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[MissFish]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

MissFish wrote...

^^ you never know, the Normandy might actually be a geth Transformer. Shepard's gotta be prepared.

Prepared with her invisible shotgun and mystery squad mate! XD

Everybody knows invisible shotguns are the most effective That's just common knowladge

Modifié par MissFish, 23 décembre 2011 - 05:51 .

[thatguy227]

14 hours without a post that has to be some kind of record

[viggorrah]

thatguy227 wrote...

14 hours without a post that has to be some kind of record

Y'know now that you mention it, I think you're right.

[Vertigo_1]

What about this? blog.bioware.com/2011/12/23/happy-holidays/

Modifié par Vertigo_1, 23 décembre 2011 - 08:37 .

[SgtPepper667]

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

[FlamingFlyingV]

I like how in the time I've been gone, Joker has somehow became even more of a BAMF XD

[SgtPepper667]

He is definitely one of the more BAMF characters in Mass Effect XD

EDIT: Just realized my horrible grammar XD

Modifié par SgtPepper667, 23 décembre 2011 - 09:12 .

[FuzzyFreaks]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

Eh, he can just call for an orbital strike.

No sweat.

[viggorrah]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

Modifié par viggorrah, 23 décembre 2011 - 09:12 .

[FuzzyFreaks]

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

Either that or they'd have the most epic snark-off of all time.

[Drone223]

FuzzyFreaks wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

Either that or they'd have the most epic snark-off of all time.

With Sten dealing with the survivor

[SgtPepper667]

...I haven't played Dragon Age yet, D:

I take it she kinda has the same personality as Joker?

[FuzzyFreaks]

Drone223 wrote...

FuzzyFreaks wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

Either that or they'd have the most epic snark-off of all time.

With Sten dealing with the survivor

I don't think anyone can do deadpan sarcasm quite as well as Sten.

[FuzzyFreaks]

SgtPepper667 wrote...

...I haven't played Dragon Age yet, D:

I take it she kinda has the same personality as Joker?

Only in the snark department.

[SgtPepper667]

FuzzyFreaks wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

...I haven't played Dragon Age yet, D:

I take it she kinda has the same personality as Joker?

Only in the snark department.

Ah, I see. Thanks!

Side note: I just read that fan fic "Tiger By My Side"...wow. It was fantastic.
(Pssst, Sky, I can't wait to read the rest of yours!  )

[CDRSkyShepard]

I'm working on it, I swear! I've been scheming on my gingerbread Normandy project, so the fic will probably get major work done while I'm in the car on my way to Kansas the day after Christmas.

Poor Joker gingerbread cookie...crumbly legs and all. XD Soooo not fair. Lol.

[SgtPepper667]

CDRSkyShepard wrote...

I'm working on it, I swear! I've been scheming on my gingerbread Normandy project, so the fic will probably get major work done while I'm in the car on my way to Kansas the day after Christmas.

Poor Joker gingerbread cookie...crumbly legs and all. XD Soooo not fair. Lol.

Oh, I wasn't trying to pressure you! XD Ooo, post pictures when you finish your gingerbread Normandy!

He'll make up for his crumbly legs with snark and wit...and maybe an assault rifle...hahaha

[Jilinna]

Vertigo_1 wrote...

What about this? blog.bioware.com/2011/12/23/happy-holidays/

LMAO, I didn't even notice the crumbly legs till you guys pointed it out poor Joker!

Ohh & *waves* Hi Joker Thread!

I usually hang out in the Kaidan and Vega Thread but I have been lurking in here for a really long time but just haven't posted in here yet. I have no idea why it took me so long but it needs to be rectified because you guys are a pretty awesome bunch!

Also I promised Viggorrah in the Vega thread I would post in here for a few days now, I couldn't resist any longer after she offered me cookies and after seeing those fricken awesome Joker banners you guys are rockin! They are really well done, love them!

Also I have been a big fan of Joker for a long time, and I really really want him to be a LI in ME3, honestly after all he has been through with Shepard they have the foundation for a really good relationship, past friendship! So hope it happens because I have a Shepard who is ME3 ready who will be forever alone if he isnt.

EDIT: Also really like this Joker picture.



By: twilightalchemist144

Modifié par Jilinna, 24 décembre 2011 - 12:12 .

[MissFish]

^ Welcome aboard!

And I love the gingerbread picture! I'm gonna attempt some Mass Effect ginger people later tonight.

[viggorrah]

Yayyy Jilinna finally joined the party!! Good to have you here!

If I could cook I would try some ME gingerbread people. But alas, I cannot.

[SgtPepper667]

Welcome, Jilinna! It's so nice to have you!

I'm in the same boat as you, Vigg, I can't cook either

My roommate (my ex) seems to think I have this really strange fantasy involving myself and Joker and cosplay...lolwut? I tried to tell him that I don't (literally) fall in love with fictional characters and that I wanted SHEPARD and Joker to have a romance. Alas, it was to no avail.
edit: This was brought up because of a certain adorable picture on my phone


...I'm almost positive that's he's kidding...almost XD

Modifié par SgtPepper667, 24 décembre 2011 - 01:31 .

[fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb]

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

I suspect he may be immune to her charms, has Joker ever displayed a lecherous side in the game?

[MissFish]

I can't cook either, but my mom can.

@Sarge: Guy's don't understand video game character love. My boyfriend was thourally confused when i was upset after Miranda yelled at Joker. According to him, video game characters are for killing/ sleeping with/ or making fun of.

[viggorrah]

fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

I suspect he may be immune to her charms, has Joker ever displayed a lecherous side in the game?

Eh, sorta. He did make that one comment about Morinth being "all lithe and sexy," though.

@Peps: My phone is so jealous of your phone. XD

Modifié par viggorrah, 24 décembre 2011 - 01:51 .

[FuzzyFreaks]

fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb wrote...

viggorrah wrote...

SgtPepper667 wrote...

^^ I just saw that. XD HIS POOR LEGS...

I love it! Joker's poor legs. XD

To be honest, if there was some strange Dragon Age/Mass Effect brawl and Joker got paired with Isabela, I think he'd lose. All she'd have to do is stand there until he worked up a good drool and then go smother him with her cleavage.

I suspect he may be immune to her charms, has Joker ever displayed a lecherous side in the game?

You can catch joker listening to porn if you lurk behind him long enough, and he asks liara if she's "embraced eternity" lately, and I think something equally pervy if you're romancing her at the end of LOTSB.