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[Victia]

sweekeny94 wrote...

 ^^I totally agree^^
I would like for him to show an interest. I liked how Kaidan would slip up and make little comments here and there. I have a soft spot for stuff like that. I feel Joker could definitely accidentally say something that would be suggestive of some feelings for Shepard, and not realize it until he had already said it, then he would fumble over his own words to cover it up. 

Then, to me, it would be more natural for Shep to show an interest instead of being a sexual-harassment-law-suit-waiting-to-happen and being weird and over bearing (FemShep can sound really creepy to me on occasion, was that not clear?). But I would just be happy for a romance at all! But him taking some sort of initiative is preferable to me.

agree 100%, this is also part of the reason that apart from my 2 sheps waiting for Joker, I have 2 for Kaidan (I just love the fact that he shows an interest first) and all other LI's only get 1 shep !

@phantom love it, and so would want this in game

Edit: Top so i give you a joker (if this works - I am so bad at putting piccies on BSN )

Modifié par Victia, 21 octobre 2011 - 06:26 .

[RhiPanda]

Heh that has to be one of my favourite Joker moments
Yeah I also love the idea of Joker accidently slipping up like Kaidan does in ME1

[SilentK]

Phantom =) that was great! Love it!

And yes, I would love for Joker to just, accidently slip up, even if I haven't managed to get that particular scene with Kaidan on the citadel.... any FemShep now, any FemShep.

Hmm... now for the tricky question, this weekend. Should I get my ME FemShep rolling and try to stay clear of Liara and Kaidan. Or should I play the one that's in ME2 already, hmmm, more Joker in the 2:nd one. I'm going for that then.

It's weekend where I am at, finally! Haven't been able to play any ME in 2 weeks or more. Hoping to get some of that biotic charge this weekend =)

[Victia]

I have tehnically finished all my sheps now :-( although I am sure I will find an excuse to start number 11 lol, but at the moment I am playing morrowind to give myself a brain purge of mass effect!

@Silent, I love Kaidans citadel slip, it was that which cemented him as my second fav LI (behind Joker of course) and just before the near kiss when he goes 'thats what i lov..um..appreciate about you'! Please bioware give us some more of this in ME3 especially with Joker

[ByTheCode]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Challenge accepted!

*throws Pokeball*

Shepard: Hey, Joker. What's going on?
Joker: Not much. Just looking us up on the extranet.
Shepard: Why?
Joker: Shepard, haven't you heard some of the rumors roaming about? Come here 'n read this.
Shepard: *leans over* It says..."Tali and Jacob Taylor have eloped to Illium"...yeah right. You read this crap?
Joker: *smirks* Keep going. Gets better.
Shepard: Just to humor you. *keeps reading* "Wrex and Solus working together - on more than just Genophage research - testing flexibility". Why would...Oh, ew!
Joker: Told yah. Some of the stuff they come up with is hysterical. The rest is just plain pathetic.
Shepard: Apparently...hey! You have a tab on you and me!
Joker: What?
Shepard: Yeah, see! It's bookmarked! Click on it!
Joker: ...Nahh, I mean...come on, commander. It's just more crap. Why waste your time with it?
Shepard: You're the one who started this. Now click.
Joker: ...*selects it*
Shepard: Yadda, yadda, yadda..."friends for years" - obviously. "Close bond"...yes. "Have been in a super secret relationship for years"...?
Joker: See. *exits out of window* Told yah. More crap.
Shepard: *crosses arms* You and I having a relationship is crap?
Joker: O_o No! I just...no. I'm saying the possibility of it is...what I'm saying is...I mean...
Shepard: *raises eyebrow*
Joker: Aw, come on commander, I didn't mean it that way. I just meant...you're Commander Shepard! You're the smart and beautiful savior of the damn galaxy! And I'm...I'm a helmsman with creaky legs.
Shepard: *smirks* "Beautiful", is it Joker?
Joker: ...O_o I mean-
Shepard: Nope. You can't take it back now.
Joker: *blushing*
Shepard: *lifts brim of his hat; smirks* I'm not forgetting about this conversation, Joker. I'll talk to you later. *turns and leaves*
Joker: ...*glares at EDI* I told you to delete that bookmark!
EDI: I do not recall this request, Jeff.
Joker: Yes you do! You're just - agh! - you're just pissing me off!
EDI: My intentions were not to upset you, Jeff. Only to help.
Joker: Yeah, well...you may have ruined everything! *sighs* I value my friendship with Shepard just as much as the Normandy. I don't want to lose it.
EDI: Then tell Shepard.
Joker: You don't understand, EDI...
EDI: I understand more than you think.
Joker: Probably because you've been looking through my bookmarks...which I told you to delete!
EDI: I don't know what you're talking about.
Joker: *punches mute button*

XD

Absolute PERFECTION!

Maybe that's how he fractured his thumb on the mute button. 

[maxernst]

RhiPanda wrote...

Heh that has to be one of my favourite Joker moments
Yeah I also love the idea of Joker accidently slipping up like Kaidan does in ME1

What's happening in that scene?  It looks like Joker is attempting to convey the size of...um...something, and Shep is looking on skeptically.

[IdRatherBeSleeping]

 He is making fun of Legion if I recall correctly. Here

But no he is not . . . illistrating the size of anything.

[CDRSkyShepard]

Yeah, he's doing a seated version of "the robot," which is totally mocking Legion. Not that Legion would get it. Lol.

[phantomdragoness]

I still giggle whenever I see that scene!

Oh, I finally pestered Mordin, and I got this:

"Can't talk now. About to test new bio-weapon. Not on us, of course. Didn't think I had to specify but Joker got nervous."

That one made me laugh so hard. I could easily imagine Joker freaking out.

Glad y'all liked the dialogue. I love writing dialogues in general - they're fun!

[SilentK]

Victia wrote...

I have tehnically finished all my sheps now :-( although I am sure I will find an excuse to start number 11 lol, but at the moment I am playing morrowind to give myself a brain purge of mass effect!

@Silent, I love Kaidans citadel slip, it was that which cemented him as my second fav LI (behind Joker of course) and just before the near kiss when he goes 'thats what i lov..um..appreciate about you'! Please bioware give us some more of this in ME3 especially with Joker

Ohh wow =) 11. I'm having to take a little break after 5. Have made them with alternating stories like keeping base and destroying base and so forth. Must confess that my first two FemSheps are very very similar but after that I started to change things up so hopefully I have plenty of different things to see in ME3 =)

And yes, more sweet scenes like that =) would make me very very glad.

OHh... and the robot-scene =) it's so great! Love the thing he does when he just puts out his hands after Shepard looks at him. Like, "ok ok, I'm stopping now". They did really good with the facial expressions on that one so it's a definite perk with Legion's LM.

[Patchwork]

I just have three Sheps to cover all origins. I did wuss out on my Earther though and gave her hero instead of butcher.

I love the little grin Kaidan gives if you tell him it wasn't his fault the beacon blew up. It's hard to resist him after that.

[NamiraWilhelm]

I cant play games as much as some on here. Some scenes that have so many variables are fine, but the ones that are the same every time end up making me want to poke my eyes out... taking piccies for manips helped with a few more playthroughs though lol

[Victia]

Yes 10 so far - I wanted to make sure that I not only had a shep for each of the LI's/potential LI's I like but enough variables in the choices that at least one of them should be able to get the 'best' ending altough I have never been able to bring myself to kill the Rachni Queen which may well come back and bite me in the bum! Both my Joker Sheps are paragon, colonist war heros though - guess thats just in my head canon for him lol!

[CDRSkyShepard]

phantomdragoness wrote...

I still giggle whenever I see that scene!

Oh, I finally pestered Mordin, and I got this:

"Can't talk now. About to test new bio-weapon. Not on us, of course. Didn't think I had to specify but Joker got nervous."

That one made me laugh so hard. I could easily imagine Joker freaking out.

Glad y'all liked the dialogue. I love writing dialogues in general - they're fun!

And speaking of dialogues...

Mordin: *Calls up to the bridge* Joker, need to stop sometime soon. Made breakthrough! Must test!
Joker: Alright, Professor, don't get your salarian panties in a twist. What is it?
Mordin: New bioweapon! Very excited, many possibilities -
Joker: Wait, wait...you said bioweapon?!?!?
Mordin: Yes, you heard me, bioweapon. Prototype! Must test!
Joker: Does Shepard know about this? Hell, does Chakwas know about this?
Mordin: No, did not think notification necessary. Only necessary if test successful.
Joker: So you're going to test a bioweapon on us and the Commander DOESN'T KNOW?
Mordin: Of course not!!! Would never imagine testing on live human, turian, quarian -
Joker: Yeah yeah, I get the picture. Still, I think you might want to tell Shepard next time she drops by...

[phantomdragoness]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I still giggle whenever I see that scene!

Oh, I finally pestered Mordin, and I got this:

"Can't talk now. About to test new bio-weapon. Not on us, of course. Didn't think I had to specify but Joker got nervous."

That one made me laugh so hard. I could easily imagine Joker freaking out.

Glad y'all liked the dialogue. I love writing dialogues in general - they're fun!

And speaking of dialogues...

Mordin: *Calls up to the bridge* Joker, need to stop sometime soon. Made breakthrough! Must test!
Joker: Alright, Professor, don't get your salarian panties in a twist. What is it?
Mordin: New bioweapon! Very excited, many possibilities -
Joker: Wait, wait...you said bioweapon?!?!?
Mordin: Yes, you heard me, bioweapon. Prototype! Must test!
Joker: Does Shepard know about this? Hell, does Chakwas know about this?
Mordin: No, did not think notification necessary. Only necessary if test successful.
Joker: So you're going to test a bioweapon on us and the Commander DOESN'T KNOW?
Mordin: Of course not!!! Would never imagine testing on live human, turian, quarian -
Joker: Yeah yeah, I get the picture. Still, I think you might want to tell Shepard next time she drops by...

Lol! Love it!

Shepard: Joker, Mordin tells me you got nervous when he said he wanted to test a bioweapon.
Joker: I thought he was going to test it on us!
Shepard: Why would he test it on us?
Joker: I...well...he did work with the Genophage right?
Shepard: He doesn't know how to fly the Normandy, Joker.
Joker: Oh, so you're saying he'll kill everyone else but me. Sounds great commander. Being taken hostage by a whimpy salarian will look really great on my service record.
Shepard: ...
Joker: ...He's with you, isn't he?
Mordin: Correct.
Joker: Damnit.
Shepard: I'm going to leave this up to you, Mordin...
Mordin: Much thanks, Shepard.
Joker: Wait, you're leaving Shepard? No, come back!
Shepard: *walking away* Can't hear you!
Mordin: Must hear story about killing krogan with farming equipment. *sniffs* Might change your mind.
Joker: If it was with a hoe, I'd be really impressed.
Mordin: No. Pitchfork to eye. *sniffs* Fascinating to watch. Could write book on manipulating enviroment to advantage. Several options. Several. Panel above head appears sturdy-
Joker: *punches intercom* SHEPARRRRRRD!

[IdRatherBeSleeping]

I love all the dialogues in this thread. They should compiled into a book accordingly.

This page needs more joker.

[ByTheCode]

Okay, the dialogues are AMAZING! They really do justice to Joker's personality. ^.^

[Victia]

ByTheCode wrote...

Okay, the dialogues are AMAZING! They really do justice to Joker's personality. ^.^

+1

[SilentK]

Ha ha ha =)

You guys are great! Love all the dialogues.

I haven't been able to kill the rachni queen either and that will probably be one of those things that really has a big impact on which paths are easier to take afterwards in ME3. But I really want to see how it affects the game so the current FemShep in ME will probably do it. Hmmm.... I have heard that you get a pretty fun renegade reply in you killed the queen when talking to the council. But I don't know if Joker has anything to say about that particular action. I love what he says after Virmire, it made him feel so human. Just for a short moment he showed a different side of himself that he normally keeps hidden. On my FemShep destined for Joker, if all our prayers are answered in ME3 ( oh come on Bioware, you can do it) I'll probably leave Virmire until the last possible moment. I think it would fit, FemShep get's to see that side of him, starts thinking about Joker in other terms than just the funny, snarky pilot and not long after they are going after Saren and no time for romance. Then she unfortunately dies, which does put kind of a damper on the whole romance-bit, difficult to really do anything about it at that point. Then I'll just say that nothing happens in ME2 because they never spoke about the whole You-died-when-you-came-back-for-me-thing. Could work.

Now if she can't have Joker, I guess she'll be crying in her quarters every night. Oh well, at least she will have robo-dog for company... poor girl, lol

[Victia]

yes i know what you mean, if joker isnt a LI both River and Alden will spend all their off hours crying in the loft :-(

[phantomdragoness]

Lol, my Shepards destined for Joker will never get anything done!

Kaidan: *bangs on door* Commander! The Reapers are attacking!
Shepard: WHO CARES? I DIDN'T GET MY LI!

[Elandili03]

Oligo696 wrote...

@johnnyfreak03

Well... he's beating Garrus, Thane and Miranda (at the moment)....

That's gotta be something, right?!

I found that poll before I left for my weekend vacation, I was apparently his 3rd vote....
There is now 24 votes for Joker. The Joker dedication on this thread amazes me.

[Victia]

Joker actually has a huge following, my hubby is a huge joker fan and his one femshep has been waiting for him too. I was talking to some friends the other day about me3 and li's and i was actually surprised by how many have femshep waiting on joker :-D

[phantomdragoness]

The Joker fanbase are ninjas. We strike when you least expect it...

Silent but deadly. >

[Elandili03]

While looking around on the internet I stumbled on this comic and found it necessary to show you all. ;)Pervy Shepard is the best!

Credit goes to lordess-alicia.deviantart.com/

Modifié par johnnyfreak03, 25 octobre 2011 - 04:29 .