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[shephawke]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

On my main Shepard (which is my male renegade, link to an interview with him is in my sig) save, I kept everyone alive too. Except Jacob.

Ryla saved everyone, though. Or she will; I haven't finished hers yet.

I didn't really care for Jacob or Miranda. Especially Miranda. I couldn't let anyone die, though. My Paragon half got the better of me, haha.
Speaking of Miranda...she was a **** to Joker when the Collectors boarded the Normandy. His response, though was amazing. I wish you could have punched her Khalisah al-Jilani style. >:]

lol me 2 miranda was a ***** but i liked jacob due to his biotic abilities they come in handy

[viggorrah]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

On my main Shepard (which is my male renegade, link to an interview with him is in my sig) save, I kept everyone alive too. Except Jacob.

Ryla saved everyone, though. Or she will; I haven't finished hers yet.

I didn't really care for Jacob or Miranda. Especially Miranda. I couldn't let anyone die, though. My Paragon half got the better of me, haha.
Speaking of Miranda...she was a **** to Joker when the Collectors boarded the Normandy. His response, though was amazing. I wish you could have punched her Khalisah al-Jilani style. >:]

I can deal with Miranda, since Ryan normally just ignores her and goes about his commander-y business. But Jacob? No. When he mentions their best interest involving an airlock when talking about Legion, I was thinking, "I'm going to throw you  out the damn airlock. Why are even here? I don't remember asking for your opinion. *grumble grumble grumble*"

But anyway. Enough Jacob-bashing. Yes, Joker's response was just plain kickass. My first time playing ME2 I wanted to jump to his aid, but then he held his own and I just kinda sat there like, "........HA, he told you,  Miranda!"

[shephawke]

i just enjoyed all the arguements joker has with edi

[viggorrah]

So Joker should totally dance in ME3 (BioWare can figure out an excuse as to how, they're good with that)...'cause then this could happen. I suppose he could do that if it's not for an extended period of time, up in Shepard's cabin after a rough day fighting Reapers/Reaperites. And Udina (the man, not the robot-dog).

I was video-jumping on YouTube. Somehow I ended up there. I'm still not quite sure how. Not necessarily sure why Shepard and Joker would be dancing like that  as opposed to a slow dance, but cut me some slack. It's 2 a.m. My brain's officially been off for 3 hours. It makes sense to me at the moment.

...

Here's a compilation of Joker/EDI moments in ME2.

*goes to faceplant pillow*

EDIT: Oh yeah. Sorta ToP Joker:

by *DOWModder

Modifié par viggorrah, 07 décembre 2011 - 08:19 .

[MissFish]

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

On my main Shepard (which is my male renegade, link to an interview with him is in my sig) save, I kept everyone alive too. Except Jacob.

Ryla saved everyone, though. Or she will; I haven't finished hers yet.

I didn't really care for Jacob or Miranda. Especially Miranda. I couldn't let anyone die, though. My Paragon half got the better of me, haha.
Speaking of Miranda...she was a **** to Joker when the Collectors boarded the Normandy. His response, though was amazing. I wish you could have punched her Khalisah al-Jilani style. >:]

I can deal with Miranda, since Ryan normally just ignores her and goes about his commander-y business. But Jacob? No. When he mentions their best interest involving an airlock when talking about Legion, I was thinking, "I'm going to throw you  out the damn airlock. Why are even here? I don't remember asking for your opinion. *grumble grumble grumble*"

But anyway. Enough Jacob-bashing. Yes, Joker's response was just plain kickass. My first time playing ME2 I wanted to jump to his aid, but then he held his own and I just kinda sat there like, "........HA, he told you,  Miranda!"

Jacob does have this strange obsession with that airlock.....
Everyother word out of his mouth douring his romance had to do with getting spaced.

He kinda deserves it too. I need someone to go find Wheatly for me.....

and i think that we can all argree anyhing joker says is pure awesome. And Miranda needs to de for being mean to him.

Modifié par MissFish, 07 décembre 2011 - 04:47 .

[fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb]

Wheatley x EDI

[phantomdragoness]

OMG I love Wheatley! *hugs him* Do you think he'll help us if EDI turns on everyone? Just make sure there aren't any birds in the Normandy. XD

And I always got uber protective of Joker when Miranda just storms in and blames him for everything. But then, Joker is the king of snark so he can take care of himself. XD

Also, I may not care much for Jacob as a romance, but he always somehow ends up being my Shepard's bro. I tried to kill him in my last PT, and I couldn't do it! I reloaded! NOTE: Seeker Swarms are EVIL. D:

[thatguy227]

question why would Jacob continually mention being spaced to someone who died by being spaced? just seems like a horrible thing to do.

[viggorrah]

MissFish wrote...

Jacob does have this strange obsession with that airlock.....
Everyother word out of his mouth douring his romance had to do with getting spaced.

He kinda deserves it too. I need someone to go find Wheatly for me.....

and i think that we can all argree anyhing joker says is pure awesome. And Miranda needs to de for being mean to him.

Yes, yes it is. Like his one line in the Reaper Base demo; it just makes the entire thing that much more epic.

Modifié par viggorrah, 07 décembre 2011 - 08:06 .

[FlamingFlyingV]

phantomdragoness wrote...

OMG I love Wheatley! *hugs him* Do you think he'll help us if EDI turns on everyone? Just make sure there aren't any birds in the Normandy. XD

And I always got uber protective of Joker when Miranda just storms in and blames him for everything. But then, Joker is the king of snark so he can take care of himself. XD

I'd love to have Wheatley D:

But I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to be like "Oh hey Miranda, can you do us a huge favor and shut the hell up?" during that scene XD

[CDRSkyShepard]

thatguy227 wrote...

question why would Jacob continually mention being spaced to someone who died by being spaced? just seems like a horrible thing to do.

Good point, sir!

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

[SgtPepper667]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

...we should throw her out the airlock...pffft XD

[phantomdragoness]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

...we should throw her out the airlock...pffft XD

This.

I know Annabel, who already has panic attacks, was being held down in the shuttle by Garrus because she wouldn't calm down.

Bel: Vakarian, let me up!
Garrus: Not until you calm down!
Bel: Joker may be hurt and my entire crew was just kidnapped! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!
Mordin: *sniffs* Mental breakdown natural when one's mate is in critical danger.
Bel: Joker is not my mate and YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER.
Miranda: Bloody hell, just give her a sedative!
Bel: Come near me with a needle and I'll throw all of you out the airlock!
Garrus: *looks at Miranda* You couldn't, oh I don't know...take out the hysteria when you worked on her?
Bel: HEY!
Miranda: *sighs* The Illusive Man wouldn't let me.
Garrus: But you gave her more cushion?
Miranda: ...I...
Bel: AHA! I knew it! I knew I went up a bra size and a pants size!
Zaeed: *smirks* Hell yeah.
Kasumi: Explains why Joker stares at her chest instead of her eyes...
Bel: ...*blush* He does?
Kasumi: Oh look, we're back at the Normandy!
Bel: LET ME OUT!
Garrus: Kasumi...I will kill you.
Kasumi: *smirks* Try it, tough guy.
Bel: *practically clawing at door*


Oh! I forgot the cookies for the newcomers! BAD PHANTOM.

[CrutchCricket]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

...we should throw her out the airlock...pffft XD

Aw come on. I don't think we need go that far. Besides Joker gets a good comeback (albeit later on). Whose bright idea was it to take everyone in the shuttle, leaving the ship defenseless? And/or who went along with said bright idea?

Bad decision sure. But I don't think there needs to be any emnity...

[viggorrah]

CrutchCricket wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

...we should throw her out the airlock...pffft XD

Aw come on. I don't think we need go that far. Besides Joker gets a good comeback (albeit later on). Whose bright idea was it to take everyone in the shuttle, leaving the ship defenseless? And/or who went along with said bright idea?

Bad decision sure. But I don't think there needs to be any emnity...

Joker lets Shepard know that was a stupid idea (if you go talk to him afterward). I honestly do wonder about that, though. I still can't come up with a legitimate reason for taking every single squad member where ever they ended up going.

[SgtPepper667]

CrutchCricket wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I totally wanted the option to rip Miranda to shreds after she pulled her, "Everyone? You lost everyone and damn near lost the ship, too?" I know Sky was thinking about it. I also know Sky was probably worried sick about Joker the entire shuttle ride back to the ship.

...we should throw her out the airlock...pffft XD

Aw come on. I don't think we need go that far. Besides Joker gets a good comeback (albeit later on). Whose bright idea was it to take everyone in the shuttle, leaving the ship defenseless? And/or who went along with said bright idea?

Bad decision sure. But I don't think there needs to be any emnity...

I was joking, making fun of how Jacob's solution to anything hostile is to throw it out the airlock, haha.
@Phantom: My god...that cookie looks delicious! Thank you! ^^

EDIT: @viggorrah: Miranda said before you boarded that all squad members should go and Shep could decide who to take when they got there...still...it's pretty stupid if you ask me. I'd want to leave at least two or three behind...just in case...y'know...Collectors decided to board the ship.

Modifié par SgtPepper667, 08 décembre 2011 - 01:14 .

[CDRSkyShepard]

Yeah, I never quite got why the entire squad of badasses had to go on that particular outing. Currently, I'm writing a flashback scene for my fanfiction about Shepard's perspective during that whole incident, and her concern for Joker as they're coming back. The biggest hangup I've had is trying to find a good reason why all of them had to go. Right now the idea I'm playing with is that it was a personal mission given to her by her father, kind of a search and rescue thing...

Perhaps I'll post that scene when I'm done. It will eventually end up in Chapter 9 of The Perfect Bluff when it's all finished.

[thatguy227]

@Phantom: ha im actually enjoying some cookies right now, thanks though

[viggorrah]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

I was joking, making fun of how Jacob's solution to anything hostile is to throw it out the airlock, haha.
@Phantom: My god...that cookie looks delicious! Thank you! ^^

EDIT: @viggorrah: Miranda said before you boarded that all squad members should go and Shep could decide who to take when they got there...still...it's pretty stupid if you ask me. I'd want to leave at least two or three behind...just in case...y'know...Collectors decided to board the ship.

Yes Miranda, because guarding the shuttle is much more important than guarding the Normandy... -____-

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Yeah, I never quite got why the entire squad of badasses had to go on that particular outing. Currently, I'm writing a flashback scene for my fanfiction about Shepard's perspective during that whole incident, and her concern for Joker as they're coming back. The biggest hangup I've had is trying to find a good reason why all of them had to go. Right now the idea I'm playing with is that it was a personal mission given to her by her father, kind of a search and rescue thing...

Perhaps I'll post that scene when I'm done. It will eventually end up in Chapter 9 of The Perfect Bluff
when it's all finished.

Acutally now that you mention it being a personal mission, I remember that I had come up with an idea like that. Sort of; it's not necessarily Shepard's mission, but it is someone's who's close to him. Who, you ask? You'll have to wait until I start uploading it.

EDIT: Ugh, damn formatting issues.

Modifié par viggorrah, 08 décembre 2011 - 01:30 .

[Negam]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

Yeah, I never quite got why the entire squad of badasses had to go on that particular outing. Currently, I'm writing a flashback scene for my fanfiction about Shepard's perspective during that whole incident, and her concern for Joker as they're coming back. The biggest hangup I've had is trying to find a good reason why all of them had to go. Right now the idea I'm playing with is that it was a personal mission given to her by her father, kind of a search and rescue thing...

Perhaps I'll post that scene when I'm done. It will eventually end up in Chapter 9 of The Perfect Bluff when it's all finished.

That part of the plot has always bugged me. I understand that the whole squad leaving the Normandy was convenient for the ship to be defenseless and no squaddie end up being kidnapped, but it was poorly writen IMO. What a coincidence! And we were never satisfactorily explained why that decision was made. I want to know what explanation you come up with, because I really need a good reason.

Modifié par Negam, 08 décembre 2011 - 01:54 .

[MissFish]

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

I'd love to have Wheatley D:

But I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to be like "Oh hey Miranda, can you do us a huge favor and shut the hell up?" during that scene XD

That one comment from Miranda caused me to kill her in every single playthrough. 
I let her live once, got my achivment, and then reloaded a save to kill her.

You can't declare yourself my second-in-command AND be mean to Joker, and expect to live.

[Negam]

I see that female Jokerites really hate Miranda...

[phantomdragoness]

ALSO the part where the Collector beam hits the Normandy, and Shepard runs back to look at it. I'm always like: "YOU IDIOT! Go back and get Joker! He's in the OPPOSITE direction!"

[viggorrah]

Negam wrote...

I see that female Jokerites really hate Miranda...

Evidently so. I don't dislike her enough to kill her off, but she gets on my nerves every now and then.

phantomdragoness wrote...

ALSO the part where the
Collector beam hits the Normandy, and Shepard runs back to look at it.
I'm always like: "YOU IDIOT! Go back and get Joker! He's in the OPPOSITE
direction!"

LOL it's like Shepard goes back just to make sure. "Yep. Beam's cuttin' through the Normandy like butter. Definitely time to go."

Modifié par viggorrah, 08 décembre 2011 - 02:21 .

[Ryzaki]

Yeah taking all the squaddies made me facepalm. It was just silly.