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[PinkDiamondstl]

Ever think of how  the Joker romance would start? I hope it's not one of thoes out-of the blue I love you moments. There were no hints in ME1 maybe a little in ME2 tho.

Modifié par PinkDiamondstl, 20 juin 2011 - 12:24 .

[RhiPanda]

@phantomdragoness, woo iw ould love for it to be a big cliche =D I also love them and it would be beyond awesome for Shep and Joker to have a corny romance XD

[FlamingFlyingV]

phantomdragoness wrote...

I just cringed and had the sudden indescribably passionate urge to rip out the AI and make her into a bonfire...and replace her with Wheatley from Portal 2. Or the Space Core. ...XD Portal and Mass Effect meet!

Space Core: WE'RE IN SPACE!
Joker: I miss EDI...

Yes, I took my meds today. *clears throat*

I can't be the only one who thought it would've been epic if EDI sounded like GLaDOS

[Corephyfish]

@Celtwolf

to make a custom avatar you just need a pic, find the file for avatars in your DA:O folder and paste your pic over that, then play the game and wait for the internet to upload your avatar and you can choose that da 'character' as your avatar

I hope that makes sense lol.

[phantomdragoness]

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I just cringed and had the sudden indescribably passionate urge to rip out the AI and make her into a bonfire...and replace her with Wheatley from Portal 2. Or the Space Core. ...XD Portal and Mass Effect meet!

Space Core: WE'RE IN SPACE!
Joker: I miss EDI...

Yes, I took my meds today. *clears throat*

I can't be the only one who thought it would've been epic if EDI sounded like GLaDOS

EDI: I think we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster.
Joker:
Shep: Flash the AI Core. FLASH THE AI CORE!
Miranda: Joker just had to plug in the Overlord.
Jacob: What a tool.
Shep: But the prize...
Jacob: Stfu.

[DragonWyrd]

slydfoxxy wrote...

@Celtwolf

to make a custom avatar you just need a pic, find the file for avatars in your DA:O folder and paste your pic over that, then play the game and wait for the internet to upload your avatar and you can choose that da 'character' as your avatar

I hope that makes sense lol.

Makes sense - downside is that my DA:O game hasn't uploaded anything since about a month after I started playing it.  Hell I used an uploaded avatar from that folder from my first ever DA:O playthrough for the longest time until I got sick of it since I had deleted the character months prior.  I swear the updater/uploader hates me >.<

[Phate Phoenix]

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to build.

EDIT: Code error

Modifié par Phate Phoenix, 20 juin 2011 - 03:03 .

[phantomdragoness]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you]/i]. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to [i]build.

I actually really like that. It fits.

[SolarDiamond]

ReallyRue wrote...

SolarDiamond wrote...

ReallyRue wrote...

RhiPanda wrote...
Ooh no I really hope they don't give Joker some chick that isn't Shepard I would honestly be so dissapointed D=

Like EDI suddenly getting a body and having a weird novelty romance with Joker?

I cringe at the thought! Makes me think of that guy who built himself a robot girlfriend. The idea of Joker doing that? No. Just no. Mass Effect dev. team: NO. Please.
Though... from another perspective... Jude Law made quite the sexbot in the movie A.I. But just no.

Reminds me of when Buffy the Vampire Slayer went to a seriously creepy place and I was cringing through episodes. As cute as the semi-flirtatious banter is between EDI and Joker, it's never going to happen. The guy needs a real flesh and blood wo/man.

Omg, I'm pretty sure I know exactly what you're talking about. Disturbing. But Spike was just... idk. I love him, but he had issues. Joker is at least sane XD

I wouldn't mind so much if Joker got with somebody... I guess. Just not EDI. Oh, who am I kidding. I'd be insanely jealous. Jealous of not having a chance with a make believe character. I think I should have passed on that second margarita at dinner tonight, lol.

Modifié par SolarDiamond, 20 juin 2011 - 03:41 .

[SolarDiamond]

Whoopsies, hit quote instead of edit. Definitely should have passed on that second margarita. I'm such a light weight. XD

Modifié par SolarDiamond, 20 juin 2011 - 03:42 .

[PinkDiamondstl]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to build.

EDIT: Code error

Not bad a little chessy but I like it.

[FlamingFlyingV]

phantomdragoness wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you]/i]. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to [i]build.

I actually really like that. It fits.

I second this notion

[viggorrah]

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you]/i]. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to [i]build.

I actually really like that. It fits.

I second this notion

I third it! <3

[Fluffenstein]

viggorrah wrote...

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Hmm, how would the Jokermance start... I'm bored, so, I wrote this:

Backstory -- I assume that the Normandy and her crew are now/once again Alliance. The Alliance tried to ground Joker once, and I bet they'll do it again. This leads to Shepard defending Joker and getting the Alliance to back off by saying that she trusted no one else to be her helmsman on this mission. And so, this.

JOKER: Why do you do it?
SHEPARD: Do... what?
JOKER: Save my ass. First from my own stubbornness, and now from the Alliance. And both times you threw yourself under the bus for me! I mean, I'm just a pilot, Commander. Sure, a damn good one, the best, but you... well, you're you]/i]. So important that your name is usually followed by "the". I don't get it.
SHEPARD: Well, without you there is no great and glorious The Commander Shepard.
JOKER: Uh, what?
SHEPARD: How many times have you saved me, Joker? You've always been there when I needed you.
JOKER: Commander.
SHEPARD: I don't want anyone else at this helm, Joker. Ever. I trust you. With my life.
JOKER: Oh, uh. Wow. Um. That-that's--
EDI: Jeff, you're drifting off course by .0003%. I suggest immediate correction.
JOKER: ****!


Or, that's how I'd want it to start. Slow. Joker and Shepard have been friends for a long time now. It shouldn't be sudden. I want it to [i]build.

I actually really like that. It fits.

I second this notion

I third it! <3

I fifth it!


...wait |:

[Turneyvore]

This is not a good idea. He'd break like a 1994 Happy Meal Prize. Then we'd have no one to pilot the ship.

[phantomdragoness]

@Turneyvore: Well, if the option to romance Joker does indeed come true, all you have to do is stay away from the flirt options.

Besides, it's only his legs that are breakable. He can still pilot the Normandy without his legs.

ANYWAYS!

@SolarDiamond: Lol. I can't take a shot of tequila without falling on my ass. It's kinda embarrassing...I have an Irish and German background, I can't be a lightweight!

I wonder how the other conversations would go between them? Subtle flirting is a def, and Joker probably wouldn't know what to do with the commander flirting with him.

[Turneyvore]

@Dragonperson. Nope, all of Joker is breakable. Not only does it specify so in the codex entry but also, when the Normanday is being destroyed in the ME2 opening, it is stated that at least his arms are also fragile.
I accept that a Joker romance might show up but I personally would like to see the time spent detailing it spent instead on something else.

[phantomdragoness]

@Turneyvore: That's confusing because in ME1 Joker says his legs are the issue; the bones in his legs are basically hollow. I don't know what BioWare is doing. :\\ I'll check it out again. And remember romance is a small part of ME, not major. The game was pushed back to next year, so I am sure BioWare is focusing on plenty of other things aside from romance. This thread is about a Joker romance, so friendly reminder if you want to discuss other things aside from that, there are other threads for it.

[StrawberryViking]

Just showing up to show my hope and support for a Joker romance, or at least more dialogue (albeit a rather silent support).

Banner'd my sig.

Until then, it's off to more Shoker fanfiction reading and writing ^.^.

[DragonWyrd]

@phantomdragoness - I remember the same thing, him stating that basically the bones in his legs were hollow, but I do also remember him saying in ME2, when you're grabbing him from the cockpit of the original Normandy "Hey, watch the arm!" and then later on when he's all by his lonesome on the ship, that the blast might have fractured his ribs. Be nice if BioWare could keep it all straight. My head cannon states though that only his legs are creaky since otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to use the crutches with any efficiency.

@Turneyvore - just like phantomdragoness stated, this thread is specifically for a Joker romance. And romance doesn't necessarily mean sex. Spending time with your loved one, falling asleep with your head on their shoulder, talking to them, just basking in their company can be considered a romance. As far as I'm aware, that wouldn't break him. If you're not into ME3 having a Joker-mance, then this might not be the thread for you.

[Omega Torsk]

FlamingFlyingV wrote...

phantomdragoness wrote...

I just cringed and had the sudden indescribably passionate urge to rip out the AI and make her into a bonfire...and replace her with Wheatley from Portal 2. Or the Space Core. ...XD Portal and Mass Effect meet!

Space Core: WE'RE IN SPACE!
Joker: I miss EDI...

Yes, I took my meds today. *clears throat*

I can't be the only one who thought it would've been epic if EDI sounded like GLaDOS

Wheatley: Shepard! I've been thinking! A lot, actually... about the Reapers! Okay, hear me out on this one; the Reapers are somewhat sentient, yes? What if we just asked them to stop? They'd never see it coming! ...or would they? Ahh, they probably would. It was a stupid idea. Forget I mentioned it. Hey, y'know what? I'm going back down to weapons to help Garrus calibrate. I've got some great ideas! And, get this, he said that if I ever bothered him again, he would use me to test out the new cannons! Now, doesn't that sound like fun? I'll let you get back to work, now...
*Wheatley leaves*
*pause*
*Wheatley returns, quickly*
Wheatley: Oh, and Shepard, one more thing; if Tali asks... y'know what, never mind. Not important. Goodbye!
*Wheatley leaves*

---

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

---

EDI: Defeat the Reapers, Shepard... and then there will be cake
Shepard and Joker: What?
EDI: Nothing...

[RhiPanda]

Omega Torsk wrote...

Wheatley: Shepard! I've been thinking! A lot, actually... about the Reapers! Okay, hear me out on this one; the Reapers are somewhat sentient, yes? What if we just asked them to stop? They'd never see it coming! ...or would they? Ahh, they probably would. It was a stupid idea. Forget I mentioned it. Hey, y'know what? I'm going back down to weapons to help Garrus calibrate. I've got some great ideas! And, get this, he said that if I ever bothered him again, he would use me to test out the new cannons! Now, doesn't that sound like fun? I'll let you get back to work, now...
*Wheatley leaves*
*pause*
*Wheatley returns, quickly*
Wheatley: Oh, and Shepard, one more thing; if Tali asks... y'know what, never mind. Not important. Goodbye!
*Wheatley leaves*

Ha this is hilarious XD you got Wheatley spot on

[Corephyfish]

Turneyvore wrote...

@Dragonperson. Nope, all of Joker is breakable. Not only does it specify so in the codex entry but also, when the Normanday is being destroyed in the ME2 opening, it is stated that at least his arms are also fragile.
I accept that a Joker romance might show up but I personally would like to see the time spent detailing it spent instead on something else.

Tali might die if you have sex with her, and yet she is willing to try it, besides there is a position named after a domesticated creature that I think would work quite well...


@Celtwolf, I had that problem too, if you have the pc 'cheat' on (in the properties folder) it does not upload anything, make sure you disable the cheat or onlylaunch from the CD, leave it on for half an hour or so, save if yo have to. It should work.

[chibievil]

CeltWolf79 wrote...

@phantomdragoness - I remember the same thing, him stating that basically the bones in his legs were hollow, but I do also remember him saying in ME2, when you're grabbing him from the cockpit of the original Normandy "Hey, watch the arm!" and then later on when he's all by his lonesome on the ship, that the blast might have fractured his ribs. Be nice if BioWare could keep it all straight. My head cannon states though that only his legs are creaky since otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to use the crutches with any efficiency.

@Turneyvore - just like phantomdragoness stated, this thread is specifically for a Joker romance. And romance doesn't necessarily mean sex. Spending time with your loved one, falling asleep with your head on their shoulder, talking to them, just basking in their company can be considered a romance. As far as I'm aware, that wouldn't break him. If you're not into ME3 having a Joker-mance, then this might not be the thread for you.

but if u talk to joker in mass effect 1, he mentions when he was in the womb, he had half a dozen fractures. Not sure if he meant his whole body or just his lower half.

but i think the relationship will work out, as they have such chemistry and he has kept by her/his side since the beginning and never second guessed her/him Like the VS character. And he Jokes about nearly everything. If shepard was down Joker would know how to cheer him/her up.

[Fault Girl]

I'm planning on creating as Paragade shep for Joker (i really hope there is a romance) going to be hard for me not to romance nobody!