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[RynJ]

Hate to say it, but I've pretty much lost hope for a Jokermance now. Damn leaked files.

*sigh* Oh well, time to finish up my Garrus romance Shep...

[carilynn46]

i wouldn't get my hopes up you have to think they started on ME3 while they were doing ME2 ALOT most likely changed and plus a lot of stuff could be because of what shepard is single or not single or male for that matter lol

[Koji-san]

I'm just using Skyrim as balm for my soul after reading the leaked docs. Ahhh Skyrim...<3

Modifié par Koji-san, 12 novembre 2011 - 10:50 .

[phantomdragoness]

That's what I keep saying...this is an early document...they changed a lot of things...it could be because Shepard is male, or broke hearts in the last two games...could be anything...

But I am preparing myself for the worst. *sighs* At least I've got Garrus, and any other upcoming LI. *waves flag*

Anyone else think it may be possible for Joker to become indoctrinated since he's around EDI so much? EDI does have Reaper tech after all...

[Blue Vegas]

I believe EDI is still bound by protocols which don't enable her to have freedom. Besides, "we are her crewmates"

On another note, I hope a Joker romance is implemented. I mean, why not, you can have a relationship with Tali, a woman who gets sick by breathing pure air, and Garrus, who probably has armour plating EVERYWHERE. Why not a man who's legs would shatter if you were too rough with him?

[Corephyfish]

My hope is fading. I am not doing a purely Joker only shep until I KNOW for SURE that he is a romantic interest, I just don't have the patience to do it otherwise.

[Mariah5]

EDIT: Whoops! I meant to do that grey text/highlight to read thing.

Does anyone know how to do that? Because I have a point to make, but don't want to spoil anyone who doesn't want to know.

Modifié par Mariah5, 13 novembre 2011 - 02:25 .

[RhiPanda]

No idea how to do that.
Maybe just better off to not post the spoiler at all?

[Erode_The_Soul]

Quick question regarding spoilers (but not actually containing any, so don't worry)! I joined the "Fight For the Love Group - Spoiler Edition" to find out this Joker spoiler and now I'm curious; does anyone know if those spoilers are the fake ones that were floating around or these other not-so-fake-we-think spoilers mentioned a page or so back?

[carilynn46]

phantomdragoness wrote...

That's what I keep saying...this is an early document...they changed a lot of things...it could be because Shepard is male, or broke hearts in the last two games...could be anything...

But I am preparing myself for the worst. *sighs* At least I've got Garrus, and any other upcoming LI. *waves flag*

Anyone else think it may be possible for Joker to become indoctrinated since he's around EDI so much? EDI does have Reaper tech after all...

thats what i was thinking, that if you romanced other people the spoiler is what will happen or if you are a male shepard. i still have hope since casey did say they have every thing covered 

[RynJ]

Mariah5 wrote...

EDIT: Whoops! I meant to do that grey text/highlight to read thing.

Does anyone know how to do that? Because I have a point to make, but don't want to spoil anyone who doesn't want to know.

Can you pm it to me?

[RynJ]

Apparently 4chan found 20,000 pages of ME3 spoilers. Maybe someone could find it and name search Joker??? (And nothing else!)

[Sohe]

Ahh Just gotta love spoilers! Gives everything away, but makes you want to play it even more!

[Wrongface Ruth]

Erode_The_Soul wrote...

Quick question regarding spoilers (but not actually containing any, so don't worry)! I joined the "Fight For the Love Group - Spoiler Edition" to find out this Joker spoiler and now I'm curious; does anyone know if those spoilers are the fake ones that were floating around or these other not-so-fake-we-think spoilers mentioned a page or so back?

Dunno how much its changed, but if you've read it, a lot of the stuff matched up to the leaked script. I seriously doubt that it's an elaborate hoax.

If he rejects the player based on past romances, then I can't protest at all.

[FlamingFlyingV]

I'm not really sure what I feel anymore. Could be because I'm in a bad mood due to real life issues, but who knows.

All I know is "Thanks for reminding me about my own love life here Bioware.". I'll be here sulking in my dorm room being reminded of the fact my ex is dating my best friend, I never really get to talk to the guy that I went on two movie dates with, and not to mention like five other guys I know I have like no chance with.

I'll be sniping Deathclaws with Boone and ED-E on F:NV if anyone needs me >.>

[Omega Torsk]

*Picture edited out because I realized posting a picture of Vault Boy on the Bioware forums would be no bueno*

Basically, I'm not liking these spoilers and would rather not see anything more attached to this "leak." It's an unfinished draft that was written back when ME2 was still in development AND the leaked dialogue doesn't contain context, so relying on it as the final word would be fallacious.

I'm preparing for the worst, but I will NOT lose hope (especially when the info is so scant).

And that is all I have to say about that.

Modifié par Omega Torsk, 13 novembre 2011 - 08:25 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

Hey, just thought I'd remind you all that is a NO SPOILER THREAD. No exceptions. SilentK, is it possible to change the title of the thread to reflect that? Because I think it's a good idea.

The attitude here is and has always been that if it isn't confirmed directly by BioWare, it's not credible information. Let's not forget that. Also, if you're gonna be a downer and remind us of spoilers every chance you get, go find another thread...not that we wouldn't love to have you, but only if you're going to have a positive attitude. By that I don't mean false hope - we've always had our reservations, even as far back as 2007 - but this is not a place for negativity. It's getting people down in here, and that's not good...we're normally a very happy thread. I mean, remember the guy we all love around here, his name is "Joker," and he's the comic relief, so let's all have some smiles in here, shall we?

Shepard: "So why does everyone call you Joker?"
Joker: "Because it's a lot shorter than saying 'Alliance Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau," plus I love to make little children laugh."
Shepard: "I was just thinking how much you reminded me of Santa Claus."

Now, everyone, put a smile on that face and let's get back to business.



So, if Joker ordered a pizza to be delivered to the Normandy, what kind would it be?

[Omega Torsk]

^

Yes! I support "Joker romance in ME3: He'll break his arm at spoilers."

Also, I support putting CDR's paragraph in the OP. Well said! 

[Drone223]

^Agreed, people shouldn't take the spoiler's seriously, wait untill the final product is released

Back to topic, In ME3 I'ld like to compare Joker's abs with Jacob's, Kaidan's, Vega's and Mansheps (hopefully).a battle of the abs really

Modifié par Drone223, 13 novembre 2011 - 09:25 .

[phantomdragoness]

Drone223 wrote...

^Agreed, people shouldn't take the spoiler's seriously, wait untill the final product is released

Back to topic, In ME3 I'ld like to compare Joker's abs with Jacob's, Kaidan's, Vega's and Mansheps (hopefully).a battle of the abs really

<3

Haha, I'd love to see Joker's abs! They have to be very nice.

[Errol Dnamyx]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Drone223 wrote...

^Agreed, people shouldn't take the spoiler's seriously, wait untill the final product is released

Back to topic, In ME3 I'ld like to compare Joker's abs with Jacob's, Kaidan's, Vega's and Mansheps (hopefully).a battle of the abs really

<3

Haha, I'd love to see Joker's abs! They have to be very nice.

Yeah, sitting in the pilots chair all day has given him mad abs I bet.
Not.

Modifié par Errol Dnamyx, 13 novembre 2011 - 10:58 .

[SilentK]

OP changed to really make it clear that we do not want spoilers in here =) we love to have people come over and discuss Joker and all things about him. But pretty pretty please do so without spoilers.

Thanks Omega for the new title =)

[phantomdragoness]

Awesome, Silent! Hopefully we'll get a few less spoilers posted.

Unless some child comes in here to troll.

Which is against the rules.

As said in the OP.

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

So, if Joker ordered a pizza to be delivered to the Normandy, what kind would it be?

Lol! Pizza delivery in space! Love it.

Shep: Joker, why are you engaging the stealth systems? We're in the middle of nowhere.
Joker: I ordered a pizza.
Shep: You ordered...then, wouldn't they need to see us?
Joker: Pfft. Not if you want it to be free! If they don't deliver it in 30 minutes solar time, it's free! It's their guarantee! And they'll never find us with the stealth systems. When they call, I'll reveal ourselves and get the pizza without having to spend any credits! Duh, commander!
Shep: Joker, you and I both know we can afford a pizza just fine.
Joker: You apparently don't understand the definition of "thrifty", Shepard.
Shep: You mean "cheap", Jeff.
Joker: Yeah, you know what? For that, you don't get any pizza!
Shep: Damn right I am! I've had nothing but crap from the vat!
Joker: Well you would have had some delicous nutritious pizza if you hadn't called me cheap.
Shep: Truth hurts.
Joker: You're not getting bread sticks either!
Shep: Oh come on!
EDI: *appears* Get a room already.
Joker & Shep: *blush*
Intercom: Pizza delivery!
Joker: DAMNIT! They found us.
Shep: What, forget to push the "on" button for the stealth systems?
Joker: All thanks to you!
Shep: What, you were distracted by my beauty?
Joker: You wish.
Shep: I know I'm gorgeous.
Joker: Yeah, you are. Or, so I've been...told...
Shep: ...
Joker:
Pizza Delivery Boy: That's 35 Credits, pal.
Joker: DAMN IT.
Shep: *sighs and pays for the pizza* Here, and keep the change.
Pizza Delivery Boy:  It's me, Conrad Verner! Thanks! Hey, aren't you Commander She-
Joker: *shuts door*
Shep: *laughs* Ornery bastard. *opens pizza* ...*looks at Joker* This is practically a Philly Cheesesteak slapped on pizza bread.
Joker: Don't. Make fun. Of the Philly.
Shep: Knew there was a reason why I liked you, Joker.

[carilynn46]

i never thought joker would have abs but a nice slender bod you know sure you can tell its muscle but not to.... "detailed" if that makes any sense lol

[FlamingFlyingV]

phantomdragoness wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

So, if Joker ordered a pizza to be delivered to the Normandy, what kind would it be?

Lol! Pizza delivery in space! Love it.

Shep: Joker, why are you engaging the stealth systems? We're in the middle of nowhere.
Joker: I ordered a pizza.
Shep: You ordered...then, wouldn't they need to see us?
Joker: Pfft. Not if you want it to be free! If they don't deliver it in 30 minutes solar time, it's free! It's their guarantee! And they'll never find us with the stealth systems. When they call, I'll reveal ourselves and get the pizza without having to spend any credits! Duh, commander!
Shep: Joker, you and I both know we can afford a pizza just fine.
Joker: You apparently don't understand the definition of "thrifty", Shepard.
Shep: You mean "cheap", Jeff.
Joker: Yeah, you know what? For that, you don't get any pizza!
Shep: Damn right I am! I've had nothing but crap from the vat!
Joker: Well you would have had some delicous nutritious pizza if you hadn't called me cheap.
Shep: Truth hurts.
Joker: You're not getting bread sticks either!
Shep: Oh come on!
EDI: *appears* Get a room already.
Joker & Shep: *blush*
Intercom: Pizza delivery!
Joker: DAMNIT! They found us.
Shep: What, forget to push the "on" button for the stealth systems?
Joker: All thanks to you!
Shep: What, you were distracted by my beauty?
Joker: You wish.
Shep: I know I'm gorgeous.
Joker: Yeah, you are. Or, so I've been...told...
Shep: ...
Joker:
Pizza Delivery Boy: That's 35 Credits, pal.
Joker: DAMN IT.
Shep: *sighs and pays for the pizza* Here, and keep the change.
Pizza Delivery Boy:  It's me, Conrad Verner! Thanks! Hey, aren't you Commander She-
Joker: *shuts door*
Shep: *laughs* Ornery bastard. *opens pizza* ...*looks at Joker* This is practically a Philly Cheesesteak slapped on pizza bread.
Joker: Don't. Make fun. Of the Philly.
Shep: Knew there was a reason why I liked you, Joker.

I fully support the ordering of pizza on the Normandy now