI: But....
Joker: EDI!!
EDI: as you wish...

[Paterik]

@slydfoxxy, I love his random lines that he says when Shepard is hanging out in the cockpit. I love when he starts beatboxing or when he's playing some kind of space battle game, it's hilarious.

[RhiPanda]

@Paterik, I totally agree those are some of my favourite lines xD especially when he starts complaining about Shepard being a backseat driver and asking for mirrors so he can see when someone is standing behind him =P

[Omega Torsk]

slydfoxxy wrote...

What is your favourite Joker line?

Great. So, this is where it starts. When we're all organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"


I can think of some funny scenes involving Joker's hat. Either Shep knocks it off as he leans in to kiss her, she steals it, puts it on and says, "You want it? Come and get it!" or he covers EDI's hub in Shepard's cabin with it, "No peeking!"

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 16 juin 2011 - 06:31 .

[ReallyRue]

slydfoxxy wrote...
What is your favourite Joker line?

I love his lines when Shep is just hanging around his cockpit. EDIT: that line doesn't sound right...

"Yeah, this is 98% of my job. I watch buttons flash. Sometimes I press one."

"Ah, if mom could see me now... we'd have zombies on top of everything else."

"Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we ****** of a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies!"

Gotta love Joker!

Modifié par ReallyRue, 16 juin 2011 - 03:39 .

[Eliantariel]

So here is a reminder that we still have an active ME2 Joker thread that we would like to keep ME3 spoiler free:

Attention all Joker fans lets support Joker Romance or Dialogue

So for all and especially for those who are afraid of ME3 spoilers, please have a look on the Joker support thread on the ME2 forum too.

Visitors are welcome and feel free to stay

[viggorrah]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

I don't recommend spending time around Jokerites when at work or school. We have a tendency to say things that are funny. 8] Makes for embarrassing moments and odd looks from employers, colleagues, fellow students and other things.

I vouch for this. I was around the Jokerites while in class last semester (roaming the internet like I wasn't supposed to be doing anyway) and I almost got in trouble when I started giggling out loud during the lecture. I don't remember the post, but I'm sure it had something to do with Shepard jumping Joker.

And yeah, hi peeps. I'm Vigg, only been on here since - uh, February....? - but I wants me a Shepard/Joker romance like Joker wants an actual honest-to-God dead cow. With horseradish.

Two of my favorite line of his is "What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at [the Collectors]?" and "Why is it always claws and guns? Can't we ****** off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but, hey, bunnies."

Modifié par viggorrah, 16 juin 2011 - 04:25 .

[Trapper_920]

Sorry I know this thread is about Joker but I saw this and had to Squee.

http://www.gamepro.c...-3-salutes-you/

[FlamingFlyingV]

VIGG! =D

My favorite lines have to be the overlord one, "Two years and everything hits the crapper. Teach you to die on me", and for sappy reasons "We were your team."

[viggorrah]

@Trapper: I literally just finished reading that article. XD

FFV! Yeah those are all awesome too, especially the "We were your team." I love that one. *sniffs* Plus the one after Garrus' recruitment mission: "Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass."

[Offcast]

How do u think Casey reads this topic?XD

[ReallyRue]

viggorrah wrote...

@Trapper: I literally just finished reading that article. XD

FFV! Yeah those are all awesome too, especially the "We were your team." I love that one. *sniffs* Plus the one after Garrus' recruitment mission: "Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass."

Lol, which later turns into "Seems like Garrus finally worked that pole out of his butt, but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. Can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."

[carilynn46]

Offcast wrote...

How do u think Casey reads this topic?XD

casey's face expressions:  seeing a good idea <_< the haters  knowing something we don't  waves his magic wond to make wishes come true with tweets  at the rape face lol  i got this 

[Trapper_920]

ReallyRue wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

@Trapper: I literally just finished reading that article. XD

FFV! Yeah those are all awesome too, especially the "We were your team." I love that one. *sniffs* Plus the one after Garrus' recruitment mission: "Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite. With that pole up his ass."

Lol, which later turns into "Seems like Garrus finally worked that pole out of his butt, but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. Can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."

I'd rather be shot by Garus that beat to death with that pole. LOL

I love the lines Joker has. :wub:

[Sorrel]

I imagine if Casey Hudson reads this thread, there is a lot of facepalming involved, as well as a chuckle every now and then. C:

[Trapper_920]

I really wish he would say something once in a while. I'm sure hes glanced at many threads like these at least once.

[Omega Torsk]

Trapper_920 wrote...

I really wish he would say something once in a while. I'm sure hes glanced at many threads like these at least once.

I'm fairly certain he glances at these threads every now and then, trying to get a sense of where the fans are at. But he'd never tell us! You know how it is... LOL!

[SilentK]

If I was working at bioware I would love to read all the conspiracy-theories of where the plot was going. And they must enjoy toying with our emotions =) otherwise they wouldn't leave us hanging without knowing things like the new LI:s. The thing they said about Miranda.. wasn't it something like "hope she's ok?". If I had romanced her I would have been a bit worried... Jupp... they like toying with us.

edit:.... egad.... spelling again

Modifié par SilentK, 16 juin 2011 - 07:13 .

[Starzie]

Haha, you guys ever wonder if they have normal, under cover accounts where they just mingle and chat? I bet someone has one, at least. Could you imagine them 'hypothetically' throwing something out there, and getting into debates? I kinda hope not, because sometimes people just attack others for suggesting things. o_O

[Sorrel]

I doubt it they're probably way too busy to post amongst the nutters that make up the BSN collective

[Vicki Taylor]

Sorrel wrote...

I imagine if Casey Hudson reads this thread, there is a lot of facepalming involved, as well as a chuckle every now and then. C:

Yeah, Casey...  I'd rather see Seth Green's face while reading this XD