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[RhiPanda]

Ahh I love both of those pics

And of course it would be a classic movie (if everyone has taste that is =P)

edit: Top of page Joker-Lion



By~ZeraDragon


Also have a Sad-Joker



By~Silieth

Modifié par RhiPanda, 05 décembre 2011 - 11:40 .

[viggorrah]

Love both of those, that second one especially.

[MissFish]

viggorrah wrote...

Shepard: "The Reapers have reached Thessia--"
RD: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!"
Shepard: *annoyed pause* "...So the plan is to--"
RD: "SEND YOUR FLEET IN!!"
Shepard: "Goddamnit, would somebody shut that damn thing up!"
RD: "The feeling is mutual, believe me."

@Nam: I want Urz too. He's too awesome too leave on Tuchanka with Ratch.

Day=made

Please take this picture of Shepard with Joker's hat as your reward:

[viggorrah]

MissFish wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

Shepard: "The Reapers have reached Thessia--"
RD: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!"
Shepard: *annoyed pause* "...So the plan is to--"
RD: "SEND YOUR FLEET IN!!"
Shepard: "Goddamnit, would somebody shut that damn thing up!"
RD: "The feeling is mutual, believe me."

@Nam: I want Urz too. He's too awesome too leave on Tuchanka with Ratch.

Day=made

Please take this picture of Shepard with Joker's hat as your reward:

SA-WEEEEET (to both comments)!

[FlamingFlyingV]

RationalDelirium wrote...

I know I'm not at the top of the page... but Aimo's art is LOVE! I really need to watch that movie....

I always knew they'd be Firefly fans, hence the headcanon I submitted on Tumbr XP

But yeah, my biggest fear is that Joker will pull a Wash. And then my Spring Break will be full of sadness D8
Roommate:"[insert FFV's real name here], you seem sad. Did a dragon eat your horse again?"
Me: "Joker pulled a Wash and I hate Bioware now D:"
RM: "... So your horse didn't get eaten this time?"

My roommate thinks the fact that I get sad over my horses getting killed in Skyrim five minutes after I buy them hilarious >.>

And now I should probably keep working on my English paper before I pass out here in the lobby...

[phantomdragoness]

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

RationalDelirium wrote...

I know I'm not at the top of the page... but Aimo's art is LOVE! I really need to watch that movie....

I always knew they'd be Firefly fans, hence the headcanon I submitted on Tumbr XP

But yeah, my biggest fear is that Joker will pull a Wash. And then my Spring Break will be full of sadness D8
Roommate:"[insert FFV's real name here], you seem sad. Did a dragon eat your horse again?"
Me: "Joker pulled a Wash and I hate Bioware now D:"
RM: "... So your horse didn't get eaten this time?"

My roommate thinks the fact that I get sad over my horses getting killed in Skyrim five minutes after I buy them hilarious >.>

And now I should probably keep working on my English paper before I pass out here in the lobby...

Dude, I hate in Red Dead Redemption whenever my horse dies!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sob*
Roommate: ...Are you sad that a virtual horse just died?
Me: SHUT UP.

I also hate it if you don't turn a horse in time...you fall off a cliff. >_>

Which is why I hated those games on Facebook where you had to take care of a kid. If you leave it alone for like an hour, it dies. D:

OH OH OH GUYS. I had a dream that I was playing ME3 and I triggered the romance with Joker! It was like this:

Joker: ...Commander, I just want to say-
Shep: *holds up hand* Think about what you're going to say. Think about it real hard, because I'm about to go fight a Reaper and I need some really good news right about now.
Joker: ...*pulls hat over eyes* Well...now I'm not sure if it'll help.
Shep: Joker, what is it?
Joker: Just nevermind. *starts turning his chair away*
Shep: PARAGON INTERRUPT *grabs chair and yanks it back around*
Joker: ...
Shep: *smiles* Come on, Joker. I've been your friend for years. Just tell me.
Joker: Now you see the problem.
Shep: Problem?
Joker: We're friends.
Shep: And that...is a problem?
Joker: Yes! I mean no! I mean...goddamnit! *takes off hat and slings it accross the room*
Shep: Whoa, okay Joker-honey. Calm down. You're acting twitterpated.
Joker: ...Now you finally understand.
Shep: I...what?
James Vega: *intercom* Commander, we're ready to go.
Joker: ...*sighs* See yah, commander. *turns away*
Shep: ...*heads to Mako*

Modifié par phantomdragoness, 06 décembre 2011 - 05:40 .

[Omega Torsk]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Dude, I hate in Red Dead Redemption whenever my horse dies!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sob*
Roommate: ...Are you sad that a virtual horse just died?
Me: SHUT UP.

I also hate it if you don't turn a horse in time...you fall off a cliff. >_>

Ohhh, TELL ME ABOUT IT! I would finally break a horse that I liked and then... MOUNTAIN LION! Hello, dead horse... it didn't get really bad until the third act of the game. Y'know, when you're in that area where bears basically travel in PACKS! I had to stop bonding with my horses at that point. But yeah... RDR was just a downer in general.

Aaanyway! Awesome dream, Phantom! 

[viggorrah]

phantomdragoness wrote...

OH OH OH GUYS. I had a dream that I was playing ME3 and I triggered the romance with Joker! It was like this:

Joker: ...Commander, I just want to say-
Shep: *holds up hand* Think about what you're going to say. Think about it real hard, because I'm about to go fight a Reaper and I need some really good news right about now.
Joker: ...*pulls hat over eyes* Well...now I'm not sure if it'll help.
Shep: Joker, what is it?
Joker: Just nevermind. *starts turning his chair away*
Shep: PARAGON INTERRUPT *grabs chair and yanks it back around*
Joker: ...
Shep: *smiles* Come on, Joker. I've been your friend for years. Just tell me.
Joker: Now you see the problem.
Shep: Problem?
Joker: We're friends.
Shep: And that...is a problem?
Joker: Yes! I mean no! I mean...goddamnit! *takes off hat and slings it accross the room*
Shep: Whoa, okay Joker-honey. Calm down. You're acting twitterpated.
Joker: ...Now you finally understand.
Shep: I...what?
James Vega: *intercom* Commander, we're ready to go.
Joker: ...*sighs* See yah, commander. *turns away*
Shep: ...*heads to Mako*

This...this must happen. BioWare doesn't have a choice now. ಠ_ಠ

[Negam]

phantomdragoness wrote...

OH OH OH GUYS. I had a dream that I was playing ME3 and I triggered the romance with Joker! It was like this:

Joker: ...Commander, I just want to say-
Shep: *holds up hand* Think about what you're going to say. Think about it real hard, because I'm about to go fight a Reaper and I need some really good news right about now.
Joker: ...*pulls hat over eyes* Well...now I'm not sure if it'll help.
Shep: Joker, what is it?
Joker: Just nevermind. *starts turning his chair away*
Shep: PARAGON INTERRUPT *grabs chair and yanks it back around*
Joker: ...
Shep: *smiles* Come on, Joker. I've been your friend for years. Just tell me.
Joker: Now you see the problem.
Shep: Problem?
Joker: We're friends.
Shep: And that...is a problem?
Joker: Yes! I mean no! I mean...goddamnit! *takes off hat and slings it accross the room*
Shep: Whoa, okay Joker-honey. Calm down. You're acting twitterpated.
Joker: ...Now you finally understand.
Shep: I...what?
James Vega: *intercom* Commander, we're ready to go.
Joker: ...*sighs* See yah, commander. *turns away*
Shep: ...*heads to Mako*

Awesome way to start the Jokermance!   I want this happen! I like that Joker takes the initiative.

[FlamingFlyingV]

DO WANT THE DIALOG D8

[viggorrah]

Ugh, so much shirtlessness going on in the Vega thread. Must post some shirtless Joker to restore the balance.


by *uglynoodles, of course.

[Negam]

I want to contribute to the balance.



By rabbitzoro.

Modifié par Negam, 07 décembre 2011 - 02:24 .

[RhiPanda]

Rarr to both of those pics
More Joker shirtlessness can only be good for this thread

[viggorrah]

RhiPanda wrote...

Rarr to both of those pics
More Joker shirtlessness can only be good for this thread

I agree.


by *lordess-alicia

[Negam]

^Could you please keep posting this kind of stuff, vigorrah?

[CDRSkyShepard]

Unf, yes please!

[viggorrah]

Y'all's wish is my command!




both by *uglynoodles


by *PolymorphicGirl

And this last one's a bit naughty.

[phantomdragoness]

...

Excuse me. I'll be in my bunk. XD

[CDRSkyShepard]

Jayne Cobb, phantom, and Sky...what do these three people have in common?

We all have the same idea.

[SgtPepper667]

Wow...those are...nice... >

You know what's sad? My boyfriend has a striking resemblance to Joker, but despises him. I told him that he should cosplay Joker...he gave me the meanest glare...

[PinkDiamondstl]

What do you all think of the rumor that EDI may become Joker's LI which is very creepy.

Modifié par PinkDiamondstl, 07 décembre 2011 - 12:34 .

[viggorrah]

PinkDiamondstl wrote...

What do you all think of the rumor that EDI may become Joker's LI which is very creepy.

We're hoping it stays a rumor and is eventually confirmed as false.

Otherwise,  indeed.

It's kinda funny; the song I'm listening to right now has a part in it where singer's just like, "WHAT THE F***?!" over and over again. Very fitting for an EDI/Joker rumor, methinks. XD

[SgtPepper667]

PinkDiamondstl wrote...

What do you all think of the rumor that EDI may become Joker's LI which is very creepy.

I think it's impossible. EDI doesn't have emotions, therefore, she can't love. Unless for some crazy reason, Joker is misguided and believes EDI loves him...either way, the love will be one sided. Joker needs to be with Shepard. Baha.

Well, it certianly is possible, if the developers want that...but, yeah. Creeepy.

Modifié par SgtPepper667, 07 décembre 2011 - 12:44 .

[FaWa]

Joker loving EDI or vice versa is disturbing, creepy, and not good. They'd be making a fool out of one of the best characters, because lets face it. Its a ROBOT.

[Sylvanpyxie]

What do you all think of the rumor that EDI may become Joker's LI which is very creepy.

This is my previous opinion on Edi:

Edi is an AI, she's a system made up of very complex programs determining her personality. She runs on logic, not emotion. The Normandy crew are some of the very best in the Universe, Joker included, just because she respects their abilities and appreciates having them aboard, i doubt it's due to "emotional attachment" to *ANY* of them.

Yes, i'm aware Edi's lack of betrayal could look like emotional attachment to a lot of people but i always look at it this way: Edi is effectively a War Ship. She doesn't take cargo from A to B, she isn't dedicated to scanning planets non-stop. She's a very large part of the War on Reapers. She's a goddamn War Ship.. To perform, as a War Ship, to optimum capacity she requires a good crew. She has the very best. She isn't likely to throw that away.

Yes, she interacts well with the crew, specifically Joker, in a manner that could be considered friendly. Which would imply "emotional attachment" but consider for a moment, if you will, Edi's constant poking at Joker during Mass Effect 2. At one point she admits that she's ribbing him because it improves his performance as a pilot. Way i see it, Edi's "friendly nature" and "emotional attachment" can be seen as Edi maintaining a stable crew and attempting to improve their abilities the best way she can.

Now with the lack of emotional attachment in mind let's consider this: Even if Edi *did* somehow end up in an artificial body. She would still be an AI, running on logic, and even when or if she did evolve enough as a personality to the point she can feel emotion, she wouldn't gain anything from a romantic relationship with an organic being. She's ARTIFICIAL. There would be utterly nothing gained from an AI/Organic romantic relationship, especially if that AI is a frigging War Ship.

Now this isn't to say Edi can't or won't eventually build relationships with people beyond War Ship and Crew. But, really, what does an AI gain from romantic involvement with an organic? Bugger and all.

If you can't be bothered to read the wall of text, which i'm not surprised at:

Edi has no emotions. Emotional attachment is not possible. Romance with any one, or thing, is not possible. The only "relationships" Edi could craft are mutually benefitional business relationships. Which is what she's done with the Normandy crew.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 07 décembre 2011 - 12:52 .