I have no problem resisting Kaidan. I just hate that my only option to disuade him is dickish. I do, however, have problems resisting Garrus and Zevran. It takes so much willpower to ignore the flirt options!

VttkLazer wrote...
*sneaks in from long time lurking.*
This popped up on tumblr, I thought it was far to cute not to share.

*runs back into lurking*
OMG that is so cute!
Following dialog starring Samantha Shepard and Joker:
Shepard: So, I've been having these weird dreams lately.
Joker: Talk to Miss Freud if you want your dreams disected and possibly molested. *motions to Kelly*
Shepard:
No. They're about Batman. Funny, I haven't thought of those comic books in ages.
Joker: Figures you'd dream about overly muscled men. Vega's been watching you like a dinosaur watches a lawyer on a toilet.
Shepard: But they all have funny voices.
Joker:

...O-oh?
Shepard: Yeah. Batman sounded like Garrus. Harley sounded like a horrible man-version of me - southern accent included - and Joker sounded like you.
Joker: ...W-weird...
EDI: Your heart rhythm has escalated, Mr. Moreau.
Joker: No it hasn't!
EDI: My readings also indicate a minor sweat has started.
Joker: NO IT HASN'T!
EDI: Now it's severe.
Shepard: Joker?
Joker: Umm...*sigh* Look. When you were...comotose, I would...I'd...I'd sneak in during lunch and read you Batman comic books. I had a voice for each character. Garrus was Batman. I was the Joker. And you were Harley.
Shepard: ...
Joker: I started reading to you
after you started looking more human though, and not...Darth Vader. I didn't want to puke all over you. Figured that would set things back a few days...or...months in our friendship.
Shepard: *quirks eyebrow*
Joker: I wasn't privvy to all the sciency stuff, Shepard. So, I hacked into Wilson's omni-tool sometimes to see...well...how it was going.
EDI: ...Creepy.
Joker: No it wasn't! *red*
Shepard: *lays hand on top of Joker's* It was sweet.
Joker: *blushes*
EDI: Human courtship rituals are bizarre.
Modifié par phantomdragoness, 06 octobre 2011 - 11:27 .